Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 28 12.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.5%

  • Total voters
    233
As far as I know, he stated or at least implied that they stopped fostering kids once they had one or two of their own. I honestly don't think Nick was up to the same kind of degeneracy back then that he is now. Success destroyed him. He suddenly had virtually unlimited money and an ego the size of Jupiter. If he had never started uploading to YouTube, he'd probably be an upper-middle-class lawyer with a trust fund making enough to be comfortable, having an affair or two behind his wife's back and drinking a few times a week while secretly seething with resentment at the family that, in his mind, prevented him from ever being anything more special than that.
I was thinking maybe the quit be because there was a neglect accusation. I thought he has said something about a conflict of interest when he became a lawyer.
 
It has to be, I thought maybe her brother. Kayla’s family don’t know Aaron and would be mortified to speak to him.
Aaron was in contact with Kayla's Dad not too long ago.👇
Apparently Kayla's step-dad messaged Aaron today wanting to get in touch with him. This, in combination with the recent revelation that Kayla's being offered a plea deal, has Aaron thinking her step-dad wants him to help whisk Kayla off to safety. Perhaps even "team up" to take Nick down. :story:

Mind you he hasn't even talked to her father yet, he only saw his Facebook message. That was enough for him to start fantasizing about rescuing poor Kayla live on stream. I know Aarons retarded, but she must have cast some kind of voodoo on this nigga with that destroyed snatch of hers.

I meant to post this earlier but it slipped my mind. He actually did return his message last night, and Kayla's Step-dad blew him off LMAO. He only got back "Never mind not necessary."
 
I was thinking maybe the quit be because there was a neglect accusation. I thought he has said something about a conflict of interest when he became a lawyer.
I dug up his statement. This was from a message he sent to Null, which Null then posted in this thread. The context was that people had found the records of all CPS actions in which the Rekietas were involved. There were a few from the last year or so, and then one all the way back in 2009 that seemed incongruent. This was his response to the speculation.
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I vote Nick asks for an extension to continue pounding out the plea deal.
I was going to say something earlier about the possibility of a continuance. No idea of the situation, obvs, but it's not uncommon, and if his lawyer has at all reached out to the prosecutor to explore something, wouldn't be a shocker to ask for time to continue discussions.

As far as I know, he stated or at least implied that they stopped fostering kids once they had one or two of their own. I honestly don't think Nick was up to the same kind of degeneracy back then that he is now. Success destroyed him. He suddenly had virtually unlimited money and an ego the size of Jupiter. If he had never started uploading to YouTube, he'd probably be an upper-middle-class lawyer with a trust fund making enough to be comfortable, having an affair or two behind his wife's back and drinking a few times a week while secretly seething with resentment at the family that, in his mind, prevented him from ever being anything more special than that.
The missing part of your sliding door scenario is that that would require Nick to a) apply himself and work, and b) have the capacity to be a decent lawyer. The latter is theoretically possible, despite all the odds against, but the former is un-possible.

I was thinking maybe the quit be because there was a neglect accusation. I thought he has said something about a conflict of interest when he became a lawyer.
There's no inherent COI in being both a lawyer and foster parent. He may have said that if he was fostering local children and trying to be local lawyer who might take family law cases.

If so, either a) it's bs for "we just don't want to foster anymore" [which is fine], or b) Nick of a decade ago actually considered things. I vote a is true whether or not b is.


Struck bc it appears the reason was different.

Era: That said, what, they had cases against them as foster parents? The screenshot @Mouse Cop just posted lacks context, but if there were any cases or allegations raised against them as foster parents, that is...:|
 
And as far as him "fostering kids", you're taking his word for it. In his mind doing something as common as watching a relatives kids while they were going through a spat or health problem for a week might have been him "fostering". Remember he'd been trying to portray himself as something far more wholesome than he actually was, he might have been exaggerating how much he actually did.
 
Kayla’s family don’t know Aaron and would be mortified to speak to him.
I might be remembering wrong, but when Aaron used to talk about Kayla, I thought he mentioned her family had contacted him before...

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I find this comment particularly egregious. Even if you have conflicts with your wife's relatives, if Rekieta truly respected her wish for privacy, he'd keep this conflict private and not involve his 150k+ Twitter followers. It's beyond rude. A bit of public decorum is important when it comes to family matters.

But that's just my nerdy opinion.
 
I dug up his statement. This was from a message he sent to Null, which Null then posted in this thread. The context was that people had found the records of all CPS actions in which the Rekietas were involved. There were a few from the last year or so, and then one all the way back in 2009 that seemed incongruent. This was his response to the speculation.
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I've always been confused by this. Cited by CPS (maybe) ... and I think around the same time, don't hold me to it, there's a long conversation in which Kayla discusses seeing ghosts (specters) about saving a newborn at the end of the hall at the second home when she was feverish.

@Not Who You Think probably has the clip. I never put the puzzle together. Dates would help.

Edit to add: It seems there was a foster child around at the time that Kayla was melting down - maybe.
 
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BIG DAY COMING!
Please Nickety Crackets, fight the case! You will win in a landslide, just remember to scream objections over your "new" walking malpractice factory in the court at every turn!
You got this. Plea deals are only for WHITEBREAD ASS NIGGAS, and we all know you are an real OG from the streets of Houston! No self-snitching allowed that's for NERDS!
You got this Pope of Cuckolding! - Cheers!
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Era: That said, what, they had cases against them as foster parents? The screenshot @Mouse Cop just posted lacks context, but if there were any cases or allegations raised against them as foster parents, that is...:|
For full context, here is the link to the post which started this discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18738815

Notice that at the bottom of the fourth page it says Child Protection Intake Summary followed by a list of dates. We know nothing definitive about that 2009 case; we have only Rekieta's statement which I posted above. It's possible he's telling the truth, it's possible he's lying.
 
For full context, here is the link to the post which started this discussion: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18738815

Notice that at the bottom of the fourth page it says Child Protection Intake Summary followed by a list of dates. We know nothing definitive about that 2009 case; we have only Rekieta's statement which I posted above. It's possible he's telling the truth, it's possible he's lying.
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Does anyone know the dates Nick and Kayla were fostering this kid? The first date corresponds to Kayla and Nick's 2nd kid being born.
 
the dynamic between aaron and kayla's family has got to be weird especially considering the revenge porn case. it would make sense though given his response and nick's borderline admission?

I've had women that'd I'd bend over backwards to help but fuck
i had a mini stroke reading this like 18 times.
 
The bingo card should add "Toe fan present" and "Wil Herren fan present" as a backup just in case KF journalists can't make it again. It'd be a shame if the one time all three groups miss it is the one time Stearns County investigators do the smart thing and cuff and stuff him on a courthouse parking lot when they know exactly where he'll be in a setting with less chance of a mini-Waco style incident compared to the Balldo Bunker.

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Im not a usual in this thread but I can actually make time for this tomorrow. I need the QR. Are we just taking notes on them again? Same procedure as before. Is this the BIG one lol? specific things to lookout for this time?

edit: should say might just to be sure haha but its looking ok
 
Im not a usual in this thread but I can actually make time for this tomorrow. I need the QR. Are we just taking notes on them again? Same procedure as before. Is this the BIG one lol? specific things to lookout for this time?
He either cuts a deal tomorrow or gets utterly ass raped. The actual hearing part will probably be a few minutes though.
 
I might be remembering wrong, but when Aaron used to talk about Kayla, I thought he mentioned her family had contacted him before...

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I find this comment particularly egregious. Even if you have conflicts with your wife's relatives, if Rekieta truly respected her wish for privacy, he'd keep this conflict private and not involve his 150k+ Twitter followers. It's beyond rude. A bit of public decorum is important when it comes to family matters.

But that's just my nerdy opinion.
What an embarrassing peek behind the curtains of the Rekieta household. I can only imagine what puts members of her family in the 'irrational' camp.
  1. Say something mean about Nick (even if part of a joke)
  2. Expect something from Nick
  3. Fail to laugh at Nick's comedy
  4. Fail to believe Nick's lies
  5. Be fat
  6. Show any amount of care about his children and/or marriage
  7. Exist
 
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If you plead guilty, everyone will make fun of you right away for admitting to everything for like the 100th time, but this time in a court-setting.

If you plead not guilty, it will only delay the inevitable for a little longer.

Such a hard choice. Sure glad I don't have to make it. I'm just a nerd who doesn't have fun.
 
I might be remembering wrong, but when Aaron used to talk about Kayla, I thought he mentioned her family had contacted him before...

Aaron was in contact with Kayla's family. Aaron was also in contact with April's family (specifically her father) the day before the arrest. They both considered him a resource for helping their respective loved one.

2024-05-23 (Day of the Arrest): Both Kayla and April's Family Have Contacted Aaron

The weekend before the arrest Aaron reached out to April and asked her to go home (her parent's home) because she wasn't safe with Nick. April replied "that will never be my home again".

The night before the arrest Aaron was on the phone with April's father about what to do and how to get her back home. One of Kayla's family members also reached out the day prior. Of course, any plans would be meaningless because they were arrested the following day.

Aaron says "they all had family members who gave a shit" and it seems that contacting Aaron was an expression of that.



This is why April and Kayla's family members are both possibilities when it comes to reaching out to Aaron and also why Aaron wouldn't be able to help either of them. Aaron was already in the process of moving on from April and Kayla and even had a new woman in his life prior to the arrest. Meanwhile both women don't seem to be on the best terms with their families. April's family will "never be [her] home again" and Kayla's family didn't show up to Kayla's own hearing in late October (just her and Nick).

Whatever their circumstances, April and Kayla both have family members that want them out of this horrible situation and have reached out to Aaron on their own at one time or another when things were looking bad.
 
He either cuts a deal tomorrow or gets utterly ass raped. The actual hearing part will probably be a few minutes though.
Knowing Nick, he's lubing up for some anal action come tomorrow. There is no way he takes a plea. He's made every wrong choice so far. Why start making good decisions now?
 
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