🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I'm beginning to believe that almost everything Burt says is a fucking lie/he believes it because we understand how easily he falls in love. I don't think he has anywhere near that body count. I think Burt is living a fantasy in his mind and he can't break out of it.

We're just NPC's in Burt's Queer Dating Sim and he sees an "attempt romance" dialogue option floating above all our heads.

Is this what achieving CHIM is like?

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I'm beginning to believe that almost everything Burt says is a fucking lie/he believes it because we understand how easily he falls in love. I don't think he has anywhere near that body count. I think Burt is living a fantasy in his mind and he can't break out of it.

eh, with as much as he burts off, i would absolutely believe he's hitting grindr and rawdogging desperate randos almost nightly. he said he fucked an 82 year old named "chuck", dude has no standards whatsoever and gets a hard on from a slight breeze. he at one point listed off his handles on all the gay hookup apps, but i had only heard of grindr.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

I feel like if they had brought only like 4 new people in it would be a lot better. This is just a cluster fuck of nothing

Hopefully they learn in later seasons that just shoving a lot of people into a house doesn't lead to entertainment.

With this and the prisoner bit it can be seen that it just turns into a massive unfocused clusterfuck.

 

[dreamlander]

Out of the new cast, I have to admit to feeling bad for both Shelby the thousand yard stare pornstar and Star the old black women.

As a virulent racist and sexist I am enjoying some vindication that I have not lost all of my sympathy living in the ruins of this wicked world.

Impossible to gauge if season 2's cast of internet neets and freaks are worse off morally than these spiritual cretans.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

They should leave tts on all night. They seem allergic to money at times

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Out of the new cast, I have to admit to feeling bad for both Shelby the thousand yard stare pornstar and Star the old black women.

As a virulent racist and sexist I am enjoying some vindication that I have not lost all of my sympathy living in the ruins of this wicked world.

Impossible to gauge if season 2's cast of internet neets and freaks are worse off morally than these spiritual cretans.

I still think Fishtank should go back to casting NEETs, freaks and MDE fans. Less casting fuckups this way.

This season has been an entertaining experiment but it's been hard to follow if you don't tune in every day.

 

[AgarthaCrack]

Not sure if anyone archived Brandon Hilton's reddit but it can be viewed here incase he tries to delete it as well: https://archive.ph/KmzIM

 

[SpergChud]

I feel like if they had brought only like 4 new people in it would be a lot better. This is just a cluster fuck of nothing

They're weeding them out fast and this has been the quickest pace that the show has ever moved towards hellhouse. Tune out for a coupe days, sure, but I would bet alex's nonexistent inheritance that the show will be pretty wild by the middle of the week, or at the least whenever Frank comes in. Every time we've been doubtful after a day or two of nontent, production has stepped in made some pretty great moves.

You will kneel to Jet.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Hopefully they learn in later seasons that just shoving a lot of people into a house doesn't lead to entertainment.

With this and the prisoner bit it can be seen that it just turns into a massive unfocused clusterfuck.

The biggest takeaway should be to NEVER ALLOW THE FISH TO VOTE EACH OTHER OUT

 

[Hoi Polloi]

What I don't understand about Burt's memory holing is how he was previously able to remember events from early in FH1.0 towards the end, yet currently he remembers nothing from FH1.0 - even the stuff that was less than a week ago.

I don't think short term memory loss entirely explains this. It's like they wiped him clean in the basement waiting for the new fish. Seems more likely that he's activated some kind of schizo retard reset button in his own head, or he's somehow acting (I refuse to believe this).

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

"Famous Court" seems like a zzzz idea, Alex.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

The biggest takeaway should be to NEVER ALLOW THE FISH TO VOTE EACH OTHER OUT

funniest thing in terms of democracy is from the start with every hint of election everybody wanted the jeet out. He was saved by elimination (edit- with immunity) for so long and when finally wasn't it happened.

 

[SpergChud]

I still think Fishtank should go back to casting NEETs, freaks and MDE fans. Less casting fuckups this way.

This season has been an entertaining experiment but it's been hard to follow if you don't tune in every day.

I think a mixture of fans and clueless normies would be pretty sweet. If we had that whole pedo expose thing going with a bunch of neet type people mixed in it would've been a lot more entertaining and the drama would've lasted. The only issue with mixing fans into famous house is the chance they blow the cover but it shouldn't be too hard to weed out the type of aspies who would get off to that

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

it's interesting seeing people feel "bad" or "upset" about the new fish or burt getting bullied, because I couldn't give a fuck less and I wish they did it more

maybe I'm just a salty faggot, but idk

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

The biggest takeaway should be to NEVER ALLOW THE FISH TO VOTE EACH OTHER OUT

Lot of ppl wishing Mizzy was back.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

yeah it kinda makes me concerned about how or what the fuck he is going back to after the show is over. It's unclear if he can even understand people trying to scam or manipulate him but I'm sure some faggot is going to try.

I've always questioned where the fuck his parents/family have been throughout his adult life. He clearly needs a handler and is obviously unmedicated (no Burt, over the counter ashwaganda doesn't count). Schizos never take their pills of course.

Why are they now suddenly interested in calling him despite letting him open his schizophrenic asshole to the world?
Is it because he's now documented talking about his pedorape fantasies?

Made me a little bit sad to hear he cried upstairs, saying he missed his mother though; but again, softie

I'll change my mind again when he has another petulant fit lol

 

[dreamlander]

I still think Fishtank should go back to casting NEETs, freaks and MDE fans. Less casting fuckups this way.

This season has been an entertaining experiment but it's been hard to follow if you don't tune in every day.

I actually think the compromise position has the potential to provide the most amount of entertainment: half of the cast are turbo normies and the other half are MDE fans / internet neets.

It would make normies uncomfortable as they would be forced to interact with people who are strange / (potentially) smarter than them, and it makes neets force to get out of their comfort zone and socialize / grow as people.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I actually think the compromise position has the potential to provide the most amount of entertainment: half of the cast are turbo normies and the other half are MDE fans / internet neets.

It would make normies uncomfortable as they would be forced to interact with people who are strange / (potentially) smarter than them, and it makes neets force to get out of their comfort zone and socialize / grow as people.

You make a good case and this should be next season's casting goal.

 

[Hamberger Helper.]

What I don't understand about Burt's memory holing is how he was previously able to remember events from early in FH1.0 towards the end, yet currently he remembers nothing from FH1.0 - even the stuff that was less than a week ago.

I don't think short term memory loss entirely explains this. It's like they wiped him clean in the basement waiting for the new fish. Seems more likely that he's activated some kind of schizo retard reset button in his own head, or he's somehow acting (I refuse to believe this).

I don't think it's short term memory loss by the classic definition. I'm pretty sure Schizophrenia causes memory issues like warped perception of time and place. I could be wrong though.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Hopefully they learn in later seasons that just shoving a lot of people into a house doesn't lead to entertainment.

With this and the prisoner bit it can be seen that it just turns into a massive unfocused clusterfuck.

This season has been the worst in regards to production just doing fucking nothing all day everyday.
Every season, the worst sections of the show are when production runs out of shit to do, gets sick, or is just too lazy to come upstairs.

For some reason they reduced their amount of input into the show. Season 2 hit the right balance where production wasn't telling the fish how to act but constantly putting them in new situations.
This season has had a severe lack of challenges, missions, production bits, etc. and they are almost entirely relying on the fish to BE FUNNY. If they still haven't learned this lesson then there may not be any hope.
Also all of the challenges have been recycled from the previous seasons, pretty much the only new bit is the famous house idea.