🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Anyone remember that court scene from the Dark Night Rises?

 

[PhoBingas]

Saw this around and figure I'd share. Apologies if it's already been posted. No idea who the pedo in the facebook post is but he seems to be complaining enough that the feds should probably take a peek at his hard drives.

 

[Rome Is Burning]

What I don't understand about Burt's memory holing is how he was previously able to remember events from early in FH1.0 towards the end, yet currently he remembers nothing from FH1.0 - even the stuff that was less than a week ago.

I don't think short term memory loss entirely explains this. It's like they wiped him clean in the basement waiting for the new fish. Seems more likely that he's activated some kind of schizo retard reset button in his own head, or he's somehow acting (I refuse to believe this).

He hasn't entirely forgotten everything that's happened. Earlier tonight, he and Peyton were alone in the vanity, talking together. Burt was explaining to Peyton that he's not sure what's supposed to be happening right now, but he knows that the 4 of them (He, Peyton, Binx, and Luke) are the only real fish in the house. Peyton was telling him that for this part they're supposed to each be solo, but after Burt was continuing to talk about how he's confused, basically just said that it's the job of the 4 of them to get the rest out of the house, and then after that, they'd finish competing against who's left, and that would be the winner. Burt asked how the winner would be decided. Peyton said she had no idea. Star then came in and interrupted their conversation, which forced them to stop talking about it. There were only about 500ish people watching the room when this conversation happened.

Burt knows who the real fish are. He included Luke in that, so he remembered that Luke was there at the start of it, and he understood that there was still a competition going on. I think he basically zones out whenever things start getting too overwhelming for him, and sorta goes into an auto-pilot mode based on his emotional state whenever it activates. All this also leads me to believe that Peyton might just be viewing these new fish as just disposable entertainment for the time being, and fully expects to still be here after the dust settles.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Saw this around and figure I'd share. Apologies if it's already been posted. No idea who the pedo in the facebook post is but he seems to be complaining enough that the feds should probably take a peek at his hard drives.

you are late and gay

i'm a bit upset that nobody managed to archive the facebook post

brandon also nuked his tweets

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Night Court sounds more like Jerry Springer

 

[SpergChud]

Season 2 hit the right balance

 

[CraftyCat3]

What I don't understand about Burt's memory holing is how he was previously able to remember events from early in FH1.0 towards the end, yet currently he remembers nothing from FH1.0 - even the stuff that was less than a week ago.

I don't think short term memory loss entirely explains this. It's like they wiped him clean in the basement waiting for the new fish. Seems more likely that he's activated some kind of schizo retard reset button in his own head, or he's somehow acting (I refuse to believe this).

At this point, I genuinely thing some of this may be acting. He's clearly still schizoaffective, but I refuse to believe he's actually magically forgotten everything.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Night Court sounds more like Jerry Springer

Why didn't they do this with the old Alex B.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Lot of ppl wishing Mizzy was back.

Yeah she was the main character and the og cast falls flat without her. Some would argue that Burt is the main character (fair enough) but I would disagree because Mizzy's existence directly affected and shaped every other other fish and I don't actually think that applies to Burt. Even Jeet, while a good heel, didn't actually affect Burt's life or Payton's life much, but Mizzy did, she affected them all.

Mizzy is the only one with a real "character arc" with any real development. Binx's transition into the "villain" in the third act would have never happened with Mizzy still here because Binx would be too intimidated and busy following Mizzy's lead like she had been the whole show. Even if she did try anything, Mizzy would 100% step up to mog her and shut it down. I would have loved to see Binx shift into a villain role while Mizzy shifted into a hero role, but we were robbed from Mizzy having that arc.

As much as it sucks losing Jeet in the same way, it does comfort me knowing that Jet and Sam also lost their favorite fish because of the same voting bullshit immediately after losing Mizzy.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Yeah she was the main character and the og cast falls flat without her. Some would argue that Burt is the main character (fair enough) but I would disagree because Mizzy's existence directly affected and shaped every other other fish and I don't actually think that applies to Burt. Even Jeet, while a good heel, didn't actually affect Burt's life or Payton's life much, but Mizzy did, she affected them all.

Mizzy is the only one with a real "character arc" with any real development. Binx's transition into the "villain" in the third act would have never happened with Mizzy still here because Binx would be too intimidated and busy following Mizzy's lead like she had been the whole show. Even if she did try anything, Mizzy would 100% step up to mog her and shut it down. I would have loved to see Binx shift into a villain role while Mizzy shifted into a hero role, but we were robbed from Mizzy having that arc.

As much as it sucks losing Jeet in the same way, it does comfort me knowing that Jet and Sam also lost their favorite fish because of the same voting bullshit immediately after losing Mizzy.

Yep. Sacking Payton for Mizzy would have been the best call but for whatever reason they didn't think Mizzy was worth saving.

Fast forward a few days and now we have Sam so done with Payton that she doesn't get the 1 on 1 that Binx did to tell her to fix her shit.

Life is Mizzy

 

[Aquafag]

I actually think the compromise position has the potential to provide the most amount of entertainment: half of the cast are turbo normies and the other half are MDE fans / internet neets.

It would make normies uncomfortable as they would be forced to interact with people who are strange / (potentially) smarter than them, and it makes neets force to get out of their comfort zone and socialize / grow as people.

I think you're onto something. The most entertaining part of this season so far was Jobe (internet neet) mogging tf out of Ian (turbonormie). So I think this sort of mix would be the best way to do it.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Yeah she was the main character and the og cast falls flat without her. Some would argue that Burt is the main character (fair enough) but I would disagree because Mizzy's existence directly affected and shaped every other other fish and I don't actually think that applies to Burt. Even Jeet, while a good heel, didn't actually affect Burt's life or Payton's life much, but Mizzy did, she affected them all.

In my opinion there's no argument to be had about who the main character of season 3 is. Burt has dominated the clipped moments, dominated the memes from the show and by far the most talked about person. There is a reason why Burt was picked out of everyone to do the whole Xavier bit it's because he is the protagonist. People can hate Burt that's fine but he clearly is the main character of the show this season. Just like Letty was in season 1 and just like TJ was in season 2 Burt is the main character of this season.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

In my opinion there's no argument to be had about who the main character of season 3 is. Burt has dominated the clipped moments, dominated the memes from the show and by far the most talked about person. There is a reason why Burt was picked out of everyone to do the whole Xavier bit it's because he is the protagonist. People can hate Burt that's fine but he clearly is the main character of the show this season. Just like Letty was in season 1 and just like TJ was in season 2 Burt is the main character of this season.

Was. He was the MC. Sam is done with him.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

I think you're onto something. The most entertaining part of this season so far was Jobe (internet neet) mogging tf out of Ian (turbonormie). So I think this sort of mix would be the best way to do it.

That's always been the true path. It's what season 1 thrived on. Jon, Simmons, Mauro, Josie (knew Jet's music not Sam) vs the neets.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

me when i realized burt is a sexual deviant that'll fuck anyone (especially a pedophile) who gives him a crumb of attention

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Was. He was the MC. Sam is done with him.

Sam seems just about done with everyone lol. Burn it all to the ground.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Up next on the docket: Binx V Burt.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Sam seems just about done with everyone lol. Burn it all to the ground.

True but he at least gave Binx "the talk"

*Edit* Binx saying she assaulted Burt "for the children"

I really hate this bitch

 

[Sicko Hunter]

me when i realized burt is a sexual deviant that'll fuck anyone (especially a pedophile) who gives him a crumb of attention
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[Aquafag]

Sam seems just about done with everyone lol. Burn it all to the ground.

So am I. If Payton or Binx win, I'm gonna be pissed. I'll be neutral with Burt winning since he has been the MC this arc, and it makes a good story, but he's still a pos and a pedo defender. Luke or Fatty winning is the only correct choice this season, but I doubt production will allow it, so yeah. Burn it all down.