Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

This is some next level public flirting. Where's your fucking wife, bro? It's almost 1:00 AM your time and you have court tomorrow.

I really need @Fapcop to sweep in to save Kayla and all of human decency right now. What is wrong with these people?

 

[AnOminous]

The main losers are the people who want to laugh at all of this and see him face some actual consequences.

Not really, because no matter what actually happens, Nick is still going to be a gigantic joke and we'll still mock him endlessly. He has no way out of that even if he gets some kind of court miracle.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Whatever happens today he’s the biggest faggot of all time.

 

[Folgers Can]

Those are a lot of words to make this point:


If this is all about Monty, I will retire for... several hours.

I'm not sure what you mean but my point was only that Wentzell's afternoon calendar is organized in such a way that Nick's hearing has a full half-hour before the next cattle call comes up, meaning if they prefer to convert the settlement conference into a plea colloquy on the fly because an agreement in principle was already reached in advance (which is common practice), they would be free to do so without any external time constraint forcing them to postpone:

Whatever other shit happens with Monty's case the next day is anyone's guess but definitely more boring.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Classic Nick. Calls Aaron a cum guzzler, previously called him a wife beater and said Aaron has reversed the villain in stories, but also maintains there is still something he can't talk about.

 

[AnOminous]

Whatever happens today he’s the biggest faggot of all time.

Look at the choices this faggot has.

He can take a plea deal. He can admit he's guilty of all the shit he's been hurling bile at people for saying he's guilty of, insisting he dindu nuffin. But then he'll have to get up in court and openly state that yes, he's guilty of that shit.

He can refuse a plea deal. In that case, he's going to get savagely assfucked.

No matter what happens, tomorrow is going to be a gigantic cock up his ass. He might ordinarily like that, but this will be Satan's cock, and it will be barbed and spined and will rip his ass to shreds.

Tomorrow will be a hilarious day for humanity and a very painful day for Dick Suckieta.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Nick lodges a plea of nolo contendre, the court accepts and sentences him to a 2 year good behavior bond, then Nick walks away claiming that "the court never found me guilty, therefore I dindu nuffin" and "I only did it so I can be with my kids".

It would be unreal if that actually happened and Rekieta pulled a Ralph. That would literally cement Ethan Ralph as the guy who taught Nick Rekieta the trick. We might even get some new kino like this:

Spoiler: Ralph Kino

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

I fucking hate this cringe Bonnie & Clyde roleplay shit that Nick and April's got going on.
"It's us against the world, baby, we're so edgy. These nerds will never know what we've got. Now, where did I put my studded leather belt and suede jacket?"

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

They are still fucking going with their cringe bullshit. I guess Rackets isn't too worried about his court case tomorrow:
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why are they flirting like weebs from 2008??? this is so fucking cringe dudes

 

[Oh Darn]

I fucking hate this cringe Bonnie & Clyde roleplay shit that Nick and April's got going on.
"It's us against the world, baby, we're so edgy. These nerds will never know what we've got. Now, where did I put my studded leather belt and suede jacket?"

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Wentzell's afternoon calendar

Nick has a half hour but I suspect Wentzell will want anything substantial be a written submission. There are 19 items on his calendar tomorrow. I think he's going to want everything to move along. I'd bet that even if they have a plea agreement, he's going to set a date for review and if they don't he'll set it for trial.

I think Nick should be late on a full calendar to show that judge who's boss.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If Nick and his concubines are late to court tomorrow I'm gonna scream.

 

[Mouse Cop]

More Xitter sperging. Archive 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

 

[CoomerTine]

Lmaooo he paid for the motel rooms that Aaron did his wife in


Nooo crackieta

https://x.com/rekietalaw/status/1861291354623746422?s=46&t=wlCRMFG_dX1LhbM5k7gVMw

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

why are they flirting like weebs from 2008??? this is so fucking cringe dudes

Nerd. Real alpha males and fathers send cringe tweets to their former affair partner in the early hours of the morning of a pending court settlement conference while sounding suspiciously under the influence of something.

Either that or Balldo is feeding his bot new material for the lols

 

[repentance]

they must be desperate if they're calling their daughter's ex-boyfriend of all people to help her.

Or setting Aaron up. They can't be unaware of the restraining order.

 

[BathTubShine]

If Nick and his concubines are late to court tomorrow I'm gonna scream.

He is going to keep drinking and snorting until 6am and Xeet at 1 follower randos on Xitter and then drive all 3 of them to the court high and drunk as fuck... Isn't he?

 

[L Ghia]

Can the Judge request an on the spot drug test?

 

[Mouse Cop]

Can the Judge request an on the spot drug test?

If I understand the law correctly (and I think I do), a judge can do whatever the fuck he wants, at any given time, and if anyone has anything to say about it they can catch the judge's hands!

 

[Strix454]

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"No Aaron. I was the bigger cuck. I was paying for your hotel room when you were railing my wife and buying lots of dinners for you too. I'm so rich that effectively paying you to rail my wife while I watched was my pleasure."

Nick just doesn't get it.