Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[David Spadem]

Nick Rekeita mentioned by Alex Stein on Fishtank

 

[Mouse Cop]

Possibly his last Xeet of the night? Stay tuned. Archive

 

[Vibralldo]

I can barely keep up. Archive 1 2 3 4
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"Pretend morality and pretend sobriety"
He's right, but it's also incredible projection from a man that claims to be David from the Bible and completely sober while very obviously blasted out of his mind

"I find it funny to make people uncomfortable"
Nick 100% sexually gets off on making others uncomfortable. In another time he would have been a public flasher

 

[thebigdream]

Possibly his last Xeet of the night? Stay tuned. Archive
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I didn't lie, my language changed

Holy shit this nibba thinks people are stupid. He should try this in his case with Montegraph and see what the court thinks of retroactively changing the meaning of statements.

 

[Fapcop]

Just a last pre-trial trick for Nick!

NICK! You will rise a tiny bit in our esteem if you call the Judge: Judge Pussy Liquor to her face. In court.

In fact, out of respect, I will vow not to call you a cuck for at least a month. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

And if you call her that, she won’t be able to sentence you to jail, something I’m sure our legal Kiwis can confirm, because it’ll make her look bad and vindictive. WIN-WIN for you buddy!

 

[Folgers Can]

April and Kayla both have family members that want them out of this horrible situation and have reached out to Aaron on their own at one time or another when things were looking bad.

I'm still mulling over if it was April or Kayla's family.

Listening to his show tonight the chat did get some more out of him on that front, which has me leaning a bit more toward it being April's family but it's still inconclusive since he could have just been referring to other older contacts as something to throw back in her face in response to her tweets about him today. There also was another allusion to how Nick must have been raging at April upon learning that she herself had direct contact with Aaron very recently, and there was a healthy dose of righteous anger at her and Melton now being bosom buddies all of a sudden just to please Nick. Anyway here's the clip FWIW:

 

[repentance]

Aaron doesn't have one against April.

It was Kayla's family who contacted him. Aaron should trust no-one the slightest bit associated with Nick, Kayla or April. He shouldn't have even spoken to Keanu.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It was Kayla's family who contacted him. Aaron should trust no-one the slightest bit associated with Nick, Kayla or April. He shouldn't have even spoken to Keanu.

Did he confirm that? I imagine it was April's family

 

[Mouse Cop]

This is a great fucking video @Third World Aristocrat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsKbH3t9H8c

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Possibly his last Xeet of the night? Stay tuned. Archive
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Telltale games should make a game about Rackets called Life is Weird. Instead of getting powers you just do drugs and solve the mystery of the missing balldo. Just as gay though.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

More suggestions that it’s Kayla’s family that is worried and not April’s. From Kayla’s mother this time, posted 2 days ago, some time around the time Aaron got the call. The post was liked by Dan Sletta.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

Listening to his show tonight the chat did get some more out of him on that front, which has me leaning a bit more toward it being April's family but it's still inconclusive since he could have just been referring to other older contacts as something to throw back in her face in response to her tweets about him today. There also was another allusion to how Nick must have been raging at April upon learning that she herself had direct contact with Aaron very recently, and there was a healthy dose of righteous anger at her and Melton now being bosom buddies all of a sudden just to please Nick. Anyway here's the clip FWIW:

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do they have mixed sex prisons maybe that is where fatty fat fuck pdfile melton and crackhead whore april can hang

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Doubling down on the "cop touched her hair with cocaine on his gloves" cope. Archive
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Well, it is technically possible, just extremely unlikely.

I'd bet money Nick doesn't have a video of a cocaine hands cop taking a sample. Rather he has a video of a cop taking the sample and Balldo wants to say he obviously had cocaine hands. Muh watermark.

In theory, if the sample isn't washed, you could get a false positive on some testing methods. If this was via a specific metabolite test this is extremely unlikely and even then, the reading his kid had was way too high. False positive usually on the lower end.

As usual, Nick will be combining lots of individual things that don't apply to his situation to get to a theory. The reality is more likely to he that the cop didn't have contaminated hands, but if he had the sample was washed prior, but if it wasn't they tested for a specific metabolite and even then the result is on the higher end.

If they tested for say benzoylecgonine, the chances of a false positive is less than 0.1%. When you take into account the concentration level, even less.

That doesn't rule out lab error and say testing the wrong sample, but how Balldo describes is a no no. It's unlikely to ever come up in court unless Balldo tries a civil case and good luck convincing a jury to side with you then when they need to be 51% sure a test with a false positive chance of less than 0.1% was taken in a house where cocaine was present

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Did he confirm that? I imagine it was April's family

It gave the vibe that it was Kayla's family, because Aaron would've just come out and said it was his former in-laws had it been so; he was clearly walking on eggshells.

Besides, isn't it entrapment or goading Aaron if the woman he allegedly harassed via RP is using proxies to communicate?

 

[repentance]

Did he confirm that? I imagine it was April's family

He's openly trashing April at the moment and talking about when he's spoken to her family and Nick's in the past. It's the first time I've seen him be openly hostile towards April.

Aaron can't confirm anything related to Kayla publicly but both Nick and April's tweets and Aaron responding to those tweets strongly suggest that it was Kayla's family who contacted Aaron.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Hey Nick, you better not plead out since you've constantly maintained you dindu nuffin and that it's all a conspiracy. If you're really innocent then pleading out because of the big scary government is essentially letting yourself be bullied, and only nerds get bullied. You're not some kinda nerd who's gonna let the government bully you like a little cuck bitch, are you Nick?

 

[New Lady Crackets]

I'm looking forward to seeing "convicted felon" in the title after he pleads guilty and admits Alissa Sweep, the detective and the pastor were right about him this whole time. Him going to trial and jail may be funny for a while but this way the content continues. Lolcows obsessed with their thread always amuse me. It's like the cuck and his coke head girlfriend are going to be content slaves to this thread for the rest of their lives.

Although the funniest (but less likely) outcome would be getting DENIED a plea deal by the state because of his witnesses intimidation attempts.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Well, it is technically possible, just extremely unlikely.

I'd bet money Nick doesn't have a video of a cocaine hands cop taking a sample. Rather he has a video of a cop taking the sample and Balldo wants to say he obviously had cocaine hands. Muh watermark.

In theory, if the sample isn't washed, you could get a false positive on some testing methods. If this was via a specific metabolite test this is extremely unlikely and even then, the reading his kid had was way too high. False positive usually on the lower end.

As usual, Nick will be combining lots of individual things that don't apply to his situation to get to a theory. The reality is more likely to he that the cop didn't have contaminated hands, but if he had the sample was washed prior, but if it wasn't they tested for a specific metabolite and even then the result is on the higher end.

If they tested for say benzoylecgonine, the chances of a false positive is less than 0.1%. When you take into account the concentration level, even less.

That doesn't rule out lab error and say testing the wrong sample, but how Balldo describes is a no no. It's unlikely to ever come up in court unless Balldo tries a civil case and good luck convincing a jury to side with you then when they need to be 51% sure a test with a false positive chance of less than 0.1% was taken in a house where cocaine was present

Its clear that the cop had metabolites in his hands and scalped the poor girl's hair to get in the root of the hair. It's obvious how this corrupt system that wants to fuck Nick Rekieta out of his desires of fucking his live in fleshlight with a balldo and feeding cocaine to his child to treat her ADHD is fabricating and framing this otherwise paragon of virtue and pillar of the community.

 

[buttmunch]

calling it now, risotto will plead out, then gloat about how "you'll never get the body cam footage now pedos", and how da gubberment did it all and he was framed, in 6 - 8 months his janny's and biggest pay piggies like spectree go back to him and pretend it was never that big of a deal, and he will ride out his dying years with 10 - 20 real viewers on his streams ralphamale style squeelin about how he use to be a big deal and everyone stabbed him in the back

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

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