Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

Just a review of morning happenings wrt if he'll plea out.

- BBN rightly highlighted this. It does seem like a tell.

- Aaron talked about it about 40 min into STMS (going on now). "Inside sources" tell him that Nick's gonna fight. He said that he's been told that the offer on the table is guilty on ALL charges, 5 years suspended, drug testing for the 5 years.

- Wheelchair Johnny who can be wise (broken clock) is leaning into Nick pleading guilty so that he can go on blast, play the victim, rant about the gubberment, etc. BUT he thinks that Nick doesn't even know how he'll plea bc he "changes his compass by the hour".

- Mindset is live but hasn't addressed it thus far.

My question: Can the government require that Nick shut up about the specific details? A gag order of some kind?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Has it ever been revealed what type of cocaine metabolites were present in the hair sample, or is it nondescript? Can someone provide a link to whatever report is available? Without showing my hand, I have some expertise in this field.

Cocaine has at least 1 metabolite that can feasibly spontaneously hydrolyze in the presence of water (primarily the benzoyl metabolite). Other cocaine metabolite pathways necessitate some kind of enzymatic process to form.

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The benzoyl metabolite wouldn't likely be formed in any meaningful quantities in regular water however, and the formation would likely be a very slow process.
ALTERNATIVELY, the benzoyl metabolite can be formed in large quantities by alkaline hydrolysis, such as could be encountered from freebasing.
So in short, without further information, I would expect that either cocaine was ingested or there was exposure (by physical contact or otherwise) to crack, which is degenerate and pathetic on an entirely different level.

We do not have any detailed info which metabolite it was specifically.

I imagine the lab would know that as well. You know, the people who do this testing on the tax payer's dime, professionally?

 

[ShinyStar]

How much time is there generally between a guilty plea and release of bodycam footage?

Infinite. It's been explained numerous times in the thread that if he pleads guilty, then bodycam footage does not get released.


He's had to keep his mouth shut for years because Kayla doesn't want to have her dirty laundry aired to the public. He's going to be free of the old ball-and-chain that he's hated being shackled to soon enough. Divorce arc guaranteed. Only questions are if Kayla knows he's planning it and why he's waiting to file.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

For those interested.

The filing in Kayla's case is online.

 

[carl9987]

Has it ever been revealed what type of cocaine metabolites were present in the hair sample, or is it nondescript? Can someone provide a link to whatever report is available? Without showing my hand, I have some expertise in this field.

Cocaine has at least 1 metabolite that can feasibly spontaneously hydrolyze in the presence of water (primarily the benzoyl metabolite). Other cocaine metabolite pathways necessitate some kind of enzymatic process to form.

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The benzoyl metabolite wouldn't likely be formed in any meaningful quantities in regular water however, and the formation would likely be a very slow process.
ALTERNATIVELY, the benzoyl metabolite can be formed in large quantities by alkaline hydrolysis, such as could be encountered from freebasing.
So in short, without further information, I would expect that either cocaine was ingested or there was exposure (by physical contact or otherwise) to crack, which is degenerate and pathetic on an entirely different level.

So in order to push the "cops dropped cocaine on my daughter's hair" narrative, he would need to first confess it was actually crack cocaine?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Possibly his last Xeet of the night? Stay tuned. Archive
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"I changed. People accused me of lying, but I just changed." - Rekieta Nov 25th

When the evidence of his lies is insurmountable, he just moves the goalpost.

On February 6th, when April was probably still his "girlfriend", he said:
0:25: "I know people perceive differences but to me, internally, I'm not different how I think about things. Sure, I may be different how I execute things how I talk I do a show [...]"

He once stood for many principles that normal people see as core values in life:
Monogamy, loyalty to your spouse, faithfulness to your religion, defending freedom of expression even when it's against you...

The lengths he goes to avoid admitting he wasn't truthful (aka HE LIED) to those principles is astounding.
But at the same time, it's not surprising...

His principles are extensions of his courtesy. According to him, a principle doesn't reflect an idea bigger than oneself; it's just a tool for personal benefit.

His words and principles are meaningless, serving only his self-fulfillment and vanity. They will never stand for anything bigger. What a cuck.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

He's going to plea and get a good deal. If offered that, he'll take it. He's a narcissist but he's not insane. He has a sense of self-preservation, even if it warped beyond social norms.

I expect a grandiose rant and continued denials afterwards.

I can see it now, he pleas guilty and then starts streaming.

“Silly Kiwinerds, the government never PROVED the coke was mine. I HAD to plead guilty otherwise the government would’ve taken me away from my kids.”

 

[Flora Fox]

He's going to show that prude judge how cool he is by showing up looking like a drug added goblin on 2 hours of sleep. It's a display of dominance.

And late.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Just a review of morning happenings wrt if he'll plea out.

- BBN rightly highlighted this. It does seem like a tell.
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On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the likeliest, how deep is the bromance between Stearns and Kandiyohi Counties?

 

[Grayback]

He's about to plea.
Nick's gonna fight.
leaning into Nick pleading guilty

I don't want a normal, orderly plea.
I want courtroom fireworks.

Spoiler

"ᴳᵒᵈ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ..."
- "I'm sorry, Mr. Rekieta, I couldn't hear you. What did you say?"
"I said, 'god help me.'"
- "Yes, well, however... is it your opinion—?"
"It's my opinion Aaron did not wear that balldo."
- "Excuse me, Mr. Rekieta?"
"He fed my kids Spaghetti-Os. That's what—"
- "Could you speak louder, Mr. Rekieta?"
"Aaron Imholte did not wear the balldo. Because I wore the balldo."
[audience gasps]
"I wore the balldo... I wore the balldo with my Minnesota 7."
- "Mr. Rekieta, on the nights before attending Hedonism 2—"
"In July, August, and September of 2022, I wore the balldo."
- "On the morning of the arrest—?"
"I was wearing it. I'm wearing it right now. I'm wearing it now, because... I'm a lolbert.""

 

[Flora Fox]

so I see April's little period of being nice and loving to Aaron is over, someone must have convinced her that she can't be held accountable for the supposed hack/info breach.

She figured out she can't manipulate him anymore. For his sake, I hope it's true.

 

[daffodils]

For those interested.

The filing in Kayla's case is online.

What does it say about the overall Rekieta strategy that Kayla is still challenging the warrant? A warrant that most lawyers not named Nick Rekieta seem to consider solid?

It's hard to imagine that Nick isn't involved in this decision, so what can he potentially get out of it?

 

[JT Marlin]

I can see it now, he pleas guilty and then starts streaming.

“Silly Kiwinerds, the government never PROVED the coke was mine. I HAD to plead guilty otherwise the government would’ve taken me away from my kids.”

Exactly this with more impotent rage. His ego will be badly bruised for having to bow his head to the eeeevilll gobermint.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

What does it say about the overall Rekieta strategy that Kayla is still challenging the warrant? A warrant that most lawyers not named Nick Rekieta seem to consider solid?

Everyone does it. It's going to fail, obviously. Her lawyer tries to get creative a few times. Fairly sure Nick was swatted way before the Aaron fallout and before he even met Aaron. Anyone got the timeline on that? Such a thing can be useful with some other more solid facts to work with, but they don't create a timeline to match it.

Gonna fail on the mandatory reporter also. Judge watched the video in all its glory, so that also gonna fail.

The state will just destroy it.

It would be hilarious if his wife gets off on it and he is found guilty though, so I'm not sure what I'm wishing for

 

[Melty Butter]

What does it say about the overall Rekieta strategy that Kayla is still challenging the warrant? A warrant that most lawyers not named Nick Rekieta seem to consider solid?

Could Nick use this for an appeal in the (unlikely) case it succeeds?

I don't know but at least it's well argued. This cracked me up:

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Can the Judge request an on the spot drug test?

Yes.

If you ever have drug charges, you should be prepared to test everytime you have to appear

 

[ShinyStar]

Kayla's literally going with the strategy that Nick is an actor, and you could investigate Al Pacino for Scarface if you can investigate the live-streamer. It could have been drywall powder on Nick's nose...

I'm going to guess that the judge will see a difference between someone who is acting like a practicing lawyer and someone who is literally an actor purposefully portraying a character using drugs. The fact that Al Pacino isn't called Al Pacino during the movie is a pretty big tell that he's not portraying himself. Being on coke was never part of Nick's public persona, the detective watched enough of Nick's show to know that, and to know that Nick claimed he was portraying his actual character and not adopting one for the purposes of the stream. I don't see any reason to conclude that Pomplum misrepresented anything.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Kayla's literally going with the strategy that Nick is an actor, and you could investigate Al Pacino for Scarface if you can investigate the live-streamer. It could have been drywall powder on Nick's nose...

I'm going to guess that the judge will see a difference between someone who is acting like a practicing lawyer and someone who is literally an actor purposefully portraying a character using drugs. The fact that Al Pacino isn't called Al Pacino during the movie is a pretty big tell that he's not portraying himself. Being on coke was never part of Nick's public persona, the detective watched enough of Nick's show to know that, and to know that Nick claimed he was portraying his actual character and not adopting one for the purposes of the stream. I don't see any reason to conclude that Pomplum misrepresented anything.

The actual cocaine they found in Nick's house was just because he's a method actor

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Yes.

If you ever have drug charges, you should be prepared to test everytime you have to appear

God I hope this means the judge makes him do a breathalyzer before he pleads

 

[TexOffender]

I don't know but at least it's well argued. This cracked me up:
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The acting part was him pretending to be a christian family man when he was just a junkie cuck.