Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[IamnottheNSA]

He replied to Warski celebrating his sobriety by wishing him death.
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Balldo is overflowing with contempt for the both of them.

WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING DIE, TARDSKI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

All becomes Gunt.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Oh shit Today is the hearing isn't it.

I will have some good eating when I get home from work.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Kayla's literally going with the strategy that Nick is an actor, and you could investigate Al Pacino for Scarface if you can investigate the live-streamer. It could have been drywall powder on Nick's nose...

I'm going to guess that the judge will see a difference between someone who is acting like a practicing lawyer and someone who is literally an actor purposefully portraying a character using drugs. The fact that Al Pacino isn't called Al Pacino during the movie is a pretty big tell that he's not portraying himself. Being on coke was never part of Nick's public persona, the detective watched enough of Nick's show to know that, and to know that Nick claimed he was portraying his actual character and not adopting one for the purposes of the stream. I don't see any reason to conclude that Pomplum misrepresented anything.

This argument is insane, might as well just save time and tell the judge you did it.

Even if they investigated Al Pacino, it wouldn't matter, because Al Pacino (to my knowledge) wasn't actually doing a mountain of blow.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Also I see April's little period of being nice and loving to Aaron is over, someone must have convinced her that she can't be held accountable for the supposed hack/info breach.

April's Twitter activity is cyclic.

(1) Overconfident, suggestive, pompous posting when she perceives Aaron's downfall is imminent/when Nick feeds her false optimism.

(2) When her wishes/Nick's promises don't materialize and she gets pushback for being a retard, she adopts the shy, ditzy eat, pray, love damsel character and gradually slithers back into her offline hole.

(3) Rinse, repeat

 

[LiquidKid]

For those interested.

The filing in Kayla's case is online.

“Diet pills exist therefore extreme weight loss over a short period of time is normal and not indicative of drug use” and “Pomplun has no expertise in identifying drug use on camera are basically the arguments and they’re retarded. This lawyer is even worse than Nick’s

 

[ShinyStar]

This argument is insane, might as well just save time and tell the judge you did it.

Even if they investigated Al Pacino, it wouldn't matter, because Al Pacino (to my knowledge) wasn't actually doing a mountain of blow.

The motion argues that using drugs isn't a crime, only possessing them. So even if Nick was high on stream, that doesn't mean he possessed drugs at any time before or after using them. I suppose we're supposed to conclude it's reasonable to believe that Nick hopped up from his desk, raced out of the house to some undisclosed location, did the drugs there, and then raced home to resume his stream, but it's not reasonable to believe that he walked across the room, did a line of blow off April's ass, and then walked back to the camera...

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

"She downplayed your career, king! Be with me and be known as a truth telling hero forever and ever!"
-Future April

 

[The Bunk]

He's going to plea and get a good deal. If offered that, he'll take it. He's a narcissist but he's not insane. He has a sense of self-preservation, even if it warped beyond social norms.

I expect a grandiose rant and continued denials afterwards.

You never know when his ODD is gonna kick in.
"The gubbermint wants me to take a plea deal? Nooooo, prosecutor-child, it's yooooou who's gonna take a plea deal"

 

[IamnottheNSA]

@thebigdream we need an update for the balldo quotes generator, there are some real gems in Crackets' recent spergout

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

The question is, is it really worth going out there to write down the plea deal?

 

[Grayback]

“Diet pills exist therefore extreme weight loss over a short period of time is normal and not indicative of drug use”

It's so embarrassing that they're even trying this shit. It's like listening to a four-year-old try to tell you that they didn't eat the last piece of cake because "uh, uh, maybe it was our neighbors, they eat food too, I think I saw them outside earlier..."

Literally the only things that make you shed weight like this are illegal stimulants. The investigating officers probably thought that Nick was doing meth.
To humor the "diet pills" horseshit for a moment, even ozempic isn't some miracle cure that makes you lose weight that quickly. It works kind of like a gastric band surgery does, in that it just tries to make you feel full so that you'll stop eating so much—but you absolutely can "beat" it if you're enough of a clueless animal that you just keep eating (like Vito apparently did).
These drugs don't radically change your metabolism, or stop you from absorbing calories, or even do much to suppress your appetite.

We know it was stimulants. You can give up now, guys. It's fucking joever.

 

[AltisticRight]

yeah ok how would that lead to metabolites? This nigger really thinks we're all that stupid. But we're not, which is why we're all laughing and he's about to plea out like a little bish made faggot.

He thinks benzoylecgonine metabolises outside of the human body.

Has it ever been revealed what type of cocaine metabolites were present in the hair sample, or is it nondescript?

Yeah, it's benzoylecgonine. You can just search for that word and my username. The receipts are there.
He actually thinks this metabolite which excretes through urination metabolises outside of the human body. He read 45 abstracts of papers he couldn't understand.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick is retarded, but not as retarded as Kayla's lawyer who accuses Aaron of being behind Nick's swatting calls in the last legal filing.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

metabolises outside of the human body.

Lmao what? Guess he thinks his child is a pillar man from jojo now ahahahaha

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

He actually thinks this metabolite which excretes through urination

Why was it found in the hair sample again?

 

[Schpoots]

The rekietas continue to find new ways to give me second hand embarrassment.

 

[SargonF00t]

Nick is retarded, but not as retarded as Kayla's lawyer who accuses Aaron of being behind Nick's swatting calls in the last legal filing.



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How does the court look at unfounded accusations of this sort?

 

[ThePhoenix]

$10 The Judge/Prosecution withdraw the plea deal and incarceration ensues.

This may be their final straw.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's so embarrassing that they're even trying this shit. It's like listening to a four-year-old try to tell you that they didn't eat the last piece of cake because "uh, uh, maybe it was our neighbors, they eat food too, I think I saw them outside earlier..."

It’s even worse than that. It implies that Nick is a celebrity therefore it’s normal for him to have perception weight loss.
An argument so bad, you can only expect a woman to have made it.

The facts that an internet celebrity may have appeared to have lost weight, appeared tired, and appeared "strung out" are conclusory in nature and not factual. Likewise, the allegation that April Imholte appeared tired, lethargic, and strung out are mere statements that fail to recite facts leading to such conclusions. For instance, this is the age of prescription weight loss medications. Essentially, everyone is losing extraordinary amounts of weight in a short period of time. However, no independent investigation was done in that regard. Nicholas also suffers from insomnia, yet no independent investigation was done in that regard.

If this goes to trial, her lawyer will absolutely use Nikacado as evidence and it’ll be hilarious

 

[BathTubShine]

Nick is retarded, but not as retarded as Kayla's lawyer who accuses Aaron of being behind Nick's swatting calls in the last legal filing.



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Quite bold move to openly accuse Aaron Cuckholte of commiting a crime under Minnesota statutes (Swatting is misdemeanor or felony, not sure if senate has confirmed changing it to an felony in MN) on a legal filing with your own name on the paper.