Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Deadass, this nigga is an addict and therefore believes he has done literally nothing wrong, my money is on him fighting this and getting totally rooted.

 

[Telvanni]

I think he truly believes in his swiss cheese of a brain he'll take this to the Supreme Court and win on an arcane technicality with an opinion written by Clarence Thomas himself citing that the watermark changes everything.

 

[Captain Manning]

Wasn't Torswats also doing it for pay though? Couldn't it have been groypers paying Torswats? I think that would probably be consistent with other groyper hated figures (Metokur, Andy, post-betrayal Ralph) having been swatted by Torswats too.

It could have been, yes. Though we now know the identity of the people actually getting their hands dirty. As do the authorities, thankfully.

Really, the point here is there is a absolutely zero proof that Aaron swatted Nick. He's a complete faggot for making that accusation (and yes, I am absolutely going to assume that's Nick, and not Kluver, because Nick is obsessed with Aaron and he's a control freak trying to get everybody on the same narrative).

First, he's got zero evidence. Secondly, it's irrelevant to his case. He's once again using these motions to attack his enemies, and not actually mount a credible defense (because he doesn't have one).

The only shocking thing here is that there's apparently at least two lawyers now that are willing to be co-opted by this bullshit. It's not very ethical or professional. It's dangerous, even.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

It’ll be interesting to see if Our Wife shows up for the trial.

I’m betting she won’t and divorce is at hand.

Even if she divorces, you need to Stop Simping. Inshallah you shall be thrown into a titanium burkha to never gaze upon flesh again.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I don't know how anybody can consider this man LOTY-worthy when nobody even bothers showing up for his hearing. Point goes to Bossman.

 

[zimzam88]

Get hyped after he pleads guilty there will be a Balldoman 24 hour Cope Stream where he dispells the myths and lies pushed by his haturz on the internet. The stream will feature both April and Kayla who are all deeply in love with each other and defend Nick to the public. At the end of the cope stream he unveils the 5k locals gift and announces incoming victory over monty with a toast of whiskey proving that he can drink responsibly.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Get hyped after he pleads guilty there will be a Balldoman 24 hour Cope Stream where he dispells the myths and lies pushed by his haturz on the internet. The stream will feature both April and Kayla who are all deeply in love with each other and defend Nick to the public. At the end of the cope stream he unveils the 5k locals gift and announces incoming victory over monty with a toast of whiskey proving that he can drink responsibly.

I was all there with you, but you broke my suspension of disbelief by insisting April and Kayla love each other in this scenario.

 

[Swole McPole]

Doesn't matter. Probable cause is at the time of granting the warrant. If there was no probable cause, the warrant was invalid and the evidence doesn't get in. The problem is there was probable cause at that time.

OK, I thought they'd dealt with the probable cause issue at Nick's hearing. Do they get to have seperate probable cause hearings for every fucker in the case? That seems insane?

 

[Vibralldo]

Wasn't Torswats also doing it for pay though? Couldn't it have been groypers paying Torswats? I think that would probably be consistent with other groyper hated figures (Metokur, Andy, post-betrayal Ralph) having been swatted by Torswats too.

Metokur claims the feds contacted him and told him who was paying for Torswats.

Seems it's related to fediverse drama at least in his case. There are more victims than just him, so I'm not sure if this is true for every one of them.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

I was all there with you, but you broke my suspension of disbelief by insisting April and Kayla love each other in this scenario.

It would fit with their general drow-ishness over there in Benzoballdozaran.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Hope that any Kiwis planning to attend are sufficiently prepared for Nick being a fucking disaster. I wonder if he'll be better or worse without his emotional support ragepig.

How can someone buy tickets to his trial ? Asking for a friend

 

[LiquidKid]

I have it on good authority that Claire has been kept in the loop regarding her swatting. Which means Nick probably has been with regard to his own.

He should 100% know by now that it was Torswats that hit him, along with everybody else.

I can’t speak to them, but when I was swatted in 2023 there was never any follow up where they told me if they had suspects or even who the suspect could possibly be. I was just swatted, the police verified it was a false alarm, and then they said “have a good day.”

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

How can someone buy tickets to his trial ? Asking for a friend

I think you can just show up and hope for a seat. Idk how it works, might be best to ask someone who was at the omnibussy

 

[Pelican Bones]

I can’t speak to them, but when I was swatted in 2023 there was never any follow up where they told me if they had suspects or even who the suspect could possibly be. I was just swatted, the police verified it was a false alarm, and then they said “have a good day.”

The reason any of them would be "kept in the loop" is the cops know who did it and need to contact the victims for testimony.

 

[daffodils]

From Melton's chat right now







About some event by Melton


About Aaron




Aaron and April

Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-11-26T18:41:24

donated: $100.00

$100.00 thanks for all the well wishes and the support. today i have to go do something that is anathema to me because it is the right thing to do and I have two boys to teach how to be men. you've always been a neutral voice, and that's all I ever asked for.

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Rekieta Law
youtube.com/channel/UCbkjX3E0IhuUfPzL0FjSPaw

date: 2024-11-26T18:44:28

donated: $5.00

$5.00 I have my kids. I've had my kids since early August. they are resilient and brilliant. they are better people than me; i can die happy as a parent

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[Grayback]

From Melton's chat right now

Dang it.
He's gonna take a deal.

I wanted to see a fight to the bitter end.

 

[The Internet Dick]

Deadass, this nigga is an addict and therefore believes he has done literally nothing wrong

That's the crux of it right there. Even though forced by the state to abstain from drugs and alcohol for x amount of time, Rekieta still thinks like a drunk and an addict and drunks and addicts never, ever own their own shit. It's always someone or something else to blame, never themselves.

Nick Rekieta gets up, looks in the mirror, practices his smile, and says to his reflection I DID NOTHING WRONG!

Fucker.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

From Melton's chat right now

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lmao this nigga pleaing. "you've always been a neutral voice talking about diddling aaron's kids!"

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

From Melton's chat right now

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Guilty plea inbound. He’s not even trying to claim innocence anymore. What’s his next cope going to be?

 

[TexOffender]

From Melton's chat right now

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Seriously, in Metlon's chat he says that while shitting on his lawyer friends that kept telling him to resolve this easier?