Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Melty Butter]

Was it worth it?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Minnesota is a cuck blue state that slurps somali semen

Then they should be all for torturing a white man. Cmon Minnesota....

 

[200MB]

@Tiki Bar Man 2 Damn, you actually got me feeling bad for Kayla.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

Spoiler: for the dummies

April gives Nick a huge hug. She has heavy caked on foundation and mascara. mussy combat boots. Blue jeans. Some weird coat with big gold buttons down the arms.
She looks puffy, been crying for sure. Head down waiting in the hall.

2:19- She went to the bathroom down the hall and I hear her sniffling and tearing paper towels. faucet sounds. no toilet most likely.

2:30- Still waiting outside court just met April. She looks incredibly tense eyes either down or staring off. A string on every finger silver holographic nails, four braclets on each arm.

2:32 Super awkward small talk between April and Kayla. April tries to help Kayla throwout the fast food container. They talk a tiny bit about nothering then hang out facing each other awkwardly.

2:35 The bailiff comes out
must note both Kayla and April are playing with osmething in their hands. April her glasses. Kayla her car keys. So tense. They deff feel awkward and are self soothing.

2:46 we finally enter the courtroom.
Nick and Kayla stand together while April stands a few feet away awkwardly staring at them.
Nick and Kayla are whispering to eachother and April is trying to whisper to them while standing a few feet away lol it's awkward.
Can't make out what they are saying sorry!

2:45 Nick looks reddit, keeps sighing and looking up ano one is talking all three just standing around
could hear a pin drop
Now Nick and April are having some convo that he's smiling at her and she's giggling while Kayla stands still and silent gripping her left arm at the elbow with her right hand. She looks so tense from behind, can't see her face its down.
Bro there is like five people in here and court is still not in session.

Kayla has a deathgrip on these carkeys, cant see her hand veins. feel a bit --- no i don't lol

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Now it’s Montygraf just to annoy you, so have I decreed.

Mt. E Graph

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

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Nothing he will ever say or do will wipe away the stain of his 8yo daughter testing positive for cocaine metabolites.
Nick is a failed father, a terrible husband and a wannabe lawyer.

Maybe he will do the world a favor and just take his Rustang on one last spin.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Nick did not show up

Anyone keeping up with DUI reports in Candy Yoshi county for a Rustang droven into a tree while a drunken man kept slurring about someone's pussy being "damn nice"?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Lmao
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Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

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@Tiki Bar Man 2 Damn, you actually got me feeling bad for Kayla.

@Fapcop she needs you.

 

[Vibralldo]

My Theory is he REALLY want's that Child Endangerment charge dropped for his ego, and today the prosecution finally gave in and said yes to dropping it, but now they want to change other aspects of the deal so they need more time to discuss it, hence the extra time and the good day tweet.

That makes sense. Pleading guilty to cocaine possession he can just say "who cares? I just love to party, coke should be legal!" Pleasing guilty to child endangerment he'll never hear the end of it and be unable to argue against it.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, we still got a shot for something tomorrow with Monty. Though perhaps not much of one, given it's just a scheduling conference.

 

[The Great Horned Moth]

Fuck yeah! Not pleading out yet! Pour yourself a drink, snort some coke, and fire up a stream, Nick. You’ve earned it! No testing for at least another month!

 

[AncientPhosphur]

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@Tiki Bar Man 2 Damn, you actually got me feeling bad for Kayla.

She needs Fapcop’s touch

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

The 2025 divorce arc is going to be even more wild than the 2024 coke arrest isn't it?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

Guys, don't overreact.

All this means they will have another hearing to discuss if a settlement can be reached.
Could be someone asked for a continuance, could be Nick did not show up, could be the state said "we might file further charges, we need 3 weeks".

This does not mean its going to trial.

Look man,

My take away is that Nick did not take a plea deal today. Which means at least 3 more weeks of Nick Kino Kontent.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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I read this in the PPP Ralph voice.
Lmao bro, that’s literally the fucking point of you having a warrant out, it’s so you can be arrested.

 

[thebigdream]

He probably got it rescheduled so he can see how Kayla's challenge plays out.

Fair enough honestly, her Scarface defence is airtight. An actor can get away with anything because who's to say when they are and aren't acting? Even if you ask them, they could be acting as a non-actor! Ffffffuuuuuu

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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He's got cats but no pussy.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

She has heavy caked on foundation and mascara. Muddy combat boots. Blue jeans. Some weird coat with big gold buttons down the arms. A ring on every finger silver holographic nails, four bracelets on each arm.

Imagine attending court in your finest hooker outfit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

And here even I was thinking Nick was going to nut up and accept a deal! He sure played us all!