Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chazzed Up]

I’m kind of thinking Bob and Celeste had a nice sit-down with Kayla and informed her that if she tries to leave Nick, they’re funding the best possible divorce lawyers for him and making the process as long and painful as possible. She’s publicly admitted to being a terrible mother and Nick probably recorded her swinging in Jamaica and possibly with Aaron as well. They’ll make her life hell and fight for Nick to have full custody from the unfit mother.

This is rich considering how many hours upon hours of public footage there is of Nick clearly drunk and high, 'joking' about molesting kids.

I don't doubt Kayla is dumb but smarter people have been married to narcs for years before realizing something was very wrong. They are good at disarming people. I wouldn't envy being married to a narc lawyer with a rich likely narc mother who I guarantee will sweep for him until he's dead or in jail. That's a nightmare for anyone, but being dumb and low self-esteem makes it clear why Kayla is pilled out 24/7.

 

[hunchbacksrus]

I’m betting he’s fishing for a better plea deal and I’m betting the prosecutors are waiting for the cops to raid him again.

Sure the hammer comes down within the next month on him and Patrick's cybercrime case

 

[3MMA]

"What I do today I don't like, but I must do it for muh keeedz."
*Walks in smugly expecting an easy plea deal. Sees its not the easy plea deal*


Poetry when you think about it.
All his bluster and how he's going to HUMBLE himself for the sake of his family.
And he immediately pushes it back to next month to think it over.
So much for the kids

So much for the kids is right. Nich the Lich using his kids as a shield is in character.

 

[Captain Manning]

This will surely overtake Little House on the Prairie as the greatest series that is set in Minnesota. Absolute scenes.

Will it also end with buildings being blown up?

(Apologies if I just spoiled Little House on the Prairie for anybody).

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I just want to compliment our kiwi court reporter who suffered undue abuse from our dear leader on MATI for when they were quickly writing out notes that I appreciate their efforts to find quick hand ways to write notes and save time in the letter K. You’re appreciated!

 

[repentance]

The best thing is he refuses and they hit him and fat fuck Melton with the cybercrimes charges then he goes straight to prison as he violated his parole

They can't use crimes committed before he was on probation to bust him for violating his probation.

 

[parsnip]

I just want to compliment our kiwi court reporter who suffered undue abuse from our dear leader on MATI for when they were quickly writing out notes that I appreciate their efforts to find quick hand ways to write notes and save time in the letter K. You’re appreciated!

Josh is one to talk with his signature looking the way it does

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Rekieta is back on Twitter:

So much happened in those brief minutes in court. I wonder what. Te-hee.

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Rekieta has never tried meth (allegedly).

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[AnOminous]

Rekieta is back on Twitter:

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Maybe this moron should shut up about drugs while he's still in a drugs case. Just don't even talk about drugs you mental midget dipshit dumbfuck.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Imagine believing wholeheartedly that pleading guilty to being a massive cokehead who endangers his children is somehow the big win your whole year has been building towards, all while telling the world that your former gay lover with whom you had gay sex has a "child like pee pee" in a pedophile's chatroom.

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This is exactly like King David, am I right?

Did King David shit himself and allowed Goliath to sodomize him, just to avoid the fight?
That's not how I remember this story.

 

[thebigdream]

Rekieta is back on Twitter:

So much happened in those brief minutes in court. I wonder what. Te-hee.
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Rekieta has never tried meth (allegedly).
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Great, it's smugkieta time. The W is probably that the prosecutor complimented his hot topic belt or something

 

[Swole McPole]

Maybe this moron should shut up about drugs while he's still in a drugs case.

You can't engage in group chem sex at the gay bar without meeting people who enjoy meth and anyone who thinks he shouldn't talk about that is just a Scandinavian incel prude.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Potentially Criminal is analyzing Kayla's Motion to Suppress right now:

He just Hard R'ed.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

C'mon guys.

Did this guy take a plea deal or what?
What's the straight answer?

no1 no

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

This nigger said the EXACT SAME THING about coke in the past

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Alex Stein continues to drop more Rekieta and Balldo lore on a skitzo hypersexual black man on Fishtank. You can check it out in the below post.

Alex Stein talks about Rekieta and his balldo
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[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Can't beileve I got so btfo by our dear feeder!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I’m betting he’s fishing for a better plea deal and I’m betting the prosecutors are waiting for the cops to raid him again.

Or everybody is overthinking it and the settlement was just postponed until Kayla's filing is decided.

 

[Cringemaster Supreme]

Rekieta has never tried meth (allegedly).

"I said I never TRIED meth, not that I didn't do it."

 

[Father Balldo]

Or everybody is overthinking it and the settlement was just postponed until Kayla's filing is decided.

Nick wouldn't be gloating if this were the case.