Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

But I don't know... I just imagine it might be similar to when the State said in their letter that the current case had no victims involved, and he interpreted that as an extremely positive sign.

There's no point trying to read too much into anything Balldo says. All it means is a severely mentally retarded individual said some retarded shit.

What I wonder is why he went into this day's hearing, proclaiming proudly he'd be able to talk again really soon. . .but he was cucking. . .for the sake of his children. . .and then no deal was reached.

Bwahahahahhaha. Sorry there's just no way this went according to Balldo Plan.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I get the feeling he thought he could get them to agree to something and they didn't agree to it.
That's the only reason I can think he is kicking the can down the road.
He is desperate to get something changed in the deal.
My guess is he wants the bodycam footage and something else sealed. The bodycam is out of vanity which fits his personality well.
But there has to be something else too. Maybe its drug testing and mandates for multiple years or something.

Is HE kicking the can down the road? That's the only thing weird. Why would the judge schedule a second Settlement Conference? If Nick is balking the Judge simply says "you have until the trial starts to think it over. Scheduled date is". I'm wondering if the State requested a delay to investigate some potentially related manner that may involve the defendant? Or it could simply be both sides saying they need more time to negotiate.

Someone explain to me how this is legal when the court is supposed to be public and open. We've been told time and time again how CORRUPT the county and state are, and now they are doing literal star chamber shit... how is this allowed? How do we know Nick didn't bribe the judge w/ balldos and cash?

This shit stinks worse than April's vagina.

Settlement Discussions, both Criminal and Civil are always private. The parties have to be free to negotiate. As a reminder several cows have been slammed by courts for publicizing settlement discussions in their lolsuits. Or even revealing the contents of those discussions in subsequent filings. The discussions and negotiations are never on the record. Because among other things they could be grossly prejudicial if a jury ever gets wind of a discussion along the lines of "Lets say my client is willing to admit to X, Y but not Z in return for..."

 

[Captain Manning]

Did King David shit himself and allowed Goliath to sodomize him, just to avoid the fight?
That's not how I remember this story.

David had God on his side.

Nick has Satan Juju. In case you haven't noticed, Juju's minions aren't doing so hot with their various criminal matters.

Can't beileve I got so btfo by our dear feeder!

Null was grumpy AF on that August stream. A bunch of people, including myself, caught shit. Don't take it personally. It happens.

Appreciate your efforts today immensely. Wasn't your fault all the shit happened behind closed doors. Also, your handwriting is perfectly legible to me.

Nick wouldn't be gloating if this were the case.

Sir, do you know what thread you are in?

Nick lies. A lot.

Nigger lied about his Rumble contract. That's where the "Sorry Kiwifags" comes from.

EDIT: Clarification.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick has this thing where he takes the most extreme predictions like 25 years jail and turns it into "See, everyone was wrong, I only got two years probation. The legal experts and practicing lawyers lied to you"

I totally agree with you. But my point isn't so much about him "gloating" over others' incorrect predictions. It's about him "gloating" over "Today is a good day."

I imagine that during the hearing, he interpreted some things the State said as positive for his case. However, I think he interpreted them completely wrong.

The most probable point that I think would make him happy, and that he would misinterpret, is the State saying something like: "we have no intentions of bringing further charges."

But, as I said, it's totally speculative. I have no evidence to support this theory.

There's no point trying to read too much into anything Balldo says. All it means is a severely mentally retarded individual said some retarded shit.

Maybe. But where's the fun in not speculating? Sometimes Balldo gives us clues through his actions. So overanalyzing things can be fun sometimes. At least for me...

 

[AnOminous]

Is HE kicking the can down the road? That's the only thing weird. Why would the judge schedule a second Settlement Conference?

Maybe they actually do hate his guts so much that their plea offer was "fuck off suck my dick plead guilty to everything that's your offer you moron."

 

[RodgerDodger]

David had God on his side.

Nick has Satan Juju. In case you haven't noticed, Juju's minions aren't doing so hot with their various criminal matters.

Nick put that cursed medalion on and now look what's happening. The world is crumbling, the Baldo has collapsed and we're looking at the impending birth of the Anti-Chris(t)

Sonichu! Never! not even Once!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Yeah well she should ignore the Balldoparents and just consult a real lawyer who will tell her she can fuck Nick UP THE ASS to levels they can do nothing about. She will get the house, Nick will have to sell the Rustang, Nick will be absolutely ruined. There is no level of wealth that tard family has that will survive the absolute devastation that would really happen to Nick in a contested divorce.

He would be jealous of Lowtax where he would end up. It's only because he's an abusive, gaslighting asshole that he's been able to fool anyone in his life into thinking he can ultimately do anything to them. He's a joke. They need him in their rear view mirror, then he can go live in a basement apartment with his pathetic Joker paintings behind him as he livestreams his suicide.

Please stop, I can only get so hard!

But seriously, I'm praying Kayla finally nuts up to save the kids.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nick put that cursed medalion on and now look what's happening. The world is crumbling, the Baldo has collapsed and we're looking at the impending birth of the Anti-Chris(t)

Sonichu! Never! not even Once!

The Skeleton King doesn't want anyone to take Magi-chan from him.

 

[HackerX]

Yeah well she should ignore the Balldoparents and just consult a real lawyer who will tell her she can fuck Nick UP THE ASS to levels they can do nothing about. She will get the house, Nick will have to sell the Rustang, Nick will be absolutely ruined. There is no level of wealth that tard family has that will survive the absolute devastation that would really happen to Nick in a contested divorce.

Plus, it's not like the Rekieta family has a good track record with lawyers. A sample size of Ty Beard and their cuckold, coke addicted, balldo loving, son doesn't stand up too well.

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

I totally agree with you. But my point isn't so much about him "gloating" over others' incorrect predictions. It's about him "gloating" over "Today is a good day."

I imagine that during the hearing, he interpreted some things the State said as positive for his case. However, I think he interpreted them completely wrong.

The most probable point that I think would make him happy, and that he would misinterpret, is the State saying something like: "we have no intentions of bringing further charges."

But, as I said, it's totally speculative. I have no evidence to support this theory.


Maybe. But where's the fun in not speculating? Sometimes Balldo gives us clues through his actions. So overanalyzing things can be fun sometimes. At least for me...

Post Frank's hearing stream. He was smug as fuck, pretending he knew secrets and had out maneuvered everyone.

It's why I don't take anything he says seriously. I think the most likely is they suggested to the prosecutor they combine and settle together. I caution people though, Minnesota is soft on drugs. So people waiting for Nick being ass raped are likely to be disappointed.

 

[Can of Spam]

Over 100 pages to catch up and I get a fucking cliffhanger, with a shitty "tee-hee" last-minute filing?!

Balldo, you brilliant bastard.



Edit: "brilliant" is too strong a word for Balldoman.

 

[macrodegenerate]

Jesus Christ that's dark. Hey nick, wanna guess what I did to this little fucker and his brother that I found living underneath my air conditioner? I played loud music for a day and they fucked off to god knows where. You don't have to torture small woodland creatures to get them off your property.

There are rare times when you need to mag dump a shotgun into a nest of them. Usually in the country around chickens, as they are the #1 predator of chickens in NA.

They are also the #1 carrier of rabies in the U.S., so an unfamiliar one present during the day, acting strange and not avoiding humans/ or running towards loud noises is KOS. Rabies has a 100% fatality rate unless you happen to have $20k< to treat it early(you have days maybe), and a doctor willing to prescribe the antidote. It's no joke, and a raccoon being in the same house is why they killed PNut.

Given the risk of contracting rabies, following them into a dark garage where they are hiding during the day to kill them is really retarded. Mag dump with birdshot if you are paranoid, but never EVER. put yourself in biting distance from a wild raccoon if you can avoid it.

 

[DemsBNutz]

I can confirm soft on drug crime.... Hard on fathers whom don't do drugs... Very soft on druggie moms.. I hate this state..

 

[Melty Butter]

What Have We Learned?

• Nick was prepared to plead guilty
• Kayla's fam called Aaron a few days ago (it's clear atp, he's streamed 2x since)
• April was hugging Nick, sniffing in bathrooms, and desperately whispering to the marital couple while looking like the whore she is
• Kayla's a nervous mess
• The American legal system is inefficient and annoying

Did I miss anything?

 

[Captain Manning]

What Have We Learned?

• Nick was prepared to plead guilty
• Kayla's fam called Aaron a few days ago (it's clear atp, he's streamed 2x since)
• April was hugging Nick, sniffing in bathrooms, and desperately whispering to the marital couple while looking like the whore she is
• Kayla's a nervous mess
• The American legal system is inefficient and annoying

Did I miss anything?

Kayla's attorney took a ridiculous potshot at Aaron in their motion to void the warrant. Falsely claiming that Aaron was most likely responsible for swatting Nick.

And by Kayla's attorney, I mean Nick, of course.

 

[Folgers Can]

Sorry guys this is all I have for you. No court hearing happened at all. I did get some interactions though that I autisticly recorded so here's something

OK, just picturing the sheer awkwardness of this one-on-one silent wait with the streetwalker was too funny not to immortalize somehow:

So have a meme, TikiChad, you've earned it:

DISCLAIMER: The above is AI-generated satire not to be taken as a statement of fact, which should have been obvious as everyone knows April is nowhere near that pretty.

 

[Captain Manning]

OK, just picturing the sheer awkwardness of this one-on-one silent wait with the streetwalker was too funny not to immortalize somehow:

Oh! That's something everybody here forgot to ask!

@Tiki Bar Man 2, how were they dressed this time? Was it as trashy as they were in August?

 

[This Post Is Satire]

He thinks benzoylecgonine metabolises outside of the human body.


Yeah, it's benzoylecgonine. You can just search for that word and my username. The receipts are there.
He actually thinks this metabolite which excretes through urination metabolises outside of the human body. He read 45 abstracts of papers he couldn't understand.

I'd exercise a modicum of caution.

Its true that benzoylecgonine is a product of human carboxylesterases and is excreted via urine, but ester hydrolysis happens spontaneously all the time, its just EXTREMELY slow in dry powders. In the presence of an alkaline aqueous solution, ester compounds hydrolyze like no ones business.

If we were talking about a CYP-mediated metabolite (N-demethylation for instance) or a conjugate (such as a glucuronide or sulfate formation), then I'd 100% agree, those metabolites will not form spontaneously under virtually any conditions (unless those conditions are inside a chemistry lab), but claiming that its impossible for benzoylecgonine to form anywhere outside the body is a tough claim to justify.

Don't get me wrong, I don't buy his story. While I'd happily argue that its possible that cocaine could spontaneously hydrolyze to form benzoylecgonine, I can't believe that a cop touching her hair with a cocaine contaminated glove could result in its formation. Was her hair soaked in lye at the time? We know from some of the initial paperwork that there were complaints that the kids were dirty and unwashed, so I couldn't even suggest that there was shampoo in her hair that could be alkaline.

Nick is the kind of retard to take a fragmentary incorrect detail and blow it up to unreasonable proportions, so I would advocate being precise with language. He's a lawyer by training, if not by active practice. Careless claims are fodder for him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Josh is one to talk with his signature looking the way it does

You mean, Jesu Mon, surely!

This nigger said the EXACT SAME THING about coke in the past

He WISHES he was doing meth! It would be so FUNNAY and WEERD!

But, as I said, it's totally speculative. I have no evidence to support this theory.

Was it coming from Nick? 85% chance of lies.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I'd exercise a modicum of caution.

Its true that benzoylecgonine is a product of human carboxylesterases and is excreted via urine, but ester hydrolysis happens spontaneously all the time, its just EXTREMELY slow in dry powders. In the presence of an alkaline aqueous solution, ester compounds hydrolyze like no ones business.

If we were talking about a CYP-mediated metabolite (N-demethylation for instance) or a conjugate (such as a glucuronide or sulfate formation), then I'd 100% agree, those metabolites will not form spontaneously under virtually any conditions (unless those conditions are inside a chemistry lab), but claiming that its impossible for benzoylecgonine to form anywhere outside the body is a tough claim to justify.

Don't get me wrong, I don't buy his story. While I'd happily argue that its possible that cocaine could spontaneously hydrolyze to form benzoylecgonine, I can't believe that a cop touching her hair with a cocaine contaminated glove could result in its formation. Was her hair soaked in lye at the time? We know from some of the initial paperwork that there were complaints that the kids were dirty and unwashed, so I couldn't even suggest that there was shampoo in her hair that could be alkaline.

Nick is the kind of retard to take a fragmentary incorrect detail and blow it up to unreasonable proportions, so I would advocate being precise with language. He's a lawyer by training, if not by active practice. Careless claims are fodder for him.

Nick knows as much about science as he does about law.