Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I wonder what. Te-hee.

From the tweets he had earlier today sounds like he thought he knew himself. Then saw the plea they were willing to give and pissed himself lol

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

From the tweets he had earlier today sounds like he thought he knew himself. Then saw the plea they were willing to give and pissed himself lol

Then why is he taking it to trial?

 

[Chazzed Up]

I'd exercise a modicum of caution.

Its true that benzoylecgonine is a product of human carboxylesterases and is excreted via urine, but ester hydrolysis happens spontaneously all the time, its just EXTREMELY slow in dry powders. In the presence of an alkaline aqueous solution, ester compounds hydrolyze like no ones business.

If we were talking about a CYP-mediated metabolite (N-demethylation for instance) or a conjugate (such as a glucuronide or sulfate formation), then I'd 100% agree, those metabolites will not form spontaneously under virtually any conditions (unless those conditions are inside a chemistry lab), but claiming that its impossible for benzoylecgonine to form anywhere outside the body is a tough claim to justify.

Don't get me wrong, I don't buy his story. While I'd happily argue that its possible that cocaine could spontaneously hydrolyze to form benzoylecgonine, I can't believe that a cop touching her hair with a cocaine contaminated glove could result in its formation. Was her hair soaked in lye at the time? We know from some of the initial paperwork that there were complaints that the kids were dirty and unwashed, so I couldn't even suggest that there was shampoo in her hair that could be alkaline.

Nick is the kind of retard to take a fragmentary incorrect detail and blow it up to unreasonable proportions, so I would advocate being precise with language. He's a lawyer by training, if not by active practice. Careless claims are fodder for him.

Why would anyone buy that the cop's hand was completely saturated with cocaine and then he touched the child's head? That so obviously did not happen. Like he was digging into the bag and pouring it on her head like snow. And what, he wants us to believe a tiny iota of cocaine on his hand that the cop touched the child with, just happened to get close to the scalp and in the exact location they sampled the hair from?

 

[stupid frog]

Then why is he taking it to trial?

Because he's gonna win, ya weirdo! Go Nick! You're gonna show 'em all!

 

[Melty Butter]

From the tweets he had earlier today sounds like he thought he knew himself. Then saw the plea they were willing to give and pissed himself lol

I'm gonna roll with the theory that witness tampering was mentioned and the State played hardball... until I'm proven wrong.

He's pissed EVERYONE off. Pierce/Wentzell was having none of it. Aaron's seemed pretty damned confident lately.

 

[Folgers Can]

Oh! That's something everybody here forgot to ask!

@Tiki Bar Man 2, how were they dressed this time? Was it as trashy as they were in August?

Definitely yes as far as April goes:

Anything more on Nick and Kayla would be much appreciated though, @Tiki Bar Man 2. Especially whether he thought the Hot Topic belt appropriate for court, which could round out a lot of our bingo cards.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

Nick knows as much about science as he does about law.

He knows a lot about being a self interested dickhead though. Since Nick is theoretically of a legal mindset (which is different to "LEGAL MINDSET more like LEGAL DICKSUCKER"), he seems to be of the belief that "anything which cannot be directly proven is a theory to be challenged", which makes sense in a legal setting, but does not play out in the real world.

Accordingly, while more than 90% of his former audience has seen all the shit he's said and done and have turned their back on him, he doesn't acknowledge wrongdoing because "did you physically see me snort the cocaine? Have you seen me wear the balldo? Nevermind what I've said on livestreams, if there's no physical proof then it simply didn't happen. Reality is what I claim it to be nerd".

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Nick Is my law idol. I want to be exactly like him when I grow up


EXACTLY LIKE HIM

 

[God's strongest milkman]

You think the prosecution or judge did this just to give Nick more time and chances to fuck himself over more?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick would consider lighting Kayla on fire a win because it makes Aaron upset, even though that's our his wife and the mother of his crotch goblins.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

he seems to be of the belief that "anything which cannot be directly proven is a theory to be challenged", which makes sense in a legal setting, but does not play out in the real world

Oh, ho, I see you have not had the pleasure of extensive interaction with a narcissist like Nick!

People like Nick act like this all day, everyday, about absolutely everything. There is literally (literally) nothing that is not countenanced with dipshit weaseling, goalpost-rearranging, reality recreating, and disingenuous phrasing. It's ball(do)s-to-the-wall at all times, even there's no need to be.

It can be baffling or exhausting unless you are prepared, planful, and game-on at all times. People like this never stop, even when the stakes are zero. Take nothing at face value, or be prepared to eat it.

Remember: "the real world" = their vision of the world.

 

[AltisticRight]

If we were talking about a CYP-mediated metabolite (N-demethylation for instance) or a conjugate (such as a glucuronide or sulfate formation), then I'd 100% agree, those metabolites will not form spontaneously under virtually any conditions (unless those conditions are inside a chemistry lab), but claiming that its impossible for benzoylecgonine to form anywhere outside the body is a tough claim to justify.

Yeah, it's feasible for benzoylecgonine to form outside of the human body, but he specifically said "metabolises outside of the human body" which renders it infeasible. For something to metabolise, there's a string of specific conditions.
I mean, yeah it's still possible. There are ways to keep organs functioning in a perfusion chamber so one can argue it's technically possible but I would argue it's infeasible under any natural conditions whatsoever, let alone a cop touching her hair with some cocaine adhered to his gloves.
He then claimed "a bunch of metabolites were missing", as if finding benzoylecgonine entails norcocaine and cocaethylene also. It's just totally unhinged. I think his logic was "well they found all three in me so why are two of them missing in her", like it's a good thing that his daughter didn't also smoke the narcotics and downed a case of bottom-shelf bourbon with it.

The sheer ridiculousness of his cope prompted me to sneak into a colleague's workplace so I can download a bunch of paywalled papers. He can cope and seethe all he wants to. He is a piece of garbage for allowing any of this to happen. They can throw out the endangerment charges and lynch Eric July for transubstantiating cocaine metabolites into his daughter's microplates with Black Magic, he still allowed drugs and unsecured firearms around his children.

 

[Niggernerd]

CONSIDER YOURSELVES FELTED! archive
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Time to shut down the farms, Moonbeam. You perilously embarked upon a battle of wits with Lord Balldo, and you, I am quite sorry to report, have been bested. Your simple farmers proved no match for the master's superior cunning and guile. He had you all right where he wanted you the entire time.

Bravo, Sir Balldo! Hats off to you and yours. Please give the Qover my best.

His win conditions are as low as Ralph's. That's fucking grim buddy. "No one knew therefore I win!"

 

[RodgerDodger]

Over 100 pages to catch up and I get a fucking cliffhanger, with a shitty "tee-hee" last-minute filing?!

Balldo, you brilliant bastard.



Edit: "brilliant" is too strong a word for Balldoman.

What? You thought Nick could actually achieve a climax? You must be new here.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

I like how he was xeeting about how he was going in to cut a deal today, and apparently thought there was one on the table, but it somehow didn't work out.

He went in willing to kneel for his meal, and then was expected to agree to something he wasn't aware of. Look at his weak tweets admitting he was about to get down on his knees because MUH KEEEEEDZ. (You know the kids he hates and starts ranting insanely about any time he gets pulled over for speeding.) Then somehow it didn't happen.

He now has a couple weeks to contemplate the new cock going down his throat, and he can either agree to that, or get an even bigger cock to suck if he takes it to trial.

Happy Thanksgiving faggot! Hope it's really good for you!

Nick probably misinterpreted gobble gobble for being the bottom bunk bitch for Bubba and Julio in jail.

 

[Pelican Bones]

You think the prosecution or judge did this just to give Nick more time and chances to fuck himself over more?

It's probably just been moved to allow Our Wife's motions to be ruled on first.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Fed the Kino Casino Clips upload of the cokestream to NotebookLM. While messing with the AI chat, got this (it interpreted "Rekeita" as "Rada" for some reason):

The Baldo: A Symbol of Rada's Downfall
The "Baldo," as described in the provided source, is a sex toy designed for men. Specifically, it is "a dildo for your balls" that is "strapped on... in a cage like a wire cage"
. The intended use is to be "dipped" into a partner's vagina to achieve a "ballgasm". Rada not only used the Baldo himself but also promoted and advertised it, encouraging others to use it as well
.
The Baldo takes on a significant symbolic weight within the narrative of Rada's downfall. Previously presenting himself as a "law man and family Christian man"
, Rada's open embrace and promotion of the Baldo is presented as a stark departure from this image, marking a turning point in his public perception. The transcript repeatedly emphasizes this contradiction, highlighting the shock and disgust of his supporters at this revelation. The Baldo thus becomes a symbol of Rada's perceived hypocrisy and the extent of his increasingly erratic and self-destructive behavior. The source also links the Baldo to other figures in Rada's circle, such as "Drexel," who is said to have left his own Baldo at Rada's house, further emphasizing the perceived degeneracy of Rada's environment and choices. The Baldo, in essence, becomes a shorthand for the sexual and moral degradation central to the narrative of Rada's public downfall.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Cross posting from Ralph’s case thread. Ralph has written a hilarious letter to the judge.

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A fax number.
Lol, lmao even.
I don't know why I find it so funny.

 

[LovisXVI]

it interpreted "Rekeita" as "Rada" for some reason

The AI knows that is his secret demonic True Name, which you can use to summon but not control him, as his ODD is too strong.

 

[thebigdream]

The most probable point that I think would make him happy, and that he would misinterpret, is the State saying something like: "we have no intentions of bringing further charges."

While I don't believe it'll happen because NOTHING EVER HAPPENS it would kill me with laughter if they made that statement with the intentional omission that the feds would bring new charges instead. "Yeah we're done with you (enjoy federal mega rape prison, balldo child))"