Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 21 36.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 21 36.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 4 7.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 11 19.3%

  • Total voters
    57
Oh come the fuck on, you know and everyone else knows good and damned well that the supposed Bullshittery of Muh Red Flags only applies to men who aren't 11/10 Super-Chads. Every single one of you worthless trollops will be more than happy to forgive a Super-Chad for anything and everything all the way up to murdering your children which is normally something reserved only for the Moloch Cult Sisterhood of Godsdamned Fucking Women.

TFD, TFD Now.
Hates women AND is ugly.

Noted.
 
April has spoken. We must do better in our own lives and make someone smile today.
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Hey, April! So, I'm prepping a turkey and you're making me laugh. Does that count? Where are you going for Thanksgiving?

Another jab at Kayla? She sets conditions on you, like "spend time with your kids", I let you do whatever the fuck you want and will happily wait for you every day in the side-ho house.
 
This is getting old fast. April seems to have reduced the "meaning and value of life" down to occasional smile she considers herself blessed to experience, probably in between prolonged episodes of sobbing. Nick causes her to smile every now and again, and that is the pinnacle of her existence at this point in time. Not to mention the fact that whether she cries or smiles it's 100% depending on conditions out of her control, aka Nick decides it.

Watch say about conditional love?
It's getting really old and leaning into shitting up the thread, tbh. Another tweet from April declared her ring size in hopes of marrying Nick. I do try to edit.

Both April and Kayla are a disgrace to my sex. At some point, laughter is the only human reaction.

Here's what accountability looks like (this morning):
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That being said, the "better man" boy die stuff... is there something in MN water and the Homegoodsing of America that makes them lean into this 'live, love, laugh' dumbness?
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- Nick's house (repost).
 
There are no women like that. Every last woman is a total whore, they all hate their fathers and they all live to destroy the men around them in every way possible. Advice is pretty much Hopium and Copium.
How can you post this drivel in the Rekieta thread? I mean, without calling all women fat?
🥃 :really:
 
That being said, the "better man" boy die stuff... is there something in MN water and the Homegoodsing of America that makes them lean into this 'live, love, laugh' dumbness?
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Kayla's not very clever. She things bible stories for dogs is the height of sophistication
 
There are no women like that. Every last woman is a total whore, they all hate their fathers and they all live to destroy the men around them in every way possible. Advice is pretty much Hopium and Copium.
Idk about you but if that's what you've encountered that's what your putting out bro.

Just like with Nick attracting broken women because that's what he puts out. It's not coincidence that both Kayla and April are basically two sides of the same coin. Nick wants women who he can easily manipulate, but that comes with its own host of problems.

Plenty of Kiwis have healthy, happy relationships. Just because you've had a bad time doesn't mean everyone will. Consider working on yourself before getting into the dating scene. Hope this helps!
 
It's getting really old and leaning into shitting up the thread, tbh.
Disagree. April's tweets are hilarious.

Disturbing, but hilarious.

She's way worse than any Rekieta paypig or Balldowasher you can point to. Sans maybe Juju.

She's also the best evidence yet that this whole thing is headed for divorce. She shit talks Kayla, and Nick says nothing in defense of the mother of his children but continues to complement April. It's fascinating. He's a horrible husband and father.
 
Disagree. April's tweets are hilarious.

Disturbing, but hilarious.

She's way worse than any Rekieta paypig or Balldowasher you can point to. Sans maybe Juju.

She's also the best evidence yet that this whole thing is headed for divorce. She shit talks Kayla, and Nick says nothing in defense of the mother of his children but continues to complement her. It's fascinating.
She's also seemingly with us - lol. She tried to edit the tweet after seeing the reaction.
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April, pro tip, Grammarly. Also, honey, it's 'anyway' not "anyways". Grammar Nazi activated.
 
This user has been threadbanned for being too retarded to talk about a crackhead lawyer
Plenty of Kiwis have healthy, happy relationships. Just because you've had a bad time doesn't mean everyone will. Consider working on yourself before getting into the dating scene. Hope this helps!
Don't lie brvh; there's no hoping that helps, you're full of shit in that regard. We're strangers on the internet and every modern interaction is a knife fight with extra steps. There is no working on yourself, no amount of improvement is ever good enough to make up for a single mistake and nobody will ever forgive you for anything; the farms existence proves that point. LMAO even. This whole "It's what you put out there" is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING that's done by normies and normie-adjacents who get squeamish about feeling bad. You cannot negotiate attraction and you cannot improve in any way that doesn't get fucked over by everyone else around you always doing better.

QED: stop trying to sell me hopium and just be honest about it. You can never catch up, once you slip up and start slowing down, everyone else around you turns on you to devour you and laugh at your screams.
 
Don't lie brvh; there's no hoping that helps, you're full of shit in that regard. We're strangers on the internet and every modern interaction is a knife fight with extra steps. There is no working on yourself, no amount of improvement is ever good enough to make up for a single mistake and nobody will ever forgive you for anything; the farms existence proves that point. LMAO even. This whole "It's what you put out there" is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING that's done by normies and normie-adjacents who get squeamish about feeling bad. You cannot negotiate attraction and you cannot improve in any way that doesn't get fucked over by everyone else around you always doing better.

QED: stop trying to sell me hopium and just be honest about it. You can never catch up, once you slip up and start slowing down, everyone else around you turns on you to devour you and laugh at your screams.
You've established why women don't wanna date you homie, you're insufferable.
 
Don't lie brvh; there's no hoping that helps, you're full of shit in that regard. We're strangers on the internet and every modern interaction is a knife fight with extra steps. There is no working on yourself, no amount of improvement is ever good enough to make up for a single mistake and nobody will ever forgive you for anything; the farms existence proves that point. LMAO even. This whole "It's what you put out there" is ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT LYING that's done by normies and normie-adjacents who get squeamish about feeling bad. You cannot negotiate attraction and you cannot improve in any way that doesn't get fucked over by everyone else around you always doing better.

There are no women like that. Every last woman is a total whore, they all hate their fathers and they all live to destroy the men around them in every way possible. Advice is pretty much Hopium and Copium.
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There are no women like that. Every last woman is a total whore, they all hate their fathers and they all live to destroy the men around them in every way possible. Advice is pretty much Hopium and Copium.
When men act like they can fix their problems themselves those problems either get resolved or they figure out a way around it. Worst case scenario you die. Get over yourself.
 
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