Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Normally when Nick is driving the cops pull him over for speeding and driving recklessly, and then he complains about his kids.

That is a good point
From what we've seen, Nick is incapable of driving normally

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

No, we do NOT need to talk about Rekieta's well water anymore. PLEASE!

How does different kinds of well water affect butter production? Could that be why Nick's butter dish is always grimy?

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

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All those men lined up to sign Rekieta, bunch of faggots!

Nick actually met Joseph Rosenbaum?

 

[Windy Moors]

It's a shame there's nobody to go "FELTED FELTED FELTED FELTED" like it's fucking PeeWee's Playhouse when it's the KC who gets embarrassed. It's a real "who watches the watchmen" scenario

Grandpa Rickets did try but messed it up:

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"Cope and felt and whatever."
Its felted you cringe coke head.

 

[indomitable snowman]

If you want to hear 'it', they called in to Nick's LOCALS shows 2-3 times. They were also present at the Vegas event and were referred to as 'Granny Gums' for their bad teeth.

What did he and Nick talk about? Depraved sex acts? Boomercon conspiracy theories? Their shared love for glen beck?

You can also listen to his radio show on rumble. He does not put on a tranny voice which is nice I suppose. The only effort I can see in his transition is getting boob implants and growing out his hair. Considering he seems to wear a hat all the time, I can only assume his hairline is properly norwood reaped.

 

[Captain Manning]

How does different kinds of well water affect butter production? Could that be why Nick's butter dish is always grimy?

Please don't make me grab the nearest tripod and smash it over your head.

 

[not william stenchever]

Grandpa Rickets did try but messed it up:
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"Cope and felt and whatever."
Its felted you cringe coke head.

Skelly can't even tell people to cope and seethe right

 

[Princess Luna II]

I'm currently in the process of completing my AliExpress basket for the nigger friday discounts. I often search for random terms and here's what you get if you type our not-a-lawyer-anymore's surname:

Hey Nick! Are you enjoying your international fame?

 

[Law]

Also he very clearly sees her as the Harley to his Joker.

So she's going to leave him for Poison Ivy? Then become a sort of comedic anti-hero whose series is more popular than his, even when he's being drawn by Mark Silvestri?

Skelly can't even tell people to cope and seethe right

The part of his brain that makes words right was turned into cocaine soup months ago.

 

[Fallen Preacher]

I'm currently in the process of completing my AliExpress basket for the nigger friday discounts. I often search for random terms and here's what you get if you type our not-a-lawyer-anymore's surname:
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Hey Nick! Are you enjoying your international fame?

verified

 

[Peace Through Power]

Alex Stein just keeps talking about Rekieta lore on fishtank

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I'm currently in the process of completing my AliExpress basket for the nigger friday discounts. I often search for random terms and here's what you get if you type our not-a-lawyer-anymore's surname:
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Hey Nick! Are you enjoying your international fame?

The mugshot shirt goes hard. I need one of those...

 

[LiquidKid]

I was reading all about the Vegas show of 2023 last night, here is a picture of Mistie the tranny with Rekieta:
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Speaking of which:
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All those men lined up to sign Rekieta, bunch of faggots!

How the hell did Nick take a photo with a troon and still end up being the worst looking person?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Maybe because of his unpaid tickets, but I don't think the cops would pull him over randomly if he was driving normally

Well, if his license did ever get suspended, it would actually be prudent not to drive - especially to a court date. If that's the situation, I guess that's his one and only good decision for the year.

We need to send a team of scientists to check the groundwater in those two counties. But more generally having done service plumbing for a while I noticed that a lot of younger couples don't have art in their house anymore, just this empty feelgood nonsense. I think it's either a symptom or a contributing factor to people becoming more empty and vapid. The art you decorate your house with says something about your values.

You've seen Nick's taste in art. Res ipsa loquitor.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What did he and Nick talk about? Depraved sex acts? Boomercon conspiracy theories? Their shared love for glen beck?

You can also listen to his radio show on rumble. He does not put on a tranny voice which is nice I suppose. The only effort I can see in his transition is getting boob implants and growing out his hair. Considering he seems to wear a hat all the time, I can only assume his hairline is properly norwood reaped.

Here are the summaries I did of the shows and some logs talking about them:

Teeth Issues / Part Duex

Beating Cancel Culture and Government Persecution

Paranormal Stories and Getting Cheated at Nick's Event

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I just don't think she has anywhere to go

I have been down bad before, but come on April. You are pushing 30 hard and your life is void. WTF are you doing? No job, already married and divorced; been run through and used by men, no aspirations, no plans for supporting yourself and achieving something more than being a tattooed vagina?

Who stole your pride, girl?

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Oh come the fuck on, you know and everyone else knows good and damned well that the supposed Bullshittery of Muh Red Flags only applies to men who aren't 11/10 Super-Chads. Every single one of you worthless trollops will be more than happy to forgive a Super-Chad for anything and everything all the way up to murdering your children which is normally something reserved only for the Moloch Cult Sisterhood of Godsdamned Fucking Women.

TFD, TFD Now.

Maybe it’s just you who sucks?

 

[Sharpeteer]

I have been down bad before, but come on April. You are pushing 30 hard and your life is void. WTF are you doing? No job, already married and divorced; been run through and used by men, no aspirations, no plans for supporting yourself and achieving something more than being a tattooed vagina?

Who stole your pride, girl?

It's possible the pride itself is the problem.

Also LOL at the incel-rage posting. Haven't seen it that bad since @LiminalHeaven did it.

 

[Pomniman]

I have been down bad before, but come on April. You are pushing 30 hard and your life is void. WTF are you doing? No job, already married and divorced; been run through and used by men, no aspirations, no plans for supporting yourself and achieving something more than being a tattooed vagina?

Who stole your pride, girl?

You say this like there's anything unusual about most if not all 25-50somethings of both sexes these days being this way. If anything those with decent lives or realistic aspirations of bettering themselves are the exception rather than the norm.

 

[Cousin Eddie]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!