Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Nod Flenders]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed,

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Hello fellow renters!

I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed,

$6,000 dollars goes a long way when moving April...

 

[Harm]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!
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"I've always taken pride in keeping my home clean on the inside."

If only she kept other things "clean on the inside."

 

[not william stenchever]

It's possible the pride itself is the problem.

More specifically her problem is that the only thing she has to feel proud about is that she stole Nick Rekieta from Our Wife. It is the key to the absurdity of her situation.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

His win conditions are as low as Ralph's. That's fucking grim buddy. "No one knew therefore I win!"

Innocent until caught.

Spoiler: Sequel

 

[DemsBNutz]

KC is doing a Thanksgiving show tomorrow, apparently.

I would not waste my time.. Better spent on MST3K turkyday marathon.... https://www.pastemagazine.com/tv/ms...w-future-season-14-crowdfunding-shout-factory

 

[Edward Teach]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

 

[Captain Manning]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!
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Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

 

[Edward Teach]

Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

Not according to the house of horrors.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Does Nick's neighborhood even have an HOA?

That's usually for tract homes in more urban or suburban areas. Not detached homes in the boonies.

No, he would have bitched about his HOA already if he had one.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

Null should buy it

 

[LiquidKid]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

I think the shower really goes a long way in making people not want it, that and the isolated location. Who the fuck wants to pay that high of land prices in the middle of nowhere Minnesota? At most he has a $200k house on his hands. I don’t care what “estimates” say, no one in their right mind would pay way he’s asking

 

[Sharpeteer]

Today is day 100....100 days on the market and no one wants the balldo house of horrors! I am convinced he has received lower offers but not taken them as he would no longer have a place to store the crack whore.


https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...-NE_Spicer_MN_56288_M85495-05695?from=srp-map

Well hopefully those offers aren't a penny more than 350K. I remember Googling that address, and on the first page was the KF post indicating that Aaron offered 350K for it.

Unfortunately that result doesn't show up anymore, but on page 3 there's this:


That's funny.

More specifically her problem is that the only thing she has to feel proud about is that she stole Nick Rekieta from Our Wife. It is the key to the absurdity of her situation.

You know what? I don't want our wife anymore. She smells like meth, is always asleep, and looks like death.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I think the shower really goes a long way in making people not want it, that and the isolated location. Who the fuck wants to pay that high of land prices in the middle of nowhere Minnesota? At most he has a $200k house on his hands. I don’t care what “estimates” say, no one in their right mind would pay way he’s asking

Between the photos of the shower and the photo of an obviously broken, surprisingly good softener system nobody is going to buy that without a major discount for gutting and redoing the entire water system before anyone moves in

 

[Pelican Bones]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

 

[KriegsZensur]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

Start a GiveSendGo for Null to buy the house.
See if he’d want to live in Bumfucknowhere, Minnesota if it was offered to him for free.

 

[LiquidKid]

Null should tell Nick he'll give him $300 for the house so he can use it to pay off what he owes Monty.

Part of me wants the court to force Nick to give it to montegraph when he loses the defamation case

 

[not william stenchever]

Part of me wants the court to force Nick to give it to montegraph when he loses the defamation case

And the Mustang. You need a Montymobile to go with the Monty Cave.

 

[DickMain]

What is the local cheese selection situation, if you don't mind me asking?

We grow kraft singles by the bush

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

April is on X pretending she's moving out of the whore shed. Hello fellow renters!
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"I like keeping a clean house!"