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The horror! The horror!
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I'm AMAB nonbinary and to be honest... I hate having a penis so much! I just wish I could have a more femme body, I'm asexual so I never get to use it anyways. It just hangs between my legs like a parasite that is randomly itchy or hard for no reason. I'm new to my transition journey (I realized I'm nonbinary like a month ago) and I don't want to rush into things so unfortunately surgery isn't an option at the moment. I just hate this damn thing so much.

I just hate this damn cock n balls!
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43 comments so far, and they pretty much all agree with the OP. :roll:
 
God, I miss the days of Eddie Izzard being a funny pervert. Now he's just a pervert.
At least Julian Clary has the guts to be a flamboyant gay man.

I don't think this dudes a Troon he just looks like a genetically engineered homosexual. Like if all the God Emperors genetic science was devoted to making fruity dudes instead of Astartes this guy would be their Primarch.

You mean Izzard? He's always had some openness about being a cross dresser so I'm not surprised he'd jump to trooning out. Julian Clary on the other hand is just a faggot.

I'm not surprised either, but I bet Izzard wishes he could walk back a lot of stuff he said on-stage about explicitly being a heterosexual man with a fetish.

If he'd been less honest as a young man, he could have lied more convincingly as an old "woman."

Still waiting for the supercut where someone compares his old comedy specials with his current talking points.
I used to love Izzard when I was watching Comedy Central in the early aughts. I fucking hate his fag cross dressing shit. That Clary dude I can respect more because he is just a gay fucking dude, ya know!? He comes across as just a gay dude like a straight dude comes across as a straight dude. Clary seems like a straight up flat out gay dude who has like 2 cats and 6 dogs.
No, I think he did not realise yoga pants did the things he is praising before he started wearing them.

Now, whether his post is the truth is hard to discern. I've never worn 'yoga pants' but it seems very obvious that having a fabric barrier between your thighs so that they don't rub together would obviously protect against 'chub rub', because men have such garments too.

I think this trannie just wanted to put on blast that he is a woman, he wears yoga pants because that's what women do, and he needed to 'announce' this by inventing his surprise at unexpected benefits of wearing them.
Personally, I hate yoga pants. But I looooove jeans. But faggot agp fags don't belong in yoga pants.



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I'm not exactly sure why troons like that game so much considering the take home message is deviancy/corruption=bad. Maybe deep down troons know they suck and want to be punished? I also don't want to make this game all about troons. SH2 was expertly made and the devs drew on their knowledge of alot of concepts from shinto to give us a masterpiece.
Bold of you to assume that's the message they're taking away from the game. As a reasonably old school Silent Hill fan, I can confirm that I've read two straight decades of ridiculous autistic men rant on the internet about how James is the real victim and how everything he did is completely justified (for those who aren't familiar: it's not, and the game makes that very clear) and/or "it's okay because he's sorry about it" (lmfao, nah). It doesn't surprise me that a bunch of those dudes and men like them later reached the critical misogyny accumulation level and trooned out.

why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.
Well, a lot of them are obviously faking it for attention, or at least exaggerating, but I think a lot of them really do suffer from these conditions. I think part of that is definitely the effects of exogenous testosterone use - maybe it puts your immune system out of whack the same way it does your hormonal balance? - but I think part of it is that transitioning is often something people do in order to feel in control, and women suffering from autoimmune conditions and other invisible disabilities often feel they have very little control over their bodies and their lives.

Think about it: A woman with an invisible disability is treated like absolute dogshit by society. People assume she's lying and faking it for attention, call her entitled for asking for help, and deny her accommodations and assistance because she doesn't "look disabled". Depending on the severity of her illness, she may not be able to work and thus is totally reliant on the grudging support of others who may or may not be kind about providing it (see: parents, a partner, etc). Statistics show that disabled women are far more likely to be abused and sexually assaulted than women who are not disabled, often by the very people they depend on to survive.

When you transition, you get to set all the rules. Everyone has to walk on eggshells to make sure they don't trigger or harm you, and to make sure they cater to your transition and how you want things to be. You're not "entitled" for asking for help anymore, you're encouraged to do it! The internet tranny hugbox will love and applaud you for not having a job because your "gender dysphoria" is too bad, where before you constantly got shit for not being able to work due to your disability. Your GoFundMe for top surgery gets asspats and support where your GoFundMe to get the expensive meds you need to treat your disability got you accusations of faking it to steal people's hard-earned cash. But most importantly, you get to set the terms: You get to decide what people can and can't call you, you get to force them to say and do what you want them to say and do, you get to decide what accommodations are acceptable and what aren't. For someone who feels shamed and robbed of control over their own lives by society as well as the body they were born in, that can be an attractive offer.

Additionally, like I mentioned, they may feel betrayed by the body they were born in, and the trans explanation offers an attractive "shortcut" that offers to "fix" their body and allow them to love it without doing the dirty work of therapy and introspection and accepting and learning to love your body despite feeling like your body is what is hurting you and making your life harder.

Obviously both of those reasons for trooning out are not happening to well-adjusted, mentally healthy people. Disabled women with a good support system, people who love them, and an environment where they are given autonomy within the limits of what their disability prevents aren't going to go trans, because they don't need to. But the mentally unwell, the abused, the infantilized, the ashamed, the unhelped? They're prime targets for the tranny grooming machine. And it's really unfortunate.
 
their body and allow them to love it without doing the dirty work of therapy and introspection
Right now there is no therapy for gender dysphoric people because tranny monsters fought against it and called it "conversion therapy". The only way is the trans way. It's probably going to change in the future since tranny worship is dying in society but it's still going to take years because it's not dead yet and this kind of therapy has to be developed and that takes time.

So even if you want help for your dysphoria but don't want to get pushed into transgenderism, you are on your own. The tranny cult is vile and evil. Many lives, bodies and relationships will be destroyed until it society finally gets rid of this ugly, ungodly shit.
 
why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.
Mental illness, attention-seeking, and narcissism are shared traits of munchies and trannies. Pooner culture is heavily influenced by Tumblr, where it was common (to the point of near-ubiquity) that people would have a mile-long list of everything even slightly wrong with them at the top of their profile. I am not at all surprised that this behavior has carried over into AO3, Tumblr's favorite porn site.

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Spiro = Spironolactone
Bingo. You ever see a late middle-aged male with alcohol history looking weirdly feminine? Maybe I just meet a lot of chronically ill people, but you can see a little softening of the features and a little bit of titty in long-term use.

Gender doctors just give troons what would be an overdose of spironolactone for someone with cirrhosis in order to get the aldosterone-blocking effects, and hope homeostasis picks up the slack and their kidneys are cool with it. That's why there are the memes about transwomen craving pickles; spironolactone is potassium-sparing, so they want salt.

IIRC "testosterone blocker" is an off-label use of spironolactone, but it's a generic and extremely inexpensive medication so that's why it's used so frequently in troon medicine. I mean, bicalutamide (and its friends) are right there, but if you're prescribing off-label there's probably the concern that the troon will have to pay out of pocket. Spironolactone is on the $4 list.


It's funny how it all comes down to pee on both sides of the troon fence. Pooners ruin their GU system so they can stand to pee. Troons take prescribed overdoses of diuretics and develop a diaper fetish. We're all in the pocket of Big Urine.
 
Trannies are fighting over underwear on Tumblr. More specifically, troons are calling pooners evil rainbow capitalists and dumb bitches for buying specialized underwear

The post that started it all

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i really dont know why trans men convince themselves that they need special afab boxers from the women and nonbinary store at $20 a pop. you are being sold a product bitch



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Really fucking bizarre and unsubtly transphobic way to talk about transmaculine people. Unsurprising given the source.

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these $60 for 3 boxer briefs have such a stranglehold on the community that this dumbass's only explanation for making fun of them is sexual jealousy. Pack it up dr freud



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You’re gonna suck whatever I pull from this TomboyX Non-Binary Loincloth for Mascs with Built-in Menstrual Cup

Slapfighting in the notes. It’s mostly a mix of pooners justifying their underwear choices, troons mansplaining women’s underwear and menstruation, and Plaidos accusing the original commenter of being anti-Semitic

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“Haha look at those transmacs buying $50 boxers when I wear poorly fitted granny panties and a gaff I bought when I was underage! Or the mastectomy breastform I bought! Or the bra I bought! I’m soo much more frugal than those transmacs! Pathetic!”

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Dudes having a meltdown on the post telling them to stop paying 50 bucks for a single pair of boxers just cause it markets itself to transmascs is crazy yall would not survive as a transfem. I'm fitting my cock in some cheap fucking fruit of the loom panties, the gaff I got at 17 was originally from a site for crossdressers with the word tranny on every page, and the breast inserts I used to wear for were made for cis women who got masectomies and the bra i used to hold them was some cheap cloth training bra w pockets for pads. All of it was cheap as hell and wasn't upcharged just for being marketed to transgenders
 
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why do so many pooners have chronic pain/autoimmune disease? Is it just tied to the whole HRT thing and cross-sex hormones being poison to our bodies when introduced artificially? Like, if I had a penny for every pooner with an invisible disability that maybe does, maybe doesn't exist, I'd be fucking rich.
They always have something like ehler dahnlos syndrome, POTS or they are a “emergency wheelchair user”
 
Bold of you to assume that's the message they're taking away from the game. As a reasonably old school Silent Hill fan, I can confirm that I've read two straight decades of ridiculous autistic men rant on the internet about how James is the real victim and how everything he did is completely justified (for those who aren't familiar: it's not, and the game makes that very clear) and/or "it's okay because he's sorry about it" (lmfao, nah). It doesn't surprise me that a bunch of those dudes and men like them later reached the critical misogyny accumulation level and trooned out.
Yeah I always used to wonder how the fuck anyone could get through SH2 and come away with the impression James was in any way the good guy. James sure as hell didn't think that since his guilt made an entire Hell world to torture himself over it. I've heard the argument he killed Mary as an act of mercy but if you're paying attention its because he started to resent having to look after her and was frustrated his dying wife didn't feel like putting out. James Sunderland wasn't the good guy. The first time I played that game I got the "In Water" ending where dude drives his car into Toluca Lake and kills himself and after learning all everything that happened I still think its the most fitting end. Dog ending is the canon one though.
Typical Troons don't have the fucking intelligence or morals to take anything from the most emotionally distressing horror game of all time other than they wanted to be Maria.
They're fucking weird.
The In Water ending song Angels Thanatos fucking slaps though.
Trannies are fighting over underwear on Tumblr, particularly troons calling pooners being evil rainbow capitalists and dumb bitches for buying specialized underwear
I'll never not find it funny how much Troons love to shit on Pooners. The heccin' valid doods can't catch a break, nobody takes them seriously.
 
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TIM thinks his word salad of a definition is how to define "Woman".
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In other words, a woman who is so mentally disabled that she can cannot grasp the notion of "woman" cannot be a woman.

That still doesn't define 'woman'. It's like saying, "A flingledoofer is anyone who internally feels like one". But it still doesn't answer what a flingledoofer actually is.
The "Private Language" objection still stands. Woman A has an internal thinking that she is a woman; Woman B has an internal thinking that she is a woman. How can we tell the internal thinking of Woman A is the same as Woman B?

Yeah its still a circular definition. Its fucking stupid. The Troon that came up with that shit is retarded.
Strictly speaking it is not. A circular definition goes like:
  • A woman is any person who have womanly internal thinking
  • Womanly internal thinking is the kind of internal thinking practiced by a woman
The troon leaves "womanly internal thinking" undefined, so the circle is not complete.

There are a differences between bladder function in males and females.
Nah the troon pissed himself because he has taken spironolactone, a diuretic.
 
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@Procrastinhater I can't quote for some reason but
THANK YOU FOR THIS SANITY. You have no ideaaaa how hard it is to find reasonable people who don't think "a literally dying woman not wanting to have sex makes it okay to murder her" is a good argument. I used to go into threads for the game and just feel like I was missing something or losing my mind because I remember the story so clearly and I thought James was such a shit. I literally saw someone try to argue that Mary was abusive and so James had "no choice" but to murder her because she threw something one time while emotionally upset and dying... it's bad out there. Anyway, thank you for this voice of sanity holy crap.

Trannies are fighting over underwear on Tumblr, particularly troons calling pooners being evil rainbow capitalists and dumb bitches for buying specialized underwear
This is so funny and so... gendered it's incredible. The women talking about how they need to make sure they buy panties that fit pads well and are comfy for their periods, the men bragging about how they're so great because they half-assed the situation with some duct tape and the dryer lint in their pocket. They just can't help themselves, even trans-identifying dudes want to be MacGyver!

brb though, absolutely shuddering at the mental image of some unwashed troon wearing a training bra with fake boobs stuffed in it. Can you even imagine. And you just know he was way too old for a training bra when he was wearing it, too. Ewwwww.
 
Dog ending is the canon one though.
I might be missing the joke, but... a dog is controlling everything, an ending you can't even get on the first playthrough? I heard there is no canonical ending, though the dog and the UFO are just Easter eggs. A lot of people seem to prefer "in water" over the other endings.
 
Me but with fallout new vegas. Trannies flock to that game and I don't know why.
Caesar’s Legion? It’s basically a warmongering slavery-based state with a nasty misogynistic streak you can side with. It’s basically designed to appeal to incels and the game makes no illusions about that fact.
 
The post that started it all
My favourite part of this whole thing is the initial troon is trying to give genuinely good advice. Women get pink taxed on a lot of things, I'd imagine the rainbow tax is even steeper than normal pink tax. And these retarded pooners more often than not are willing to pay that tax because muh affirmation.
The funniest part is both troon and poon have the most stereotypical masc/fem behaviour respectively. Pooner acts like a woman who got mansplained to and troon reacts like a socially awkward teenaged boy getting huffy over the girl getting huffy with him. Just admit he was right and you got mansplained, which pissed you off, pooner.
Me but with fallout new vegas. Trannies flock to that game and I don't know why.
I forget which thread I read it in but I read an explanation that troons love FNV because it's very open to "queer" relationships. Something about the highest amount of homosexual romance options, and one specific character is commonly read as a TIM (though this part I'm shaky on, TIMs are so quick to read everything and everyone as trans)
 
In other words, a woman who is so mentally disabled that she can cannot grasp the notion of "woman" cannot be a woman.


The "Private Language" objection still stands. Woman A has an internal thinking that she is a woman; Woman B has an internal thinking that she is a woman. How can we tell the internal thinking of Woman A is the same as Woman B?


Strictly speaking it is not. A circular definition goes like:
  • A woman is any person who have womanly internal thinking
  • Womanly internal thinking is the kind of internal thinking practiced by a woman
The troon leaves "womanly internal thinking" undefined, so the circle is not complete.


Nah the troon pissed himself because he has taken spironolactone, a diuretic.
The best attempt at a troon-friendly definiton of wamen I've seen went along the lines of; "Those who makes a good faith effort to live within the societally defined role of woman", but even that falls victim to 'but what does society define woman as?' trap, it's just offloading the definition to the public.
The bottom line of it all is that troons want to be women, and to be a woman is also to them to be seen to be a woman, and the vast majority of people will never perceive them as such. They shall know no peace.
It's why they get so hung up over pronouns, even though if they truly believed they were women regardless it would not matter the descriptors others give as they'd be a woman even if the world disagreed, but instead it constantly reminds them that other people do not perceive them as women, and that cannot stand and thus you MUST not misgender them as to do so is a threat to their own self-perception.
 
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