🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[BullfrogBill]

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

To the little town of Schitty rode a Fatty one fine day
Always spoke to folks around him cause he had too much to say
No one dared to give him tickles
No stairs dared to make him slip
For the Fatty there among them had a big iron on his hip
Big iron on his hiiiiiip

 

[Semen_Recycler]

Unfortunately, I think Binx is too good at defusing Burt's schizophrenia for whatever the hell this is to work. I hope I'm wrong.

Edit: Oh, they're going for another fake ending bit. Hilarious...

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Binx really sucks the energy away from these bits.

 

[BullfrogBill]

Binx really sucks the energy away from these bits.

I actually think she's playing into the wigger's plans. I think the point of this is to make Burt not trust Luke anymore so he has no allies in the house. It feels like they want Burt to have a massive meltdown so he has to be kicked out.

Luke is doing a good job of shitting on the wiggers and Binx and Payton while he explains to Burt that this is all fake. "Payton and Binx are boring and this is production's attempt to make them entertaining."

 

[Big Brother 101]

I don't know if Burt really won or not, and idk if the shows ending or will continue for another 8 days.

I have a hard time believing that they'd end the show without Sam's involvement in a finale scene, so I suspect shenanigans.

It is quite obviously shenanigans. The introduction of the new cams indicate that there is still plenty yet to come.

But as an aside - Sam did come up to shower Gold Burt with roses as he was being told he'd won. But it was all just a silly bit; a fake finale scene.

 

[Dill]

BURN THE WITCH

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Lmao Luke is just explaining exactly how production and Binx are currently fucking with Burt.

In classic Burt fashion he immediately believes whatever he was last told.

Luke W as always. Production L as always.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

I actually think she's playing into the wigger's plans. I think the point of this is to make Burt not trust Luke anymore so he has no allies in the house. It feels like they want Burt to have a massive meltdown so he has to be kicked out.

I don't care. The low energy mumbling just makes me give zero fucks. Give her some meth, goddamn.

Hope Luke kills this shit bit.

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

It feels like they want Burt to have a massive meltdown so he has to be kicked out.

feels like to me that they have to act like burt can't/won't win because it's so obvious that he should that if they even hinted at the possibility, the entire pretense of a 'contest' would be moot

lmao wtf
literally as i'm typing this sam walks in and says "binx wins everyone pack your shit"
still feeling like we're angling towards an S1 rugpull ending tho

 

[BullfrogBill]

Classic fakeout ending.

 

[Doseferatu]

Between the cameras and giving the "win" to Binx, this may be fuckery on the part of the production.

Especially given that Mr. Diamond is supposed to make a return.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Sam is here telling Burt that the show is over, and they were trying to give Burt the win in a Truman Show fashion.

He told everyone to pack up and leave.

Feels like a gaslight. So that means SOMETHING will happen soon.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Sam just said Binx wins and everyone has to pack their shit and Burt's flipping out. Fatty's telling Burt it was supposed to be a Truman show ending. They're definitely going to Schitty tonight.

Let's fucking gooooooo.

 

[Smegward]

burt is too retarded to make logical conclusions.

 

[sex haver]

Sam just came out into the lounge and said they were trying to set up Burt for a win by going Truman Show with it.

Sam then stated that since Luke fucked it up, Binx is the winner now. That's it, all done. Binx wins. He then stalks off, yelling "show's over, pack your shit!" over his shoulder.

Absolutely a gaslight and something is incoming.

Edit: Sam is back. Says the badge was planted in Binx's bag. Asks everyone to please "rip a Zipp" for him. They all comply and start drinking the Zipps he brought out.

Edit 2: LOL. "There's only like, 700 people still watching. Nothing matters now." - Sam. Clearly not true.

Edit 3: TTS is now trying hard to convince Burt that the show is over. He's fucking pissed. "I am confused AS FUCK! Why do I LOSE?" - Burt

Edit 4: Sam has spent the past 8ish minutes trying to explain to Burt that the show is over because "it got boring". He REFUSES to accept this as an answer, no matter how many times. Sam has now walked away again, telling him he has to start packing his shit right away and he's "SORRY!".

Last edit: Director cam has gone black and cut to a Fishtank logo. THE END????

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

I pray to God that this is a gaslight.

 

[Wild at Heart]

Sam also told Burt his real name, finally. Pretty funny to hear Burt call him Sam.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Only 700 ppl watching lmao

 

[Norstein Bekkler]

I pray to God that this is a gaslight.

it is, sam just said there's only 700 viewers atm