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- Dec 3, 2020
Welcome everybody to the biggest agglomeration of functional retards on the internet! which considering Bluesky exists its saying something!
I'm talking about Pump.fun, a site that allows anyone and I mean ANYONE including retarded minors to mint their own shitcoins. Created by alon (X account) who as every cryptoscammer is staying anonymous, but I doubt the feds and the SEC will have a problem tracking his dumb ass, tho he might have enough money to buy his way out of jail by then...
Little anime girl avatar, future tranny? or just your regular memertarian pedo? who knows, could be both.
How easy its to make a shitcoin there? this easy:
This place is rotting zoomer brains even more than fortnite and genshin impact already did, the UX alone its meant for spergs hooked on medical speed (adderall) with constant moving objects and text all shaking and shifting colors in a 90s Pokemon seizure-inducing episode style. It all about getting the zoomies and skibbidies hooked and hyped into burning any money they have on the shittiest shitcoins ever made that are always going to be rugpulled, no exceptions.
To add to the cancer pump.fun decided to add a streaming feature so coin creators could debase themselves in the most humiliating ways in a desperate attempt to pump their shitcoins in a sea of other shitcoins, but it got so bad it was taken down.
You might think its all a joke, fun and games, but look at this:
That's a shitcoin based on the already stale meme of the peanut the squirrel, see the problem? no? ENHANCE:
Yeah, that's right, a shitcoin based on a meme has a market cap of $1.24 billion dollars. Legit companies making legit products/services with actual employees, facilities and even factories are worth less than a shitcoin, absolute madness.
And of course ownership its skewed as fuck:
If you think that guy isn't going to do a rugpull and disappear you're the biggest chump in history. The site its full of people doing rugpulls live, then flipping off all the retards who thought they could dump it before it happened.
And that's just one of many, there's more:
One is literally a rehash of a rugpull, and its still almost half a billion...
There are smaller rugpullers but they still make money, like this gen skibbidi fat cunt who did it not once, not twice but THREE times.
Yes, retards fell for scams made by a 13yo three times, he has made about 70k so far tho its diminishing returns each time for obvious reasons. Of course some people have not taken it lightly and have doxed his ass (not gonna publish here because minor) some of his family and even kidnap his dog [will elaborate on this later].
But in the end fatty boombatty above fucked up because the crypto retards who fell for it doubled-down and pumped the shitcoin fatty created (QUAINT) until it hit a market cap of $85 million in a few hours meaning that if this skibiddi had HODL he could have made millions.
Pump.fun its the most retarded form of gambling I've ever seen, even at a casino you've a (at best) 40% possibility of winning while here I'll argue you're gonna lose your shirt every time. The odds are completely against you, winners are few and far between, and most only make a few thousands. The ones making millions are rarer still.
Or course this place its a breeding ground for certified psychopaths like the kid above, but remember how I said alon had to disable streaming? that's because of cases like a guy setting himself on fire to promote his token, one torturing his gf live (or pretending to), another threatening to kill his fish if his token doesn't reach 1 million marketcap.
How about his thug shooting out of his window every time his shitcoin pumped?
Nice product placement there qatar airlines...
Then there's the 1000 IQ guy who set himself on fire live:
TFW you did all this for a measly $160k market cap
And there's more:
Also the authorities are already doing something about this, "going after these scammers? after alon for profiting from it?" nah, they are going after the guy who scammed the scammers: meet Stacc (powerword: Jarett Dunn) who is facing 7 years in canuck prison. He's a crackhead/ex pump.fun employee who apparently got a moment of lucidity and realized he was working at a company whose entire biz model its fucking people over, so he stole $2 million worth of solana (maybe 10, depends on valuation ATT) and airdropped it all over.
I'm talking about Pump.fun, a site that allows anyone and I mean ANYONE including retarded minors to mint their own shitcoins. Created by alon (X account) who as every cryptoscammer is staying anonymous, but I doubt the feds and the SEC will have a problem tracking his dumb ass, tho he might have enough money to buy his way out of jail by then...
Little anime girl avatar, future tranny? or just your regular memertarian pedo? who knows, could be both.
How easy its to make a shitcoin there? this easy:
This place is rotting zoomer brains even more than fortnite and genshin impact already did, the UX alone its meant for spergs hooked on medical speed (adderall) with constant moving objects and text all shaking and shifting colors in a 90s Pokemon seizure-inducing episode style. It all about getting the zoomies and skibbidies hooked and hyped into burning any money they have on the shittiest shitcoins ever made that are always going to be rugpulled, no exceptions.
To add to the cancer pump.fun decided to add a streaming feature so coin creators could debase themselves in the most humiliating ways in a desperate attempt to pump their shitcoins in a sea of other shitcoins, but it got so bad it was taken down.
You might think its all a joke, fun and games, but look at this:
That's a shitcoin based on the already stale meme of the peanut the squirrel, see the problem? no? ENHANCE:
Yeah, that's right, a shitcoin based on a meme has a market cap of $1.24 billion dollars. Legit companies making legit products/services with actual employees, facilities and even factories are worth less than a shitcoin, absolute madness.
And of course ownership its skewed as fuck:
If you think that guy isn't going to do a rugpull and disappear you're the biggest chump in history. The site its full of people doing rugpulls live, then flipping off all the retards who thought they could dump it before it happened.
And that's just one of many, there's more:
One is literally a rehash of a rugpull, and its still almost half a billion...
There are smaller rugpullers but they still make money, like this gen skibbidi fat cunt who did it not once, not twice but THREE times.
But in the end fatty boombatty above fucked up because the crypto retards who fell for it doubled-down and pumped the shitcoin fatty created (QUAINT) until it hit a market cap of $85 million in a few hours meaning that if this skibiddi had HODL he could have made millions.
Pump.fun its the most retarded form of gambling I've ever seen, even at a casino you've a (at best) 40% possibility of winning while here I'll argue you're gonna lose your shirt every time. The odds are completely against you, winners are few and far between, and most only make a few thousands. The ones making millions are rarer still.
Or course this place its a breeding ground for certified psychopaths like the kid above, but remember how I said alon had to disable streaming? that's because of cases like a guy setting himself on fire to promote his token, one torturing his gf live (or pretending to), another threatening to kill his fish if his token doesn't reach 1 million marketcap.
How about his thug shooting out of his window every time his shitcoin pumped?
Nice product placement there qatar airlines...
Then there's the 1000 IQ guy who set himself on fire live:
TFW you did all this for a measly $160k market cap
And there's more:
Also the authorities are already doing something about this, "going after these scammers? after alon for profiting from it?" nah, they are going after the guy who scammed the scammers: meet Stacc (powerword: Jarett Dunn) who is facing 7 years in canuck prison. He's a crackhead/ex pump.fun employee who apparently got a moment of lucidity and realized he was working at a company whose entire biz model its fucking people over, so he stole $2 million worth of solana (maybe 10, depends on valuation ATT) and airdropped it all over.
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