Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[General von Braunau]

Could be related to distance. If you don't set a maximum distance sure you'll get loads of women, but then you have to deal with LDR shit. When I used the app I set my max distance to 150 miles which is pushing it imo and got a literal single digit number of accounts, of which a few were completely blank useless profiles.

That's absolutely it. Even if Duolicious' male to female ratio is slightly better than most other dating sites, i'm pretty sure it's still like 90/10. From my experience though the vast majority of the girls on Duolicious are in their 20s, and much more responsive than on the big alternatives. Also way less bots.
Fact of the matter though is simply that the app has a lot less users than most big dating apps. You're better off not setting any distance, and just taking a look at people, get to know them, and if there's anyone who you really like, just meet up eventually and try to make it work with the goal of eventually moving in together.
Atleast in Europe you can reasonably meet up semi regularly for an alright price. I once took a train to Switzerland from halfway across Germany for 2x20 bucks. Flight from Frankfurt to London and back for example can cost as little as 140€. Split the price, make it a monthly thing, and you're sitting at a monthly cost of around 70€ to meet up, which is pretty affordable.
Of course it's gonna be worse than having someone close to you, but for that special person who can match your retardation level, it may just be worth it.

 

[Anonitolia]

Wild that someone actually found a decent date off a concept this fundamentally flawed. Have romantic options really gotten that bad, or did that one guy from earlier in the thread just get lucky? The question is partly genuine. How would one even go about finding a decent partner on a dating app nowadays? Hell, off the internet in general? I can't imagine ever being that open about myself online. I'm excluding the brainless hook-up people who just want sex, by the way, I'm talking like proper long-term relationship people. I know the internet's fine enough for mindless sex.

 

[DickMain]

The question is partly genuine. How would one even go about finding a decent partner on a dating app nowadays? Hell, off the internet in general?

Chiefly, and I need you to follow me on this one, don't source your date from 4chin.

 

[Anonitolia]

Chiefly, and I need you to follow me on this one, don't source your date from 4chin.

Yes, I was under that impression, hence my surprise at the guy earlier in the thread actually getting a date and having it work out. I still don't disagree, but now I'm wondering: if a method as shitty as a 4chan-oriented dating app can net you a partner for life, are there other really stupid ideas for dating apps that could actually lead to some success like this?

Spoiler: shitposting

Clearly, since Duolicious had a single success, Kiwifarms should get in on this new trend too. I propose: "Cwicky Dating", a speed-dating app for Kiwis! It can disguise itself as a regular speed-dating app to lure in normal people and nobody will ever know...

 

[Pomniman]

Clearly, since Duolicious had a single success, Kiwifarms should get in on this new trend too. I propose: "Cwicky Dating", a speed-dating app for Kiwis! It can disguise itself as a regular speed-dating app to lure in normal people and nobody will ever know...

Considering all the contents of all the DM chain leaks it'll just be a nonstop yiff orgy for trannies/diaperfurfags.

 

[DickMain]

I propose: "Cwicky Dating"

I keep getting DM offers about this. 'Quickies behind the walgreens for ten', whatever that means.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I keep getting DM offers about this. 'Quickies behind the walgreens for ten', whatever that means.

If I wanted those to be public, I wouldn't have sent them to you as a PRIVATE message.

 

[Pedophobe]

I keep getting DM offers about this. 'Quickies behind the walgreens for ten', whatever that means.

You're worth more than that.

 

[The Grognard]

A KF dating service would either serve as a honeypot for some agency of major status or be the vessel to create the most autistic human beings possible.

 

[Anonitolia]

the vessel to create the most autistic human beings possible

Permanent, constantly-renewing content for the Farms! Imagine the kids! Scientifically engineering the most autistic human beings on the planet could keep the Farms alive forever!

 

[Orphaned Punk]

Remembered the TMI posts of retarded faggot kiwi women/men talking about their failed dates fucking up my highlighted post browsing as if anyone cared (they don't, kill yourself dumb retarded faggot shit. your life is lame kys coolfool).

Spoiler: obvious observations

Duo is like that one bitch who tried to gnaw on the tip of your condom, but in the version of a site. Certain retarded faggots have pink on pink/white on pink, which is a pain in the fucking ass to read (not even worth reading if they aren't clever enough to recognize such or are being obnoxious on purpose). Why isn't there a warning for UX declaring the colour combos fucking retarded?

The people who complain about the app and hate everyone on it are retarded since they sell/publicize their shity twitters/onlyfans/commission-sheets on it (that's how you know you made it) and still actually use the fucking thing since it says they were last online 10 seconds ago

I have no idea why having 1000 tabs open motivates the website to send 1000 notifications for each tab. I hate modern technology.

This feels like embarrassing, mentally ill Internet raised young adults refusing to engage with wider society or any form of self-improvement, and it seems to be weirdly normalized

Let me eat your heart

Meow meow meow :3

I swear I’m cool just don’t really know how to talk to people most of the time :/

Lets connect our souls
Let me crawl under ur skin
Let’s become a pile of meat and bones
Let’s fuse together
Be one with me <3

Me and my coven of witches for life

Rotting rotting rotting rotting rotting flesh

“Scary? my god ur divine!”

i have autism and i’m unfriendly (looking)

also big tits

i have pet regression and its not nsfw

would not hesitate to betray any of my loved ones at any moment. i believe every human deserves equal condemnation to an eternity in hell

mentally ill goth girl who likes pokemon a little too much
im literally so broke but my spending habits are horrible

I AM NOT A WOMAN IM GENDERQUEER (they/he) ITS JUST SET TO WOMAN SO I ACTUALLY SHOW UP

also im asexual!!!! thx!!!

guro and fagslop enjoyer

Partnered and Poly
Pretty much just here to make some friends to waste time with, mostly by playing video games.
I am a degenerate and if you aren't I will probably get bored and stop responding!!!:p
I'm literally a stray doggie!! Arf!!
I have attachment issues! You have been warned!:3
I am way too pretty for responsibility who gon pay my bills
Pls yap my ear off while I game
Grind ranked w me
My freaky ass wanna play some video games

secretly a slut x3

schizoslop girl incel. i love bad bitches and chaos.
phos isn't me I'm not groomable enough A hallucination is a perception in the absence of external stimulus that has qualities of real perception. Hallucinations are vivid, substantial, and are perceived to be located in external objective space.

she eric on my harris till I columbine

mentally ill
i love hajime no ippo :}
keep thinking im ai or a catfish it only inflates my ego more

First off, fuck Elon Musk
and stonetoss

Try bully me and see what happens

hiii :3 I'm Izzy I'm a 18 y/o transfem uhhhmmm I'm a puppygirl so u know I'm very sane... I have a cool ass rat fursona and I'm only a little weird !! only here for friends I think.
only kinda a goonette :3
freaks feel free to dm me too :3

I love video games, mainly modded minecraft or warframe but I LOVE beatsaber and vr chat

I also run a niche twitter account so yeah hehe I'm famous /j

my biggest dream is living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with a lovely wife and cuddling all day.... sadly I can't get rich from being a cute puppy all day

i have autism,

i really like fnaf and sharks

i play some video games
(vrc, minecraft, ow2, dbd, and many more)

MESSAGE ME PLZ THIS APP SUX theres no peruvians grr. ill b nice to u bc im bored n lonely.


hi my name is elena i like drawing and gamedev and i dont have many friends because people r boring and lame. give me music and ill tell u why it sux

IM NOT HERE FOR EDATING OR ESEX I WILL EKILL YOU

IM BORED FUCK MY LIFE IM A LAZY NEET!!!!

I’m slavic Russian bimbo living in Siberia Русские вперёдРусские вперёдГОЙДАААА

i will actually rip my skin off in front of you and no not for romantic reasons , perhaps for shock value and for your later development in life .

I am not sane , but i can give you dumbass scenes for us to act out in call, and i will probably force feed you pig guts .

Local Horrible Female deal now for %20 off . She comes with an additional pack of eternal dread . Get yours today !

I want to show you the lioness I skinned :3

either nonverbal or cant stop talking i dont rlly have friends and i interact with my dog more tjan any human in my life

call me a retarded bitch and ill come

>6 year neet veteran

>17 cats owner

>i speak 4 languages

I have been described by an ex-girlfriend as "a misogynistic old man trapped in a 5ft tall teenage girls body"

Boredom consumes me. I rot in my bed til I must rise once more to work through every government-allotted break I am given. I am so bored and tired.

OUGHHHH I HATE DESCRIBING MYSELF WHAT THE FUXK

If you like arting and creating OC and lore and stuff and and hitmeup

Uhh yeah i like manuls monkeys and sackboyah!!


Mostly looking for friends IM LONELYRAH
Sorry if i reply late, just busy with job or stressed out >_<

Been on HRT Since january 2025

cowpilled clowngirl goonmaxxer

Smiling selfie with brown hair is most recent pic

Chronically offline and emotionally unavailable so I can be very slow at responding

(i hope the narrow selection of pics communicates the limitless nature of my body and mind over me receiving a DMCA notice and a pipebomb in my mailbox from the duolicious team)

no, the mercy image is ironic.

harrooo hiiii im moe or pawjob or free furry pawjobs or paid furry pawjobs if im struggling for the month.

im mostly looking for friends... i've been wanting to play a lot of co-op games for a while now. deep rock galactic, factorio, satisfactory, or anything else that is not primarily multiplayer but has co-op support is on the table !!

i like tech obsessed people, who waste their lives away behind a screen, over-optimizing their nvim or hx setup just to never write any actual code. for fun i code. for uni i code. for work i code. i really like code,,, if you couldn't tell,,,,

i was raised on the streets twitter, so, you know, this internet shit gets serious!1! if you know vmfunc, xyz3va, lunchcat, or similar, we probably have a thing or two to talk about.

i'm a very novice rust developer, though I have already developed ever-growing hate for electron, so I suppose I fit nicely within the tpot paradigm.

i'm mostly looking for silly friends of similar interest. my current friends loose me as i yapp about how jj is soooo much better than graphite which is sooo much better than default git about 3-4 minutes into my yap.

my humor is weird, my character is annoying, my ideas are dumb, but at least i uhhhhhh ummmmm uhhhhhh i mean like uhhh fuck.


say it with me.
huzz want me.
i am not chopped.
i will crank.

moe signing off

lonely boygirl, not even good at being terminally online ###

enjoy:
black metal file collection
guitar
walking & cycling
reading
anime
gunpla

write walls of text with me!

in taipei for now

>1y hrt

worship me
schizo enchanter supp
i play cs2, league, valorant, marvel rivals, genshin, overwatch and hsr
i love emo and scene girls n boys
psych ward superstar
you wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?
I need aspd bf
im watching and will be watching dr house until i get a new hyperfixation
whos gonna be the myunggi (333) to my junhee (222).
hyunju is alive.

hear me out ........ramattra

pls pls talk to me on dc: aalilo (all lowercase btw)

hiii ~ ^_^

i h8 talking to people but im lonely so i guess ill have to get over it!!

i like horror movies and JRPGs, nu metal, j-pop (literally just vocaloid or random ass vg ost), and anime that mainly consists of psych horror.

i ghost a LOT of people if i notice that i fucked up n made the convo too dry n awkward btw!!

ok ill be honest bro im just lookinf for another SA victim to possibly heal from our trauma and rebuild our intimacy. i am delusionally looking forward to starting a family w/ u 2 possibly......

loserbrained, unfortunately from the UK
i like vocaloid (miku,teto,neru (ik neru is a fanloid but i digress) persona (mainly a persona 3 enjoyer but 2,4,5 are ok), guilty gear, Madoka magica, chainsaw man (i’m up to date on the manga so talk to me about it), bocchi and needy streamer overload.

i also like figures (i own almost 40 so ask me ab them!) i mainly collect miku figures but i own stuff from other franchises

plsplspls talk to me about miku i llove miku miku miku brainrotttt

i’m yuri and i cosplay and i play fake games like honkai and zzz

yes im the girl who stole the ju fufu cutout

i like hoshimachi suisei , amelia watson , hakui koyori and qingque

i am not an obsessive anime watcher!!!!!!!! i only play silly chinese games!!!!!

no i dont want to be ur irl waifu and please stop messaging me on twitter
im not adding you on discord. there is a perfectly fine chat function right here

saying it again in caps bc you guys wont listen
STOP DMING ME ON TWITTER
STOP DMING ME ON TWITTER
STOP DMING ME ON TWITTER
STOP DMING ME ON TWITTER
if you dm me you get blocked idgaf you arent a special exception

also i hate all of u “erm well what did u expect? erm well its your fault people are mean to you? erm well youre asking for it?” u arent mr nonchalant genius ur ANNOYING and LAME and will DIE ALONE

if my bio offends you YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE

thank you for reading. i’m normal

mostly lf friends rlly

megane of average appearance (solid 5.. i dont use 4chan and i am not racist or problematic and im not fat
i like women and sometimes men if theyre not ugly

turboautist bpdfag chronic twitter user joseimukepilled himefujoshi subby emo freak

I MAY BE MENTALLY ILL BUT AT LEAST I HAVE D CUP