ah yes, Romania - that well known 100% non-corrupt bastion of general integrity and honesty
Tomlinson coke arc would be
Can you imagine soyboy Tomlinson wandering up to Dequan and asking if he can purchase a bit of cocaine? The awkward forced AAVE in that godawful Midwestern accent, nigs laughing in his face, it’d be a sight to behold. lol he’d get shot or get his ass beat before he scored.Tomlinson coke arc would be
What'd stop first: his binge eating or his heart?
I guess maybe?
The EU are notorious for that bullshit.
We also do this all the time, and far more openly. Obama threatened the UK and tried to strongarm them into not voting Conservative. If you're going to live that way you have to expect someone else might try it, too.
The tax reforms were annoying in that most everyone lost itemized deductions, but also most everyone lost them because the standard deduction is now so much higher.
A pro would’ve disabled the security camera with a laser pointer, at the very least.
If Pat went to the Hood to score he'd end up getting robbed and left for dead.
The funsters have been threatening to leave gross surprises for Patrick after renting the AirBnB. He’s gotten more paranoid in his tweets but probably still rents it out like normal. It’s one of the big inconsistencies with his story of stalkers. Why would you rent out part of your home to strangers when you’re that fearful?
The talk about leaving an unflushed log have provoked some of the funniest reactions from Pat, his whole homoerotic fantasy about "immediately incapacitating and holding you immobile" presumably by laying on top of the offending log depositor with his "rage erection" pressed into the small of their back, as I can't picture any other way a FAT and lazy faggot (with bitch tits) like Rick could achieve that, are a direct result of Funsters logposting about the AirBnB.
Nobody tell him that Kamala kept (largely black) prisoners long after their sentences ended so she could exploit their labor. He wouldn't listen anyway.
Amusingly enough, to bring this back on track, Rick was better off in every possible way when Trump was president last time:
I've always suspected he cancels way more airbnb rentals than we know about because he thinks they're funsters, but I have no real insight into that. I don't even know what the policies around it are and if he'd even suffer any recompense from doing so.
I always envisioned it as some forcible blumpkin of sorts where he realises someone in the half-BNB is using the can, causing him to charge through the wall like the fuckin Kool Aid man, still dressed in the French Maid outfit he uses when interacting with guests, and launch himself onto the stunned nigga taking a shit, restraining him by wrapping his bulbous lips around the man's dick to hold him immobile in a position where can get a visual confirmation on any logs left unflushed, while his porcine trotter texts for an immidiate armed response from the milwaukee PD
"no child, this ball was a gram short. enjoy prison" proceeds to get his fat kicked in
Who the fuck is following this guy? All he posts are enjoynprison and this recycled “this account was going to be interesting but it’s not”.
I just wonder if he even makes money at it. Even some real hospitality companies, like RV parks and small motels, want some seasonal tenants for the guaranteed income. If he's cancelling stays (is Milwaukee even a destination city?) like what is the point? I don't understand how he and Nikki survive. I know she's a "marketing professional" with "her own agency," but I used to write SEO optimized tweets & bios for people as a side job when I was building my career. I don't know how much money there actually is in that but it didn't seem like a ton. With the rise of AI who is using small-name marketing agencies at all anymore?
