Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[11apocalyptic11]

Hi Lucas!!!

Been a while. You're still a man btw.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

I know he will probably never survive long enough to get dementia but the idea of him waking up each morning screaming about his missing dick would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[Großmann]

Hi Lucas!!!

Been a while. You're still a man btw.

My man, do you really think that he hasn’t been conducting surveillance on his thread since the last time he “quit?”

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I know he will probably never survive long enough to get dementia but the idea of him waking up each morning screaming about his missing dick would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[Ace888Ace]

I wouldn't be surprised if after the next round of hibernation he returns as a content creator, probably even under the 'Keffals' name. He really is just pathologically incapable of staying off the Internet

 

[Saint Agustin]

I thought he killed himself.

 

[Professional Noticer]

I thought he killed himself.

The world is not so lucky.

 

[Drama Trauma]

And the cycle begins:


Sorry I won't bother with the archives now, they barely working for me.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Looks like Keffals attention seek took the better of him. He returned to Bluesky, again:
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Still waiting for the archive siters finishing up, they suck ass nowadays.

Yeah, it's really hard to be a grifting, coked out retard who has been proven to be a fraud and knowingly blamed people and sites for his "swatting" that he knew were not involved.

I hope your current fraud falls apart and you really do join the 41% this time.

 

[SCRAM]

It doesn't matter how long I leave the keffals thread.

He's either just quit, or come back. Like every two weeks.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Glad to see your back, best friend.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He just can't stop lying. The swatting thing has been debunked by Lucas himself like a dozen times already.

Like nigger, the whole world including normies have receipts. There is literally no one else left to fool. I don't really get this mentality.

If he was really done with the online thing, he’d create a new username that has nothing to do with his old identity. What he wants is the asspats he used to get, without the hatedom he acquired. There’s something kind of desperate about those posts. “I’m not interested in talking about my grifting, so no point bringing that up!”

 

[Punished Neco]

Before the US election, there was a Keffals mod who I believed would be likely to 41% in the event of a Trump victory, LivinginJeopardy (LIJ for short), this is mainly because they'd said specifically months before the election happened that if Trump won they'd immediately 41%.

Well, the election came and went and what happened? LIJ immediately posted their GoFundMe
Or in the words of President-Elect Donald J Trump:
Promises made?
Promises kept?

Apparently, they're all trying to escape "red states" right now and they're all posting GFM's so the GFM didn't get any donations.
Luckily though LIJ studied in the Keffals school of donation grifting and decided to post a text message they supposedly got that was totally real and 100% not faked.
Sadly I fucked up and forgot to archive it but it basically went something like

'I fucking hate you troons, if you ever came back to Texas I would rape you! If you come back to Texas you'll end up like Garrett'

I've been holding off on posting this as I was hoping LIJ would reactivate Twitter so I could grab it but it's ended up as lost lore I guess,
The Garrett namedrop is about Garrett Foster that guy Daniel Perry shot and killed, yeah, LIJ was friends with him apparently.
Either way that text looked fake as hell, starts off with transphobia then goes off about wanting to rape them.

Anyway, these are Tweets all posted in the 24-36 hours after the election results became clear:


Translifeline's 3 call operators were overwhelmed it seems.





It's been a month since the election and you will be unsurprised to find out that LIJ is alive and well, they've been suicide-baiting on a near-constant basis since at least February 2023, not entirely sure why I thought the suicide-baiting over Trump's election would be any different.


In regards to Keffals returning to posting:

I raised a quarter million dollars for trans charities, helped countless people transition, and am now in therapy as a result of the consequences of getting swatted for being a trans activist

Am I going crazy or has Keffals said this exactly verbatim like 15 times now?
Is this a Kamala Harris Stump speech? Next Keffals will be talking about them being raised in a middle-class household and how they've prosecuted transnational gangs

 

[SNAFU]

If you're not a content creator might as well close these then

 

[Candidate No 7]

Psychiatrist: "Will you shut up"

Keffals: (types furiously)

Psychiatrist "...for a minute. Are you typing on your phone?"

 

[2 Faces 2 Colours]

Looks like Keffals attention seek took the better of him. He returned to Bluesky, again:
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Still waiting for the archive siters finishing up, they suck ass nowadays.

The trvthnvke continues even on BlueSky. (Archive)

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

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I fkn love club dread gotta give it a watch now. As frank Reynolds says so u come crawling back you sack od shit. Hope they treat him worse then paulie

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

This faggot is probably lying and still in Ireland. Either way, he continues to breath in oxygen that would be much more preciously spent on more deserved others.



Rope yourself Lucas. Do it for the environment

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Have we just seen the creation of transethnicity and a new stripe on the vomit flag?

 

[robots.txt]

Perhaps I was being naive thinking Lucas learned to actually quit the internet. This thread has been basically dead for months now otherwise. Great to see him talking about his PTSD while also retweeting and sparking more drama about his troonshine.

The trait of lolcows never actually learning from their past behaviors stays ever so true with our friend Lucas. Cheers!