Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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break these cuffs said:
I have never once interacted with a cow offsite and have no desire to go to Milwaulkee, but Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch that I find myself thinking about renting the hovel just so I can leave an upper decker.
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If he goes to trial with the MPD (please, Lord, let this happen because it would be so funny) do you think he will rent out the ha’ hovel for the duration, or will his paranoia prove too much?

I assume all the stalker children will be having a meetup at Hoolies, first meatloaf and beer will be on me
 
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break these cuffs said:
I have never once interacted with a cow offsite and have no desire to go to Milwaulkee, but Rick is such an insufferable fat bitch that I find myself thinking about renting the hovel just so I can leave an upper decker.
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I'd be a liar if I said I hadn't considered it myself.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
How will Fatrick react to the fact that the pro hitman who ventilated the UH CEO was just a chud-adjactent regular ass young Italiano man? He's probably gonna say that he's a mob button man, isn't he?
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Worse still, he's a Normposter [A]
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In reference to this classic
 
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FinnSven said:
I always figured that it was shortened sodomite because it is used in practically the same way as bugger.
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I think it sometimes is and sometimes isn't. For instance, this from a letter by Wyndham Lewis makes it pretty obvious:
"When you come to write your book, its scene our day to day life, I should put in the sods. Sartre has shown what a superb figure of comedy a homo can be."
 
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Sexual Chocolate said:
My Cousin Ricky
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Too charming, personable and likable.

Plus he got the karate kid cleared of all crimes.

Not even Saul Goodman could pull that off.

I think the Uncle of Charlie in Always Sunny in Philadelphia is more of a match as he is a lawyer, but also a creepy suspected child molester.
 
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In light of the upcoming Christmas season, I present a ditty I adapted from this classic, a popular adaptation of Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka. Sing along if you know the words.

♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a thing to say, ~ ♫
♫ ~ On a drunk Milwaukee Christmas day ~ ♫
♫ ~ That's the Kiwi greeting that we send to you, ~ ♫
♫ ~ From the land where Quasi's paid! ~ ♫

♫ ~ Soon you know Pat's twitter will be blank and bright ~ ♫
♫ ~ The Pests all blocked by day and in prison by night ~ ♫
♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a wise way ~ ♫
♫ ~ To say "I have no life", to you! ~ ♫​

Season's Sneedings, everyone.
 
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AnOminous said:
I think it's mostly lost the sodomy connotation at least in common use
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I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
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Drama Fan said:
I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
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Looking at the way it's been used I think at least some of the uses of it were in fact meaning exactly that. The uses to mean sodomy specifically seem to have started in the early 19th Century.
 
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Drama Fan said:
I might be revealing that I'm actually retarded and didn't know it, but I always assumed sod was saying sod (dirt with grass growing it type sod). Calling someone "lowly dirt" makes sense in the same way that a lot of Arabs associate shoes with being lowly/unclean/undesirable. IDK, it makes sense to me.
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Pat is generally greatly haram.
Obviously he is a pig, so that alone makes him unclean.
He is also a drunkard and implied that hetero men like him suck dick and enjoy anal.

Most religions would classify him as immoral though. Wrathful, prideful, filthy, belligerent, lazy, gluttonous, "into things", vengeful and cowardly.

He got a pretty clean sweep of sins, but he is too pathetic to be called evil.
In hell, he would be one of those fat, small demons with an arse for a face.
 
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OffTopic said:
This is one of those "this image sums up the last 6 years perfectly" posts:


Infinite Childing Loop

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Jeeeeeesus Christ. Just... wow.
What a life!

Also, interesting to imagine there are yet potentially thousands of hilarious things about Pat's past we have yet to uncover!

I mean, I'm no newbie to Patposting, but the male stripper in the top right corner is a first to me. And I'm guessing the blurry pic in the top left is one of Leiah's pussy + umbilical monster hernia (aka "we have Kuato at home") + gorgeous hair combo?
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
In light of the upcoming Christmas season, I present a ditty I adapted from this classic, a popular adaptation of Bing Crosby's Mele Kalikimaka. Sing along if you know the words.

♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a thing to say, ~ ♫
♫ ~ On a drunk Milwaukee Christmas day ~ ♫
♫ ~ That's the Kiwi greeting that we send to you, ~ ♫
♫ ~ From the land where Quasi's paid! ~ ♫

♫ ~ Soon you know Pat's twitter will be blank and bright ~ ♫
♫ ~ The Pests all blocked by day and in prison by night ~ ♫
♫ ~ "Enjoy prison, stalker child" is a wise way ~ ♫
♫ ~ To say "I have no life", to you! ~ ♫​

Season's Sneedings, everyone.
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>a ditty I adapted
Motley Poo made this a year ago
 
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