Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Slideshow Bill]

Yakub weeps


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its getting though out there.

What happened in her life that made her want to go from cute Somali girl to the black version of this?

Both looks and voice.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Heres some photos I took of a pooner at the Duesenberg club show a few months back.
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I’ve heard of pooners transitioning inspired by Jesse Pinkman, but never Tobias Funke.

 

[Dread First]

Out of nowhere, emo artist I follow on Instagram (I know) brings up their top surgery in 4 days

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Troonism has been like AIDS or crack for the alt community
I don't mean to judge at all but she doesn't even have that much to begin with. What's the point? Just vying for the scars like some badge of honor?

Broads like her are the reason why I abstain from visiting the merch booths and getting backstage passes at post-hardcore shows. 15-20 years ago, she would've been a slightly odd chick who screamed her lungs out during the choruses of Niki FM and Voices before getting ready for school the next morning. JT Woodruff, Anthony Green, et al do their damndest to give us great shows, and all I wanna do is just get my physical copies of the albums I bought as a preteen signed. Instead, I'm over here balking at the idea because of all the trannies and pooners queuing up for awkward photos with the bands.

Which is nice in theory, but a lot of the time, "vegan" is an excuse to calorie restrict, a form of orthorexia. If someone wants to be vegan, they need to be getting regular blood tests and check ups, and frequently they'll need dietary supplements even if they're eating the right foods. Some vegans are able to flourish on a plant diet, but many aren't. Unless you're from a genetic lineage where there was little to no consumption of animal products (like some branches of Hinduism, for example) chances are good that you are not going to do well on an entirely plant based diet, because humans evolved to be omnivores, and we need to eat many different foods to fulfill our nutrient requirements.

If you've ever known someone who went from eating meat and animal products to becoming a vegetarian/vegan, chances are decent you knew them initially as a reasonably mentally sound person, but a few weeks into the meat free diet it felt like they'd left the fucking planet. It's not just indoctrination from other animal rights devotes, it's because their levels of protein and vitamin B fell so fast and far that they punched a hole in the fucking floor. Their brain is starving and and starts to malfunction, and ironically, that malfunction makes them come to the conclusion that everyone is against them and persecuting them, and they cling to fucking veganism even more.

The secret to a "proper" vegetarian diet is that Hindus, Jains, Sikhs, among others, do two things:

1) They know how to cook their fucking vegetables, instead of just the cliché steaming, boiling, roasting, or what have you. Vegeterian Desi meals tend to centre around a flatbread (or rice, sorghum, or whatever other grain staple) and a vegetable dish. That vegetable dish can take on many forms with all sorts of tastes and textures to it, depending on how it's cooked. If they didn't have that sort of variety, it would be fucking impossible to sustain a culture of vegetarians and borderline vegans from birth across a billion plus people.

2) They don't abstain from using dairy. Ghee is the cooking fat in Desi cultures, milk, cream, and all the stuff you can make with them are used in all sorts of vegetarian dishes, and it's always a staple of tea time. Admittedly, I'm unaware of any hardcore vegan types in the Subcontinent, but I'm sure they do exist. The broad majority of people, however, are content to make heavy use of dairy in their cooking.

Eggs are slightly more contentious, but it's such a non-issue that all you need to do is find the square with a green circle in it on the packaging of whatever baked good you want to buy that satisfies your "vegetarian" craving. The people who buy such items are also most likely to mix an assload of milk into their black tea every morning without a second thought, but I digress.

 

[Xanthe]

What happened in her life that made her want to go from cute Somali girl to the black version of this?
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Both looks and voice.

Being Somali. She was so cute but poor thing was probably treated garbage all her life.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

It is really fucking with my head how often I will be walking down the street or through some hallway at some business or establishment and see what is very obviously a woman with a womanly shape and womanly mannerisms and sometimes even womanly accessories or hairdo, but a fucking dirty upper lip/lower chin facial hair growth and flat chest.

They can't ALL be pooners...can they? But it would be even weirder if even half of them were 5'2 men with huge asses.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Here’s a great article about her written by a radical feminist, Carolyn Gage

I thought that was the source that talks about the thing I said here, but it's not. It does briefly mention what I was referring to, though:

As a final footnote, one of Brandon's friends has shared this story about the week between the rape and the murder:

On Christmas day of 1993, when Lisa brought Brandon back… from Falls City, [a friend] met him[Brandon] at the door and said "Hi Brandon" In reply [the friend] was told by Brandon that there was no Brandon, Brandon was gone. Her name is Teena. That didn't change at any point in that last week. (private email, December 20, 2004).

I swear I have read an article that went more into this bit, confirming that she wasn't identifying as a man anymore and considering getting help shortly before death. Hence the inscription on the grave is not transphobic even by TRA standards, and that's why I said it's Marsha situation once again.

Still, an interesting read. One thing that stood out to me:

To explain away her mother's persistent calls, Brandon told Heather that she had been born a hermaphrodite, but that JoAnn had chosen to raise her as a female in order to "keep her for herself."

I just realized how relatively common this is, for these people to claim to be intersex or another similar concept, and in a really uninformed way. I can somewhat see that with cases in the past, it was an attempt at damage control for safety reasons (although, in case with Teena, the danger was still self-imposed, despite the trauma that affected her behavior), but nowadays, when trans identities are normalized and these people rarely ever conceal their sex in first place, what's the point? Oppression points? Shallow attempt at trying to seem "interesting" without having to work on your personality and hobbies? Most likely.

I wonder if the types of plants typically the most available also play into this. Not all veggies and fruits are created equal and a lot of the most available to the western diet are supplemental more so than a main thing. Meat will give you protein and fats even if it is low quality meat.

Various types of Asian diet are rich in most nutrients thanks to different types of plants, mushrooms, and seaweed used for it, but none of them can replace animal products. From what I found, while there may be real environmental and health related concerns about consuming various types of meat, the best solution is either plan your diet better or substitute meat with fish, the latter is arguably better, according to various sources. Either way, veganism is a no-no for humans, you have to eat an animal.

That makes a lot of sense.
Humans simply didn't evolve to survive on a vegan diet, we're omnivores, and the vegan diet is just unhealthy and not good for people. They have to take vitamins because we simply did not evolve to survive with such a deficiency of vital nutrients.
Every vegan I've met has looked unhealthy and gotten tired easily, it's just an unhealthy lifestyle and people are not supposed to have such a deficient diet.

My one guy friend is now vegan and he is now suddenly complaining about hip pain. I told him that’s probably why but he seemed to ignore me lol He also drinks way more coffee than he used to, I imagine due to him lacking energy from food. Now I’m thinking of it, all the vegans I know are addicted to caffeine real bad.

Recently I felt like I'm unironically about to break down like a jenga tower. I can't even describe the pain I was in, it was pure agony, unlike anything else I have experienced. No painkiller was able to reduce it even for a little bit, my body parts were quite stiff, one wrong movement or not even movement but simple signal from my brain to the limb, telling it to move a specific way, led to pain I was screaming from, it was like I was genuinely getting my muscles torn apart or ripped from bones. I couldn't walk, I strained every muscle I could strain, couldn't even properly control my muscles.

I don't have any serious neuromuscular condition, apart from consequences of shrimping behind my desk for decades, which got fixed more or less anyway. This was simply magnesium deficiency.

I noticed how often pooners self-diagnose themselves with fibromyalgia. The mysterious debilitating pain syndrome with no apparent reason, with symptoms similar to mine, or generally aligning with common nutrient deficiencies. Hmm...

 

[Big Beefus]

Yakub weeps


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its getting though out there.

I must pay homage to my creator:

 

[PS2 Kiryu]

Havent noticed her jewtuve channel link
Do people film themselves going on pretend dates by themselves? Why am I surprised when there are degenerates doing cum tasting reviews. Social media was a mistake.

Half the video is a pooners reinterpretation of Patrick Batemans morning routine, sans any molecule of masculinity. Then goes to watch a movie by herself and eat a taco at some beaner restaurant. What a date dood.

TINY

 

[Procrastinhater]

Blaire White tries to make sense of a truly bizarre and insane Pooner that makes even less sense than most Pooners.

 

[Brain Power]

I was searching for an example of muffin tops and I got a pooner image as one of the first results, instantly clockable by the zippertit bandages and MANLY curves

the image source in question
Here she is asking for opinions on "dick shorts".
"Halp? How to sex?"
"Halp? How to top? Strap ons gave me hecking panic attacks uwu"

 

[Izdaja Slika]

"Halp? How to top? Strap ons gave me hecking panic attacks uwu"

Oh, that's easy. You see, when you become sexually aroused, your penis will become turgid and erect and you can ohhhhhh I see the problem now never mind dudeguymanbro

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

Pooner "Ben" on The Chase. British quiz shows are fruitful for trannyspotting, although pooners are unsurprisingly rarer than hons. University Challenge is the main offender, Only Connect has had a few in recent years including a viscerally annoying spicy straight academic couple.

Ben wanted to put any money won towards marrying her "girlfriend." I'm pretty sure when she went up to the table to play she was holding a crutch with her left arm.

Spoiler: Ben's fate

Ben was the final player and took an offer of minus £7,000 with the blessing of the two teammates who had put £46,000 into the pot. In the final chase, one of Ben's answers was Pinocchio. The team set a target of 19 questions and were caught with about 10 seconds remaining, taking home nothing.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Pooner "Ben" on The Chase. British quiz shows are fruitful for trannyspotting, although pooners are unsurprisingly rarer than hons. University Challenge is the main offender, Only Connect has had a few in recent years including a viscerally annoying spicy straight academic couple.

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Ben wanted to put any money won towards marrying her "girlfriend." I'm pretty sure when she went up to the table to play she was holding a crutch with her left arm.

Spoiler: Ben's fate

Ben was the final player and took an offer of minus £7,000 with the blessing of the two teammates who had put £46,000 into the pot. In the final chase, one of Ben's answers was Pinocchio. The team set a target of 19 questions and were caught with about 10 seconds remaining, taking home nothing.

Hapa or Chinese or just an exceptionally mongoloid looking pooner- genuinely can't tell.

 

[Spob]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

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"Maia Poet" is a grifting exceptional individual, just discussed in the desister thread. She is arguing with sensible people in the comments of that X thread that noooo this is definitely because T is crippling these young women, and it's definitely NOT because young women who fall for the pooner scam are suggestible and psychologically prone to other types of mass hysterias/social contagions/somatic manifestations of psychological distress.

 

[Paper Machete]

"Maia Poet" is a grifting exceptional individual, just discussed in the desister thread. She is arguing with sensible people in the comments of that X thread that noooo this is definitely because T is crippling these young women, and it's definitely NOT because young women who fall for the pooner scam are suggestible and psychologically prone to other types of mass hysterias/social contagions/somatic manifestations of psychological distress.

The most obvious conclusion to me is that a lot of pooners are also munchies. T use can definitely impact health in fucked up ways but not in any way that requires mobility aids usually. I don't think Maia ever used hormones so I don't even know whether or not she has the surface level understanding most pooners seem to have on the subject.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Homosexuals didn't choose to die from this thing

Observably untrue.

they didn't want to have their lives ended by it.

Yeah, they just wanted to keep on being disgusting, immoral degenerates until they died. Which they did.

Heres some photos I took of a pooner at the Duesenberg club show a few months back.
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Ha! She dresses exactly like my Granny. Similar moustache, too.

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

Here's my schizo-tier take on the hip new canes and malingering phenomenon that seems to be sweeping the nation's youth, but especially pooners.
So we all know the type of pooner who's image of a man is some soft and unthreatening lil dood straight from muh japanese dojinshis, right?
I think the cane & unable stuff is all more posturing to create this performance of larping as a yaoi character. It's the same reason girls love that nose tube chick from The Fault in Our Stars, but Frankensteined onto the hot dude character just to double down on the retardation.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

she doesn't even have that much to begin with. What's the point? Just vying for the scars like some badge of honor?

This entire freak community its about victims points, we been seeing this shit since tumblr in 2012 or something

and her boyfriend who looked like every guy on the wrestling team

Even zoomer jocks have to settle for pooners, its so fucking over for those niggers

She became the lightbulbhead somalicel who woulda raped her


Just how fucking tiny she is? practically a pygmy

Almost like a sonichu medallion

She looked normal, now she looks like a weird midget.

This is what she reminds me off.
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Never thought I would see Illya Kuryaki and the Valderramas in the farms

That video is almost 30 years old tho

Being Somali. She was so cute but poor thing was probably treated garbage all her life.

All she had to do is marry a white soyjak who woulda been happy just cuz he didnt have to settle for a tranny

I think the cane & unable stuff is all more posturing to create this performance of larping as a yaoi character.

They realize they have become the guy who was a punchbag in school so they wear a cane so others will feel sorry about them, and special treatment too

Women just cant deal with the shit men have to live day by day

 

[Aquarius]

Cross-posting an Anisa Jomha pooner.

Spoiler: Bride of IanJak