Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Sneed Chuckson]

NIGGA WHAT

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What do you doods think about making a thread to compile posts like this? There are quite a few stories of pooners failing to larp as men and they're really funny, but they get buried under pooner art. I tried finding some of the ones I remember from checking the thread off-and-on, but didn't have much luck.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

me if this has been posted before, but this is the first I'm seeing of this year old reddit post[A] about a fujoshi who just heckin' loves cute gooks so she much be a dood! I gotta say, my troll senses are going off but at the same time, knowing about how real soul-bonding and other fan-fiction reading/writing female communities are, I could see this being real, too. What're your thoughts?

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Am I Trans or just Fujoshi?
Okay so I’m a girl you know, I was born one and identify as one! I of course support lgbtq and I’m just wondering if maybe I’m trans? Btw I’m 13

Well I really like Yaoi and specifically BL Manhwas, especially Manhwas and yaoi because they look more east asian and remind me of kpop idols that I ship (Of course I know that my ships probably aren’t real but it’s sooo cute!) Well anyways, sometimes I want to be a boy! Im straight so I like boys but if I was a boy then I’d be gay and that sounds cool! I heard that you don’t need dysphoria to be trans so maybe that’s me? I mean if I became a boy I would want to be a feminine one like in Some BL!

Ok like don’t get me wrong I am not fetishizing gay stuff like some people say about fujoshis, I also like straight romance sometimes? i just prefer BL because it’s cuter and like Korean mlm dramas! But I don’t know sometimes I watch them and I think about how if I were in a relationship with a boy I would be like meh but if I was a boy and with a boy it would be cool! But again I’m Not fetishizating mlm relationships, yaoi is for everyone right? It’s fine to like certain genres more than others! It’s not like I ship real boys in my class all the time I just think about BL when I see them being cutesy or whatever! And I know not all gay boys are like in yaoi

My favorite thing is a pooner chiming in to prove that the stereotype is true and just reinforce the fact that our current pooner trend is caused by yaoi and KPop.

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u/LunaTic1403[A] FTM | 22 | | 10.2.22 | 2.10.23 :
Funny, that's pretty much exactly how I was at that age, minus the K-pop idol thing tho.
Based on that alone, it's impossible to say if you're trans or not, and just because I was the same at your age, doesn't mean that you're trans as well. Keep an open mind to it, if you do end up realising that you're trans, then you have a community here who will help you, if you don't end up being trans, then that's perfectly fine as well.
You're just 13, give yourself time, it's hard to figure yourself out, especially at that age.
And I'm sorry to say it, buuuut yaoi is a way to fetishize gay relationships and sex I didn't wanted to hear that either back then. Do with this what you want, continue to read it if you feel like it, it's your choice, it didn't stop me either back then and you don't have to defend yourself or anything. If it makes you happy, it makes you happy and that's important as well.
Seriously reading your post made me feel like reading a post from my 13 year old self

u/Forsaken-Struggle-89[A]:
i see! i should probably stop

u/LunaTic1403 FtM | 22 | | 10.2.22 | 2.10.23 :
here are plenty of great queer comics out there, written by queer authors, maybe check them out instead, they are at least closer to reality Don't have any recommendations unfortunately.

u/Forsaken-Struggle-89:
Alright, I’ll check some out! I found one called cafe con lychee maybe I will read

"Don't do this!!!! It's fetishizing!!!! BTW, this is what I did when I was your age, too, but now I'm for real a gay man!"

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u/basilicux[A]:
Remove BLs and gay relationships from the equation entirely. Would you want to be a boy in all other aspects of life? Would you want to be a guy at your graduation ceremony, when you go grocery shopping, when you’re studying for exams, when you’re doing some extracurricular activity? Don’t think about “oh if I was a guy in this situation I could have a meet cute with some other cute guy” - no, just think about being a guy by itself.
Please try to distance yourself a little bit from how much BL and yaoi you consume. I know it feels like all fun and games and I definitely see a lot of myself in you when I was around your age or younger, but it’s not the healthiest and is pretty fetishizing to direct this much obsession not only toward gay men but specifically Asian men (saying this as a gay Asian guy) in the real world. Asian men are just regular people, not sexy dolls to play with. Thinking about BL when real life people are just being “cutesy” as you see them is also kinda gross.
You being trans certainly is a possibility, since when I was in my “fujoshi era” from 10-13 I identified as a bisexual cis girl/tomboy. I also thought it would be better to be a guy in a gay relationship than a girl in a straight relationship, and I did turn out to be a gay trans guy. But you have so much focus just on the sensationalized relationship aspect that it’s hard to tell.

 

[Procrastinhater]

What do you doods think about making a thread to compile posts like this? There are quite a few stories of pooners failing to larp as men and they're really funny, but they get buried under pooner art. I tried finding some of the ones I remember from checking the thread off-and-on, but didn't have much luck.

At first this thread was originally mainly for Pooner art, and I was going to make another one for other Pooner posting, but I couldn't find enough to make two seperate threads worth it, thats why I just added "anything Pooner related" to the sub title, so this become sort of a Pooner general, most of the posts aren't really art anymore.

If you want to make a thread for failed Pooner LARPs go for it, I'd be happy to help if you want.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Nothing screams "man" than a vision board. Camera-person is at a slight downward angle. Hips make the khakis look like jodhpurs.

This image has so much to offer.

I think it's nice that the psych ward let her have a real glue stick for her art therapy project. She did very neat work and I don't see any signs that she ingested any elements or used anything to self-harm. She will be moving to stepdown soon, with such organized attention to detail and focus.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

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"Hey pooner, I heard you pull your pants down all the way to go pee"
"Feels good man"

 

[goat sneed]

Dood, dood, dood, manly doods, doods... dooods.

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You walk into the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass. What are you doing?
I meant to post the same image myself cause Good Lord why did she think this was a good idea to post anywhere

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Pooner Vanessa weighs in on the Cass Review.

 

[Paper Machete]

Their insistance there is NO SIDE EFFECTS AT ALL is so utterly bizarre if you know even a tiny scratch off the surface about medicine. Every single pill or medical procedure will have side effects. THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THEM. If they didn't DO anything, they wouldn't be prescribed. Some of these effects are too severe in general or for the individual. However, overall, most are more beneficial than they are harmful and so they're used to the best judgement of medical professionals.

You would think if you thought any of this a legit medical treatment you wouldn't argue there are no side effects, but that instead, there are but not any more so than lots of other procedures, and it should be up to the doctors working with the patient to figure out what their risk is and how best to proceed from there. You'd argue there is a proper risk/benefit analysis for patients with "dysphoria", as with anything else that needs medical intervention.

We all know that there are massive ill effects for pretty much anyone on them. But it's still bizarre they don't concede anything. Even if it would make them likely to argue better. They're so extreme about their positions they refuse to even be persuasive.

It's just this one specific thing that magically there are no adverse effects of pills and surgeries for. Even when those same pills and surgeries would be god awful for any other patients in any other context. The special brain ghosts that trans people have magically makes these 100% good for every tranny no questions asked.

 

[Aunt Carol]

. Every single pill or medical procedure will have side effects. THAT'S THE PURPOSE OF THEM. If they didn't DO anything, they wouldn't be prescribed. Some of these effects are too severe in general or for the individual. However, overall, most are more beneficial than they are harmful and so they're used to the best judgement of medical professionals.

This is one of the things that continually re-peaks me.

For the most part, it's Lupron. You don't have to pull the cheap trick of saying "b-but they use that to sterilize sex offenders!" There are lots of testimonies from people who had it for precocious puberty or egg donations or endometriosis; it's some strong stuff.

It would be so easy for the trans-activist doctors to say "yup, lots of side effects, but it's worth it for the trans kids' mental health." They're already co-signing suicide threats for saying "no" to a trans person; this is a lateral move.

But instead, they say that Lupron has no side effects whatsoever. I don't know how anyone could say that.

Maybe I missed it and the party line goes on to say "...if your thyroid explodes from the Lupron, it means your transgender identity wasn't strong enough."

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

There are lots of testimonies from people who had it for precocious puberty or egg donations or endometriosis; it's some strong stuff.

Hell, you can look up people's testimonies who had it for cancer and almost everyone talks about the horrible side effects of it, the loss of bone and muscle mass and for females, getting thrown into menopause.

Just here's a few testimonials:

"I was having depression, hot flashes, I was having night sweats, I would break out in tears for no reason at all, and I would be shaking cold one minute and hot the next minute. There was also muscle weakness. The other thing is I gained a tremendous amount of weight. I went from 165 pounds to almost 190 pounds. That was within a five-month period of time. " (male)

In terms of the physical things, the Lupron also reduces your bone mass. While you don’t feel that, it is a concern, so I took a lot of calcium during this time.

I was doing load-bearing exercises, walking, lifting weights, and doing what I could to try and mitigate the loss of bone mass.” (male)

"Lupron shot throws you into menopause really fast. So I’m having hot flashes. I have really bad mood swings." (female)

https://thepatientstory.com/cancer-treatments/hormone-therapy/lupron-side-effects/

But I guess people with magical gender feelings react completely different to it?

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

I had blithely assumed that young people taking Lupron must react to it differently than did my loved one who took it as an adult with cancer. Looking back on it that was a crazy thing to think. Now knowing the impact it had and has on a late 60 to 70's man, who obviously has less circulating testosterone anyway, I can't imagine what it must do to a person in their teens experiencing much higher levels.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I want to like Maia but she comes off as a narcissistic grifter and is a huge oppression Olympian. I agree with everything she said here but going off what others on this website have said about her 90% of her twitter is trying to dick ride her way to fame or popularity. She gives off massive Cluster B vibes.

That's the problem with a lot of the detransitioners tbh. They still didn't fix the underlying issue and now just grift and attention seek on the other side of the coin.

 

[Cronchyapple]

That's the problem with a lot of the detransitioners tbh. They still didn't fix the underlying issue and now just grift and attention seek on the other side of the coin.

Yes. 100% agree. The cluster B signs are still there and they cured nothing - just found a new way to gain attention, milk sympathy, and manipulate people. Same shit different day.

 

[Cool Dog Returns]

but it's never too late to stop living a retarded lie.

Nah it can be too late, some of these bitches are too far off will come to a realization and rope

They say Ethiopians/Somalis are "the most beautiful Africans"

Ethiopians, somalis were always inbreed pisslamic lightbulb niggers

Poonerism comes off as selfharm

Troons also selfharm a lot and pooners are androphiliac, the yaoi shit is no different from what troons do

Bahahahahaa! oh fuck these pooners always deliver! I couldnt make this shit up, made my day

I refuse to believe someone can be that fucking retarded

Nigga they get a weiner made out of arm skin stapled to their fupa and think its a penis, theyre way past retarded

but they get buried under pooner art

Nigga what? theres hardly any art anymore here

 

[Aquarius]

Oliver Thorn’s forehead is so shiny in this post someone shared in the Tony “Erin” Reed thread. It inspired me to make a CHUBE, but I’m still trying to figure these pooner cartoons out. They’re deceivingly simplistic.

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[Muskcarpone]

Finally, all those of us with loved ones who already "have everything they need" can get them the perfect Christmas present! A "SEXY" pooner calendar!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Talk about selling into a limited market.

 

[Rainbow Child]

 

[a feel]

Finally, all those of us with loved ones who already "have everything they need" can get them the perfect Christmas present! A "SEXY" pooner calendar!

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Even from the wee little thumbnail image on the screen of my mobile I could immediately identify the person in the avatar as female. Funny how that works....

You will never be a man, and much less a hunk, little pooner....

 

[Uncle Bunkle]

Talk about selling into a limited market.

I dunno. I think gag gifts are still pretty in, right?