Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Preacher ✝]

In the Hall of the Mountain King is the orchestration Shoe uses at the beginning. The composer of that song hated that song and made it as a parody of what an unsophisticated person might like about orchestra. Truly poetic.

In the Court of the Crimson King is much better anyway.

Though I suspect Shoe used that song because of this:

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

If internet mano-politics (which she’s gesturing toward) were behind the election results Trump’s coalition would be mostly black and brown.

The only demographic groups to move towards Democrats from 2020 to 2024 were whites (men and women) and black women. Everyone else, black men, latinos, asians, etc. shifted Republican.

 

[Berrakh]

The only demographic groups to move towards Democrats from 2020 to 2024 were whites (men and women) and black women. Everyone else, black men, latinos, asians, etc. shifted Republican.

Masked by lower turnout.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Masked by lower turnout.

....you mean a dearth of fraudulent votes.

 

[PompCatkin]

June is a fat old ugly whore

 

[Major]

She's not that bad. Just a lying bully girl. That's all.

 

[Berrakh]

She's not that bad. Just a lying bully girl. That's all.

My understanding is that girlcows are more pathetic than bad.

For me I just can’t really fathom how even a lonely man can’t see through the improbable overlapping of interests, or the exploitation of their desires for female respect/companionship, especially when she has nothing insightful to say. It’s juuust so fake.

 

[CheeseSteakJackRabbit]

My understanding is that girlcows are more pathetic than bad.

For me I just can’t really fathom how even a lonely man can’t see through the improbable overlapping of interests, or the exploitation of their desires for female respect/companionship, especially when she has nothing insightful to say. It’s juuust so fake.

Look at her mean girl tweets that she routinely purges and you'll see the Mr.Hyde part to her Uwu.

The problem with girls who need attention like this is that they will do whatever it takes to maintain it, especially using others. In this case her fan base of simps.

 

[Mayble Murple]

Nulls stream really opened my eye to Sh0e. Now I notice things which I never did earlier like how she says audacity in every video of hers to key jangle about Jersey Shore. Very weird, does she even think there are 2011 4channers following her around now? Or is it the BPD?

 

[Kiwi Basement Stalker]

For me I just can’t really fathom how even a lonely man can’t see through the improbable overlapping of interests, or the exploitation of their desires for female respect/companionship, especially when she has nothing insightful to say. It’s juuust so fake.

Only low IQ men fall for June's shit, if they were slightly smarter then they wouldn't be her fans. They would either have someone even better looking with more insightful views to paypig to or be able to get an irl partner.

June's main appeal is that she isn't too beautiful and doesn't say anything thought provoking, so she appears more obtainable and is relatable for her simps.

TLDR - June's retarded low intellect takes makes her equally retarded hordes of parasocial husbandos feel smart.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Nulls stream really opened my eye to Sh0e. Now I notice things which I never did earlier like how she says audacity in every video of hers to key jangle about Jersey Shore. Very weird, does she even think there are 2011 4channers following her around now? Or is it the BPD?

She knows the Nikki Lasagna video was her peak and she will never create anything that good ever again.

 

[CheeseSteakJackRabbit]

Nulls stream really opened my eye to Sh0e. Now I notice things which I never did earlier like how she says audacity in every video of hers to key jangle about Jersey Shore. Very weird, does she even think there are 2011 4channers following her around now? Or is it the BPD?

She has videos of being a Jersey Shore Guido going all the way to her teenage years which is when she went to 4chan and decided to wear Boxxy as a skin suit because back then Boozy was getting a lot of attention from simps and June wanted the same.

June dropped the first LARP when the second got her more attention. Since it's still working expect to see her be a uwu smoll bean quirky e-girl at age 40.

 

[Major]

Question is: will she ever outgrow it? Will she be 60 and still doing that crap? Being a queen bee in the nursing home at 80? You'd think she would just give it a rest eventually.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Dude... June's whole life is the interbuttz. She's never gone a day without it. Of course she won't outgrow the asspats.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

I think she'll mellow out naturally because of kid/s or be forced to by her husband. She's kinda boring already and a low-priority target for soyboys and thots. Compared to a trainwreck like Greg or a circus like Sargon "I wouldn't even rape her" Akkad, she's aged into being an internet z-lister somewhat gracefully.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Question is: will she ever outgrow it? Will she be 60 and still doing that crap? Being a queen bee in the nursing home at 80? You'd think she would just give it a rest eventually.

It's her personality now. Boxxy was playing a role, Shoe decided she had to become the character and she's stuck with it. She still styles herself as the character: clothes, hair, makeup. No 32 years old woman with a real life looks like Shoe.



This is a month ago. She still looks like her parents drive her to anime conventions, but 30.

(FTR, her style can be updated for her age. She won't do it because she knows she will look her age.)

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

It's her personality now. Boxxy was playing a role, Shoe decided she had to become the character and she's stuck with it. She still styles herself as the character: clothes, hair, makeup. No 32 years old woman with a real life looks like Shoe.

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This is a month ago. She still looks like her parents drive her to anime conventions, but 30.

(FTR, her style can be updated for her age. She won't do it because she knows she will look her age.)

Luckily for her she isn't a dude and didn't catch the Norwood reaper LOL. she'd be on suicide watch. Inb4 gray hair

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Shoe...time to retire the eyeliner. She's going to end up like those old blonde women that still cake black eyeliner on that makes their eyes look super tiny.

 

[Kiwi Basement Stalker]

Shoe...time to retire the eyeliner. She's going to end up like those old blonde women that still cake black eyeliner on that makes their eyes look super tiny.

As well as stop using filters that make her eyes even bigger and stop widening her eyes like a deranged lunatic every time she eye-rapes the camera for her retarded weeaboo simps.

You can tell June thinks the big eyes make her look like a cute UWU anime girl. Anime style facial and body proportions don't translate well into real life and will look increasingly more freakish as she gets older.
Despite being her her early 30s, she already looks like a crazed mentally challenged patient, even with all the make up and beauty filters working in overload.

What June thinks she will forever look like:

What June will actually end up looking like:

It's her personality now. Boxxy was playing a role, Shoe decided she had to become the character and she's stuck with it. She still styles herself as the character: clothes, hair, makeup. No 32 years old woman with a real life looks like Shoe.

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This is a month ago. She still looks like her parents drive her to anime conventions, but 30.

(FTR, her style can be updated for her age. She won't do it because she knows she will look her age.)

June will hang onto the UWU grift for as long as she can.

It's not just the attention whoring aspect but also financial, she will lose her paypigs if she tries to revamp herself into something more appropriate for her age and life experience. June knows her audience is made up of weaboos who jack off to 2D anime girls that just want their retarded sociopolitical takes reflected back onto them.


June doesn't really talk about her kid or child rearing, not to protect the privacy of her kid but because she wants to give the illusion of still being a young childless single woman and therefore, good waifu material. It's the age old - out of sight, out of mind for her fans.

People with online careers in the socialpolitical sphere end up yapping about their experiences and views on marriage and raising children once they get to that stage of their life. Especially if they are part of the right-winged/conservative area because it fits well with the pro-marriage and family narrative, and it legitimizes their political stance and personal credibility.

If June starts talking about being a mother (and wife) then she will shatter the delusions of her paypigs that she's their young UWU waifu.


Her situation isn't any different from a lot of asian idols and celebrities who purposely cultivate a parasocial audience and grift as their husbando/waifu.

 

[Major]

It's her personality now. Boxxy was playing a role, Shoe decided she had to become the character and she's stuck with it. She still styles herself as the character: clothes, hair, makeup. No 32 years old woman with a real life looks like Shoe.

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This is a month ago. She still looks like her parents drive her to anime conventions, but 30.

(FTR, her style can be updated for her age. She won't do it because she knows she will look her age.)

She's all makeup and lighting. We all know she looks like leafy under all that and has other enhancements. Plus she's bald.