🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Chad Holdenford]

I want a Ralph version of it's a wonderful life where it shows everyone's life is far better off without him

It's a Gunterful Life

That's real life already.

 

[MadStan]

I want a Ralph version of it's a wonderful life where it shows everyone's life is far better off without him

It's a Gunterful Life

He sincerely believes people enjoy his visits and is utterly certain that those who say otherwise are just trolling him. He is utterly oblivious as to how he is perceived by others.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Every family has an Ethan they dread showing up at the holidays. And I'm sure most of them would be overjoyed that they fucked off to Mexico.

 

[FiveStarAce]

He sincerely believes people enjoy his visits and is utterly certain that those who say otherwise are just trolling him. He is utterly oblivious as to how he is perceived by others.

He also believes that friendships and romantic partnerships are exclusively transactional, that his father was a saint and that his penis is quite sizeable, actually. Ralph is a miserable maelström of shitty white trash parenting, drug abuse and mouth rape, but yet... when you put all his fuck ups together, he's just too funny to not laugh.

 

[JAKL II]

Merry Christmas Ralphabros and Ralphasistas! We saw what happened long term. Suffah piggy!
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Has she really been gone 18+ months? Fuck does the time fly.

 

[MadStan]

He also believes that friendships and romantic partnerships are exclusively transactional, that his father was a saint and that his penis is quite sizeable, actually. Ralph is a miserable maelström of shitty white trash parenting, drug abuse and mouth rape, but yet... when you put all his fuck ups together, he's just too funny to not laugh.

Now now, there is no need to be mean; you know little Piggie reads these forums and might get upset by what you wrote - he is soft skinned like most domesticated swine.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I want a Ralph version of it's a wonderful life where it shows everyone's life is far better off without him

It's a Gunterful Life

Daddy! Internet teacher says that every time a bottle clinks a demon gets another drug addict to torment!

Das rite son... das rite...

 

[Rage Pig]

Low-key and relaxing, alogs once again proven wrong, it was a beautiful Guntmas. Imagine being surrounded by a loving family, that's not relaxing at all!

 

[Tofu Dust]

Low-key and relaxing, alogs once again proven wrong, it was a beautiful Guntmas. Imagine being surrounded by a loving family, that's not relaxing at all!
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So after all the begging and crying to the judge, he didn't go and see Xander today? That's actually really sad, he licked that boot for nothing.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I want a Ralph version of it's a wonderful life where it shows everyone's life is far better off without him

It's a Gunterful Life

Ralphamale's Web.

 

[porkWellington]

Warrant: QUASHED

Children: UNSEEN

Physical therapist: CREEPED OUT

Christmas: ALONE

Term: LONG

Yup, it's an epic Ralphamale Christmas.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

every day is low key and relaxing to him lol all he does is sit at a computer and fart

 

[Lidl Drip]

Has she really been gone 18+ months? Fuck does the time fly.

Rozy must look completely different now than when he last saw her and posted her all over Twitter to own the a-logs. Good for her and Amanda for keeping her away from Ralph and off the Internet. She won't have a single memory or Ralph and that's a good thing.

Both Xander and Rozy have loving families now that are showering them in gifts, keeping them fed, clean, healthy and not wanting for a thing. All those things Ralph could never manage to do because he's a selfish boghog.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Rozy must look completely different now than when he last saw her and posted her all over Twitter to own the a-logs. Good for her and Amanda for keeping her away from Ralph and off the Internet. She won't have a single memory or Ralph and that's a good thing.

Both Xander and Rozy have loving families now that are showering them in gifts, keeping them fed, clean, healthy and not wanting for a thing. All those things Ralph could never manage to do because he's a selfish boghog.

> Vickers can't even pull 200 on a lifestream
> Harry's sportsball Team can't even win the championship

By Ralphs metric, total failures

 

[AncientPhosphur]

every day is low key and relaxing to him lol all he does is sit at a computer and fart

“I also go out for torta’s and to flash my aryan baby blues at Mexican hookers! Totally owned alog! Another Ralphamale victory!”

 

[There Is Light At The End]

“I also go out for torta’s and to flash my aryan baby blues at Mexican hookers! Totally owned alog! Another Ralphamale victory!”

"Time to reward mahself with some xannyberries"

 

[Rage Pig]

"Time to reward mahself with some xannyberries"

He unboxed so many xannieberries that the missed his Boxing Day Killstream.

 

[T00L Nigger]

He unboxed so many xannieberries that the missed his Boxing Day Killstream.

Imagine being such a retarded charity case you missed a holiday made for broke niggers to get donations.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

He unboxed so many xannieberries that the missed his Boxing Day Killstream.

Don't worry. There's a reason why every year that I wish it could be Guntmas everday. Where the xannies are popping and the horses are all named May-ay. Was just another Guntmas miracle.

 

[Random Internet Person]