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Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.

Very lady like.

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A. G. Peak said:
In the comments under a post about the "talking buttons" he uses with FuzzFace, Dave explains why a "litter box clean" button is unnecessary. (Post)

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It's difficult enough for me to get down on my knees to clean the litter box once every several days, and I don't even have DeBiLiTaTiNg BaCk PaIn like Dave does. Maybe he's figured out a way to use his special guitar-playing muscles for that task.
 
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Trombonista said:
In Japan, it's customary to knock on the door of a public bathroom to find out if it's occupied.
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I always knock on the door. Stalls too, if I can’t see feet. Hell, I’ve even knocked when I was 98% sure no one was in there. It‘s a matter of courtesy, imo.

I think it all started when I was little and I saw an old (1970s) episode of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood, where Fred goes to tour a kindergarten, and makes sure to knock on the doors when the teacher shows him the bathrooms (despite him knowing they were 100% not occupied). Funny how little things like that can leave such an impression when you’re a kid.
 
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Not Dr. Evil said:
Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.

Very lady like.

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Is he taking a shit with the bathroom door open? Curious. I’ve only known men who are extremely domineering do that (usually in pubs). Literally never known a woman to do it.

God I hope that cat is okay.
 
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In the Sick of It said:
If Dave's not lying at least something in that house will actually be clean, so that cat has a better chance of being healthy in that gross apartment. Dave strikes me as the type of dude that would just let it fill with shit and forget it exists.
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In the experience of persons I shall not name, cats do not allow that. They rededicate you to quality service by shitting in your favorite shoes.

Usually just one such lesson teaches you all you need to know about timely litterbox cleaning.

Or so I'm told.
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Is he taking a shit with the bathroom door open? Curious. I’ve only known men who are extremely domineering do that (usually in pubs). Literally never known a woman to do it.

God I hope that cat is okay.
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It’s not too strange for a person living alone, especially one who has a pet that likes to hang out in there with them and would throw a fit if the door is closed, keeping them out
 
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Bookwork said:
In the experience of persons I shall not name, cats do not allow that. They rededicate you to quality service by shitting in your favorite shoes.

Usually just one such lesson teaches you all you need to know about timely litterbox cleaning.

Or so I'm told.
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I've only made that mistake once in my life as a cat owner. My cat made sure to let me know. He positioned himself on the carpet in front of me, locked his eyes with mine, and just pissed full force, keeping eye contact with me the entire time. Then he just walked out of the room at a casual pace. The message I got was "Clean my fucking box you retard, and feel free to clean this up at your convenience. If my box isn't cleaned by the time I need to use it, your bed is next." He was never a cat to send mixed messages. His wants and needs were always very clearly communicated. He was a great cat for 16 years. RIP Seb (short for Sebastian).

DogSnoopySnoop said:
It’s not too strange for a person living alone, especially one who has a pet that likes to hang out in there with them and would throw a fit if the door is closed, keeping them out
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I can verify this.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
I really don't think Dave owns a vacuum. His floor is absolutely filthy, and he keeps FuzzFace's food—including wet!—directly on the carpet.
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Oh God, I can smell those photos. The cheap wall-to-wall carpet with mysterious stains, the piles of trash everywhere, the used to-go boxes, the gritty un-vacuumed floors, the faint ammonia odor of cat piss in the air, the cat hair covering everything.

Not Dr. Evil said:
Dave took a picture of himself taking a dump with the cat on his lap.

Very lady like.

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The contrast of the adorable cat with the squalid troon den it's being forced to live in reminds me of the Tenacious Unicorn ranch thread when they took in that stray cat Wisp. (:_(

Fuzz seems to be happy enough for now, so I guess we can only hope he's tapping into whatever ability Dave still has to care about a being other than himself.
 
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