Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Reverend Chopper]

Here he is applying the onion.

Here's another angle for the full effect.

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I feel like you guys have been missing out. There's a lot I'm probably forgetting off the top of my head.

Speaking of, are you guys aware of the onion/mayo treatment for his trick or teria? He literally rubs onions and mayonnaise on his head and says it's working, that his hair is growing back?

Speaking of, he actually mentions it in today's video..

Here he is applying the onion.

Here's another angle for the full effect.

Just watched this. I don't think that's new hair growth, it's probably just dirt. Also, almost every time you see his fingernails they're black. Not like this guy works on cars or in construction, why are his hands always so filthy? Does he shove his fingers up his ass?

 

[Achaemenes]

Just watched this. I don't think that's new hair growth, it's probably just dirt. Also, almost every time you see his fingernails they're black. Not like this guy works on cars or in construction, why are his hands always so filthy? Does he shove his fingers up his ass?

Eww dude. Gross! No way, butt stuff is totally gay and he hates it. Josh hates anything remotely gay.

Pretty sure his ex-girlfriend (Stefanie) dumped him because he wouldn't stick it in her butt. (Or so he says) Because that's totally gay and gross.

No way he would ever do butt stuff on his own. He's made videos dedicated to proving he's not gay.

Stop talking about gay butt stuff you faggot.

P.s thank you for the hair dying video. I needed that in my life.

My pleasure. As I continue to archive and build the wiki I'm sure I'll find some more specific videos and shit I recommend.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He's probably trying something else along with the onion treatment, or it's the remains of hair dye or some kind of coloring in an attempt to give his hair a "fuller" look. It could also just be his lack of proper hygiene, like his dirty finger nails, but unlike his nails I doubt his head consists of tobacco, grease, and food particles. At least that's what I'm hoping is under his nails.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Josh finally hit 5k subscribers, and celebrates by shreddin'.

Here's to the road to 10k, you crazy-eyed bastard.

 

[Achaemenes]

You think he has an onion under that bandanna? Someone donated another $40 to do the T-Rex Burger challenge finally. He's been saying he would do it since he hit 4k subs. It's some burger that he says will cost $40 from wendys. Watch him blow it on tobacco again.

Here's his actual facebook by the way.
https://www.facebook.com/josh.saunders.5059601?fref=ts

Also, sorry for not updating the wiki in a bit. It's not letting me log in for some reason that I only half ass looked into.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

You think he has an onion under that bandanna? Someone donated another $40 to do the T-Rex Burger challenge finally. He's been saying he would do it since he hit 4k subs. It's some burger that he says will cost $40 from wendys. Watch him blow it on tobacco again.

Here's his actual facebook by the way.
https://www.facebook.com/josh.saunders.5059601?fref=ts

Also, sorry for not updating the wiki in a bit. It's not letting me log in for some reason that I only half ass looked into.

Oh shit, that's right. He hasn't done the T-Rex Burger challenge yet lol. But yeah, no, he's going to blow it on tobacco. He's blown his donations on useless shit/shit for himself in the past, so chances are he'll do it again.

Also no need to rush on the wiki page. I'd rather have it be a quality article than a quick and sloppy one.

 

[fak life]

The amount of inaccurate information in the OP saddens me.

 

[JSGOTI]

The amount of inaccurate information in the OP saddens me.

By all means then, new friend, enlighten us with your tales and factual information about this person you're obviously not.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

The amount of inaccurate information in the OP saddens me.

Yes, please, go ahead. Enlighten us.

Also here's Josh trying to sing. I can't actually hear him since the lyrics overlap his singing.

 

[fak life]

Heres an re-upload of his onion hair growth video that he deleted earlier today. literally puts an raw onion onto his bald receding head, and uses his bandanna to hold it in place.

I may come back tomorrow and correct the "facts about Josh the Cobra lord" As a small majority of them are slightly inaccurate, I lack the motivation or energy to do so now.

But for example, Scotty is not the Hobo your thinking of. This is Scotty's aka "Homeboy Scotty"- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6OexZFxLlrzLChw8V1uEOg

 

[Broseph Stalin]

But for example, Scotty is not the Hobo your thinking of. This is Scotty's aka "Homeboy Scotty"- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6OexZFxLlrzLChw8V1uEOg

Shit, yeah. I just now noticed this after re-reading the OP. Going to make a quick edit to it, and thanks for pointing that out.

 

[Achaemenes]

Heres an re-upload of his onion hair growth video that he deleted earlier today. literally puts an raw onion onto his bald receding head, and uses his bandanna to hold it in place.

I may come back tomorrow and correct the "facts about Josh the Cobra lord" As a small majority of them are slightly inaccurate, I lack the motivation or energy to do so now.

But for example, Scotty is not the Hobo your thinking of. This is Scotty's aka "Homeboy Scotty"- https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6OexZFxLlrzLChw8V1uEOg

Feel free to double check the wiki as well. Like I mentioned earlier I'm having some issues logging in so I haven't bothered fixing it yet.
It was non-existent until I got here so it still needs some work.

A little more formatting, details, and direct links to videos regarding events are missing.

 

[Deez Nuts]

His facebook is kind of funny. He interacts with people a lot and most is public:

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I talked about my dick for a paragraph but I need more confidence.

I only went back to 2015, but there is a lot more. Picture this and just a ton of weed memes and smoke 420 err-day stuff

 

[Achaemenes]

EDIT 1/13/2017: Updated OP with info from @Achaemenes.


So here's a some facts about Josh the Cobra lord:

• Subscribers mean a lot to him due to his channel being pretty small (About 3,660 or so subscribers at the time of writing) and has a few videos celebrating subscriber milestones despite being only a few hundred subscriber difference, whereas most YouTubers tend to make these whenever they hit 500k, 1 mil, etc.
• He has befriended a local stoner named Scotty, who goes by the name of homeboyscotty. One of Josh's only true friends who tries to help Josh in any way he can. They both bum smokes, spice, and alcohol from one another and hang out pretty frequently despite not being shown in every video. Despite most of King Cobra's fans, viewers, and trolls alike hating the everloving fuck out of Scotty (before finding out he's one of Cobras actual friends). (See below)
  
• He's an avid Mountain Dew connoisseur. He likes Mountain Dew Voltage in his Voltage review, so he's alright in my book.
• He tends to have "nice guy" tendencies, but has dated a girl named Ami from February 2015 until around around or before September 2015. She broke up with him after he became jealous of her "guy friends". She is in jail as of September 2015 with a bond set at $1000. Josh expressed a great deal of pleasure and satisfaction over hearing she was arrested.
  
• Josh believes that not only is he a nice guy when it comes to Ami but Stephanie as well who he cheated on with some fat gas station whore in exchange for one exaggerate.
• He has a thing for sex dolls. Just let the video below explain it.
  
• He works for his local Wendy's. Yes, another lolcow working for Wendy's. From what I have gathered he's still employed, but they cut him down to one shift a week after he failed to show up and made mistakes while at work. His choice of a weed-pentagram tattoo may have led to this as well.
• Given that Wendy's hasn't fired him yet, he may be on some kind of disability benefits and therefore can't be fired without some kind of shitstorm being stirred up. LOLNOPE he got fired after his boss discovered his YouTube channel and saw KingCobra talking shit about everyone.
• He has his own Subreddit (See links below)
• He is a smoker, known to smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipe tobacco, marijuana, and recently spice. You'll notice when he's high on spice when he's groggy with a crackling voice.
• He suffers from tricateria (Trichotillomania) and believes he's not suffering from male pattern baldness but instead it's due to him picking his hair out.
  
• He may or may not have a crush on a girl named Bailey that he supposedly went to high school with who is, in his words, "pretty much a female version of [him]" (She is a goth who likes snakes, has Aspergers, listens to Cradle of Filth (His favorite band), and smokes a tobacco pipe). Despite many calling him out on his shit and insisting that Bailey is made up, he constantly claims she is real and will make a video with her when/if they hit it off.
• He voted for Gary Johnson in the 2016 election because, well....take a wild guess.
  
• He nearly burned down his home trying to deep fry french fries.
• He received a $1000 sex doll from a fan only to have it stolen from him less than 24 hours later by a thief that broke into his apartment. Police later found the King's previous sex doll in the back of a meth addict's car, stripped apart for scrap metal. But holy fuck, this never really happened! Josh had a ferocious fuck session and ended up wrecking the delicate fake vagina of the sex doll, and in a fit of rage he destroyed the sex doll. He proceeded to blame the supposedly shitty quality of the sex doll and shitty shipping rather than his rough usage of it.

Made a few edits in your post. Nothing major if you'd like to review it.

Up to you, but I would add a few things from the lolcow wiki about him in the OP as well regarding his dark magic and shit.

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Josh Saunders is a balding autistic goth who believes he's got the voice of an angel and the guitar shredding skills comparable to the devil himself. He's completely delusional, smokes pounds of tobacco a week, drinks regularly and blames all of his terrible choices and problems on Aspergers on YouTube. He believes he is capable of performing black magic and believes he can conjure thunderstorms at will. He was even special enough to have a full length documentary filmed and edited by trapped who is also known for his work with Million Dollar Extreme.

He is assumed to have been born and raised in Valley City, North Dakota before moving to Casper, Wymong, where he attended County High School. He is bullied a lot because of his Aspergers syndrome, and is often accused of being "creepy" for checking out girls. At some point he is on the wrestling team, where he remained on the team long enough to receive a letterman jacket before deciding the sport was "gay", resulting in his departure from the team. He discovers the band Cradle of Filth and begins to identify as a goth. At 18, he gets a tattoo of the "Cool S" everybody drew in elementary school, calling it the symbol of his new religion.

Also, I think it'd be a good idea to include the gothickingcobra52 archive in the OP. tinyurl.com/peachmonster666

Now, here's Josh's new video. Nothing exciting. It makes for good background noise I suppose. Looks like he's either on spice or coming down from it again. Someone sent him fan mail and he talks about black magic and shit. The letter sent to him from the fan suggests he leaves comments disabled but a majority of those who watch him hope he doesn't. He goes back and forth on it but there's sometimes some funny comments from people using his picture and names like "Onion Head"

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His facebook is kind of funny. He interacts with people a lot and most is public:

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Beautiful.

 

[Achaemenes]

Well motherfuckers a lot has happened since Kiwi went down.

This fucking guy has a new sex doll from a fan.. Except this one is child sized. I suggest watching the whole thing there are a few disturbing moments.. It's a fucking ventriloquist act with a loli doll.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Wow.

A guy that wakes up everyday and hopes to be Razorfist...

 

[Reverend Chopper]

He posts videos with ventriloquist dummies and sex dolls, then wonders why he can't find a girlfriend.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Well, shit. Guess I'm going to have to get back to managing this thread now that we're back lol.

 

[Achaemenes]

Well, shit. Guess I'm going to have to get back to managing this thread now that we're back lol.

I'll help whenever I get a chance as well as the wiki. This should definitely be a good time to keep up with Josh since he has a Loli sized sex doll on his lap now.

New videos.

Josh finally gets a bath! Some onion juice and nicotine has been cleaned off. His crusty sour ear guauging primarily being cleaned while his "friends" take advantage of his tobacco supply sent from a fan.

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Josh talks about trolls, sex with a doll (realizing she actually three holes for sex), finding a job, potential partners, etc.

A new fan edit was made as well..

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'll help whenever I get a chance as well as the wiki. This should definitely be a good time to keep up with Josh since he has a Loli sized sex doll on his lap now.

New videos.

Josh finally gets a bath! Some onion juice and nicotine has been cleaned off. His crusty sour ear guauging primarily being cleaned while his "friends" take advantage of his tobacco supply sent from a fan.

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Josh talks about trolls, sex with a doll (realizing she actually three holes for sex), finding a job, potential partners, etc.

A new fan edit was made as well..

God damn, I missed so much with this guy. I'm barely 2 minutes in to the Random Topics video and I'm already cringing at his "sexdoll sexcapades". When did he get into ventriloquism anyway? I mean, it's not as creepy as making his sex doll talk, but the fact he seems to have his own little "family" going makes me wonder about his mental state.