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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 331 31.7%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 528 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%

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I like Burt and find him funny, which I why I like him.

But I dont think this is just a performance, this is the same kind of crazy he reached when his clients didnt pay him. However, there is a performative aspect to it, one that he enjoys, but he would be doing this whether there were "fans" watching or not.

With that said, I dont care how far he goes. He could do serious harm to Connor and if it gets a chuckle outta me, well worth it.
 
"I know I'm a sex depraved psychopathic nigger, but please do not stop sending me money and excusing my antisocial behavior, White people. I'm just joking about every negative quality I display. I'm a method actor. Did I mention how high IQ I am? Please keep sending me money."
Unironically anytime burt sees pushback for something from the fans he claims hes just acting and its all a ruse. Hes a depraved sexaddicted nigger, thsi is his real self lol. Nothing wrong with that, its hilarious to watch him finally drag down somebody whos been breadcrumbing him. I can only hope Alex is the next target.
 
I like Burt and find him funny, which I why I like him.

But I dont think this is just a performance, this is the same kind of crazy he reached when his clients didnt pay him. However, there is a performative aspect to it, one that he enjoys, but he would be doing this whether there were "fans" watching or not.

With that said, I dont care how far he goes. He could do serious harm to Connor and if it gets a chuckle outta me, well worth it.
What is even his end goal with this, we all now know (confirmed if anything) that Connor is a gay, there really isnt much else to get out of him but Burt keeps pushing for something lol.
Content king.
 
Unironically anytime burt sees pushback for something from the fans he claims hes just acting and its all a ruse. Hes a depraved sexaddicted nigger, thsi is his real self lol. Nothing wrong with that, its hilarious to watch him finally drag down somebody whos been breadcrumbing him. I can only hope Alex is the next target.
I agree with most of what you say, other than there being nothing wrong with it. No one escapes God's wrath. I can take some pleasure in knowing that it will all coming crashing down in a matter of time. Deviant behavior has consequences 100% of the time. I just get the feeling when Burt's downfall happens, he won't just suffer silently- he'll drag others down with him. Whether that's someone like Connor who has it coming or is someone relatively innocent, I guess we'll wait and see.
 
I agree with most of what you say, other than there being nothing wrong with it. No one escapes God's wrath. I can take some pleasure in knowing that it will all coming crashing down in a matter of time. Deviant behavior has consequences 100% of the time. I just get the feeling when Burt's downfall happens, he won't just suffer silently- he'll drag others down with him. Whether that's someone like Connor who has it coming or is someone relatively innocent, I guess we'll wait and see.
I wonder how many bridges he's burned with his ex's. He's like the gay male version of a BPD slut and those types have similar bodycounts.
 
But I dont think this is just a performance


Yeah I think it's legit. Tbh, I think he's just incredibly salty that he got sidelined so Connor could fuck a tranny in his bed. Something about not getting any action that night blew a fuse is his cum addled brain. I don't think he cared if he got to fuck Connor, the hooker, or both, but he is seriously pissed that he was the "third wheel". He's made multiple comments about it, but he's always super careful to nestle them within other more bombastic claims (probably because he knows he's just being a jealous faggot).

He called into Binx's stream last night and told her that Connor calling a hooker over was like "ordering McDonald's when you're at a Five Star restaurant." "I get paid to fuck men. I'm a pro at it." he said, and legit could not understand why neither Connor nor the tranny wanted his dick.


I think he's also spazzing a bit from the ego hit he took from the tranny saying his dick was small and smelled bad, as it jeopardizes his self image of "dom top BBC sex god".


He was totally chill with everything Connor did until no one touched his dick.
 
I think he's also spazzing a bit from the ego hit he took from the tranny saying his dick was small and smelled bad, as it jeopardizes his self image of "dom top BBC sex god".
We've seen his dick. He wasn't really that big.
And his other fetish shit overlaps with being stinky, so that also tracks.

I hope he reigns it in, he's killing his sex business by showing how fast he'll resort to spilling everything about a client.
 
Rare Cowboy interview. He's talking about what it's like working as Production.

LARP spinoffs aren't off the menu and they still keep talking about the spaceship.
I hate this fat fuck interviewer, he sucks so bad. Negative charisma, cannot give a smooth transition to save his life, can't even feign interest. Cowboy did well anyway, he's a good storyteller and kept it entertaining.

Max Lagardi grew up in Long Island.
owns a "festival rig" and does festivals and shows.
first met Sam Hyde at the gym 4-5 years ago. Sam came in looking like a hobo and asked Max to be his personal trainer, turned him down.
describes his job as doing set design and a lot of creative touches
he's been involved with fishtank since it was just an idea
the cameras came from his buddy PJ who just had them in a warehouse
s1 house belonged to a friend TJ(?), they basically handed him a bag of money and asked how fast he could be out
two and a half weeks to prepare and get the s1 house wired up
s1 furniture wasn't ikea, it was actually expensive from Italy, $12,000 couch
brought in RichforBit(?) in s2 to help with a bunch of stuff
Maejok in s2.5 for tech stuff, he basically lives in the house
he doesn't like being in front of the camera. His character is a result of needing to fix things in the house
the networking equipment for bloodgames was all indoor-rated
the fish spending most of their time in schitty wasn't intentional, they were just more comfortable where they could see other people, it was a psychological thing
the downs was in somebody else's back yard
28:56 is the most comprehensive description of the flooding issue I've heard. Josie was plugging a hole with her hand at one point, and the flashing around an exhaust pipe for the boiler failed too
whoever flushed a rubber snake saved them, the plumber they called noticed a serious issue just before it became critical
they had to dig up the fucking pipes in the yard
"there was a zoning thing going on but that wasn't the cause" wrt s3
they were expecting starlink to be more mobile than it was
in a perfect world they would have gone with the setup that was described itt, but they only had an hour and a half to slap something together
that thing they hit picking up Jeff was a fucking rock
sleep deprived, he forgot to remove a gas nozzle from the RV before driving away
"we had a logistical person we brought on to help with vegas" Rebecca, she was on camera a couple times, she's with skankfest
head of securith was named Tony
they had two snipers on them at the gun range when they were using the machine gun
s1 house smelled worse than s2 due to the garbage in the garage
54:20 is some more info on the chickens
"he's just Frank Hassle, that's not a bit"
SPCA raided the house and took their hard drives
his favorite part of s3 was the tunnels, they went in first and went down the wrong tunnel
favorite of s2.5 was the bloodrave, s2 the swamp games, s1 he liked fucking with them as a shark and camping
Julian ran zipp
Sam's good about making sure people don't get too overwhelmed with work
they're planning to do traditional casting, renting out places to do in-person interviews
confirms fish got a day-rate in all seasons
favorite fish in s1 was Vance, his mom called in worried about the schizo act
favorite fish in s2 was TJ, because of his hero arc
didn't really have a favorite in s3, tossup between Luke and Binx
Jeff said Alex Stein helped get him on the show, but he probably meant Alex Schultz, who is "rainman of the homeless people" and is the source of all the hobos in the house
Summer was on camera the whole time
Nate was the shark with fleck camo, did "intricate details" for s2
Shaman Joe helped with s2, big guy with glasses
Chip is one of Jet's friends
missing archive footage - they switched from cloudflare to livepeer (they have a litany of issues), data got shuffled in the switch
there will be other locations in the future, but they're planning to use the s3 house again
the trailer for s1 was filmed in the house Max is streaming from
1:43:00 is a more detailed explanation of the audio setups
 
Rare Cowboy interview. He's talking about what it's like working as Production.

LARP spinoffs aren't off the menu and they still keep talking about the spaceship.
Figured id give some cliffnotes from this, some good deep lore
  • Cowboy says he first met Sam at the gym, when he walked in he thought he was a homeless guy because he of his unkempt appearance and he was wearing large boots with the laces undone. Says Sam approached him to be his personal trainer after he had been to the gym a few times and cowboy turned him down, met him again later while helping build stuff for some kind of job related to Sam and that's how he became a part of the crew.
  • Says during season 1 after they destroyed all the furniture in the house, they thought it was ikea trash but it was actually all expensive stuff they had to replace which cost thousands of dollars
  • Says the Doctor Disrespect guy works for a production company and designs sets for a living.
  • Cowboy says he is camera shy and does not like being infront of the camera much
  • Says he set up an elaborate 5G network and repeaters for Bloodgames, they wired it all with indoor cables as they didn't get outdoor stuff in time. Says he built the tower and base camp and Jet and others did everything else.
  • Cowboy says he cant confirm or deny that there will be a season 3.5, Jet said that there will not be a season 3.5 and no half season until 4.5, but Cowboy does say that something is happening over the summer
  • Says during season 1 during the camping challenge they had to excavate the front yard to fix the plumbing issues.
  • Cowboy says every season the town tries to shut down the show atleast twice, but is not why they changed locations every season
  • Cowboys says the mood was very grim and rough in the basement at the end of season 3, Sam just came up with the idea to have an RV trip spontaneously and that's why it happened. Says there was a zoning issue but that was not why they left the house. Alludes there is more he cannot speak about.
  • Says they only got 2 hours notice that they where actually doing the RV trip, the reason it was so scuffed was they where relying on starlink and it is horrible while on the move and basically only works while not moving.
  • Cowboy says he accidentally tore off a gas pump at a gas station because he drove off with it still attached
  • Cowboy says the gunrange was mob owned, and that while they where there they had 2 snipers aimed at them to make sure they didn't do anything crazy with the guns because of the calls they received from fans.
  • Says he didn't think any of the fish would win at the start of the season 3, says they where all far too normal to last in the fishtank environment.
  • Cowboy says 2 weeks after season 2 ended, the house got raided and all hard drives and tech was seized, because people sent videos of frank fucking with the chickens got sent to authority's and they thought they where abusing animals in the house and recording it
  • Says them losing the 50k at roulette was the best thing that could have happened, and makes a reference to "building the spaceship" SPACETANK IS A GO!
  • Says they are developing a better way to do first person cameras so they can use it more and more reliably
  • Throughout makes a few comments throughout the interview that during bloodgames, production was upset with the fish for not doing the quests or exploring the map, my personal opinion is that the fish where poorly motivated to do things on their own and often told to wait for production to be ready many times, also Vance constantly stopping them from being proactive didn't help.
  • Cowboy says casting for future seasons will open to fans, and they will probably do large casting calls at meeting halls/hotel meeting spaces, and you will get a chance to audition for the show and explain what you would bring to fishtank and people will be cast that way.
  • Says there goal for releasing world peace 2 is to come out before GTA6 so not till end of year. Says there should be 10 episodes.
  • Cowboy says having jimmy come on 2.5 was contentious for them because of his crashout on season 2, they had to have someone watching him at all times because of his issues.
  • Makes some brief comments about summer on season 2, they made sure to have her on camera at all times because of how she acted and she lied about her medical issues when she applied to get on the show and hid her mental conditions from them.
  • Says the total cost of fixing the season 1 house was 126 thousand dollars, says most of the damage was caused by the couch lost a leg and destroyed all the hardwood since it was moved all over the house.
  • Cowboy says the yard area of the season 3 house used to be a indoor pool and thats why the audio is so bad in there, none of it is properly treated so audio sucks in there, would cost 100k to fix it.
TL;DR things that stand out the most
Makes mention of something happening over the summer, but does not say if it will be a proper 3.5 style season. Also makes a couple references to spacetank, gives me great hope that will actually happen. Says that casting for futures seasons will be open casting and that they have to accept that getting contestants with no knowledge of the show is a thing of the past.

@Karen Horney you just beat me! I agree the interviewer guy is super low energy and acts disinterested the whole time. The only blessing is he knows to not talk over the person he is interviewing and let them do most of the talking.
 
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(Edit) Watching a woman tell Sam what to do (and him having to listen since she's the expert) is strangely cathartic.
Kind of sad looking back on this knowing he wasn't listening because she's an expert, but because there were snipers ready to blow his head off if he got uppity.

The wiggers must be really stupid to get raided by a fucking non profit LMAO
They probably got actual cops involved, but yeah. Oh to be a fly on the wall when Hyde hears they got their equipment stolen by a a bunch of hippies. :story:

Max mentioned and evidence sticker on their gear, was that ever posted?
 
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