Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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Kulee Baba said:
I suspect Juju’s live breakup with Ethan Ralph is just to get Daddy Null to notice him.
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I see him mention Josh occasionally, I wonder if he actually legitimately wants his attention or it's just another pointless beef? It feels like it is just jabs to antagonize someone he doesn't like.
To me, most of his interactions are just to create more meat for the content meat grinder.

I can't really get a read on, for lack of a better word that he "cares" about Null and Null's opinions. I highly doubt it. I wouldn't really call anything they had previously more than a working relationship.
 
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I know people don't like Podawful, but Milo Yiannopoulos has been on the show for the past few hours, and had a lot of crazy shit happening. Milo called Dick live and admitted to Ralph texting him all day and how angry he is at Ralph. Also, Podawful told Milo about the Juju thing, and Milo on the call with Dick tried to get Dick to moo and admit to being Juju the cow, didn't quite happen but it was quite funny. I will try and download the whole episode later, but I will update this post later with a clip from the live show in case it gets deleted from youtube.

EDIT: Clip here, just some context right before the call and right after the call. Jesse was talking with Milo about Dick for a good 15 minutes before this as well, didn't include it here because I figured the call was more important. I can clip that later if people want, or others can clip it. Reveal right at the beginning of the clip of Dick texting Milo back in 2019 cancelling him from coming on the show due to the controversy at the time, because Dick wanted to protect his Patreon money.

 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
Clip here, just some context right before the call and right after the call. Jesse was talking with Milo about Dick for a good 15 minutes before this as well, didn't include it here because I figured the call was more important. I can clip that later if people want
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That was great. It’d be cool to see the other clips you mentioned, too.

I’m trying to figure out exactly what Juju said in response to Milo saying that they could have really been there, really taken care of Ralph & helped him out after a show (once the content was done.) Juju says what sounds like, “you know, that’s not how it works here in Van Nuys” or “…with these guys.” I couldn’t make out the end of that fucked up slimy sleazeball sentence. Anyone else able to tell more clearly?

Everybody knows that Juju really doesn’t give a fuck about Ralph & never really has. So this has a slim chance of finally being what opens the Ralphamale’s eyes to the facts of Juju, that he kept stringing him along all these years. Not holding my breath, but it’d be a nice change. Shit, half of Ralph’s detractors treat him with more respect than Juju does. He’d be better off without his misplaced loyalty to that fake fat fuck.

ETA: it could have been “with Xanax” that Juju said, too. Always excuses with that guy.
 
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Rodeo Roadrunner said:
I know people don't like Podawful, but Milo Yiannopoulos has been on the show for the past few hours, and had a lot of crazy shit happening. Milo called Dick live and admitted to Ralph texting him all day and how angry he is at Ralph. Also, Podawful told Milo about the Juju thing, and Milo on the call with Dick tried to get Dick to moo and admit to being Juju the cow, didn't quite happen but it was quite funny. I will try and download the whole episode later, but I will update this post later with a clip from the live show in case it gets deleted from youtube.

EDIT: Clip here, just some context right before the call and right after the call. Jesse was talking with Milo about Dick for a good 15 minutes before this as well, didn't include it here because I figured the call was more important. I can clip that later if people want, or others can clip it. Reveal right at the beginning of the clip of Dick texting Milo back in 2019 cancelling him from coming on the show due to the controversy at the time, because Dick wanted to protect his Patreon money.

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I'll go out and say it. I like Podawful. I don't listen to him at all but he has a talent for showing up and making shit happen when a bunch of slugs like Juju are hiding from shit. This whole Ralph/Dick thing had all the signs of something that could have been fun but would have stagnated into nothing, but here's Jesse fucking around and stirring the pot. Guy was the one that threw diapers at Ralph's house back in the day, harmless but it gave him a panic attack and he's not hiding who he is when he does it.

He's in the same place I put Keemstar. Do I like Keem? Not really. Keem is an asshole who wants to shake money out of people in anyway he can. Keem doesn't care about watching weirdos in real time, but without Keem we wouldn't have Warski getting knocked out in 32 seconds, we wouldn't have Boogie and Wings retard fighting in a ring and we probably wouldn't have Sam Hyde yelling HASAN PIKER I'M COMING TO KILL YOU! There's something about what Keem and Jesse are that make things entertaining that would otherwise be boring, although I do think that type of person should be incredibly rare.

My point is he deserves his W for at least making something happen in a space where nothing ever fucking does.
 
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3MMA said:
Everybody knows that Juju really doesn’t give a fuck about Ralph & never really has. So this has a slim chance of finally being what opens the Ralphamale’s eyes to the facts of Juju, that he kept stringing him along all these years. Not holding my breath, but it’d be a nice change. Shit, half of Ralph’s detractors treat him with more respect than Juju does. He’d be better off without his misplaced loyalty to that fake fat fuck.
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Maddax and Ralph occasionally have spats but they’re always temporary. There is such overlap between paypigs that slapfighting beyond a few weeks causes both of them to lose money. The grift must go on.
Shark_ Sapiens_0001 said:
I see him mention Josh occasionally, I wonder if he actually legitimately wants his attention or it's just another pointless beef? It feels like it is just jabs to antagonize someone he doesn't like.
To me, most of his interactions are just to create more meat for the content meat grinder.

I can't really get a read on, for lack of a better word that he "cares" about Null and Null's opinions. I highly doubt it. I wouldn't really call anything they had previously more than a working relationship.
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Recall that when the simpspiracy was in full swing, Maddax wanted Dear Feeder to sweep the thread. I don’t think Maddax would ever reconcile because he holds Jewsh responsible for being one of the reasons why he’s a well known lolcow.
 
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First time I ever clicked on a Daxipad video just to read the comments and wow it does not disappoint!

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The name, the pedophile avatar, the complete and total fucking nonsense, this is the kind of person that unironically watches Vito and Juju.

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huehuehue funkopops amiright fellow anime pedophile gooners?!
 
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So I posted earlier on this page the part from the Podawful/Milo interview where Milo calls Dick. The clip below is everything related to Dick that happened right before that call. I made some timestamps as well.
  • 00:50-01:00 - Milo says that Dick is beneath Jesse, not worth messing with.
  • 01:00-04:50 - Joking around and talking about Gavin. Milo says that Gavin was not a good kisser. They praise Ryan Katsu Rivera, the producer of Gavin's show.
  • 04:55-05:30 - Milo says he was scheduled to go on the Dick show, but then he got word that Dick was cancelling because Dick's girlfriend didn't want Ralph around when she was pregnant.
  • 06:00-07:20 - Juju the cow is brought up. Jesse talks about the burning man thing, craigslist sucking dudes off, etc. Milo didn't know any of this at the time.
  • 09:20-10:00 - Milo puts on his glasses and types 'juju the cow' into google to search and see what is going on.
  • 10:00-11:00 - they discuss the search results. Funny enough it looks like one of the search results is a kino casino video, Jesse doesn't bring it up though lol.
  • 11:00-11:45 - Milo goes to google images and they go over a thumbnail or two from podawful videos, including one where Jesse got a crackhead to put an inflatable cow into the back of Dick's pickup truck.
  • 11:45-16:30 - Milo tries to make a "serious" call for people that went to burning man and fucked juju to contact podawful with their stories. Audio gets fucked after 1300 because Milo's noise cancelling is cancelling out the song that Milo put on. They have to do multiple takes due to Milo messing up or laughing. 1530-1625 is probably the best version if anyone wants to clip out that section.
  • 16:30-17:45 - Jesse plays the clip from the Dick show of Dick saying he wanted to fuck a kid. Milo says he doesn't understand those jokes, and he says jokes like that are never funny. Also plays the clip of Dick saying "it's not a crime to enjoy sucking little boy's socks."
  • 18:00-19:15 - Milo accuses Jesse of ruining the Milo/Ralph interview, because Jesse announced that Milo would be on his show before he went on the Dick show. Milo then goes and wants to call in to the Dick show.
  • 19:15-end - Right before my clip earlier.

 
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If this results in ralph dropping 80’s girls full information it will probably set off a series of events that cause her to lose her job as a teacher. Dax has a lot of enemies who view him as a pedo apologist and borderline sex trafficker.

It’s interesting how this is a rare case where ralph could do a lot of damage while conversely because of ralph’s rock bottom position there’s not much Dax could really take from him in retaliation.
 
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DogZero said:
It’s interesting how this is a rare case where ralph could do a lot of damage while conversely because of ralph’s rock bottom position there’s not much Dax could really take from him in reretaliation.
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A couple of things:
  • Assuming Dick's story about Maddox's ex calling 80s girl school is true, they'd might warn the administration ahead of time that Ralph would call. It'd also be different from last time because Ralph has the right wing felon baggage under his name.
  • 80s girl is about to be on leave for pregnancy and might not need employment for a while.
  • A Californian, no Los Angeles teacher does drugs? Stop the presses.
 
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DogZero said:
If this results in ralph dropping 80’s girls full information it will probably set off a series of events that cause her to lose her job as a teacher. Dax has a lot of enemies who view him as a pedo apologist and borderline sex trafficker.

It’s interesting how this is a rare case where ralph could do a lot of damage while conversely because of ralph’s rock bottom position there’s not much Dax could really take from him in retaliation.
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Should have taken him out for more Ice Cream.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
I've been so out of the loop of the Sektur drama in recent weeks. So Ralph starting shit with Milo and then making up with him resulted in Milo then feuding with Dax?
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Jesse from Podawful helped fan the flames on the retard tinderbox when he had Milo on his show and was telling him about JuJu. There's some good clips of it happening a couple of pages back.

Just had a glance at Ralph on Xitter. Looks like his beef with Dick has reached "fixin ta holler".

 

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