Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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I don't think the rogue demanding accountability when his bad calls contributed more to the deaths than the mage being bad is reasonable. Thor could have saved the pull had he been as prepared as he pretended but the rogue calling for them to run and then going back on the call to run isn't Thor's fault. The League playing faggot got a worm up his ass about someone not bailing him out of his own retardation. Very on brand.

I understand your viewpoint. I would say instead of me churning the same points that have been covered a million times. Watch any of the previously linked streamers barring Asmonbald. As his take is just awful & his just doing it for pure content and rage baiting. Preach is probably the best person to watch from a pure neutral perspective. He has no relation to anyone & talks from the perspective of what you should do and what they could do.

The biggest accusation I guess is that he apparently had TWO swatting attempts. Its impossible to verify & I imagine it will stay that way. His getting bombarded on stream with channel invites and other shit, one of them being "Pirateisass". Watching his stream has been awful, some random sperg has been talking in some stupid voice for 20 minutes and his already mentioned working at blizzard and his dad twice. If this what people enjoy, I would rather stick a |REDACTED| in a socket and twist.

I'll also take bets on how long it takes for someone to maliciously try and kill his character. I'm sure someone will do it for the shits and notoriety.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

It's easy to check. The word "mana gem" gets automatically filtered and sent to mods.

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I'm aware that mana gem is filtered, I just have yet to do it and see if the report comes back as a "violent hate speech" report because that's the point of contention. That part implies his mods are intentionally falsifying reports to twitch to global ban people.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

It's easy to check. The word "mana gem" gets automatically filtered and sent to mods.

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I believe this may be classified as "retarded".

I guarantee "true and honest fans" of his were banned after this. What a lolcow response.

I give 0 shits about WOW but it's hilarious watching these wow nerds go crazy after this.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

I believe this may be classified as "retarded".

I guarantee "true and honest fans" of his were banned after this. What a lolcow response.

I give 0 shits about WOW but it's hilarious watching these wow nerds go crazy after this.

The cool part is that he said there was like 2k+ bans and they are all staying, so there was 100% friendly fire. Mald doesn't care though because he'd eagerly sacrifice 10% of his viewers to maintain the cult of personality. Anyone who claims "hey wtf, I wasn't a troll, I'm a long time fan!" will be met with "lol nice try troll, stay banned!" by his retarded cult.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Oh, it's starting

 

[gay]

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he'll get into groups simply because it generates drama and views, he'd only be persona non grata among non-streamer sweats who really have no reason to welcome a risk factor like the nepo rat into their group knowing he can't play mage and will just dip out when things get flakey, but for streamers that shit is content.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

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He's so retarded. He doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him and he's the odd one out.

he'll get into groups simply because it generates drama and views, he'd only be persona non grata among non-streamer sweats who really have no reason to welcome a risk factor like the nepo rat into their group knowing he can't play mage and will just dip out when things get flakey, but for streamers that shit is content.

Yup, Snupy died and gained like 2k followers on twitch because of it. If Maldy roaches again and kills someone, every streamer there gets a gajillion views on their VOD to see their POV of Maldy fucking up again.

 

[Mr. Cunt]

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Yup, Snupy died and gained like 2k followers on twitch because of it. If Maldy roaches again and kills someone, every streamer there gets a gajillion views on their VOD to see their POV of Maldy fucking up again.

Damn, you can tell this angers him a significant amount

 

[VanClyde]

Just registered to say that the raid incident was literally an inverted leeroy jenkins moment
Oh and his twitch chat is a damn battlefield right now.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

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He is coping so hard, kek. "Have your minute, have your fun" THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!1

 

[who dare wins?]

He's so retarded. He doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him and he's the odd one out.
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He sounds so much like a faggot. Just a cringe, uninteresting faggot who desperately needs to see himself as superior due to attention reasons. Sorry being a twitch streamer is not that case of having something super important, I get you are desperate you want to keep your viewers for your money-spending lifestyle (I do not doubt he does not save much) and all but... why do you have to come off like the Israel Adesenya of the twitch world?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

He's so retarded. He doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him and he's the odd one out.
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This clip is just... interesting to me.

And, for all the content creators that are out there trying to cannibalize me to boost their numbers for a little while, that may work for now, but in the future, no one's gonna want to do anything with you other than other people, that also want to cannibalize you.

You're gonna surround yourself with assholes, that's gonna be on you, bud.

That's shitty for you, to be honest with you, and I feel bad for you, straight up.

So have your minute! Have fun!

His choice of word with "Cannibalize" is somewhat telling. He sees this as a zero sum game.
It's eat or be eaten when a conflict arises, not sit down to discuss like any mature adult would.

He's also using "You" quite a bit. 6 times in 85 words, and it doesn't even sound that good.
It's clearly blame shifting like a child would, point to the other as the faulty one, and people will get madder at them, than at yourself.

Lastly, I kind of feel like this is a self-judgement turned against the world, because all of this sounds like fears Mald has:

No one's gonna want to do anything with me other than attack me.

I'm gonna be surrounded with assholes, that's gonna be on me. / my fault.

That's shitty for me, to be honest, and I feel bad about myself.

So have your minute! Have fun! Disaster will come soon.

This man needs some Byron Katie in his life.

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

I'd call this drama a rare W for Mald, or should I say Thor our aryan Thunder God of hyperborea. Anyone in some gay little clan taking treating a hardcore account like its life or death deserves to have their time wasted

That makes it all the worse. Jason screwed over streamer colleagues just so he could save his own gay little character in a gay little online game. There was nothing he gained from it, and now he has to mald and have his mods ban anyone mentioning mana.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

He is coping so hard, kek. "Have your minute, have your fun" THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!1

The best part is he was praising an article about World of Warcraft roleplay being a ridiculous drama worthy of reality TV in the beginning of January:


(https://archive.ph/XPgge)



(https://archive.fo/7j4cF)

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Is the website shitting itself because of all the lurkers interested in Mald, is Maldy trying to DDoS the farms because he is big mad, or is something else entirely afoot?

 

[Hirbowedge]

If Null finally finished Sneedforo, the site would work fine.

If he needs extra dev work, maybe he could hire Mald.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The only respectable person on that list is Preach, and he didn't bother to look at the other

I think its safe to say you can judge a man by the company he keeps in this situation.

This implies he is keeping a list

If he keeps it like he keeps his dialogue in code he'll he's screwed.

His choice of word with "Cannibalize" is somewhat telling. He sees this as a zero sum game.
It's eat or be eaten when a conflict arises, not sit down to discuss like any mature adult would

He isn't wrong with the current situation given the people he plays with. This is all about blood in the water and consuming the bleeder. But it is wholly his fault and you call by his mentality of using the term cannibalize when his eat or be eaten fears made him look like a rat.

That makes it all the worse. Jason screwed over streamer colleagues just so he could save his own gay little character in a gay little online game. There was nothing he gained from it, and now he has to mald and have his mods ban anyone mentioning mana.

Yep. Everyone sees him as a selfish coward now. And its so stupid over fucking WoW!
He would have gained more by just staying by the guy and croaking. Looking like a Gimli or Legolas brothers in arms rather than a cowardly bastard.
But his beady rat brain can't think beyond being #1 and that means not dying even if you have to sacrifice everyone else.

 

[Mulbruk]

He's so retarded. He doesn't realize everyone is making fun of him and he's the odd one out.
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The spoiled brat mentality is coming out! Unreal to see thinks he's a force to be reckoned with, dudes a variety streamer just like everyone else on the platform.

Jason's acting like a toddler in all this, throwing a tantrum now the other kids don't want to play with him after showing he can't follow the rules of the game. Shame now he's too old and daddy can't pull the strings to make Jason get his way now.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Is the website shitting itself because of all the lurkers interested in Mald, is Maldy trying to DDoS the farms because he is big mad, or is something else entirely afoot?

you're giving him too much credit if you think he's capable of even that much

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

you're giving him too much credit if you think he's capable of even that much

He's not ddosing the farms. We've seen actual ones before and its way worse than images not loading outside of thumbnails.
Mald is too busy getting ass fucked on every platform to even think about us right now.