Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HansKlokBier]

He's is absolutley getting ass blasted in his twitch chat right now, you love to see it. He just said he had 2 swattings and 100 deaththreats. Press x to doubt

 

[Sissy]

He's is absolutley getting ass blasted in his twitch chat right now, you love to see it. He just said he had 2 swattings and 100 deaththreats. Press x to doubt

I believe he has received 100 messages calling him a nigger

 

[Steinercard]

I haven't been checking in on mald cause it's become too unbearable but I saw this

https://www.reddit.com/r/AshesofCreation/comments/1hra1bs/narc_situation_its_not_ok/

https://archive.ph/wip/ymvqa

The ceo of mald's most anticipated mmo ashes of creation (who I'm suspicious of having been given blowjobs by mald) is taking flak for not taking criticism well and fought with a content creator about his game. Apparently the ytber has a problem with the game's development. Something about devs doing video updates to showcase feature B but feature A is needed for feature B but feature A isn't even done so people are accusing that these updates are just scripted garbage that isn't actually working. I could be wrong here, just read through the thread cursorly

Not sure if the ytber got banned or he chose to remove himself from the game's 'development' but reddit is split. One side thinks dude is power tripping and unbecoming (game owner having control of the subreddit, locking threads and banning people from the subreddit, going to yt videos to fight critics, etc) while the other is bootlicking this behavior. Typical crowdfund/vaporware mmo cope.

God, I really hate how any specific game talk goes to either reddit or discord now. Wouldn't have seen this if I didn't have to look up reddit.

edit: lmao, was about to close the tab and saw something. the ytber is also retarded. apparently he bet everything on this game and focused his content on only this game but now he couldn't pay rent because the game is shit or something and he seethed at the game's state. hence the spat with andrew, the game's owner/ceo.

I was looking forward to AoC but seeing this faggot attach himself to the project for clout, ignore it's fundamental game design and demand Steven change the guild size so he can have his Zerg guild dominate left a bad taste in my mouth. Seeing Stephen gravitate towards this gay parasite because of this recent controversy makes me very worried for the future of Ashes of Creation. I like that it's more focused on PvP. I like the node system, I like guilds being smaller to deter Zerging. I don't like how Stephen is using Narc's retardation and autism to deflect legitimate criticism and cozy up to disgusting furry degenerates like Jason who will sink Ashes when he decides Stephen isn't sucking him off enough.

 

[Shuhalo]

His current stream is with Guzu and three nobodies. Groups aren't going well.
Twitch Chat keeps shitting on him, but messages are quickly deleted.
His ingame chat log is censored, but its full of purple (Whispers/Direct Messages).
His mouse keeps going down to it, then a report message pops up.
So he's getting shit on in game and in twitch chat.

While watching he proposed one of the most scuffed pulls I've ever heard of, messed it up, and while everyone ran out started a Blizzard cast that he didn't let tick.
He's absolutely going to get distracted and let someone else die and its going to be hilarious.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

If you think the way Mald writes code is just "personal style" and is not "unusually slow" (refer to the level gen code posted earlier) nor does it "slow down" Mald's "feature addition speed", you clearly have never written large codebases

I've ported a game that's a complete mess with a line count nearing 500k lines, with the character class itself reaching about 40k alone
essentially ended up rewriting it from the ground up, if that's not a large enough codebase for you then eat shit and die

Then again, if all your experience comes from modding games and small projects, it's not that surprising.

If you do work as a True and Honest professional programmer, you are a disgrace on your profession.
I highly encourage you to tape a fork to your hand, then [FEDPOST] into the nearest [FEDPOST].

Thanks for calling me a disgrace when all the info you have to go from is that i don't tear my eyes out over such a minor problem that isn't one in the first place when it's to be understood by a single person.
just because i don't lose my mind over that doesn't mean i partake in that kind of programming.

you just sound like that highschool "already an engineer" pretentious fuckhead that gets mad whenever someone is taking an approach that's not optimal in his eyes.
The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit while the ones he shits on actually adds in features and bring their project to completion.

Just wondering, have you checked the RadicalFishGames' programming streams, if so, did they bring you to suicide yet?

 

[SassySassanid]

When soda and tyler come back online in like 7 hours or so, eventually there will be more clips about Mald on R/livestreamfail.

The best course of action is to strike while the iron is still hot. Constantly tell people in the threads to look up the kiwifarms article. make sure as many people see what a cunt he is, and it'll spiral out of his control.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

You are in a thread full of developers and everyone here is telling you the same thing: Mald's code sucks. If you disagree, it's because your standards for coding suck, too.

I'm loving this "But it's my personal style!" As a cope for being shit at something. Next time I go snowboarding and I keep falling on my ass I will just tell people this is my personal style of snowboarding. That will totally change the fact that I suck ass at the sport. (It won't.)

no, that's just an appeal to popularity, this isn't the first time i've seen a thread full of retards criticizing in screams something minor, we called that the DSP page.

when has his way of coding caused him that? last few times i've seen him fuckup were him just fumbling a sequence of events (checks not being ordered correctly)

 

[Sissy]

I've ported a game that's a complete mess with a line count nearing 500k lines, with the character class itself reaching about 40k alone
essentially ended up rewriting it from the ground up, if that's not a large enough codebase for you then eat shit and die



Thanks for calling me a disgrace when all the info you have to go from is that i don't tear my eyes out over such a minor problem that isn't one in the first place when it's to be understood by a single person.
just because i don't lose my mind over that doesn't mean i partake in that kind of programming.

you just sound like that highschool "already an engineer" pretentious fuckhead that gets mad whenever someone is taking an approach that's not optimal in his eyes.
The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit while the ones he shits on actually adds in features and bring their project to completion.

Just wondering, have you checked the RadicalFishGames' programming streams, if so, did they bring you to suicide yet?

Im sorry bro but you type like a fag, reading your messages just kinda sucks

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

Im sorry bro but you type like a fag, reading your messages just kinda sucks

i'm so sorry, next time i won't forget to pump it full of ebonics and make sure "nigger" is in the beginning and end of each sentence.

 

[Chris Konon]

you just sound like that highschool "already an engineer" pretentious fuckhead that gets mad whenever someone is taking an approach that's not optimal in his eyes.
The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit while the ones he shits on actually adds in features and bring their project to completion.

It's funny that you say shit like this, when you've stated the most retarded takes before. Projection much?

'm a programmer aswell, on the side i've been modding so many games that this kind of code is entirely inoffensive to me, i've come to the general conclusion that unless the code is unusually slow or slows down the programmer's feature addition speed, then structure doesn't matter as it's then strictly a matter of taste and comfort

This shows that you've never maintained a big code base, never collaborated with other devs, and probably has zero commercial experience, so why are you no-childing others?

Nor have i ever heard of an indian being able to code in more than one language let alone half a dozen casually

This shows that you don't even know how to present your credentials, wow being able to code monkey in 6 languages, you must be a pro!!!

Just because i understand people following their own style

It's not "following their own style" if it's a shitty spaghetti code with anti patterns that I would expect even a junior SWE not to make.

Fuck off back to your loli skyrim mods, or whatever degen shit you make.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

i'm so sorry, next time i won't forget to pump it full of ebonics and make sure "nigger" is in the beginning and end of each sentence.

Make sure you don't forget to use your mana crystal next time too mald

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I've ported a game that's a complete mess with a line count nearing 500k lines, with the character class itself reaching about 40k alone
essentially ended up rewriting it from the ground up

If this isn't bullshit, then it was probably such a harrowing experience that you became an alcoholic and eventually lost enough brain cells to begin spewing this retarded bullshit on the Internet. A dialogue tree "system" that requires you to write `globals.story_array[2458357] = 35` is something that would be inexcusable for a college student to write, let alone a "20 years gamedev experience" marketing himself as a guru. Neck yourself.

 

[el gordo]

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'canabalise me to boost their numbers for a little bit'
in his late 30's and dosent understand that if you do somthing foolish your friedns will laugh at you
you are not being canabilised you are being laughed at, this would have been forgoten by the next day had he not kicked such a stink

 

[Inspector Rex]

The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit

I'm pretty sure you're confusing @Lvkester Endorser with Jason himself, who was unable to finish a shitty RPG maker game in a span of 8 years.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that even he himself doesn't want to touch a project riddled with accessing global hundreds-items-long arrays with magic numbers. If this isn't a shit yanderedev-level coding, then I don't know what is.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

you just sound like that highschool "already an engineer" pretentious fuckhead that gets mad whenever someone is taking an approach that's not optimal in his eyes.
The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit while the ones he shits on actually adds in features and bring their project to completion.

Since we're practicing divination here, you sound like a faggot that's shitting out code that sort of "works", but someone has to (very painfully) fix it before it goes to prod, because it's an unusable bug-ridden mess. And fixing it is usully *much* harder than just scrapping it and rewriting everything from scratch. And this is much fucking worse than the person who does nothing, because at least they're not in your fucking way.

NIGGER.

Thread tax: the Mald stream is so fucking uncomfortable. It's the "this is fine" meme personified. Bitch, *everyone* knows. You're not fooling anyone, just go back to your friend Steven.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

you just sound like that highschool "already an engineer" pretentious fuckhead that gets mad whenever someone is taking an approach that's not optimal in his eyes.
The kind of retard that in the end of the day does practically jackshit while the ones he shits on actually adds in features and bring their project to completion.

Okay to be fair this has me MATI now. Writing shit code is not pragmatic. Go read the Doom source (a great example of actual pragmatism in engineering), or go watch a Jblow or cmuratori stream, go watch Thecherno on YouTube, or a talk by Mike Acton, Andrew Kelley, John Carmack, pretty much fucking anyone who's ever shipped an actual product that actually works, game or otherwise. All the people I just mentioned would take one look at Jason's resume project here and walk away. "Quick-n-dirty" code like this is acceptable when you're first scoping out a project, but 8(?) years in, when you have a bajillion lines of dialogue, it's just retarded and "I've seen worse" is not an excuse. We've all seen worse, but not from people posing as gurus to hundreds of thousands of people. Please take the L.

 

[Tyler Interceptor]

Mald at the Internet

 

[ADHD Mate]

I've ported a game that's a complete mess with a line count nearing 500k lines, with the character class itself reaching about 40k alone
essentially ended up rewriting it from the ground up, if that's not a large enough codebase for you then eat shit and die

Sure buddy. You had rewrote game that had 500k lines of code by yourself.
I assume you used switch cases cause they are better for performance than if/else chains.

character class itself reaching about 40k alone

You took this point from YanDev to exaggerate how bad it was?
After all Yandere Dev only had 28k loc student script file.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

It's funny that you say shit like this, when you've stated the most retarded takes before. Projection much?

the most retarded take being that it doesn't matter if someone writes code in a single person coding project in a way you don't like?

This shows that you've never maintained a big code base, never collaborated with other devs, and probably has zero commercial experience, so why are you no-childing others?

That sounds like you have absolutely no fucking idea what being part of a project is, and that you try to push the standards that a 50+ person project has. This means you're applying standards that applies to maybe a few percent of all programmers.
Sir, you are a retard and a nigger, i won't honor this joke of a sentence with anything else.

This shows that you don't even know how to present your credentials, wow being able to code monkey in 6 languages, you must be a pro!!!

It's not "following their own style" if it's a shitty spaghetti code with anti patterns that I would expect even a junior SWE not to make.

Being able to code in 6+ languages is just showing you're not limited to certain fields, and don't just end up clueless if you have to work on a new language, it's basic-ish but it's compact for the wordcount it has.

"spaghetti code", the 500k codebase i had to port IS spaghetti code, not his, if you call that spaghetti code then sir you must be green.
his shit is properly compartimentalized, and the amount of edge case code is surprisingly limited, especially for a linear-ish game.

Fuck off back to your underage girl skyrim mods, or whatever degen shit you make.

Never ever bring projection when this shit feels like it's spoken from personal experience.
Tell me, would your name show up if i decided to look it up on loverslab/gamebanana? would i stumble on a bunch of shit that'd make EDP fucking drool?

 

[Nathan Higgers]

Okay to be fair this has me MATI now. Writing shit code is not pragmatic. Go read the Doom source (a great example of actual pragmatism in engineering), or go watch a Jblow or cmuratori stream, go watch Thecherno on YouTube, or a talk by Mike Acton, Andrew Kelley, John Carmack, pretty much fucking anyone who's ever shipped an actual product that actually works, game or otherwise. All the people I just mentioned would take one look at Jason's resume project here and walk away. "Quick-n-dirty" code like this is acceptable when you're first scoping out a project, but 8(?) years in, when you have a bajillion lines of dialogue, it's just retarded and "I've seen worse" is not an excuse. We've all seen worse, but not from people posing as gurus to hundreds of thousands of people. Please take the L.

None of the guys you mentioned have 20 years of experience, nor have they worked at Blizzard and certainly, none of them are 1337 h4xors.

Mald simply writes horrible code as an anti-source-code-leak measure .