And the fat bumblefuck retard makes yet ANOTHER bullshit "The Kiwis are threatening to git me! But they never do, because they're chicken!" story. And in his blind dash to get his greasy pig mitts on any attention or ass-pats possible, he once again fails to understand that it isn't cowardice that holds us back, it's the simple fact that we have no desire to assault him or invade his shitty little tard hovel in the first place.
Blame it on ego, blame it on an undeserved bloated sense of self-importance, blame it on being a gullible short bus jockey, but he either still hasn't come to understand, or more likely chooses not to because it would ruin his power fantasy play time, that we have never made any real threat towards him. Every time someone has made any kind of threatening post it's been a big inside joke for thread regulars. Our own kind of cheeky, unserious LARP. You would think after all these years he would eventually figure out that people are just fucking with him for a laugh, to get a rise out of him, just like when he was a kid. But then again this is Phil we are talking about and he is profoundly, painfully stupid.
And, as I mentioned earlier, I don't think he wants to understand, to admit its just people goofing with him to get the retard to bounce and squeak. Because it would ruin his power fantasy make believe play time. It's like telling a five year old that Santa and the Easter Bunny aren't real. They're just their parents doing something fun for them. It would absolutely demolish the image Phil has built up for himself, that he's a super badass revolutionary militant and an intimidating threat, because he can't face the fact that he's nothing but a fat, worthless, powerless, clown shoes loser who will never change anything, not even his own underwear. He couldn't even get rid of his dick. Just another retard on welfare.
