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Which is Better

  • Chicken Little

    Votes: 382 26.0%
  • Hunchback 2

    Votes: 53 3.6%
  • A slow death

    Votes: 1,036 70.4%

  • Total voters
    1,471
Just in case it needs to be said, though I doubt any Farmers are going to waste their money on this film.
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(Or just pirate it, that works too I guess.)
They are going to be in for a rude awakening because everybody is already upset with these reimaginings and the current state of Disney since at least the late 2010s, and Snow White and that Moana remake are going to get the brunt of it.
 
They are going to be in for a rude awakening because everybody is already upset with these reimaginings and the current state of Disney since at least the late 2010s, and Snow White and that Moana remake are going to get the brunt of it.
don't forget the Lilo & Stitch remake
 
don't forget the Lilo & Stitch remake
Inb4 unsubtle and cringey "the actual aliens are a metaphor for south-of-the-border aliens" commentary.

Is it too much to ask to get a simple movie about a mature female's behind? The good stuff, not rocket science, everyone wants to see it.
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Not disproving the "she's got dirt on somebody" allegations
That's hilarious, my Fiancé loves the Phantom of the Opera and HATES Zegler. I kind of want it to happen just to see how she reacts.

Now will the Phantom cuck Raoul or will this version be about how Christine is a musical prodigy and Erik (the Phantom) is made into an incel?
The Phantom will actually be twist revealed to be a woman and Christine was actually an oppressed lesbian the entire time that found herself because of the love of the Phantom.
 
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Not disproving the "she's got dirt on somebody" allegations
Fuck everything about this. I bet Erik will be cast as black and their biggest clapback will be "WELL, HE WAS PLAYED BY ONE ON BROADWAY" which doesn't mean a damn thing because it's just a stage play and Norm Lewis was actually so fantastic in the role that nobody minded it despite the journos virtue-signaling about it.

Just fucking cast people who can play their roles without feeling the need to rewrite the characters. If you're gonna cast this bitch as anyone, cast her as Carlotta. She'll be dubbed over anyway just like the last film Carlotta because that's an actual operatic role and Rachel clearly can't sing anywhere near operatic levels from what I've found of her.
 
I think this is probably a case of Disney trying to create a new star but unfortunately most of the other girls that came before Rachel kind of stayed in their Lane and didn't put themselves out there.

Snow White looks like it's about to be a disaster piece, so I feel like everybody is getting their patience tested
I hope Disney keeps pouring as much money into her as possible while she wastes literally of it, they deserve it
 
Well, the trailer for Win or Lose (that beanmouth show that got the tranny character pulled) is out. What a surprise, this shit is ass.
The only thing that’s making me cringe more than the Grubhub ad looking ass animation is the awkward, quirky dialogue. And OF COURSE everyone in the comments is looking forward to it. I’ve also seen some people on Xitter saying “How do you know it’s shit? It’s not even out yet!”
 
I’ve also seen some people on Xitter saying “How do you know it’s shit? It’s not even out yet!”
Literal first words in the trailer are "Here you go, your single soy latte!"

THAT's how I know it's shit. Also just basic pattern recognition. Beanmouth = terrible, end of.
 
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