Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

He already has a deadname: Maldavious Figtree

 

[Mortan Shekelstorm]

Even Google is telling me this fag got gkicked

 

[50 euro note]

What a fucking retard, his ego is still making him fan the flames and bring more attention to himself. I just want to thank all the hard working farmers in this thread, the harvest has been plentiful and I'm sure things will only pick up from here. <3

 

[Nig Chungus]

I have always thought it was suspect that Jason's Twitch views are considerably higher then the ones on YouTube.

It's the same thing with his 24/7 ferret livestream. He consistently has 1k viewers on twitch with no one chatting compared to double digit viewers on his youtube.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I can vividly imagine Jason smugly explaining in a YouTube short how he brilliantly manipulated social media platforms using this one neat "social engineering" trick. I'm not saying Jason is viewbotting, but it's so easy to imagine him doing it and wouldn't even feel a shred of shame about it.

 

[SlyVMan]

Hope these chumps are getting paid overtime at least.

 

[MaldingFerret]

They're on the verge of cannibalizing each other. Dead Twitch Theory is real. Its all bots.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Do you think he prefers being called Thor because he read that myth where Thor dresses like a woman and he was inspired by it?
I give tubby here 7/10 odds of trooning out within 5 years, especially as he descends deeper into his own echochamber constructed with Troonium as everyone bar the most mentally ill abandon him.

Think instead of trooning out himself, he has a miasma of body dysphoria and HRT surrounding him. That's what led to his ex-wife and current partner trooning.

 

[mugsy]

PIRATE SOFTWARE?
PIRATE SOFTWARE?

MORE LIKE PIRATE DICKSUCKER GODDAMIT

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I can vividly imagine Jason smugly explaining in a YouTube short how he brilliantly manipulated social media platforms using this one neat "social engineering" trick. I'm not saying Jason is viewbotting, but it's so easy to imagine him doing it and wouldn't even feel a shred of shame about it.

I remember someone a few months back actually discovered a way to artificially inflate your view count on YouTube livestreams by just opening a million tabs

 

[suckfest]

I remembered one hilarious thing that needs to be baked into the lore.

One of our coworkers who dealt with Jason's League rage one too many times made a habit of printing out Edward Cullen's face and taping it to the bottom of Jason's mouse.

Everyone on that side of the office knew whenever it happened.

Absolute unbridled rage trigger.

Reminder for outsiders to not interact, but I guess if anyone uses this information to troll we'll know where they got it from.

And never forget that Security God Engineer never deleted his Facebook messenger history and still exists on the platform.

You keep coming on here, spouting these fan fictions, then disappearing. If it’s true, great, post proof. If it’s not true, don’t bother posting.
What it really sounds like is you enjoy the attention and nothing else.

 

[Randall Thymes]

You keep coming on here, spouting these fan fictions, then disappearing. If it’s true, great, post proof. If it’s not true, don’t bother posting.
What it really sounds like is you enjoy the attention and nothing else.

This. I've lurked this thread for months and the amount of people coming here claiming to have known Mald personally to spread misinformation is ridiculous.
Do not trust a word these people say unless they provide physical proof.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

You keep coming on here, spouting these fan fictions, then disappearing. If it’s true, great, post proof. If it’s not true, don’t bother posting.
What it really sounds like is you enjoy the attention and nothing else.

There's one way to verify the truth of this and that's to see if Maldy reacts to Ed Cullen jokes.
Who's taking one for the team?

 

[suckfest]

There's one way to verify the truth of this and that's to see if Maldy reacts to Ed Cullen jokes.
Who's taking one for the team?

At best that’s circumstantial evidence

 

[Bored boring Co]

At best that’s circumstantial evidence

I mean, it depends, if he goes ape shit like he has done about getting called out in WoW we can kinda of confirm it.

 

[SlyVMan]

Hope these chumps are getting paid overtime at least.
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wait I just realized that this is the dude that quit his legal career a week ago to work with Maldy full time on stream as a Mod.

This has the potential to age very poorly, very rapidly.
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YouTube Link

lol. lmao, even Edit: also have his Twitter i guess

 

[FormerPro]

Youtuber thrust into popularity by abusing algorithm and pumping out thousands of shit videos becomes laughing stock of the internet for being terrible at games and refusing to take any accountability or mild criticism, instead bunkers down, bans any dissenting opinions and decries evil anonymous internet boogiemen that have orchestrated a worldwide conspiracy to take him down.

Could this be the second coming? The prince that was promised?

 

[dick about shit]

Hope these chumps are getting paid overtime at least.
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I like how the mod is basically piRAT Lite: "don't backseat please, I'm the expert here! So don't try to help, it really undermines me showing off how hard I have to work"

 

[SlyVMan]

Youtuber thrust into popularity by abusing algorithm and pumping out thousands of shit videos becomes laughing stock of the internet for being terrible at games and refusing to take any accountability or mild criticism, instead bunkers down, bans any dissenting opinions and decries evil anonymous internet boogiemen that have orchestrated a worldwide conspiracy to take him down.

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Could this be the second coming? The prince that was promised?

The instant I hear Jason saying WOOOW DUDE, "What was I supposed to do?!", "How was I supposed to know!?" or a *honk snort*, I'll die of laughter.

 

[Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzer]

I am AI cobbling together a simple html gripe website

I don't know shit about fuck in FE, so this will be very basic and ai made. I couldn't find the list of ferrets (I am retarded maybe), can you link me those? I will post it in this thread just as files, so someone can host it (I can't risk it with THAT name)