Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Mikhail Tukhachevsky]

Also, another Maldowasher video is out:
(PT) TLDW: Asked for permission from Mald to do the video; everyone is a noob; it's just a game bro; death threats bad mmmkay.

I wonder if he is being paid in fatfur art to make a video glazzing mald

 

[ANightOwl]

To me it seems like it's just people that don't know shit about ferrets going off a vague gut feeling and thirty seconds of haphazardly googling, searching for anything to confirm their pre-made conclusions.

If you know anything about ferrets other than what they look like you're an autistic faggot.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Seeing the new users coming specifically because of this thread is fucking magical.

 

[Red Saltire]

It cracks me up how he dresses like his fursona in public

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damn bro

that SUCKS

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I wonder if he is being paid in fatfur art to make a video glazzing mald

With what he looks like, I wouldn't be surprised it he and Mald enjoy some Islamic activities together. Either that or they're both a part of the same "talent" agency.

 

[SaltyButter]

Seeing the new users coming specifically because of this thread is fucking magical.

Right!!! It's not often such a huge chunk of the internet can agree on one thing, and its how much of a douche this guy is. Makes my ice cold heart sing!

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

I don’t understand, genuinely, the point of Jason’s effort to save ferrets.

Asking Mouldy Fagtree here to choose between his ferrets is liking asking Mohammed to choose between his child brides. Ultimately they both serve the same purpose.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

What I have seen is just not bad enough for me to care. It's all just desperately grasping. You don't need to put down every sick pet, they're just often too expensive for their previous owners.

Ok cool, I agree if you just said "I don't care about people criticizing the ferret rescue" and left it at that. Putting down every sick pet isn't what I was going for because frankly, that's retarded however, when the ferrets are cancer ridden, Jason and the pooner aren't doing actions to assure that their situation can't get any worse, that's when I want them to be euthanized.

Yeah you shouldn't give ferrets COVID. Which is why in that screenshot that gets passed around his pooner gf explicitly states she is limiting contact because of it. And none of the ferrets caught the coof.

That rebuttal is retarded, Not hard to figure out why people were commenting on that part. Pooner had COVID and is a primary caretaker for the ferrets inherently exposed them to a preventable risk. The absence of an actual infection doesn’t negate the irresponsibility of putting them in harm’s way, especially when their immune systems could already be compromised by other illnesses.

Even in the screenshot you attached it says the ferret had a seizure. Tell me how that was "easily preventable".

Conveniently glossed over "Felix appears to have had a seizure and overheated both Finn and him as a result" which was due to Jason and pooner's lack of knowledge on how to house ferrets.

I don't see the smoking gun here. The guy likes ferrets, he takes care of some, obviously uses it to grift as well. You ever seen some of the shelters out there?

Retard, he has 56 ferrets that he is unable to properly care for and house.

You ever seen some of the shelters out there?

Nice strawman dude, pointing out the flaws in other shelters doesn’t absolve Jason and Pooner of their own issues. Animal welfare shouldn’t be judged on a relative scale of 'less bad' but on whether the animals are receiving the care they need. Deflecting to the conditions of other shelters is just a retarded way to argue about it.

Not going to start to derail this thread over a retard grandstanding his opinions about ferrets and proclaiming that anyone criticizing Jason over the way his rescue is ran is just "purity spiraling."

 

[NotAJew]

Seeing the new users coming specifically because of this thread is fucking magical.

After years away through so much downtime and being here for the keffals onion days... I finally lost access to my account. For some reason this guy brought me back. After months of him being spammed on youtube shorts this fallout came and it wasn't anything I cared about at all. Oh no, twitch streamer is actually a dick and thinks he's a better gamer... Then I started seeing some comments about his past and shit and couldn't find anything anywhere but here on Kiwi. Well, here we go again...

 

[Bats are not blind idiot]

For a guy so obsessed with ferrets he sure acts like a fucking weasel.
That being said, *ahem*

Kill furries. Behead furries. Roundhouse kick a furry into the concrete. Slam dunk a furfag into the trashcan. Crucify filthy furries. Defecate in a furry’s food. Launch furries into the sun. Stir fry furries in a wok. Toss furries into active volcanoes. Urinate into a furry’s gas tank. Judo throw furries into a wood chipper. Twist furries’ heads off. Report furries to the IRS. Karate chop furries in half. Curb stomp pregnant tranny furries. Trap furries in quicksand. Crush furries in the trash compactor. Liquefy furries in a vat of acid. Eat furries. Dissect furries. Exterminate furries in the gas chamber. Stomp furry skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate furries in the oven. Lobotomize furries. Mandatory abortions for furries. Grind furries in the garbage disposal. Drown furries in fried chicken grease. Vaporize furries with anti-matter. Kick old furries down the stairs. Feed furries to alligators. Slice furries with a katana.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

I am AI cobbling together a simple html gripe website
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I don't know shit about fuck in FE, so this will be very basic and ai made. I couldn't find the list of ferrets (I am retarded maybe), can you link me those? I will post it in this thread just as files, so someone can host it (I can't risk it with THAT name)

If you do this, add a separate eulogy page named "dead ferret storage".

Could go with Internment Camp as well or POW camp since they've all been "rescues" but Satsuki is right, Gulag won't get people mad about it (unless they're tankies).

I like PoW because it implies they were captured and might be released after the war.

I've been hating Jason long before this thread even existed.
The ferret thing is imo purity spiraling. To me it seems like it's just people that don't know shit about ferrets going off a vague gut feeling and thirty seconds of haphazardly googling, searching for anything to confirm their pre-made conclusions.

Normal people know intuitively that having 50 animals in your house is probably a fucked up situation. Ferrets are also unusual/niche pets that are expensive and require special care. It's common for animal hoarders to roleplay as shelters to justify their access to animals and harvest donations, but I don't think Jason's setup is that bad other than the ferret furnace. I've heard it even has swimming pools and water polo.

Also, of everyone who could possibly run a ferret shelter, it had to be the guy who dresses as one on SL and sucks dick?

 

[Satsuki]

After years away through so much downtime and being here for the keffals onion days... I finally lost access to my account. For some reason this guy brought me back. After months of him being spammed on youtube shorts this fallout came and it wasn't anything I cared about at all. Oh no, twitch streamer is actually a dick and thinks he's a better gamer... Then I started seeing some comments about his past and shit and couldn't find anything anywhere but here on Kiwi. Well, here we go again...

Its because the clown keeps DMCAing and filling takedown requests under the banner of hate speech.

 

[WankerAnchor]

Youtuber thrust into popularity by abusing algorithm and pumping out thousands of shit videos becomes laughing stock of the internet for being terrible at games and refusing to take any accountability or mild criticism, instead bunkers down, bans any dissenting opinions and decries evil anonymous internet boogiemen that have orchestrated a worldwide conspiracy to take him down.

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Could this be the second coming? The prince that was promised?

 

[NotAJew]

Its because the clown keeps DMCAing and filling takedown requests under the banner of hate speech.

And what could have been some WoW drama now has people googling his name and eventually finding kiwi farms where everything is being exposed including his dox... I hope @Null is careful. It won't be long before the epic Thor hacks his way into the main frame and finally takes kiwi farms down once and for all. I'm not sure if you're aware, he has 20 years of experience.

 

[200MB]

Seeing the new users coming specifically because of this thread is fucking magical.

Perhaps the real harvest was the frens we made along the way.

 

[polakrobak99]

I ain't reading this thread but I just want to say, this guy is the most troonish non-troon I've ever seen.

- looks like a troon
- narcissistic with a touch of autism
- very online
- an army of discord trannies behind him
- paraphilic fetishist (furry, possibly pedo)
- programmer (a bad one)
- uses gender-affirming care (fake voice)

Would some troon expert here (many such cases!) explain to me how is it possible that this guy didn't fully troon-out already? What's stopping him? Very curious.

 

[Marche]

Seeing the new users coming specifically because of this thread is fucking magical.

I'm surprised there has not been more retarded redditor fans showing up to damage control, guess they are scared of real super haxors at kiwifarms

 

[spurggist]

No respect for animal fuckers, im glad this ferret rapist is getting his just desserts. Good riddance I say.

 

[untracked&unseen]

I am another one that created an account just to join in this whole thing. I feel so vindicated.
From the very beginning when his shorts started showing up all the time on youtube, and even having friends recommend him to me, I just couldn't watch him, there was just something about him, maybe the fact about how open he was about being a Nepo baby.

Then the StopKillingGames thing happened, and that was my first "I knew this guy sucks", but still wasn't enough for some of my friends to stop watching him.

This recent fiasco was what sent me looking about stuff about him, which led me to here, and all the info compiled on him, honestly good job btw, and it just feels so good man, probably the first time I experience Schadenfreude in my life, and I hope he keeps crashing and burning.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

This is kind of like if Sam Hyde was less witty (somehow) and 250 pounds lighter.