Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Crescent Fresh]

Wow good job Maldy
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There’s nothing hated more in the community than someone who abuses copyright bullshit, which he obviously did a bunch of a bit ago yet now with all eyes on him this was an incredibly bad choice.

It’ll fan the flames way worse.

 

[Bored boring Co]

I don't even buy the "Mald found out how to hack the YT algorithm" thing. He probably just paid for views and comments.

He didn't hack shit, he got lucky by using two things that YT was pimping hard at the time. He did live streams (which you tube was pushing hard to compete with twitch) and then cut those streams up into bit sized shorts (which youtube was pushing even harder to try to compete with TikTok). With both fake algorithms feeding off each other suddenly he was everywhere (This is why we remember him being shmeared across everything google for a while there). He has said he tries to make clip-able content on streams. And since his cookie cutter know nothing nonsense "wisdom" and "experience" sounds good to teens and people who dont know any better..... he just ripped off into the millions of subs..... I do think he ended up view botting, but only because his audience is drying up.

 

[The Tall Man]

shit my bad, I thought he said "shaye has a day job" but I guess he said "she has a day job" so yeah, mispronouned i guess. (yes he is MtF)

Pooner means FtM, do you have anything to back up his partner is MtF Troon?
The OP says pooner.

RiverMakes aka f1shb0nes, goes by Shaye, is the illustrator for Heartbound, is an exotic veterinarian, a furry pooner, Jason's current roommate and sexual partner.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It’ll fan the flames way worse.

He's a lolcow, he's physically incapable of putting out the flames, he must stroke them. He could've made it all go away with simple "Lol, sorry, guys, I panicked and fucked up".

 

[Unibomber Türk]

Pooner means FtM, do you have anything to back up his partner is MtF Troon?
The OP says pooner.

sorry dude, edited it

 

[cia-log]

Developers get double taxed, players buy 1k robux for 9.99 USD.
If the player spends that on the game in 1 purchase then the developer gets 700 robux.
The rate of payout is 1 robux for 0.0035 USD.
That 700 robux is then turned into 2.45 USD.
Therefore the actual percentage that is being paid out is 25%.

Right, he's supposed to be this expert hacker who can spot even the subtlest patterns, and who has, I assume, some grasp on social engineering, but he can't figure out why people might be offended by a company offering the standard rate for work, except they pay you in monopoly money, which they conveniently own and control, but they'll happily buy the monopoly money back from you at a tiny fraction of the original rate?

Fuck that, even if he's just flat out lying, he couldn't come up with a more convincing argument than "it's the same as what Valve offers"? It took like two seconds to instantly disprove that. Then he couldn't even argue whether such a low rate was justified in the first place because he was so caught up trying to maintain his little nerd genius gimmick that he couldn't spot the forest for the trees and just talked past everyone with his blabbing about percentages. Yeah dude, we can all do the 7th grade math that it takes to keep up with this conversation, thank you, very cool, but it's a question of right or wrong, not whether the ability to find 35% of 70% constitutes some deep technical layer to the story that everyone except you is too dumb to get.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Spoiler: Local Archive

We might have a full album soon.

 

[relobotomized]

guys do yourselves a favor and add a chipmunk filter on his video, it makes it way better. his voice is fake and irritating so this makes it way listenable

 

[Finger Pistols]

Spoiler: Local Archive

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We might have a full album soon.

You know you fucked up big time as an entertainer when people start making parody songs and skits about you. This is starting to feel like a DSP or Wings Of Redemption tier lolcow in the making if he keeps going like this.

 

[WebFelching]

You know you fucked up big time as an entretainer when people start making parody songs and skits about you. This is starting to feel like a DSP or Wings Of Redemption tier lolcow in the making if he keeps going like this.

I know I speak for a lot of people when I say I need to hear Darksy De Flow's musical take on this whole mald thing

 

[Rich Evans Laugh]

This is starting to feel like a DSP or Wings Of Redemption tier lolcow in the making if he keeps going like this.

I sure hope so, both of them have been content deserts for a while.

 

[Forklift Certified]

No coding on stream anymore, even more mmo streams, but ALSO monthly heartbound releases?
Yeah, Jason's now paying someone else to fix his mess.

So for the record Maldy has incorporated now, he has 17 employee none(?) of them are programmer ( one: which is fucking retarded not to hire extra code monkeys, two: wonder why, probably not because his charming personality...)

Dont get me wrong im also 100% sure he outsourcing all his shits, my question is how his ego going to handle the credit's at the end of the game:

1. He going be the sole programmer listed.
2. Bunch of "special thanks" at the end of the credit slide.
3. Shit ton of micro corporations listed at the end who's contracted to do work on his "passion project".

 

[SenatorArmstrong]

CohhCarnage and his i guess podcast co-hosts also dunked on him again in a recent podcast, i don't think he is gonna appear on that show anytime soon again.
He really burned a lot of bridges with his godlike attitude.
Twitch clip

 

[SlyVMan]

CohhCarnage and his i guess podcast co-hosts also dunked on him again in a recent podcast, i don't think he is gonna appear on that show anytime soon again.
He really burned a lot of bridges with his godlike attitude.
Twitch clip


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Jason as he sees this:

 

[Vic Macedonia]

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=C2rgwNWt7jY

Thor Is An Industry Plant- Wacky Wild World Of Lacking
Not sure if this video was already talked about but someone was calling Jason out during the SKA initiative and pretty much hit the nail on the head on who he truly is before the WoW drama let a lot of other people in on his behavior.

Funny seeing someone else call him straight up retarded though.
Edit: It was already preserved, just didn't see the title pop up in the thread already.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

There’s nothing hated more in the community than someone who abuses copyright bullshit, which he obviously did a bunch of a bit ago yet now with all eyes on him this was an incredibly bad choice.

It’ll fan the flames way worse.

The only funny DMCA in history was broteam DMCA-ing angry joe and even that went as well as you'd think.

 

[#lurker]

CohhCarnage and his i guess podcast co-hosts also dunked on him again in a recent podcast, i don't think he is gonna appear on that show anytime soon again.
He really burned a lot of bridges with his godlike attitude.
Twitch clip


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Cohh just shot himself in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Blizzard culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in EVE where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is that the PirateSoftware discord, after hearing about this, are not going to want to watch Cohh, nor will they purchase any of Cohh's merch. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Cohh has alienated an entire market with this move.
Cohh, publicly apologize to Jason or you can kiss your business goodbye.

 

[Trump's Chosen]

Not sure how he did it, but youtube reported as "live" this 5 month old stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF4ijyCBARU
If anyone knows how he did that, I wanna know.

Had to laugh at this comment tho.

 

[Crescent Fresh]

The only funny DMCA in history was broteam DMCA-ing angry joe and even that went as well as you'd think.

You forgot Sam Hyde DMCAing iDubbbz and him not forgetting for a decade.

On topic, though, he’s now piling even more stuff into April 1st with today’s earlier announcements, because April 1st is now his annual subathon AND the the third monthly update for his game. I’m fully expecting the subathon to “get in the way” and lead to him not updating it.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

You forgot Sam Hyde DMCAing iDubbbz and him not forgetting for a decade.

Oh god damn it I did forget! Okay then append second funniest to my bullshit post for honesty's sake.

Cohh just shot himself in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Blizzard culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in EVE where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is that the PirateSoftware discord, after hearing about this, are not going to want to watch Cohh, nor will they purchase any of Cohh's merch. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Cohh has alienated an entire market with this move.
Cohh, publicly apologize to Jason or you can kiss your business goodbye.

Your one and only post in the entire thread? Strange larp.