Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[3MMA]

In these situations where these retards get their ego checked it usually follows this series of steps:
1) Retarded player leaves friends in a shit situation that he could help
2) Retarded player makes excuses for himself while his friends are dying
3) Friends tell him if he isn't going to help then he needs shut the fuck up
4) Retarded player continues to argue while friends die
5) Friends realize they have been flying with a retard and start reminding him of every single mistake he has ever made(eve online players are autistic so they remember all this shit), they go through his killboard and make fun of all his shitfits, and all his deaths to random retards, they spread his name and his retardedness to every single serious high skill corporation/alliance in the game
6) Retarded players ego is now shattered into a million pieces so he swears a blood curse to ruin them in game
7) Retarded player leaves group, joins his friends enemies and spends the next week making reddit and forum posts about how his former friends are really bad people and they said nigger, faggot, and retard multiple times in voice comms, and really hated minorities or some shit
8 ) At this point retarded player either goes back to null sec alliance to continue to participate in one button slapfights or they quit the game.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. It’s a tale as old as the oldest MMO’s, & though I’ve not been very active on any MMO’s for over a decade, that’s the universal story of a complete bitch ass you don’t want on your team. The type who cares nothing about his guild, alliance, or whatever any given game calls a group of players who’ve teamed up in game.

Defeats the purpose of group play if you play exclusively as if it’s a solo leveling game. Just play a solo style game if you’re not going to bring it with the alliance or guild, full force. That’s a phenomenon which has never changed. A total pussy of a player. It’s funny that this incident is what broke the spell on this guys social facade.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

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Is that a fucking bathroom gnome!?

He was right all along.

The gnomes turned on his printer while breaking in.

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

1000 years in mspaint later

Edit: I'm going to die laughing if he's reading the thread and suspiciously pointy hatted dark/fleshy outfitted gnomes start popping up around him in his game and he's unable to explain exactly why it's upsetting him so much.

(for the retarded I am not saying do this. I am saying if it happens organically it would be funny)

 

[Retink Retunk]

My prediction is Maldy will become the next Billy Mitchel.

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Is that a fucking bathroom gnome!?

Weird, didn't expect Keemstar to make an appearance.

 

[lol cow supreme]

In response to the accusation of using guides for games, Jason Thor (Pirate Software) has been seething in his discord server over losing subscribers.

Jesus Christ dude. Why is your community happenings post so much longer than the actual thread? Fucking just post the interest part and direct us over here. You dont need to redo the OP. Or are you fucking retarded?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I want to remind everyone that this is indeed "sexual content" for Maldy and his ferret loving ass.

Holy fuck those are terrifying images by @boing boing . To imagine this dude shoving that wizard hat up his ass wtf. Why am I not surprised?

 

[bossmanpeterson]

I wear this like a badge of honor

 

[Retink Retunk]

How did anyone watch this and not realize how fake it was back then?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

1000 years in mspaint later

Allow me.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Im too scared to open the images. I dont think I want to inflict mental damage on myself like this

 

[Finger Pistols]

Why is your community happenings post so much longer than the actual thread? Fucking just post the interest part and direct us over here. You dont need to redo the OP.

Edited the community feature submissions post to remove some filler. I think I will leave the comment he left on YouTube and Ross Scott's clipped response since those are the main features. I am not redoing the OP, I am trying to summarize and point out effort posts digging into Jason's past or how he likely has more conflicts of interest when defending scummy practices in the industry. I did overdo it with the images now that I am reading it again.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Wait a minute, is that what "penetration testing" is according to Mald? Now things are beginning to make sense. Excuse me, I’m leaving to be with my family.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Im too scared to open the images. I dont think I want to inflict mental damage on myself like this

Excellent choice sir

 

[Bats are not blind idiot]

It's pointless embellishment on a story that didn't need embellishment. It would be cool enough to say "Wtf, my printer just activated and spat out a puzzle for this game". That's pretty unique.

I am positive the sequence of events happened as following:
>Interacts with in-game printer. Nothing happens.
>Looking through his phone for the solution of the next puzzle step
>"Oh shit I'm gonna need to print something. Uhh brb chat gotta check something out"
>Leaves stream for the first time, turns on printer.
>Comes back, act like nothing happened until he gets to the part where something actually needs to be printed.
>"Uhh brb again chat"
>Goes to other room and gets the recently printed paper, realizing he now needs an excuse as to why he had to 1) leave the stream twice and 2) suddenly came across the printed papers.
>"So uh.... the papers falling sounded like someone broke into my house so uhh.... giant spoon and machete ahaha"

Another thing, I'm not sure how no one has made mention of this (or at least I haven't seen it), but the most egregious part of the printer scandal is when he comes back to the stream with 1 (one) set of 2 (two) sheets of paper. One (as in oneself) would THINK that ALL that noise that made it sound like your ferret-ridden home was being raided by ferret-hungry stalker children would be generated by A LOT of paper being printed. But no, he only returns with 2 (again, two) sheets, one with the origami instructions and one for the origami itself, likely from a single press of the in-game printer.
He thought his house was being being the target of a furry inquisition from 2 (TWO) sheets of paper being printed, through noise-cancelling headphones, from downstairs.

 

[Donaldo]

Spoiler: Behold the social engineer god's shit streaks

Checked the metadata and like... it checks out. Dear God, it's all real.

(For the record, the phone you want to check for more is apparently your LG-C800.)

 

[CoolSixtyNiner]

So there's no way Jason doesn't read this thread, and there's no way he doesn't know who @boing boing is, if she's legit.

Considering he is a supreme narcissist watching his world crumble around him, it is only a matter of time before he reaches out to her, or tries some other shit, right? Let's see where this goes.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

The fact that this dude says "my voice dropped when I was 33" and people still take him seriously is fucking insane to me. I remember seeing him come up constantly in youtube shorts and he always gave off this fucking smarmy energy.

"I KNOW A LOT. Bro I swear I SWEAR TO YOU. I know A LOT. PLEASE BRO" is all that I ever get from him and his little pseudo intellectual diatribes. Go figure for a furfaggot who's in business with Ludwig, the internet's most spineless smasher.

Seeing that the thing that put his name into the mud was a WoW raid is pretty funny.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

he reaches out to her

that would only affirm the pictures more and if he is smart he will ignore it

 

[Elite Kipchak]

it should be easy to confirm if it's real, does the phrase "gnome dildo" get you instabanned in his chat/discord?

 

[Aidan]

So in other words he’ll DMCA?

A DM to boing boing saying "Get everything off the internet NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!"