Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[boing boing]

NIGGER HOW DID YOU ENDURE IT

Probably the same way I endured working for Blizzard: extreme cope. I regret having to not only live in it, but smell it AND clean up after his ass left.

Im too scared to open the images. I dont think I want to inflict mental damage on myself like this

Don't do it. Save yourself.

Checked the metadata and like... it checks out. Dear God, it's all real.

(For the record, the phone you want to check for more is apparently your LG-C800.)

That one cooked, which is probably why I can't find it. Absolutely tossed it out ages ago.

So there's no way Jason doesn't read this thread, and there's no way he doesn't know who @boing boing is, if she's legit.

Considering he is a supreme narcissist watching his world crumble around him, it is only a matter of time before he reaches out to her, or tries some other shit, right? Let's see where this goes.

I'd love to have something to DM to his dad so we can laugh about it together. We've both been literally dragged through filth over this kid.

A DM to boing boing saying "Get everything off the internet NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!"

After having to clean up after him, I fear nothing.

He's smarter than your average lolcow. If she's already willing to leak messages, then she'll leak him reaching out to remove said images. I don't think he's above sending people to attempt to pull gay ops though.

If anything of note occurs, it will be archived.

But really, I'm self-employed, well-liked, and well-connected across gaming and tech. My reputation is, in contrast to his, sound. The potential to meddle in my life is pretty low and would take a lot of effort for no lasting result.

Not saying "come at me, bro" in any way, but surely he knows I'm above board and targeted harassment results in multiplatform bans. I know my rights as well as what his were at the time, and no privacy was invaded as the bathroom door in the shared hallway was left wide open for me and any visitors to see all this.

Stating my true and honest personal experience and apartment photos isn't a high enough offense to get buttgrumpy about. His own streams show the state of his carpet and thensome, so this is a lifestyle situation-type deal that was already out in the open.

Funny thing is if he had sent over cleaners and replaced my super spendy $90 chair as some sign of remorse even without uttering a word of apology, I would have never been bothered enough to post about anything here. Garbage person through and through.

 

[gagabobo1997]

its a fucking vintage ikea terracotta gnome? why the fuck is it in his bathroom? he's definitely fucking the clay gnome

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

I'd love to have something to DM to his dad so we can laugh about it together. We've both been literally dragged through filth over this kid.

Damn... If this shit is actually true then imagine being such a failson that your own goddamn dad is dunking on you behind the scenes.




Also explain shitgnome if you can, please.

 

[Finger Pistols]

@boing boing Who owned the bathroom gnome? You or Jason? Why was it in the bathroom? I need to know! I am still stuck on that. It's just a very odd decoration for a bathroom and it sticks out too much.

 

[All Smiles]

Holy fuck, this nigger can't even clean a goddamned toilet?

Also, what in the fuck is this thing? It's not what I think it is, right?
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The WoW drama to shitstain & furry dildo reveal pipeline

It's amazing how a simple "sorry, my bad. Won't do it again" could have changed the timeline

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Shit gnome giveth, and shit gnome taketh away....

 

[stupid fufu]

We shall dub this: The poop gnome leaks

 

[Coach Blue Pill]

For bathrooms the only limiting factor for any decoration is how much grime and anything an object can gather hence why carpets are gross but those stone mats are more appealing but still an issue if you don't clean them like once every other day. This is why nothing in the bathroom is best because nothing doesn't get shit on it. A fucking gnome on the counter is getting fucking filthy fast, especially if it has a hollow interior.

Oh and that guy definitely is taking it up the ass and then rinsing it off after the fact. You think he isn't?

 

[boing boing]

Also explain shitgnome if you can, please.

@boing boing Who owned the bathroom gnome? You or Jason? Why was it in the bathroom? I need to know! I am still stuck on that. It's just a very odd decoration for a bathroom and it sticks out too much.

Everything in the photos is his. I was genuinely too afraid to go deep enough in to look around or under the gnome. Definitely didn't want to ask about it, either. Keep in mind that there was no shower curtain (I specifically told him he needed one, and he never installed one), so it was always watching him in there.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

I also worked at *snip* for quite some time

I know Mald already knows who you are, assuming you've told the truth, but you should not be comfortable writing personally identifiable information about yourself on this site. If mald or anyone else says "I know who wrote those Kiwi Farms posts", all the information you've revealed about yourself will be used to verify that claim, find your personal internet presence, and scour through every bit of it. Even if you think you have nothing to hide, you don't want the scrutiny. We will also probably make fun of you.

 

[Seven Blasphemous Deaths]

I thought everyone had a bathroom gnome. Where do you guys hang your poop scissors?

 

[The Green Top]

I'm going to be extremely charitable in order to set up a hypothetical question.

Just for a moment, let's put aside his well-documented history of gay furry degeneracy, and the fact that this garden decoration is being kept in the bathroom.

Do you think there exists - somewhere in the world - a gnome that is shaped more like a dog penis?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I was genuinely too afraid to go deep enough

The gnome certainly wasn't, methinks.

 

[boing boing]

I know Mald already knows who you are, assuming you've told the truth, but you should not be comfortable writing personally identifiable information about yourself on this site.

Fair point, and revised. I just assume that if he's going to out me, he's going to out me.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

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Is that a fucking bathroom gnome!?

I'm going to be extremely charitable in order to set up a hypothetical question.

Just for a moment, let's put aside his well-documented history of gay furry degeneracy, and the fact that this garden decoration is being kept in the bathroom.

Do you think there exists - somewhere in the world - a gnome that is shaped more like a dog penis?

I nominate for random.txt: "Do you think there exists - somewhere in the world - a gnome that is shaped more like a dog penis?"

 

[PhoBingas]

So we can safely assume it is a shitgnome.

Why do you need a shitgnome on your bathroom countertop?

I'd assume to blast yourself or your roommates in the ass with.

Everything in the photos is his. I was genuinely too afraid to go deep enough in to look around or under the gnome. Definitely didn't want to ask about it, either. Keep in mind that there was no shower curtain (I specifically told him he needed one, and he never installed one), so it was always watching him in there.

Nerdlinger isn't cool enough to have a gnome full of drugs like Project x.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I can't think of any reason why the fuck you would have a terracotta gnome that's 90% hat and is (((coincidentally))) flared like a sex toy in your bathroom. Considering since it's terracotta I'd imagine it's something you're meant to put outside on your lawn, not inside your fucking bathroom for Swedish gnome feng shui.

Until proven otherwise, that gnome went up Mald's asshole.

 

[All Smiles]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe"

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

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Is that a fucking bathroom gnome!?

That went up his ass, didn't it?

 

[Sammich]

I think the gnome is probably like a poop knife sort of thing. But this guy was probably using the gnome poop knife to bust the shit up in his butt instead of the poop knife for busting it up in the toilet.