Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Prokhor Zakharov]

User @boing boing, former roommate and coworker of Jason Thor Hall (Pirate Software) at Blizzard, has dug up some pictures from their old apartment showing he's a rat and a roach not in only in Wow but IRL as well. Be warned for there's a photo showing an inconspicuous gnome in his bathroom.

Spoiler: Gnome

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-20364415

Silly N Space, that's not just a gnome, it's obviously a gnome shaped anal dildo.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I so can't wait for gnome to be a banned word in thors chat.
you could ask if hes got a gnome stuck up his ass if he gets salty, and he would probably flip

I think the gnome is probably like a poop knife sort of thing

No. Absolutely no. This is a decorative butt plug / butt....spike?

That gnome has seen some shit.

 

[Wodanaz]

>mom found the vintage terracotta bathroom gnome

 

['Ole Dente]

Holy fuck, this nigger can't even clean a goddamned toilet?

Also, what in the fuck is this thing? It's not what I think it is, right?
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That's called an Ass Carrot.

There are similar objects online.



This nigga got an ass carrot.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I so can't wait for gnome to be a banned word in thors chat.
Also an easy troll is ask if hes got a gnome stuck up his ass if he gets salty

There are quite a few ways to spell it phonetically as well.

My favorite is "noʊm". lol

 

[Shoresy]

you could ask if hes got a gnome stuck up his ass if he gets salty, and he would probably flip

Make it more subtle. Ask if he has a shower curtain and if so, is it a World of Warcraft shower curtain, just to throw him off a bit. I mean, I'm sure he'd know right away what you're doing.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Grummz actually did things at Blizzard though. He may be a grifter too but, he actually made something - unlike Maldy.

No, he didn't. He's puffed up his credentials much like Maldy has.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

There are quite a few ways to spell it phonetically as well.

My favorite is "noʊm". lol

Gonna be a lot of talk about possibly the worst linguist and commie retard Noam Chomsky in the future.

 

[Freelance Police]

Behold the social engineer god's shit streaks

That water is still putrid. Would it a kill a nigga to double flush after a high velocity impact like that?

 

[Golden Boy]

When you’re so gay people assume you shove an IKEA gnome up your ass.

 

[Marche]

When you’re so gay people assume you shove an IKEA gnome up your ass.

the thing is he fucks pooners, dudes just beyond gay at that point

 

[Shuhalo]

the thing is he fucks pooners, dudes just beyond gay at that point

Gay²

 

[DickMain]

Why its in his bathroom collecting piss and shit particulate is beyond me

Are you certain you can't hazard a guess

 

[my penis is on fire]

inb4 “gnome” becomes the next chat autoban word

 

[SandyCat]

I'm barely catching up on the puzzle arc and now there's a bathroom gnome dildo arc? I can't keep pace with this autism

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

there was no shower curtain (I specifically told him he needed one, and he never installed one)

this is the sort of behavior that separates us from animals

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Cohh just shot himself in the foot.
I don't know how much the rest of you know about Blizzard culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in EVE where you can become successful by being an asshole. If you screw someone over, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.
What this means is that the PirateSoftware discord, after hearing about this, are not going to want to watch Cohh, nor will they purchase any of Cohh's merch. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Cohh has alienated an entire market with this move.
Cohh, publicly apologize to Jason or you can kiss your business goodbye.

Maldavius' fans are neets and retards, they ain't got no money to burn.

Jesus Christ dude. Why is your community happenings post so much longer than the actual thread? Fucking just post the interest part and direct us over here. You dont need to redo the OP. Or are you fucking retarded?

Shut up, zoomer child. Some of us like to read.

So, troon status? Are we there yet?

Just about!

I'd love to have something to DM to his dad so we can laugh about it together. We've both been literally dragged through filth over this kid.

Wait, what? Tell us more.
Ps. Thanks for coming back and delivering. You are providing the toppest of keks for us all.

Just imagining Maldy reading your posts and going apeshit is making me giddy!

its a fucking vintage ikea terracotta gnome? why the fuck is it in his bathroom? he's definitely fucking the clay gnome

All I'm saying... is if you put a condom on top, it doesn't matter it's terracotta...

 

[3MMA]

I found another image of the same vintage IKEA terracotta garden gnome. Here is a side by side comparison so as to better illustrate what Jason’s unfortunate bathroom gnome has been through:

Natural Habitat

Note the brownish discoloration around 4”-9” down from the gnome’s hat tip. That vintage terracotta gnome has seen some things.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Allow me.
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He clearly has a bottle of mana lube in his inventory!

Can confirm it is not a dildo. It is a "vintage Ikea" terracotta porch gnome. Why its in his bathroom collecting piss and shit particulate is beyond me. Terracotta is apparently very porous so I would estimate that the thing would've been 50% terracotta and 50% piss and shit particulate.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1760134951/vintage-ikea-terra-cotta-porch-gnome

i sincerely hope he didn't fuck it

I'm in tears laughing.

, so it was always watching him in there.

Oh it wasn't just watching him. It was a very g'naughty g'nome...

I found another image of the same vintage IKEA terracotta garden gnome. Here is a side by side comparison so as to better illustrate what Jason’s unfortunate bathroom gnome has been through:
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Natural Habitat
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Note the brownish discoloration around 4”-9” down from the gnome’s hat tip. That vintage terracotta gnome has seen some things.

The gnome sitting outside has less "dirt" on it than that thing.
Eugh.

 

[Swiss46]

On his hierarchy of bathroom needs garden gnome was higher than shower curtains to him. Lol, lmao.