Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[polyester]

Lol the Pests have been @ing the MPD on Twitter and emailing them directly for years.

And that's probably why the MPD lawyers requested that access to some of the filings in Pat's lawsuit be restricted, which the judge granted.
I'm not saying that the pests' alogging isn't producing anything funny - it would be hypocritical to claim that, as much of what we laugh at in this thread is the result of it. But when they include third-parties, it has downsides too, like cutting off potential sources of info or making people more sympathetic to Pat.

i decided to graph how many people tweeted at Pigtits over the past week:
[...] The activity spikes on the weekend, peaking at 6426 tweets on Saturday.

I must admit, that's more stalkerchild activity than I expected.
Does your number include direct and indirect replies to his tweets (including from civilians), or is all of that stand-along tweets explicitly tagging him?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Womp womp. Sad pat pretending the world just ended. Also, the blue hair chick that pat is sharing a reading block with at the convention was contacted by one Daniel Mullen giving her a special set of instructions not to upstage pat or look him in the eye, and to admit that her books only sell because of her disability. One of her con accommodations is that nothing negative or mean can be said to or about her because of her disability. So imagine my surprise when she takes it on the chin and makes a joke at her own expense after receiving the email. She didn’t reply directly, she didn’t do anything remotely like fat.

I included Harry’s blurb because I agree!

 

[Pig Cannon]

i decided to graph how many people tweeted at Pigtits over the past week:

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THE STALKER CHILDS ARE GOING TO THE MOON

I must admit, that's more stalkerchild activity than I expected.
Does your number include direct and indirect replies to his tweets (including from civilians), or is all of that stand-along tweets explicitly tagging him?

i believe it includes replies. on the right side you can see the tweets. It appears like they're explicitly tagging him but that's just how twitter displays reply tweets when linked outside of a thread.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

This is why prison is already over. Enjoy your life child

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

So imagine my surprise when she takes it on the chin and makes a joke at her own expense after receiving the email.

Wow that shows some good humor and I wish her well, and that ricky slips up and says something wrong, and that she replies in kind, and people buy her book not because of her disability, but because it pisses him off so.

THE STALKER CHILDS ARE GOING TO THE MOON

Trump is making patposting (rickwriting) great again. Another promise kept!

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Wow that shows some good humor and I wish her well, and that ricky slips up and says something wrong, and that she replies in kind, and people buy her book not because of her disability, but because it pisses him off so.

I’m halfway expecting it, a few of the pests on the thread I was reading thought highly of her response and I’m sure Pat is following along somewhere. His pecker probably started twitching when they found her at the thought of them being battle buddies together braving the trolls, he’s gonna be pissed if she keeps this up and makes him look hysterical by comparison. He gets mad when random strangers talk with his detractors (even though they know nothing about him or his plight) he will definitely shit about her making jokes with them. Remember “don’t thank the felon, Keith.”

 

[Dean Pentel]

as an aside, isn't "Lucas Oil" generally considered to be a form of snake-oil sold to idiots?

Sorta. It's not snake oil from the perspective of being a legitimate lubricant. It definitely is overpriced bullshit sold as something specialized for firearms when common firearms have never needed specialized lubricants to function reliably. If you have some because you got conned into the bullshit of it all just continue to use it until it runs out and don't waste money in the future.

Trump is president, child Pat. Enjoy being fat!

No, child. He won't. This is because he's never fat enough for his own liking. The FBI knows he's not. Continue to laugh at what a fat loser he is with a dead literary career and a wardrobe that doesn't fit him.

We.

Will.

 

[AprilRains]

If you have some because you got conned into the bullshit of it all just continue to use it until it runs out and don't waste money in the future.

I disagree. People who bought Lucas Oil are in terrible danger! The only way to mitigate their risk is to send me money. Lots and lots of it.

 

[Post Reply]

God, give Patrick the strength he will need to survive these next 4 years. You can take his feet, but please leave his hands.

 

[OffTopic]

And that's probably why the MPD lawyers requested that access to some of the filings in Pat's lawsuit be restricted, which the judge granted.
I'm not saying that the pests' alogging isn't producing anything funny - it would be hypocritical to claim that, as much of what we laugh at in this thread is the result of it. But when they include third-parties, it has downsides too, like cutting off potential sources of info or making people more sympathetic to Pat.

This is true. It's the Pests' own faults we never got the body cam footage from his naked spergout. If they hadn't immediately texted Rick about it and shown their hand, he never would've insisted they seal it.

You gotta take the good with the bad. The Pests are a runaway rascal train that runs on autism and faggotry.

 

[AnOminous]

He will most likely tweet that Trump is constitutionally disqualified from holding office, as he has xeeted for three months now

He isn't. It's an utterly insane claim. This pinhead claims that he can somehow personally disqualify someone from office just based on his say-so without any due process whatsoever. Short of something like overtly participating in a civil war or an actual conviction under the Insurrection Act (and probably not even all such convictions since the "Insurrection" Act covers a lot of conduct that is not remotely insurrection), the issue hasn't even been raised.

If it has been, it was in the impeachment trial over this very issue in which he was acquitted.

The actual fuck is it with him and the ponty finger schtick?!

This Epic Black Dude did it far better.

 

[ParasiteSteve]

I included Harry’s blurb because I agree!

I had a look at her books, seems like something I would fucking hate. Gets lots of praise for strong vegan and progressive themes in her books. But she seems a good sport so someone might find that type of thing entertaining, just not for me. But hey, her good will got me to check her out, maybe others do and it results in a sale.

I wonder how much money Pat has walked away from with just his attitude, must be a small fortune.

 

[AnOminous]

That pat can’t see the humor in Trump goes to show how little comic sense he has, And he wanted to be a stand up comedian.

The failure of comedians to make the most of Trump is almost tragic. They have THIS GUY and can't manage to be funny about him, instead being insanely angry and boring.

You could not even know who he was and his reaction faces alone are hilarious. Yet we have had these "comedians" be as painfully unfunny as it's possible to be, despite such rich material.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The failure of comedians to make the most of Trump is almost tragic.

There was a beautiful, glorious golden age between when Trump "came down that elevator" and about when he clinched the nomination where the comedians were making fun of him and having a grand old time. After all, he was personally known to many and part of the whole entertainment complex.

Then someone somewhere threw the switch, and that started to die out, having been completely converted to dead after the election. Disappointing, really, as he not only is funny as hell himself, but he leans into "dabit" if you work with him.

In other words, exactly the opposite of fatrick.

This pinhead claims that he can somehow personally disqualify someone from office just based on his say-so without any due process whatsoever.

Every fucking time he mentions that shit, [by whom?] needs to be added. He has this weird (American?) belief in the system itself automatically doing anything - systems and laws don't do shit; people do, perhaps informed by them, but they have to act. When he bitches about "congress allowing this" he's closer to the truth than anything else he says, but still, if he acts like a president, and people treat him as such, he is the president. The whole concept of "illegitimate" really doesn't matter at all. Same thing with Biden.

He'd have more logical ground to stand on by insisting that King Charles III is still ruler of America, frankly.

 

[AnOminous]

Every fucking time he mentions that shit, [by whom?] needs to be added. He has this weird (American?) belief in the system itself automatically doing anything - systems and laws don't do shit; people do, perhaps informed by them, but they have to act.

Sadly his lunacy is not limited to him. The Supreme Court of Colorado somehow insanely thought that a single state could invalidate a federal Presidential candidate, something SCOTUS smacked them on the pecker for. And these were career judges in the final court of a state making such an absolutely cretinous ruling.

 

[RussianParasite]

Trump is making patposting (rickwriting) great again. Another promise kept!

Trump could run the US into the ground and it’d be worth it for the oink outs we will be getting over the coming year. Patrick may legitimately be arrested for fed posting or have a heart attack (because he is fat).

 

[Judge Holden]

The failure of comedians to make the most of Trump is almost tragic. They have THIS GUY and can't manage to be funny about him, instead being insanely angry and boring.

Because they are trying too hard to show off how much they super duper hate him in order to get a standing ovation from the studio audience. IIRC some of the only comedy people to halfway make funny drumpf jokes are the Smiling Friends/Oney niggers who found a simple formula of positing scenarios in which drumpf acts in character during absurd scenarios like getting into an argument with Linkara (the great linkara....its okay......) or meeting slightly smaller clones of himself or playing Croc

Fundamentally drumpf for better or worse or literally hitler is a showman, and a funny showman at that. This provides a very simple bouncing board for comedy either generally or at his expense, but fuck all comedians want to take the easy and funny option and instead like to torture some convoluted rant about how he is a demonic racist rapist who loves pee pee and poo poo and wears diapers and is also stupid and smelly, because nobody wants to risk being accused of humanising him or making light of his atrocities

He'd have more logical ground to stand on by insisting that King Charles III is still ruler of America, frankly.

Well if the constitution is void, america is over, and the president is illegitimate, your choice is either sucking it up and coming crawling back to beg King Charles III to accept you as his subjects again or pledging your loyalty to the nearest Chief Slap-A-Ho injun along with the necessary tribute of alcoholic hand sanitiser.

The choice is yours. Beta-Bonglanders or Prairie-Pajeets.

 

[Patty Q. Anonlinson]

Roz from Monster Inc(lusion) seems like she can see the funny side of pat-posting,
usually anyone who doesn't respond like Pat, Paul or Hildy get moved on from pretty quickly.

Though, I'm sure there's some coddling therapist cunt enabling and rationalizing her laziness.




Edit - What race is this thing in the corner? Is this "American White"?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

Because they are trying too hard to show off how much they super duper hate him in order to get a standing ovation from the studio audience. IIRC some of the only comedy people to halfway make funny drumpf jokes are the Smiling Friends/Oney niggers who found a simple formula of positing scenarios in which drumpf acts in character during absurd scenarios like getting into an argument with Linkara (the great linkara....its okay......) or meeting slightly smaller clones of himself or playing Croc

Fundamentally drumpf for better or worse or literally hitler is a showman, and a funny showman at that. This provides a very simple bouncing board for comedy either generally or at his expense, but fuck all comedians want to take the easy and funny option and instead like to torture some convoluted rant about how he is a demonic racist rapist who loves pee pee and poo poo and wears diapers and is also stupid and smelly, because nobody wants to risk being accused of humanising him or making light of his atrocities


Well if the constitution is void, america is over, and the president is illegitimate, your choice is either sucking it up and coming crawling back to beg King Charles III to accept you as his subjects again or pledging your loyalty to the nearest Chief Slap-A-Ho injun along with the necessary tribute of alcoholic hand sanitiser.

The choice is yours. Beta-Bonglanders or Prairie-Pajeets.

tbf trumptards refuse to accept that he's a lolcow president and need to suck his cock instead of laughing at him. there's no fun medium, people either seethe or glaze him which sucks. I regularly go back and look at the pic of him in the oval office with a bunch of beans and laugh my ass off

 

[AnOminous]

Roz from Monster Inc(lusion) seems like she can see the funny side of pat-posting,
usually anyone who doesn't respond like Pat, Paul or Hildy get moved on from pretty quickly.

She looks to me like someone capable of a sensible chuckle.