People that ruined their life

[Dawdler]

Post here about people that regrettably picked the wrong road.

Good friend at the time ruined herself and now she's so desperate, by her own words: she'd let you pee on her for 20$.
She had so much potential as a biologist. Now is just a hollow shell of a person ...

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Jason Pullara AKA Lordkat
From video game reviewer to failed podcaster to home builder and homesteader to gross tranny.
Honestly if he had just remained some dude rebuilding his cabin and vlogging about his life I think he could have been redeemed for his cringy ass shit in the past. Instead he jumped the shark and trooned out.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Girl in high school. Car accident, her chest slammed into the steering wheel. Don’t know why the airbag didn’t deploy, or if she was wearing a seatbelt.

Anyway her heart was all messed up. She was a 16 year old girl with a bright future so naturally she was placed almost at the top of the donor transplant list for a new heart.

And that was a mistake.

She partied and whored around the rest of high school. And drank like a camel stranded in the Sahara finding an oasis. Dressed like a tart. Tattoos somehow probably fake ID, skipping classes, skipping school, brought other seemingly good girls down with her. If I had to psycho-analyze her, I think she wanted to live life to the fullest after a near death experience.

But what she did was selfish. She very nearly died once, people were so relieved she was alive. But then she spiraled out of control. Stopped taking her anti-rejection meds for her donor heart. Body attacked itself. All the booze and Lord knows what else in her system didn’t help. And she died shortly after high school. A total waste of two lives. Hers, and one other who could have used that heart responsibly.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

she'd let you pee on her for 20$

How can I get in contact with her? I want to see what this $50 will get me.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I want to see what this $50 will get me.

a trip to the doctor because it burns when you pee.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I ruin my own life. Thank you very much.

 

[David Brown]

Ethan Ralph

 

[Hellwalker]

Every fucking tranny ever.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

This is KiwiFarms, a website dedicated to laughing at people who are hellbent to destroy their own lives, so I am assuming you mean personal people.

Ex girlfriend. After I kicked her ass to the curb, she shacked up with some dumbass who was in a poly relationship with like 4 other chicks. She apparently moved into there and was at the bottom of the totem pole and when everyone got tired of her shit, they kicked her out. So for awhile she was broke, had nothing, but her clothes and a bed and that was the last I heard of her. Hilarious. If you feel bad, don't. She deserved it.

she'd let you pee on her for 20$

Ironically I have $20 from that Trump coin....Let's get in contact with her.

How can I get in contact with her? I want to see what this $50 will get me.

$50 will also let you pee on her. Let me explain how you do this, fren. You give her $10 to pee on her with the promise of more, maybe as much as $50 if she listens. Then you pee on her. Offer her $10 to make her drink it. Offer her $20 more dollars to make her do whatever you want for the day.

Now you have $10 left for beer money. You never give her $50. You gotta milk the cow.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

And she died shortly after high school. A total waste of two lives. Hers, and one other who could have used that heart responsibly.

Heart transplantation has a high early mortality—15-20% of recipients die within a year of the operation.2,3 Thereafter the death rate is constant, at about 4% a year for the next 18 years, so that 50% of patients can expect to be alive after 10 years and 15% after 20 years.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1125407/#:~:text=Heart%20transplantation%20has%20a%20high,and%2015%25%20after%2020%20years.

dunno if she got second lease at life when your life expectancy is barely a decade

at least she got a chance to go out with a bang .

 

[i440BX]

Good friend at the time ruined herself and now she's so desperate, by her own words: she'd let you pee on her for 20$.
She had so much potential as a biologist. Now is just a hollow shell of a person ...

Why did this happen?

 

[Kiwisee]

I know someone who derailed their entire life with heavy drug usage and never seeking help. He died about a year ago after he OD’d near a ditch and technically died from drowning in the pool of water at the bottom of the ditch. A shame he went the route he did, he just lost it after failing the bar exam to become a lawyer.

Instead of picking himself up and trying again, he chose opioids and booze. I have a feeling that his drug habits are why he failed in the first place.

 

[Dawdler]

Why did this happen?

No job, dead relationship, reproductive issues

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Instead of picking himself up and trying again, he chose opioids and booze. I have a feeling that his drug habits are why he failed in the first place.

I knew a guy whose parents died when he was still a teen. He got a ton of money in inheritance. He spent it all on drugs and booze and video games. Guy literally chugged dozens of beers, was popping literally any pill he would find on the ground. I'm not joking, he lived with a friend and 5 other people and the house was a bit of a mess. He would find pills on the floor and just take them regardless of whether he knew what they were or not. He was pretty nuts. Nice guy. Very nuts. Then one day he vanished, apparently wound up in jail, went to prison and we never heard from him again. I always joke with my friends one day one of us will walk into a Walmart or some shit and he'll be like "Wurmple, is that you?!" And he'd be in khakis, down 200lbs and completely unrecognizable managing some shitty retail store and clean as a whistle. Reality is he's probably dead in a ditch somewhere, but I hope not.

 

[Male Idiot]

The Balldo is pretty much the ur-example. Ralph started from nothing and didn't have much to loose.

The Balldo had what most people want out of life, and he dun goooofed!

 

[Dawdler]

He got a ton of money in inheritance.

Friendo got a year's worth of wages from traffic incident after a car struck him on a scooter. Got some bruises but was otherwise ok.
He got a new scooter and crashed it and himself, broken arm this time. Just pissed away the rest of his money.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Just pissed away the rest of his money.

Speaking of pissing away money, I loaned a kid $20 in high school once, which was a lot of money back then, and the next day I found out he fucking necked himself. Hung himself from his fucking ceiling fan over some chick. When I found out I was so incredibly stunned all I was able to do was make jokes. My head canon is that he used that money to buy the rope and the stool to do it. What a fucking dick. Seriously does he have any idea how awkward it was to have to go up to his parents at the candlelight vigil to ask for the money back?

 

[Dawdler]

That's horrifying

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

That's horrifying

Everyone called me an ass hole because I was so stunned all I could do was make jokes like:

"What? Was paying me back really THAT much to ask?"

"So....Do you guys think he spent my $20 on the rope?"

"Do you think it's crass if I ask the cops if they found $20 on his corpse?"

"I'm so mad I could turn the ceiling fan on."

"So what now? I'm just going to have to go up to his parents and be like 'Um..Hi...Excuse me...Look I know your son just tragically took his own life but...I had loaned him $20 earlier that day and....'" (Yes)

"I can't wait to tell my parents. 'Hey ma, you're not gonna believe this...'"

"Well if $20 killed that kid...*turns to friend*. Hey, want to borrow $20?"

"If he was having girl problems he could've just offered $20 for head."

So that was the first and last time I ever loaned anyone money. And I got a funny story out of it.

 

[Dawdler]

Humor is a way to cope with tragedy.