DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

These frontal shots really don't flatter him
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The side camera still looks somehwat slim (in most cases) but this here makes him look like a blob. Also: adjust the height of your chair and put your legs straight. Jesus

In this picture, he looks like a baby seated in a high chair at a restaurant.

 

[FormerPro]

Being nice to Jayde is a real softball pitch for Phil to regain some level of humanity and he still cannot bring himself to do it. Just play 1 round of Marvel Rivals with the guy?

I remember back on the flight sim streams Jayde was saying he wanted to see a flight across Japan. Any normal human being would just say "let's do one last quick flight across Tokyo for Jayde". Phil however just says "Wow Jayde, maybe someone will donate on your behalf and we can do a flight in Japan".

Just because he's not a pedo or serial killer doesn't mean he's not an abhorrent cunt.

 

[johnkimble123]

EDIT: Also, +40 minutes of OT stalling and pulling the "I guess Kat will have to cook tomorrow" card. He talked about getting a $1000 camera like it's "a ton of money" but charging the dents $1500 to watch him eat fast food is not.

Her cooking must be the drizzling shits with the ways he talks when he can't Doordash and has to eat whatever she nuked in a microwave.

 

[PieceofShet]

Being nice to Jayde is a real softball pitch for Phil to regain some level of humanity and he still cannot bring himself to do it. Just play 1 round of Marvel Rivals with the guy?

I remember back on the flight sim streams Jayde was saying he wanted to see a flight across Japan. Any normal human being would just say "let's do one last quick flight across Tokyo for Jayde". Phil however just says "Wow Jayde, maybe someone will donate on your behalf and we can do a flight in Japan".

Just because he's not a pedo or serial killer doesn't mean he's not an abhorrent cunt.

My fav moment when he was playing some asian game, i think that parry souls game, Sekiro, and he set the language to japan instead of english, even tho SBM was there.

 

[johnkimble123]

As for his setup up the Lego streamers, I know all have a uniform set up of camera facing down to the desk but guess what they tend to chat about life and talk with the stream, they tend to have families and hobbies so you get some fun chats. Hell, one guy I follow was talking about Trump positively which did throw me off I admit because I did not expect that at all.

His biggest issue, and it comes through whenever he actually speaks, is he has no life experiences to talk about that aren't a decade old or make him sound like a Karen (whining about the time you went out and something bad happen that was the fault of the business for the 500th time ain't it).

When you literally have no interests outside of your job that you hate, you & your wife are the 2 most boring fucks on the planet, you never leave the house and you never talk to actual real people or have any friends, you tend to run out of shit to talk about.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

After being humiliated last week by his co-host and 'friend' PPP. Phillip decided he won't stream Smark Guys today is having Internet issues. Such a reliable co-host.

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Speaking of the real world. Few streams ago, he said he doesn’t go downtown because he’s scared of crime (although other Washington residents said he’s lying about that) He’s becoming agoraphobic. Thank god for door dash.

A man only has but 10 fingernails to bite

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Who thought that paying for two internet lines from the same company as a "contingency" would be stupid?

 

[Lord_Point]

Being nice to Jayde is a real softball pitch for Phil to regain some level of humanity and he still cannot bring himself to do it. Just play 1 round of Marvel Rivals with the guy?

I remember back on the flight sim streams Jayde was saying he wanted to see a flight across Japan. Any normal human being would just say "let's do one last quick flight across Tokyo for Jayde". Phil however just says "Wow Jayde, maybe someone will donate on your behalf and we can do a flight in Japan".

Just giving away services, for free? Clearly you are not business smart like Dave. Imagine you owned a sandwich shop and a long time regular came in for his daily lunch break, but he forgot his wallet! Do you give him one on the house for years of patronage? NO, MORON! That stupid cripple needs to pay up or ask another patron to pay his bill, obviously.

After being humiliated last week by his co-host and 'friend' PPP. Phillip decided he won't stream Smark Guys today is having Internet issues. Such a reliable co-host.

Just to check I popped his address in the Comcast outage map, looks like his area has 2k+ outages do to infrastructure damage, so shockingly hes telling the truth.

Now who could have cut the cable lines so he would have to cancel smark guys? No one can say for sure but I can say it was 100% the same guy who murdered T in cold blood (Phil).

 

[PieceofShet]

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Who thought that paying for two internet lines from the same company as a "contingency" would be stupid?

Very sus. 5 hours with no internet and no shittalk the provider? Thats unlike him.
Also, very convenient.

EDIT: Remember when he was invited to a podcast, I think PKA... and he called in sick saying he has something with his voice but he was playing GTA same day without any problem. I dont know why I was reminded of this.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil pays for BUSINESS Internet for a reason, you Comcast no-loaders.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Oh so Theo theory this is his way of getting out the wrestling show.

Also slight pl but if Phil wants cool Lego build this shit;

The set is massive and it was pricey but was fun as hell to make and uses lots of different layering techniques to just make an ornate looking piece. Honestly when complete it does not look like Lego and the design team did a really good job, it sounded like a blast to make, I was listening to a podcast about its process.

 

[Chiefbingoball]

Oh so Theo theory this is his way of getting out the wrestling show.

Also slight pl but if Phil wants cool Lego build this shit;
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The set is massive and it was pricey but was fun as hell to make and uses lots of different layering techniques to just make an ornate looking piece. Honestly when complete it does not look like Lego and the design team did a really good job, it sounded like a blast to make, I was listening to a podcast about its process.

Someone will have to donate it to him.

Not because hes poor (does he look poor?) but because how else would he know people want to see him do stuff aside from supporting him financially.

Its a business, not a lego building charity.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

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Who thought that paying for two internet lines from the same company as a "contingency" would be stupid?

“Hey, you guys. My internet was down today….so we couldn’t make the goal..that’s why I need 300 to make up for it….IronChef…”

He’s gonna milk this shit for donos. Oh, poor Phil and his never ending suffering. All those staving kids in Africa can’t comprehend how horrid Phil’s life truly is

 

[Elbe]

Phil has already spent however much he thought he'd make during today's Smark Guys - so expect some nuclear begging when he next appears.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Rex Mendicorvm]

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Who thought that paying for two internet lines from the same company as a "contingency" would be stupid?

Curious how this happens mere hours after Doody revealed on his stream that he'd been communicating w\ Triple P (a fag calls him Triple P) about a possible collab while also hinting at the idea of a snaking arc vis-à-vis King Philip the Gouty. Really makes you think...

 

[Fuckyoudad]

His desire to pivot away from gayming is so very pronounced and so very real at this point. I mean sure he never had much genuine passion for it in the first place and I'll maintain the real associated buzz he got from his lucky strike on Youtube was always deeply rooted in the experience of being able to run his mouth without having anyone else in the room who could tell him to shut the fuck up.

Even so I think he genuinely managed to enjoy a few series in the early years that weren't expressly linked to how many views they racked up on his channel. Mass Effect, Dragon Age and Fallout all stand out to me as series' he used to be into. You'd think the endless push to casualize the hobby would have been good for him but even he isn't immune to the state of the industry and its quite insane when you remember he doesn't really do anything else ever except pay for a picture on a screen every single day to tell him he's good at something.

He spends so little time putting effort into anything that when he does try you end up with this existential crisis chamber that he keeps filling with lights and sounds like Kevin in Home Alone throwing a fake party so the detractors can see he has a family dood. I think he's realized renaming his same exact stream 12 different things doesn't actually make any difference and neither does occasionally talking to a fatass about subjects you have zero interest in. You can't pay your way out of this pit either no matter how hard you try.

Rather than continuing along on this train of thought and realizing that when you don't give a shit about anything or anyone but yourself it shows and it puts a stain on your soul that's hard to get out.. he'll swap one pastime as a poser for another by trying to build fucking lego or something?

I mean look we all have some gay hobbies but the key is to actually enjoy them? Why does he think anyone else believes he's interested in doing anything but finding another prop to facilitate immensus begus. Playing as DFTR seems like the only additional camera setup he needs if he wants to get fucking real for once in his miserable life. Purge yoursef phil and come clean. Nobody can manage to think any less of you than they already do. We don't even need to be subjected to your animatronic feet ever again.

 

[Kier Starmer]

If so my prediction is shaping nicely, I think PPP is going to do a detractor tour and try to get on Side Scrollers.

 

[Squatty Potty]

Phil has already spent however much he thought he'd make during today's Smark Guys - so expect some nuclear begging when he next appears.

If Triple-Bypass (he's a fat fuck, so that's what I call him, Triple-Bypass) knew how to operate OBS, he could solo beg for the pigroach. Phil just better hope fatso doesn't blow it on food.