Oh mald is a proud DM too. Claims he had boxes and boxes of props he uses to dm. Says he credits his ability to write stories for his heartbound game to his decades of dming. Mind you, he now has trouble writing and finishing heartbounds story
I'm sure he was the most amazing DM, everything would work EXACTLY how he thought it would and everyone clapped.Oh mald is a proud DM too. Claims he had boxes and boxes of props he uses to dm. Says he credits his ability to write stories for his heartbound game to his decades of dming. Mind you, he now has trouble writing and finishing heartbounds story
What's hilarious is that I didn't know him from his videos, but someone on dicksword told me he voices femboys, like that one enemy in that mediocre Darkest Dungeon mod Black Reliquary comes to mind. I believe he may have voiced hentai once.
Ah someone beat me to it. But here he is:
Since the story so far has just been a retelling of his life, what are the odds that a mob of slanderous kiwi-shaped monsters shows up later in the game
Your mana is immediately drained and you have to run from a hoard of cockroaches.
I'll have you know; I have never slandered anyone. Everything I say is the truth.
He's not cool or self-aware enough. So far the only instance of an artcow acknowledging the forum in their art is Cherie Hapney \ @WogglebugLover - she included us in her movie as an orchard of evil trees mocking and insulting the main character:
I'd really like it if Primeagem (a YouTuber Maldy has collabed with in the past) reacted to Maldy's code leaks
My biggest problem is how much the mod slows down combat, yeah the prep round idea is cool and all but do I really need to buff against every giant spider and maggot spawn?
Jesus, I've met people EXACTLY like that within the TTRPG scene. Usually all of them were the worst, the most railroading, and the most immature DMs ever. The more someone brags about what a storytelling genius they are the more of a DMing weiner they probably are.Oh mald is a proud DM too. Claims he had boxes and boxes of props he uses to dm. Says he credits his ability to write stories for his heartbound game to his decades of dming. Mind you, he now has trouble writing and finishing heartbounds story
Oh God don't remind me, it took everything that DD did well enough and said "well you can't have too much of a good thing right?" Prep rounds become even more tedious if your meatbags are heavily invested into. Also, bonus autism, even when the mod was only on the workshop they fucked with all the stats and shit so much that modded character, while compatible, would get decimated even with optimal trinkets and upgrades simply because they overturned everything, probably for the sake of "being it's own thing away from the base game." No shit Sherlock. I have the sneaking suspicion that they moved it and all updates to its own (mod) store page to not only have the spotlight always on them regarding mods ("we're better than the average workshop mod" sort of attitude), but to also make sure it's harder to simply add other mods on top of that and patch classes since they were a bit dickish regarding class patches. Wouldn't be surprising, especially from someone like S-Purple, but this is a Thor thread so I won't elaborate.
If I understand she does vet shit or something?
It's the same as fat people walking slowly to control a sidewalk or grocery lane. They know that they're slow, and they know you want to get past them. They feed off your suffering and they're very hungry.
That's kind of sad. One of the major perks of being wealthy is that your wife doesn't have to wageslave at subway or something like spoony's ex-wife. It's strange because he seems to understand how to do nepotism, like hiring all of his friends to be hotpockets so their full time job is hanging out with him. Maybe Jason is playing the long game for after his yandere-dev arc.
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I luled, but really what the fuck is he even actually referring to? What is a "traditional RPG"?
I assume it's because he thinks that having a branching story makes it special.
He gives me the vibes of the Eternal DM that always lets you know how selfless he is about DMing, and complains constantly about never getting to play, but flips the fuck out and starts guilt tripping everyone else at the table if someone volunteers to DM. You have to know how much of a hero he is to keep doing the role no one wants to do, but he secretly loves having control over both the narrative and if you guys get to play at all.
I played D&D once over discord, and thankfully my DM wasn't weird. However someone we were playing with tried turning it sexual every chance she got. (Wasn't a pooner, it was a woman in her 30's) When I say every chance she got, it was almost every encounter. I think our DM finally talked to her because it got to the point where instead of fighting she would try to fuck the enemies, and it completely derailed our D&D sessions.
