Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Oliver Onions]

godammit K-dog...I was promised a regular output derivative creepy-pasta - so where is it!?!

Did he delete his Scared Awake channel? I was going to link you to it for mogging purposes but I can't find it at all on YouTube any more.

I hope someone archived the two videos he posted; it's not like there's anywhere else I can learn about the Paris catacombs or the Russian Sleep Experiment.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Did he delete his Scared Awake channel? I was going to link you to it for mogging purposes but I can't find it at all on YouTube any more.

I hope someone archived the two videos he posted; it's not like there's anywhere else I can learn about the Paris catacombs or the Russian Sleep Experiment.

It's probably really far back in the thread, like when he first uploaded them, but I do recall his Scared Awake videos being archived.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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@Admiral Throbnelius posted by your own fair hand, too.

I found the Paris Catacombs post too but didn't see an archive. Turns out the channel is still up on YouTube; not sure now if it's a result of Google's SEO incompetence or Keffal's irrelevance that explicitly searching 'scared awake' doesn't return the channel.

I've archived the video just in case Luke does pull a DFE in future, but it's 400MB so I dunno if I can post it here without Null shooting me in the back of the head.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Admiral Throbnelius posted by your own fair hand, too.

I found the Paris Catacombs post too but didn't see an archive. Turns out the channel is still up on YouTube; not sure now if it's a result of Google's SEO incompetence or Keffal's irrelevance that explicitly searching 'scared awake' doesn't return the channel.

I've archived the video just in case Luke does pull a DFE in future, but it's 400MB so I dunno if I can post it here without Null shooting me in the back of the head.

I also found a PreserveTube archive of the entire Scared Awake channel, so I think we're good.

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

This """person""" is singlehandedly the biggest reason I will always fiercely advocate for the farms. In this clown world, nowhere else you can find the evidence. To the normies, Keffals is just a tankie terminally online e-celeb. She is so much worse.

Keffals is a single person, but his personality was an avatar for everything wrong the median online leftard. He represents them so well because many of them share his traits and life to a T. This whole saga represented what's wrong with the media, what's wrong with far leftards and troons in general. They knew this guy was a regular apologist of Stalin, a drug addict, sex pest, but they still propped his stupid, sorry ass up because of his "gender." Because it aided their political and social agenda regardless of how disgusting he was and they all knew. And in the end - he ended up confirming everything about him being a repulsive, scamming, manipulative P.O.S. It's very reminiscent of how /r/anti-work sub-reddit Fox News interview confirmed a lot of priors about these losers. People are cynical these days because of shit like this.

 

[Baap]

Haven't been active in this thread for a really long time. Has it finally happened? Did Keffals finally go away for real? I mean she hasn't made a comeback for Tiny's downfall.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I can finally retire this profile pic. It was a good ride, kiwixisters...

 

[Punished Neco]

I knew the day of Trumps' inauguration would be funny, but honestly, it's been more amusing than I could have imagined.

Firstly we start with Keffals mod Velvet, not a lot of content but noteworthy.


But once again, Keffals ex-mod LIJ steals the show by a country mile. These are all posts on Bluesky over the past 5 days
You hear that transphobic conservatives? No sex for you!


LIJ, Who remember has been freaking out since November 6th, decided now is the time to stop procrastinating and actually attempt to get a passport with their "real" gender marker on it, before it's too late. If only they'd started this 2 months ago. It's life or death, which is why they've only decided to get around to it now.
(Please note the begging for donations, it's relevant for later in this post.)

More crying about passports:


Literally crying right now

Begging the ACLU to file a lawsuit.

Apparently, they're all trying to escape "red states" right now and they're all posting GFM's so the GFM didn't get any donations.
Luckily though LIJ studied in the Keffals school of donation grifting and decided to post a text message they supposedly got that was totally real and 100% not faked.

Update on this I guess, after posting a totally real and not faked screenshot of a threatening text message in November to try to get pity donations you'll never guess what's happened now.
That's right, after a week of constant begging for money it appears that LIJ has decided that drastic measures are once again required.
[A]

 

[Nero Fiddled]

How does he know he was sexually harassed if he was drugged?
This story is straight out of the Keffals playbook.

 

[Oliver Onions]

But once again, Keffals ex-mod LIJ steals the show by a country mile. These are all posts on Bluesky over the past 5 days
You hear that transphobic conservatives? No sex for you!

I knew I recognised that avatar. According to my extensive Kiwi Farms dossier, this is the stunning transwoman all you conservative incel losers will never get with:

Regret your vote yet, chuds?

 

[Punished Neco]

How does he know he was sexually harassed if he was drugged?
This story is straight out of the Keffals playbook.

Oh 100%, In the past week LIJ has been spamming donation requests and has been getting progressively more extreme in their attempts to garner pity donations, first it was offering snippets of music they made to anyone who donated, then a few other things, and finally now they've decided to claim rape/sexual harassment.

It's amazing how things like this keep happening to LIJ right when they're in the middle of campaigns of begging for money.
It's happened 2 times out of 2, first, the threatening text message which they used to crowdfund donations and now this.
Anyway this is how they were posting 3 hours before revealing they'd been drugged and assaulted
[A]

this is the stunning transwoman all you conservative incel losers will never get with:

Regret your vote yet, chuds?

You chose a more flattering photo than the one I would've.

You'll never get with this real, genuine womxn, chud!

 

[Dyn]

You hear that transphobic conservatives? No sex for you!

I don't feel so good conservibros, what even is the point of being a conservative if I can't have sex with trannies anymore?

 

[Nero Fiddled]

You chose a more flattering photo than the one I would've.

Fucking hell !
Last time I saw something like that it was on all fours and chasing Christopher Lee through a tunnel !

 

[Oliver Onions]

first it was offering snippets of music they made to anyone who donated

Does anyone have a sample of this thing's music? I feel like it'll either be total garbage or actually quite good, since a lot of chiptune artists seem to end up on the troonshine eventually.

Also if they're so desperate for money and a self-described 'DIRTY SLUT' why don't they start an OF like every other desperate tranny?

I don't feel so good conservibros, what even is the point of being a conservative if I can't have sex with trannies anymore?

tfw you will only ever have vaginal sex with natal women, and never experience the true pleasure of an amhole

Democracy has failed.

 

[Punished Neco]

Does anyone have a sample of this thing's music?

Well you're in luck (You're actually not as this feels like a violation of the Geneva convention)
Can't find the entire album as I forgot their account but I remembered archiving this song.

It's mainly memorable due to the view count and who was one of the viewers

 

[TaimuRadiu]

@Punished Neco

this person was totally raped that's why ze won't go to the police about it

because then they could confirm the story with a rape kit

 

[Oliver Onions]

@Punished Neco I'm sorry I asked. If I was given this after donating money to someone I'd report their account; there has to be something in ToS that prevents this sort of thing.

 

[CEO Of Transfobia]

Can someone help me find the archives of the discord server of Catboy Ranch, it's not on the main post but if I remember correctly, someone archived the server on zip files

 

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How does he know he was sexually harassed if he was drugged?
This story is straight out of the Keffals playbook.

I had a good chuckle reading this. The posts leading up to this were already desperate, but the rape claim announcement comes off so comedic to me. It reads off like "Alright fuck it I was raped, will you please give me money now?". He's even pulling the classic move of blocking anyone skeptical of this absurd claim. Maybe the age-old false rape accusation claim might've worked if he wasn't a man wearing a dress.

Live forever dipshit

 

[Oliver Onions]

"Alright fuck it I was raped, will you please give me money now?".

Someone better at video editing than me needs to put his ogre face onto David Brent: