Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

Man, I fucking hate Pooners. They are so much worse than Troons.

I bet my coworkers thought I was a lesbian or at least saw me as one (I have a wife).
Hmmmm....she's a woman who's in a lesbian relationship. Yeah, it's a mystery why they think she's a rug muncher.

Men in my workplace have had the opposite effect since I started transitioning; they have started talking to me A LOT more, want to joke and laugh with me, and overall make me feel like I’m part of their group now.
I don't believe this for a second. I think she simply started to talk to the men a lot more and they are responding out of normal social politeness.
 
I am getting really whitepilled about the zoomers. Sure some of them are extra retarded (like that OP) but they may be outnumbered by those becoming extra based because they are fed up and done with this shit.
Those of us in the earlier millennial and Gen X cohorts had very gradual exposure to troons/poons, most if not all secondhand at first, and so it was easy for us to fall for, "well, this is just a few people with an unusual problem, we should be nice and accommodate them."

Kids who were in junior high to high school in the mid-2010s have had the phenomenon right up in their face for a decade now. They are now adults going out in the world, and they've watched the most annoying, attention-seeking, grasping, wokescolding, sexually fucked up people in their lives troon out. At least some of them I reckon have been able to put two and two together.
 
If you're a horny teen gal with an interest in men, there are only two ways for you to go - written smut (which is also filled with homosexual content) or drawn gay porn, where you actually see what you want.
In fandom this stuff is everywhere but there is still a shitload of het content. Especially in mainstream romance. What are you talking about? We talk about this stuff because a lot of pooners obsess over it but they're still a loud but fringe minority.
 
In fandom this stuff is everywhere but there is still a shitload of het content. Especially in mainstream romance. What are you talking about? We talk about this stuff because a lot of pooners obsess over it but they're still a loud but fringe minority.
I'm talking about sexual content for young women, not romance stories or representation. You gotta be very insincere to claim that the gay doesn't overrun the het one in large numbers in fandoms, especially in the visual art form.

If you go to any forum to ask for horny shit but for women, you'll 100% get a response "Go watch gay porn". And they will be right, because there's not much of a choice.
 
I'm talking about sexual content for young women, not romance stories or representation. You gotta be very insincere to claim that the gay doesn't overrun the het one in large numbers in fandoms, especially in the visual art form.

If you go to any forum to ask for horny shit but for women, you'll 100% get a response "Go watch gay porn". And they will be right, because there's not much of a choice.
1. A lot of mainstream romance novels have sex scenes in them very comparable to fanfiction in these categories. Many of them now are written by people who explicitly got started writing in fanfic. It's important to remember that a lot of women still prefer sexual content in works that have other story elements. It's still erotic and arousing but won't be found only in porn one-shots.
2. There are only a select handful of fandoms where M/M content outweighs M/F and that is usually in fandoms which have a majority male cast. Readerfic is also an interesting example. Most is M/F by a very wide margin which sort of shatters the idea that a lot of ficcers have issues imagining themselves as the woman, because that's what that genre is entirely for.
I don't discount such overtaking in fandom because the brainrot has spread a lot. But I think it's important to remember while it was always a thing it was also a niche within a niche until perhaps relatively recently. And especially the case of individuals only liking M/M is also relatively new. Used to be a mix in interest. Which is a good case study in how weird sex stuff like this spreads.
 
If you're a horny teen gal with an interest in men, there are only two ways for you to go - written smut (which is also filled with homosexual content) or drawn gay porn,
What about just getting into a relationship like normal people do? You can't mean to tell me in seriousness that a teen can't spot degeneracy without prior instruction. Despite our forum's proclivities, the overwhelming majority of women today are not fujo fetishists dreaming of growing a penis. Finding yourself in the position where all of your schlickbait is faggotry is the result of internet addiction and lack of real world socialization. The pooners we study routinely have no material concept of what a penis is or how it behaves. For crying out loud, how many of them are sporting coke can rotdongs with dimensions nearly impossible to find in nature and treating it like it's normal?

There's a solid internet addict -> fujo -> pooner pipeline. What I what to know is how many women are there stuck at the fujo stage of the pipeline? What percentage of young women today are degenerate porn addicts that we scarcely spare a thought for because they're usually quiet and don't raise a stir in public. It has to be some multiple of the pooners we see today. Maybe at least 10x as many to spare a guess, far more if we look beyond the fujo scene and into other fetishes like splatterpunk.

I'm talking about sexual content for young women, not romance stories or representation. You gotta be very insincere to claim that the gay doesn't overrun the het one in large numbers in fandoms, especially in the visual art form.

If you go to any forum to ask for horny shit but for women, you'll 100% get a response "Go watch gay porn". And they will be right, because there's not much of a choice.
I am curious though, what do you think is heterosexual visual porn for women? Presumably, it's meaningfully distinct from vanilla porn you can find readily with a guy having vaginal sex with a woman. That sort of thing is dime a dozen on any given porn site, and there's enough under the sun to fit any fancy you might have. There's even "feminist porn" that's supposed to cater to women's interests instead of men.
 
I think I've found a partner for Hotwheels

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I know this has been posted but I wanted to comment on it further. Maya claims that she snaps because some boy was calling her "by her biological name". Certain kinds of TIFs try to act so tough and hard but they're all so cowardly with the most fragile egos. From the videos on her phone, Maya acts like every other quirky Aiden. Devon, letting some cokehead pooner boss you around is pathetic. I didn't know that multiple students rushed the shooter. The video has a segment with a student (Brendan) and he describes him, Kendrick (who is struck twice first) and another student (Josh, who is struck but not killed) immediately leaping up and tackling Devon and pummeling him. Kendrick falls dead and Brendan goes to his side, Another student tackles Maya but the teacher managed to alert the rest of the school.
Every edgy teen killer alway claims "the voices made me do it." It's getting old at this point.
Maya: I feel like I was doing people a favor. Showing them the real world. Showing them how i feel. I didn't want to kill anyone but I wanted something really bad to happen to them.
She all but outright admits that she only did this to feel powerful. So masc, dood.

Devon acts like a little bitch the entire interview. These are the men that associate with TIFs. Some severely autistic girl gets into a prison relationship with Devon and he bullies her by making her say words that mess with her stutter.
"I thought I had a special place in your heart." "Yeah, it's last place. I'm gonna dump you for Peppa Pig."

At the end, Maya says that she "talks to Kendrick" and says that she "promised that she would do good for him." Trannies are so fucking narcissistic.
>Maya got life plus 38
>Devon got life plus 1,282
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R.I.P. Kendrick
 
I doubt there is a single young woman who hasn't heard of the biggest and most profitable genre of female visual media. If you're a horny teen gal with an interest in men, there are only two ways for you to go - written smut (which is also filled with homosexual content) or drawn gay porn, where you actually see what you want. Generally speaking, there's hardly a big enough collection of heterosexual alternatives like there is for men. And with the way straight porn for men is structured, there's barely any appeal for women.
You should reflect on the fact that you just made a post about there not being enough normal porn for you to consume so you read/watch homos give each other GRIDS, and quit before it's too late. Porn consumes people not the other way around.
 
I wouldn't do it, due to lack of time and trolling raids are not our things,


but one hilarious way to accelerate the pooner seething and eventual 41%ing would to shit up their ftm Reddit hugboxes by posting pics of real guys with captions like "1 month on T, happy with the results".

They would seethe hard because they cannot say "you're a real guy" as it would fuck with their ideals, and the others would go insane with envy.

Ahhh the hilarity. Don't do it though.
 
I doubt there is a single young woman who hasn't heard of the biggest and most profitable genre of female visual media. If you're a horny teen gal with an interest in men, there are only two ways for you to go - written smut (which is also filled with homosexual content) or drawn gay porn, where you actually see what you want. Generally speaking, there's hardly a big enough collection of heterosexual alternatives like there is for men. And with the way straight porn for men is structured, there's barely any appeal for women.
Honestly I just forgot that it isn't common knowledge how full of yaoi slop any remotely female nerd oriented space is. Look at any major webcomic host site, Webtoons, Tapas, Lezhin, whatever. Pretty much it's most popular comics will always be BLs.
Pooners are misogynists at their core because of the underlying thought that underpins their motivation to transition: I'm not a woman, I am a human being, so therefore I must really be a man.
This is more anecdotal but I think I sorta have seen that misogyny externalized. Any enby or pooner were usually quicker to try to start shit with me, while I realized that tims very rarely did it. It's hard to put into words how they tend to fight among themselves while not giving troons a slice of the vitriol.
Quite topical: a pooner resents being accused of fetishism for being... well, a fetishist. Have you no pride, little poonjoshi?
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I know this is Pooner Zoo but ew. :cryblood: I wish I hadn't looked it up.
 
but one hilarious way to accelerate the pooner seething and eventual 41%ing would to shit up their ftm Reddit hugboxes by posting pics of real guys with captions like "1 month on T, happy with the results".
Just photoshopping a pussy on nude male porn actors would achieve better results. You can even get a bit subtle and pick twinks for extra mockery. Don't bother faking zipper tits. They already photoshop those scars off in some pictures.
 
Feel free to click on that X link and immediately get a view of something to inform your ponderings. :cryblood:
Ewww! It's absolutely fucking nasty and hellish but also really sad. She is severely crippled and poisoning herself with testosterone. Who is the degenerate who pushed her into this? There is someone who is helping her and making these vomit inducing, horrible videos and pictures of her. Probably the same person who is giving her testosterone because there is no way she can do much herself with these twisted hands and fingers.
 
I was enjoying the read through the thread, so I figured I should contribute.
There is a youtuber known as Caleb Hammer who runs a show/series called Financial Audit, the tldr of the show is people of questionable intelligence get their finances audited and insulted by the host. Alas the host uses "guy" and "dood" a fair amount in this video.
Enter the pooner episode, some highlights include: poor father daughter relationship, drug use, couch surfing, payday loan for a iphone, two motorcycles and a car (slightly amusing pooner goes for the smaller Ninja 400) payments gone to collections, stealing money from "friends" and more. May not be the standard fare for the thread but thought some may find the look into pooner finance interesting.
 
The Kindle bestseller charts are public and a quick glance through the bestsellers in romance, erotica, and "romantic erotica" will confirm that what's selling in women's schlick fiction right now trends much harder towards "dark romance" (bad boys repackaged for current sensibilities) "reverse harem" (one girl with multiple boyfriends) and monster fucking (white girls fuck minotaurs) than MM/BL. A glance through Radish confirms the same trends. Koreaboos and weebs are not indicative of most women's preferences in sexual media, and even then, WebToon is full of bad-boy hetero romance stories and features reverse harem series on their front page but no faggotry as far as I can see.


Noelle Stevenson, the creator of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

She-Ra was created by J. Michael Strazynzki in 1985, six years before Noelle was born. Noelle was just the showrunner of a reboot.
 
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It is extremely suspicious, this detailed, loving, in depth knowledge some of you gals have about "manlove" and yaoi degeneracy. :thinking:
There is an interesting history behind it, and how the women who got involved with its creation were either lesbians themselves, or later pooned out. Noelle Stevenson, the creator of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, was one. Yaoi is commonly known and referred to as 'porn made by women for women' because it focuses more on the romance and connection vs the raw, unstrained male sexuality of actual gay porn made by men for men (known as bara, but that's seen an influx of pooners as well). There are even articles on PornHub of all places asking women why they'll watch gay porn over straight porn, and their answers are: so long as there are no women, they cannot be objectified. That mantra still remains even for the drawn and fanfic variety.

The rabbit hole goes rather deep. Pixyteri, a classic cow, gravitates from being a pooner to being a normal woman, and there are screenshots where they do admit that yaoi made them poon out. It is worth looking at from an academic perspective, if not to wonder why autistic females react to stimuli differently from autistic males. Pooners desire to be loved, cherished, and get that white picket fence, while troons want to be 'fucked like a woman' and degraded.
There are only a select handful of fandoms where M/M content outweighs M/F and that is usually in fandoms which have a majority male cast. Readerfic is also an interesting example. Most is M/F by a very wide margin which sort of shatters the idea that a lot of ficcers have issues imagining themselves as the woman, because that's what that genre is entirely for.
Disagree there. AO3 is the largest archive of all fanworks, and M/M outnumbers M/F by 2:1. It outnumbers F/F by 6:1. Famously, lesbians will argue with each other over the depiction of lesbians and will engage in literal catfights where they will not do so in the M/M section.
There's a solid internet addict -> fujo -> pooner pipeline. What I what to know is how many women are there stuck at the fujo stage of the pipeline? What percentage of young women today are degenerate porn addicts that we scarcely spare a thought for because they're usually quiet and don't raise a stir in public. It has to be some multiple of the pooners we see today. Maybe at least 10x as many to spare a guess, far more if we look beyond the fujo scene and into other fetishes like splatterpunk.
Hard to tell, honestly. But I reckon it's a considerable amount. They usually hang out on TikTok where they are further groomed into trans politics by trans creators - who hang out there more - and go on to influence others.
You should reflect on the fact that you just made a post about there not being enough normal porn for you to consume so you read/watch homos give each other GRIDS, and quit before it's too late. Porn consumes people not the other way around.
Less about watching, more about reading the written word and a sanitized version of it through fanart.
Just photoshopping a pussy on nude male porn actors would achieve better results. You can even get a bit subtle and pick twinks for extra mockery. Don't bother faking zipper tits. They already photoshop those scars off in some pictures.
Depends on which pooners you're aiming to piss off. Some of them would embrace it because they already do that with their favourite male characters as a means of pissing off other people.
 
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