Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[UsedUp]

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Would you qualify a bed bath as a shower?

A shower is very specific. So no, unless a hose was involved.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

i wonder if she ever realizes she is shit because she eats like shit? like how is she already not waking up every day with diarrhea. if you take the shot and eat better YOUR STOMACH WONT HURT SO MUCH IQ 140

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

she’s used to acting like this poor wittle baby who can’t do nuffin guise

Amberlynn is a case study of both learned helplessness and weaponized incompetence. She was never taught to cook, y'all. She's self-taught! *insert image of brown pile of creamy shit* (Don't most people have to teach themselves how to cook? Aren't most people her age children of divorce or two working parents?)

I'm sure the "im jussa a poor fowsta kid" sympathy card is the only reason she's survived so long. No one would have let them live with her if she made an effort to be her own person. There are plenty of unfortunately young people ( 16/17/19 ) that are forced to gather their resources to either: a) find shelter or b) end up on the street. Many having to enter into some kind of sex work or predatory relationships with older people. Although, strangely, Amberlynn became the predatory older person in the relationship with Casey.

During the Becky/cancer era do you remember when she shared her medical notes? There was a line from a nurse saying she brought up being a foster kid in passing for no reason. Amberlynn is lucky. She's lucky she survived the system. She's lucky she's had housing all her life. She's lucky to have been able to afford food without social services ever being involved in her adult life. She's coasted off the charity of strangers for years. She's a blackhole of entitlement, selfishness, and gluttony. If it wasn't so deplorable, it would be enviable.

Idk if anyone else feels this way: If Amberlynn was molested/sexually harassed by her father's friends that shit would have been reported. She was in the system. She had a case worker. I'm sure she had some sort of intake to find out the extent of abuse within the household. Children don't recognize abuse, so I'm sure a social worker would have asked she ever was touched in anyway by another adult. I know it's extremely rare for a child of negligent, methed out parents being put through the foster system and come out unmolested... but she does have all the luck.

ETA: Twinkie has a fatty tumor because she's fucking obese. She's abused her dog into growing tumors. Now, she's gonna a page outta Mamalynn's book and neglect them. "Bedrotting" when you have pets is fucking disgusting. That means not taking out Twinkie, not cleaning out the litter box, not feeding them.
ETA 2: Why is she going through an online Medspa for her semaglutide instead of a local one?

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

"i wont be seen outside in my maxi dress"





bitch thats a moomoo

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Wash herself?



To quote Dunce Cap: Amberlynn Reid DID NOT SHOWER.

with, or without, help.

Except that Amber is worse than this ... Since she expects assistance with the rag on a stick.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Why the hell does she wear a choker to bed? She may as well get a choker tattooed to her neck since she practically lives in it. There must be a permanent line on her neck where it sits 24/7. It must be dark considering Becky said she had to scrub the choker stains off the back her neck.

 

[Janai]

PreSERVE link

Spoiler: Archive

Weigh in: 504.6

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Cinnamontoatsken, a YouTube channel with nearly 5M subscribers and who has covered Amber before, has had his wife Mary (aka SuperMaryFace, Mary MakingIt) to cover the Emily Franz / Hamberlynn breakup.


Its farily "normy" material, but mostly because you can tell they are trying to keep it at a lighter level for their broad audience. Cinnamontoatken has had similiar takes on ChrisChan and KingCobraJFS in the past as well. He seems up on the lolcow lore, but cant take it very deep.

(hi Mary/Ken! we know you read here!)

Ken also talked about possibly having Beck on, because Mary mentioned that Beck was doing her own videos again, and reacting to Amber.
Beck definitely wants attention. But idk if Ken’s channel would feel like too much exposure for her. I’m not expecting anything groundbreaking if they do go on his channel. It’ll probably be the same old, same old “keep it safe for my audience” stuff.

Mary gave me more of the impression that she relies more on Reddit and reactor channels for her Gorl World intake.

Spoiler: Ken/Mary Sperg

It doesn’t make it feel less icky, but Ken comes from a small town in central Mississippi, and having such large age difference and going after a younger woman is a part of the culture there. He’s also made remarks that he was sheltered as a child and teenager. Mary probably didn’t grow up in that culture, but she was also still the younger one in the dynamic. Do with that what you will.
Also, if anyone wants to create a thread for the two, since I don’t think that either one has enough milk on their own, I’d enjoy it. This is the last post that I’ll make about Ken on this thread for now.

 

[Masta]

The fact that she’s the same weight and getting side effects she doesn’t like from the shots means she’s going quit soon.

Magic drug aint magic’ing’ yall.

 

[inquizadoor]

Why the hell does she wear a choker to bed? She may as well get a choker tattooed to her neck since she practically lives in it. There must be a permanent line on her neck where it sits 24/7. It must be dark considering Becky said she had to scrub the choker stains off the back her neck.

Thats exactly why she still wears them, to hide the permanent stains

The fact that she’s the same weight and getting side effects she doesn’t like from the shots means she’s going quit soon.

Magic drug aint magic’ing’ yall.

Yeah when she said "if it's not going to suppress appetite whats the point of taking it" the countdown to quitting began. Im sure she already has.

 

[YourName56]

Amber is more depressed than ever. And i am impressed Becky want this atention and the money of course, but Emily era was so bomb with the feeder stuff.

 

[urmomzfavcow]

Why the hell does she wear a choker to bed? She may as well get a choker tattooed to her neck since she practically lives in it. There must be a permanent line on her neck where it sits 24/7. It must be dark considering Becky said she had to scrub the choker stains off the back her neck.

I think she wears the choker to hide her diabetes dirt neck.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Minor PL because I'm frustrated about the pets thing.

Spoiler

I've been dealing with depression myself. This has, unfortunately, included doing "rotting" (I'm aware that makes it worse, I am working on it.) You know what I can still do though? Take care of our damn cats. If anything the little shits are motivators. I can't comprehend how someone could let an animal get to that point.

I think we all get a little up-in-arms when it comes to Critters though.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Thats exactly why she still wears them, to hide the permanent stains

Yeah when she said "if it's not going to suppress appetite whats the point of taking it" the countdown to quitting began. Im sure she already has.

I was thinking the same thing about the choker. It hides her ring around the collar. Can't even imagine the smell.

It's probably because she is using a kind that isn't FDA approved and has no regulations. If she had actual insurance she could get the real stuff.

This stuff also isn't for big fats, but little fats. I work in healthcare and probably every other patient I see is one some kind of weigh loss injection and rarely do I see anyone who has actually lost weight, certainly not someone Amber's size. She is probably spending a fortune on this stuff too..

What excuse will she use this time, so far we got "rapid weight loss" bad for gallbladder and some stupid bs about expired meds.

Also, also, by the thumbnail alone it looks like she kept the not washing her hair streak going.

 

[powdered toast]

>>During the Becky/cancer era do you remember when she shared her medical notes? There was a line from a nurse saying she brought up being a foster kid in passing for no reason.<<

That was Amber's attempt to excuse/defend her super morbid obesity and complete lack of self care to a nurse who probably did her best to conjure up every ounce of professionalism and still couldn't hide her absolute shock and horror at what she saw.

 

[dfranki723]

Still pretending to care about her animals. Big Piggy is such an empath.

Ugh. Imagine constantly being hounded by this beast because of her faux paranoia. She really thinks building this backstory for quitting Semaglutide is subtle. Everyone can see what she is doing.
Is she inserting that whole Instagram clip just to fill up time?

I know it's old but every time she proudly announces she's been ''cryeeeeeeeen'' irritates me like it's the first time. Bragging about crying is teenage girl nonsense. Muh mental health. No-one cares Tubby Tubbington.

She's going to ALLOW herself to be lazy and unproductive, the lack of fucking self awareness is astounding. Her entire pointless existence is lazy and unproductive. I hope she has a stroke that takes her ability to say the words ''anxiety'' and ''mental health''.
She's been reading up anxiety/panic attack symptoms on Google again. I'm sure a few retards will fall for that shit and believe she's really experiencing these things. Same old, same old.

A face not even a Mother could love.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

ETA 2: Why is she going through an online Medspa for her semaglutide instead of a local one?

Could it be because semaglutide is dangerous if you have gallstones? Maybe the online medspa is shady and doesn't ask for extensive medical records and Amber didn't tell..

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Why the hell does she wear a choker to bed? She may as well get a choker tattooed to her neck since she practically lives in it. There must be a permanent line on her neck where it sits 24/7. It must be dark considering Becky said she had to scrub the choker stains off the back her neck.

Imagine how crusty that gets with dead skin, sweat ... And just plain bacteria. Even if she had good hygiene, she shouldn't be wearing that shit 24/7.

Nasty.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Oh lordy this has got to be fat hall of fame material.
She has leeedurully nothing to do all day but eat now and think about eating later.
I cannot fathom ever wanting to go scrapbookeeen with or journaleeen about pieces of garbage.