Updating Old, Terrible First Posts - Rewriting the first post of very old threads.

Maricón de Mierda · Jul 11, 2022

Now that Pamperchu has an account here, his ancient thread should probably have a real OP. There is a note promising a real one from four years ago in the current OP.

ASeabear8952 · Jul 28, 2022

This OP needs some updating:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/mat-brunet-animat-electricdragon505.34648/

Altera · Aug 1, 2022

Maricón de Mierda said:
Now that Pamperchu has an account here, his ancient thread should probably have a real OP. There is a note promising a real one from four years ago in the current OP.

I think ill work on that this week if nobody else beats me to it. These two posts made me want to do it. I know the basic story from way back but I'll need to skim the thread for where it went I suppose.

rosechupacabra · Aug 6, 2022

The OP of the Cade Dorian Paradoxa thread hasn't been back to KF since 2019 and there is some important info (death of a person central to the cow's milk) that hasn't been added. I also think the OP could be cleaned up a little

Marble Jack · Oct 16, 2022

Lindsay "Lindz" M. Amer / Queer Kid Stuff

INTRODUCTION TO MADNESS

Take everything you know about the worst parts of television production, the dirt from Mister Rogers' sneakers, throw in a dash of self-hate, voluminous bits of gender studies, put them into a blender and prepare to make the shittiest LGBTQ smoothie you can possibly imagine.

Welcome to the world of Queer Kid Stuff, the pedo house of cards created and starring failed theater major Lindsay "Lindz" M. Amer. While it's easy to hammer away at her serial killer glasses, her "It's Pat!" Saturday Night Live get-up, her Harold Ramis deadface and overall condescending demeanor towards the viewer, we're going to take a deeper dive into just how much of creepy groomer this person is.

Queer Kid Stuff is marketed (at the time of this writing) to some twenty seven thousand subscribers on YouTube with an average of anywhere between two thousand to sixteen thousand views. While directed at the THREE to SEVEN age groups, the channel states it's "all ages" content. But really, how does one explain sex and gender to children? Allow her to demonstrate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxDUyXVxjzw | https://archive.ph/bphng

If the the bile hasn't reached the back of your throat yet, you'll be happy to know that there are tons more of these videos focusing on other inappropriate subjects for children like the difference between LGBTQ and the goddamnned Stonewall Riots, like kids have any concept or notion of something like that.

If you haven't figured it out yet, this is a platform to groom kids into abnormal sexual psychosis, leaving their brains scrambled eggs so parents can either pimp their "trans" kids out for cash and clout on social media or create more LGBTQ people since, you know, they can't reproduce. LOL, rekt by science.

2016: Meager Beginnings and the Wrath of Trump

Despite being a theater major, Lindsay has zero experience in teaching kids (or having them) in any developmental environment which leads everyone with an I.Q. above room temperature to see that there's an underlying motive to seek interaction with children, especially with such a sensitive topic.

Coming from a rich Jewish family whose father is a lawyer and mother is a teacher, she spent her youth at a private school in New York City where she excelled in the Arts and then finished her Major in London. To say she has money, is an understatement. She is the privilege she professes to rail against.

In 2016, she had a personal YouTube/Twitter where she went into great detail about who she was and what her motives were. In a now scrubbed video, she made the bold claim that ALL kids are "queer." This was scrubbed from the internet when she decided to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING after transgender YouTuber Blaire White called her out on her grooming.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etVBJg5zLE0 | https://archive.ph/HDaVI

Lindsay now hides herself behind this "happy-go-lucky" persona she has created for her children's show. Funnier still is her reaction to the 2016 election, where Donald Trump assraped Hillary Clinton live on camera. She decided that her butthurt was enough that she should address children about the finer points of social studies and civics with this gem of a post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4drOeSCJXtw | https://archive.ph/Emf0F

She projects "sad, scared and confused" onto toddlers as if they gave a shit, but no, Lindsay needs an outlet for her narcissism, so she posts this. It gets downvoted to shit. In a rage, she turns off comments and creates a song about "haters" who are posting hilarious comments about her creepy pedo behavior.

These all have disasterous results as Lindsay goes on a campaign to crybully her way around the Internet about YouTube commenters. The outcome is a string of closed comments sections, deleted or privated videos, bits of barely saved information and the overall loss of some pretty epic lulz.

Lindsay used to have a much bigger Internet footprint, going under the username "The_Lamerest" or a combination thereof. When /pol/ got a hold of her, she DFE'd AGAIN and cried to Business Insider about da ebil Nahtzees.

This unwanted attention drew scathing reviews from other YouTubers like Sargon of Akkad, Bearing, reallygraceful, ShoeOnHead, and Drunken Uncle. The backlash was immediate. Queer Kid Stuff knew they had fucked up. Lindsay quickly decided to RE-wipe her QKS channel, delete any mention of herself from the Internet, the drama surrounding her and rebrand the QKS channel into just kid focused content without any response to anyone.

2016 TWITTER DUMP

2017: The Punting

Early 2017 started off with a bang due to Queer Kid Stuff being censored by YouTube. Naturally, the unhinged denim-wearing meat sack went into a rage and stampyfooted until YouTube relented and everything got fixed. During this year, Lindsay remained relatively quiet, uploading a few videos here and there and generally avoiding controversy. It still didn't stop her from shitting on Twitter.

2017 TWITTER DUMP

2018: Crapstarter, More Rage and Pedostalking

2018 was a banner year for Lindsay as her e-begging for her channel went into full effect. Also, her channel got shadowbanned on YouTube for the second time for its creepy pedo content. Pimped-out, Ketamine-huffing dragkid, Desmond is Amazing makes an appearance on the show and it's as disturbing as you'd expect.

Lindsay also released a tweet stating that "asking for consent is really sexy" and made sure to make it a topic of conversation with her sex toy/puppet monster, Teddy. Because, of course, consentual sex between adults is something toddlers need to know about.

She also spent a huge amount of time on Twitter whining about being misgendered as a youth, wishing she had a creepy Uncle to teach her what Queer Kid Stuff was supposedly doing for the current generation. Her "heart-to-heart" posts on Twitter came with her hand out, begging for shekels to keep producing this content. As luck would have it, she succeeded in raising a cool twenty thousand bux, despite being flush with cash and living in a four million dollar condo to this very day.

2018 TWITTER DUMP

2019: Leaving YouTube, I MEAN IT!!!, Rebranding and a TED Talk

Not being able to control the amount of correctly targeted vitriol towards her in the comments sections, this bitch started her own website to avoid it entirely. Then, through her rich family connections, she actually managed to score a REAL TED talk. Not one of those low rent, TEDx Talks that literally anyone can do. Like an actual fuckin' TED Talk. Warbling on a microphone with a ukelele to a confused audience and rambling about teaching sex to kids by someone dressed as a party clown is all you'd ever need to know about Lindsay. You can watch the trainwreck below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQuwz64qsBM | https://archive.ph/pCv3k

It was a fucking disaster. With only a paltry two hundred thousand views to date, this video continues to get eviscerated in the comments section as well as in the dislike ratio. The fact that this reaction exists, pisses Lindsay off to no end because she can't hide or delete them. Because of this and her astronomical YouTube asshurt, she decided to join a coalition of other bootyblasted individuals and sue YouTube.

Nothing ever came of it and everyone went home to jerk off to their collection of cheese pizza. As a result, she was crushed under the weight over her own hubris and decided she was going to quit QKS AGAIN. This was covered by popular YouTuber Hunter Avallone in this now unlisted video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfqAyYf-pyM | https://archive.ph/oUlz5

Retreating to her own website, she began working on an awful (now defunct) musical based on the horrific 1911 Shirtwaist Factory Fire in Manhattan that killed some one hundred and forty six people. When she posted it to the Internet, it was quickly taken down after getting mocked online in predictable fashion. You can read about it here!

2019 TWITTER DUMP

2020: Re-Re-Branding, ACTIVIST, YOU! Podcast, Coronavirus and Twitter Meltdowns

QKS, after fumbling out of the gate for literal YEARS, finally decided to make a Patreon four years too late. At the time of this writing, it only makes a little over three hundred bux a month, disproving the rule that Jews are great with money. Lindsay then started a podcast called Activist, You! to get into contact with even moar children. It was a bust on delivery and nobody listened to it.

During the Plague, Lindsay took to Twitter to e-beg people for a dollar to cover songs on her ukelele. Nobody took her up on this offer as there was no audience for it. She spent most of her trust fund ass binging gay ass cartoons like She-Ra and reading Harry Potter, mostly because she is a giant child who has not developed mentally past the age of nine.

It was also during this time that Lindsay chimped fucking HARD out on Twitter about the BLM Movement. Her views were largely ignored though, due to the fact that she's a privliged white woman, causing her to stampyfoot some more.

2020 TWITTER DUMP

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lindsay-m-amer-queer-kid-stuff.26359/page-100#post-6714266 – (BLM DUMP)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lindsay-m-amer-queer-kid-stuff.26359/page-100#post-6714266 -
(SCREAMING INTO THE VOID)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lindsay-m-amer-queer-kid-stuff.26359/page-104#post-6796545 -
(She desperately wants to be someone on Twitter)

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lindsay-m-amer-queer-kid-stuff.26359/page-104#post-6804524 -
(Cartoon Sperging)

For More Twitter Hilarity, just search for more JambledUpWords posts.

2021: The Dust Settles, Mawwage and the Re-Re-Re-Branding of Queer Kids Stuffed

For almost the entirety of June 2020 through June 2021, Lindsay lived on fucking Twitter like a goddamned hermit with nothing else to do but sperg constantly into the void about shit nobody cared about. Her likes, dislikes and retweets often never broke out of the TENS.

Lindsay married her girlfriend, Hillary Weaver. Nobody cares about her because Hillary is a golddigging editor at a fashion mag and Lindsay is fucking rich, which is why her constant failures have not pushed her into a dark hole of homelessness and despair. Lindsay is FULLY propped up by Mommy and Daddy bux. Hence, she decided to announce to her tens of followers that she was AGAIN starting up Queer Kid Stuff. Most people didn't even know she had stopped the last three times.

2021 TWITTER DUMP

2022: Back In The Headlines and Return to You Tube

Lindsay drank deeply from the well of Liberalism and sawed off her tits. Then she staffed her QKS website with a lot of questionable people who were into things like "children's liberation" which is basically code for "pedophilia."

Flying under the radar of the mainstream, (despite a lame piece from Quillette that can be found in the links below), she managed to land jobs at Nickelodeon and the CBC to produce content for children. This is still, after not having ANY skills related to child development, what she is doing. Here is a sample of her "work".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4vHegf3WPU | https://archive.ph/UA5mQ

Because Lindsay doesn't know how to take criticism (or a fucking hint from reality for that matter), she's decided to start ANOTHER podcast; this one called Rainbow Parenting, despite not being a fucking parent and it basically being an outlet to groom family members.

She also decided to jump on the #DropKiwiFarms bandwagon, because if it's one thing Liberals know, it's to collectively screech at something for no reason whatsoever because all the other libs are screeching at it too.

After lamenting her "career", she decided to bite the bullet and go back to YouTube. She now exists as basically an amorphous lump of fat, inside a Western button up with no tits, that plays the ukelele to an audience of no one, who lives on parentbux.

The only way this saga could get any better is if Queer Kids Stuff ended with Teddy declaring to the world that he's not only straight, but has converted to Islam and blows up the studio.

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Special Thanks to @PTNR 2.0, @Peace and Harmony, @OttoWest, @JambledUpWords, @glass_houses and many, many others for the creation of this OP.

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Bioniclelover · Jan 26, 2023

Linkara thread OP is almost a decade old by now and still lacks rundown of basic information.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/linkara-lewis-lovhaug.1442/

Borborygmous · Aug 19, 2023

This needs updating.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/lmnb-lmn-quadworks-danny-the-irrefutable-darren-pipster-comedy-mix.97626

New posts and videos about them have been circulating online, especially on YouTube.

In addition, Alexander Mortensen decided to give up and abandon his YouTube channel:
Final video for this channel - Mutated Snowman
He revealed that he never liked Rodfellows to begin with and was secretly against DLE and Pipster the whole time and he never was friends with them in the first place.

Here is a quick recap of who has been involved in the whole drama:

Dan P. Lyons
Dan P. Lyons, or Danny, is the creator if you can technically call it that, of the series The Rodfellows, which would have a total of 5 iterations, the original, flash, improved, back again, and "jungle forest gang" (12 if you count the original movie, the infamous movie, the specials, the canceled? series generations, maybe the rod-gals, the 2015 version and the pilot of Rodfellows Kids)

Danny was for the most part able to keep things down low, or at least nobody cared at the time until somewhere around 2021, his controversy include, polygamy in the Life of Danny Cat, the Rodfellows inflation/sleeping episodes, stolen characters from Sonic, Disney and probably more, and (at least alleged, if not outright proven) pedophilia, despite this, he still has a career, while still working on the Rodfellows, he has now decided to put his foot (pun intended) into music probably copped/inspired by 80's synths, while he is still hated by a group of people, most have either burned out or hate Darren more than Dan, foot pictures aside, the hatred for him is slowly going away due partially to him being too busy working on his show.

Besides Rodfellows, he is also responsible for "YouTube Doki" a series that is mostly lost to time, including 3 movies, you can still find the movies if you look hard enough though, though more series including "Brian's World", "Chris & Phlovomite", "The Series of Master & Phlo", which is a sequel to "Chris & Phlovomite", and "Tequila & Cider The Chihuahuas", the original Rodgals.

Darren Pipster
Darren A. Nichols, aka Darren Pipster, is an (idiot) member of the Rodfellows team who is currently 21 years old at the time of writing, he was once a part of the Rodfellows group until the Mark Romo incident, where it was the last straw for Dan and Alex at that point,

His controversies include him making porn of a underage crew member at the time, being in part responsible for a suicide, faking suicide multiple times, and basically having meltdowns, among other things, both online and in his real life, it is believed that the majority of the controversy, including some parts of the rodfellows controversies, was caused or made worse by Darren, his parents even thugh they coddle him, even they have limits, as his dad seems to be tired of Darren not acting mature on the internet and still whining about Dan's Icedrive, Darren out of the three, is at the very least, the most hated out of all of them, and for good reason, due to his constant meltdowns, projections, dwelling on the past, ripping off others, being a crybaby, wanting child ass, and most recently, showing his shit as well as his asshole to random strangers, it is no wonder why even the Rodfellows group hate him, the only people who don't hate him are his circle and the group of children who don't know better,

he is best "known" for Ronald Gets Grounded, a series that ripped off literally every other grounded series ever made, and even copied openings for certain seasons, the characters were obviously from nature cat, but also included "Once Upon A Forest", "Top Cat", and "K9.5" and also created "Tina's World" which has characters from "Koochie Koochie Hota Hai" ripped right out of it, and a movie called "Banjo the Woodpile Cat", obviously a fan film which rips off another film entirely, and according to how much he shows it, it's his "prized" work, the earliest video I've archived was a davemadson rip off called "technicolor intro bloopers", where there was even an episode where they just look at fan art of ash from the movie "Sing".

Alexander V.A. Mortensen
Alexander Vincent Andrew Mortensen, (actual name Zane Vincent Mortensen) or Alex, known under the online moniker French Fry Animation, Comedy Mix, and Mutated Snowman, is a cartoonist who used MS Paint at the beginning of his career, however unlike most of them where they used text-to-speech voices, Alex voiced acted in them himself, Alex is the creator of the Data Crew, Comix Minis, and Comix Shorts, he claims that it was started by his mom? and Jedd Judd, but in all honesty, I don't believe that for a second, I believe that Alex made it up to make it seem more important, the show itself was probably started somewhere in 2015 and has about at least 24 seasons combined,

The controversies include him having fake sex with a 42-year-old Samantha while he was 17, children as young as 10 having "wet dreams", and just being completely sex obsessed, he also is a racist, in many ways, (calling COVID-19 the ching chong virus in a 2020 post, and general hatred towards all Chinese, him saying the N-word in his series, and more recently "monkey" when describing "the blacks" that Alex does not like, his (former?) hate for gay men, etc) and being stupid, praising then president Donald Trump for fighting China, after calling him Hitler and racist, he also has a tendency to silence his critics if they use 0.00000001% of his footage or audio by abusing the copyright system, while also complaining about censorship and freedom of speech, some of which he blames on "the gays and blacks"

His other series are "Jack in the God Damn Box", "Randomness", his now infamous "Rants", "Lawrence", "Comix Rewind", "Comix Unlimited", Ask Series, and the infamous "TDC Rodfellows", he also makes music under the name "DJ Data" and he is proud of it, it's a shame for him that pretty much nobody will listen to it.

Tailslandian Gardens & Elysian Siemens
Tailslandian (real name? Aidan Burnish) is what we can only presume to be a manchild who loves seeing others take a dump all the time. He is known for ripping off others and being just as un-creative as Darren. He also uses real people to be in his fictional stories constantly, like Andrew Orozco, himself, Darren Pipster, GA Bricks, davemadson, and others. He also can't handle his fetishes being hated on and will immediately jump to being doxxed when they complain. He has a subsection called Kewlopolis (also stolen from CBS) for Patreon, even tho no page exists as of yet, and is instead uploaded to YouTube, his most infamous series is Darren Pipster and Friends where he unironically rips off fanfiction, and is a co-owner of Avelo Breeze Animation.

Brayden Nohai
Brayden Nohai, or jnohai, is a fan of the Rodfellows and was part of the Darren circle, he worked with the crew of the Rodfellows, but was kicked out/quit after expressing support for Darren after the Mark Romo incident, and has an obsession with Rodfellows, so much as to make fake merch on his DeviantArt account, and is currently obsessed with the characters having glowing bellies for some reason, probably because of Care Bears, tried to create his news on his DeviantArt, but got bored after episode 3, also currently friends with other manchildren who obsess in their power fantasy who aren't in the Darren circle, like "Opal-Planet" and "FoxTown2002", these users aren't of any importance at the moment, as for the only associations they have to Brayden is that they are part of the weird cartoon community, Brayden has a thing with bellies bumping with each other for some unknown reason, he is also obsessed with logos, so he probably fits into the logo community as well.

Also if you look far enough in his DeviantArt post you will find some, interesting stuff to say the least.

Brian Coukis
Brian Coukis is a grown adult obsessed with scary logos, Nature Cat, and K9.5, he is part of the Darren circle, and he has uploaded cut-scenes of Lightspan games on his channel, under most circumstances, this channel would be ignored as some guy, but he also makes content himself using MS Paint, the pencil tool of MS Paint I might add if it were not for the association with Darren and the Darren circle, he would not be noteworthy, oh and he also sells bootleg merch of the K9.5 logo on TeePublic.

Juli DePallo
Not much is truly known about her other than she was the love interest, Darren, she used to work for the Rodfellows until I assume things got too bad and she left, she only returned when Darren was gone, I will let you guess why despite not being as infamous as the others she still has her moments of slurs and anti-semitism and even possible grooming. As of 2023, she has been exposed for grooming and sexually harassing Dou who was between 13-14 at the time while Juli was 18-19 between 2021 and 2022 as well as blaming her victims for her own actions.

Dipsy Zuraidi / DouCarlton
A child who loves Talking Tom and was a fan of the Rodfellows, he was also previously in love with the fictional character Hashbrown from said show, other than that there is no other relevant information.

Brendan Finkin
BrendanTheToon is a DeviantArt user who loves Rodfellows, genuinely believes that Rodfellows will fail if Darren is not around, thinks that Dan and Alex are still with Pipster, and made the account because he got banned from fandom wikis, for reasons not specified, he also unironically calls himself a "good user", and has a list of rules you must follow, and is very sensitive, so be kind you little shit, here are some of my "favorite" rules
1. No insulting me like name-calling me.
2. No making me spam
3. NO BLOCKING!!!!!!!! (then proceeds to list the names of who he was blocked by) also (Blocking me is forbidden because I have a story of love and friendship. So absolutely no blocking me.) that was him, not me.
4. No mean, rude, or toxic critics allowed (just say I am the best)
5. No hating me
6. No being disappointed in me
7. No ignoring me
8. NO BLOCKING!!!!!!!!
9. No offending me
10. No being mad at me
11. NO BLOCKING!!!!!!!!
12. No betraying me.
13. pls Do my requests right away after I give you one, I don't want to wait, I don't care if you are doing life, drop that now and do what I want!
14. AND NO BLOCKING!!!!!!!!

ToysRUsFan
ToysRusFan is another child who likes Rodfellows, a lot, they are however hated by the Rodfellows group for stealing fonts constantly without permission, also does not know what "permission" means, also hated by the Darren circle, despite creating fonts he does not know how to make them, he also spams a lot.

Mark P. Romo / TRONMarko / Marky.
A furry brony with a Sonic avatar, has a fake company called "SOFY" a knockoff of Sony Pictures, was the victim of Darren's rage that one day, other than that and the fact that he eventually was exposed for grooming, not much.

GlideFan / BlueG
Despite being a victim of Dan, Pipster, and Alex's antics, he has an enormous blood lust and will wish death on anybody who dare opposes him, he also, like Darren, can't keep his cool and sounds just like him when he yells, he also basically admits he wants to commit public executions on his enemies, which is illegal in most places, ironic sense he also wants to enforce certain laws, but only if it benefits him, while you can still feel sorry for him in a sense, some of his actions make him less sympathetic, and I don't think he or his defenders realize that. As of July 21, 2023, he has quit YouTube after suffering the unbearable drama against him, mainly from spambots and people who used to have affiliations with him.

In addition, an impostor account of him unsurprisingly surfaced not long after he left.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYCGYXVbtB40k7eN7bVz4DQ

BellHillMayor
A defender of furries in general probably gets pissed when you joke about furries being a mistake, most likely insecure, part of the Anti-Rodfellows group, claims the show is filled with zoophilia because he has not heard of "yiff" yet, that or he denies the fact that some furries do it for sexual pleasures, and that its part of a certain group and the history of the furry community, fanboy of Nintendo and pretty much anything with anthropomorphic animals, is also a "good user" because of course he is, has been a fan of Alex at one point, but will probably deny it, despite me having evidence of it on his DA.

Jason Animates
Jason Animates, was at one point friends with Dan and Darren, and just for fun decided to become Duke Lawler, a trolling saga ensued until Dan admitted that he liked children, Jason then went into a private chat to make sure it was a joke. When he found out it was not, he then decided to expose Dan, Pipster and Alex, thus starting the whole controversy, at least that is what Jason said, even if the original point might have been noble in some way, it has over time into an a-logging venture, which is sad really, he has become irrelevant and pretty much nobody brings up his videos anymore, even Kiwi Farms.

LILBONKBOY
Started when the first controversy happened, he is an a-log whose whole life is dedicated to bringing down the Rodfellows and anybody who worked with them in any way via lynch mob, he has become way more infamous than the typical child, as his actions destroy anybody associated, rather ignorant about the situation or otherwise, it did not matter to him, they all must be destroyed at any cost, hints why he's an a-log, and from the looks of it, seems like a failure in real life as well, constantly on X spouting how good of a person he is when he is probably just as bad as Dan in some aspects, he also ironically was said to get his comeuppance in an old post by Polanco on DeviantArt.

Criterion / Cobalt
He is a former employee of LMNB, was reportedly groomed, and was one of the original leakers of the QuadWorks doc, and even then, some of it was pretty petty compared to the more serious claims, he is also one of the original people who originally spread the false claim that Danny, Pipster, and Alex were zoophiles, apparently can't explain or does not even know what a zoophile even is, because he conflates pedophilia and zoophilia as the same thing, is probably a zoo himself and a pedo supporter for all I know, if he wants to make false allegations than why can't I?

wearenotyourkind
wearenotyourkind (real name: Shaan Singh) was at one point part of the (lurkers), is the admin of the SpeechSpace forums, (even though I don't think he likes me very much) was eventually exposed for having several manifestos, some of which I can't access, made Darren simp for anime women, and generally interacting with Darren on discord, he goes by "SpeechSpace", "robot jones", "thefinalwarning", "hisei", "ceshounce" and "creationofasystem" in these messages, probably deserves his thread, on either Kiwi Farms or his defunct forum site to be honest.

Jimmy Esposito
A troll, wanted to fuck a raccoon named Ruthie from Rodfellows, a series he hates, tries to make them complain about Rodfellows, is also a doxxer, and thought without him the world would leave certain people, not realizing he was one of the reasons people don't want to associate with the Anti-Rodfellows groups.

Asael Polanco / Pinko / ReBlue
Asael Polanco is at best a failed animator and at worst an SJW type who obsesses with the current thing and has no skeletons in their closet at all. Trust me, he's also obsessed with logos like Brayden Nohai and is obsessed with going on with cartoons because he has nothing better in their lives other than to virtue signal on X where pedos and groomers and legit propaganda can be broadcasted. I won't be surprised if we find out Asael Polanco is a diaper-fur at this point, the only thing he is known for is a parody comic of Rodfellows that he stopped working on in favor of getting mad because "I am a good user".

Blocky332 / Blocky the Dumbass / Mister Blocky
A person who ranted on Alexander, however instead of it being focused on him after the third video, he had a better idea to start simping for LILBONKBOY and believing everything he has ever said, even it means altering shit to make Alexander and Dan seem worse than they already are, softly praising Darren for not copyright striking, even though he did copyright strike a Rodfellows episode because he was mad, and being so terrible that not even the less than on par playlist would put it in because even the person who spreads the zoophile claims does not want to be associated with this garbage, and the person has had NyxWuff on there, that should be enough to tell you how bad he has gotten.

Blocky also claimed to make 15 videos, confirming that he has complete derangement syndrome, that or he is constantly changing his story to fit the narrative that he is a "good user" despite working with a-logs, his rhetoric has only gotten worse as time goes on, now encouraging the suicide of Alex only because of the Spaka Furryton incident using one image provided by the a-log, if he were to say this crap on Kiwi Farms he would be called a fedposter and a glowie because even they don't want the lolcow to kill themselves, a thing that separates the lurkers from the a-logs. Also, isn't telling someone to kill themselves technically a violation of the Community Guidelines? The site he is using?

Isn't milking the suicide of Spaka Furryton more disrespectful to his family? His corpse is being used as a puppet to justify why he wants Alexander to be raped and murdered? I have no clue, but that seems slightly SUS to me. I sure hope the family doesn't find out and berate you for using their dead child as a justification to wish death because of one photo. I mean, Spaka's X page is still up, it's not like you can't get more, oh wait, this is the same guy who thinks the N word is still funny in 2022.

He also has an ego that is on par with Alexander, you can argue that he has a more inflated ego than Alexander, and his ego is already inflated. Blocky thinks he is on top of the word and is the savior of Earth and everyone else is wrong, and want to force everyone to be like him, sounds familiar, it also seems that Alexander lives in his head rent-free despite him claiming that he is done, give it five years, and he will be screaming about how Alexander is chasing him on the street and has become a paranoid madman who claims Dan is putting chemicals in the air to turn children into zoophiles or some other thing, that or when he drives someone to suicide, whichever one comes first.

Brony T. Pony / NyxWuff
Brony T. Pony, or NyxWuff (powerword: Nick Fischer) is an at best mediocre reviewer and worst, probably as bad as Dan, who obeys mien further, and was one of the first to complain about the Rodfellows. In fact, it's the only thing he's known for, once he stopped his relevance, as well as his viewership plummeted, as seen by his subscriber count, despite having 2.52K subscribers, he can only muster up 500 views, maybe 1K or 2K views if he just reviews the right product before going on to the next, he has also gone by the name "TheGamerBrony", as you could expect he is a neck-beard who watches shows made for kids, get into furry drama that only X bots care about, and was a brony at one point, he got the name "bootleg hunter" because he seemed like the knockoff of another brony named "Hunter" right down to his beliefs.

His fursuit was also probably bought in a Spirit Halloween store judging by the mask of a werewolf which he drinks water out of it, and probably got lead poisoning, he can't draw his fursona without making it look like trash, to the point where it unironically looks like blackface when he smiles, he can't even get paws correct, he sucks at drawing that bad, he also had three other channels at one point, and he spoils his reviews like a hunter, having an angry face for things he hates, and having not blackface for things he likes (or just smile), in other cases it's green for good, red for bad. He also loves logos and attempted to hop on the r/topic train two years late, he also goes to furry cons despite advocating for lockdowns, shutting down events, and the advocation of a China-style new order of the Neo-third empire".

"Any relation to people in the past or present is completely incidiental and in no way what would probably happen"

He has complained about Dan's inflation, ironically, he has a weight gain fetish on his FurAffinity, which is part of an inflation fetish, he also has a burp and diaper fetish as well as being into vore. Yep, those comments of having an inflation fetish are aging well.

NyxWuff also apparently likes Ben the Loony, you know, the same person who makes lewd art of children and is obsessed with boobies?

His channel was later deleted due to him feeling like a failure, because his 5-year-old fanbase wanted him to make videos about logos and to review the newest product. What a sad end for a sad neckbeard.

BrookeTheDragonDog / LunarNightmare / SolarDiscomfort
An SJW type who hates Alexander. Unfortunately, nobody cares about them or their videos, except for of course children whose PFP is a recolor of Spongebob, Bloody-Cherry is probably a fan of a certain bread-tube channel, given the horns on their OC, she also fetishizes PSA's and is probably part of "neurodiversity". In other words, a "good user". Also judging by their posts they believe they should be accepted for throwing tantrums when they are probably 30 years old, by that logic I should accept Dan and Darren for being different and being themselves, of course, that would mean re-evaluating what they value, and Bloody-Cherry cannot do that.

Roszina Head / CodeLyokoFan2002 / IronKidFan8
Roszina Head was once a partner of Dan P. Lyons, even if he only made the assets, and has been a "part" of the original controvery, even if it was more like she hopped on the bandwagon.

She is extremely obsessed with Sora from Kingdom Hearts to the point where it makes McAlien's obsession with Doom seem normal by comparison, like wanting to touch his hair because it's fluffy, and has been recently exposed by an SJW/breadtube whiteknight moron who is honestly just as much in a cult as he claims of the other side.

Roszina has since been exposed for protecting CP and pedos, being self-centered according to one of their former friends, likes to eat a lot, and has an obsession fetish with fudge, as well as a fetish for the stuff she likes, including Sora, as we all know, "every good boy deserves fudge", she was also obsessed with The Secret Show, to the point where she called one of the voice actors at her house thinking it was okay while eating with her family, and if you're wondering, no she did not learn anything from this as she tried the same thing with Sora's voice actor, she cannot handle anyone who does not share her interests or people who tell her to stop obsessing withe Sora as well as her other interests because it annoys others around them, but it's okay because she has autism, so you cannot be mad.

She also obsesses with the videos about her more than the person themselves because conventions are more important, she also gatekeeps music, calls her critics "ableist" and "sexist", and constantly claims, "I will kill myself" only to never actually do it.

She has also cyberbullied someone off of YouTube in 2nd grade in 2016, claimed to try to stab herself multiple times on Facebook, throws tantrums because she couldn't touch a guitar, thinks she speaks for all people who have autism, got the police called on herself over threats and arguments with other people, confessed to masturbating, sometimes in front of her parents when she was young, ate fudge as a character from The Secret Show and getting an orgasm, thus being reported to the police, again, because she was 16, attempted to copyright strike their most vocal critic, steals from others, she stole shit from other people and uploaded them as her own, including remixes, at one point she tried to make a radio station play a remix of text-to-speech and another song that was meant for a birthday party and nothing else. Luckily, they refused. Oh and she's also gullible as well.

The most ironic part is the character she is obsessing over is a 14-year-old who is pretty much the ultimate-goody-goody. Ironically, she is such a heartless bitch, pun intended.

To sum this all up, there are no heroes in this whole LMNB drama. Only psychopaths and monsters.

Activelo · Sep 21, 2023

The NeoGAF & ResetERA OP is in desperate need of a update.

johnny dollars · Sep 30, 2023

I think it's time Jim Sterling got his own thread instead of sharing with deadcow TotalBiscuit

Counterfeit Obol · Nov 12, 2023

To any mods that have the time, could you please fix the embedded images in Laura Kate Dale's OP? Thank you.

CEO of Pickles · Dec 2, 2023

OP for Josh Davis (from Red Letter Media) could use a slight update.

Convert images to thumbnails
Link to RLM thread
Link to Null's YouTube playlist of Best of the Worst videos without Josh.
Focus on tweets? I imagine most RLM viewers know how Josh acts in videos, but not on social media.

Thank you.

Flea Man Marbles · Dec 8, 2023

Bioniclelover said:
Linkara thread OP is almost a decade old by now and still lacks rundown of basic information.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/linkara-lewis-lovhaug.1442/

I've searched for the "Dead Gay Muppet Bang-gang" thing like a dozen times in his thread and have never found any mention as to what it means or why it is pertinent to the thread at all.

Schizoid Wife · Jun 19, 2024

Is it acceptable to just make a new thread on a particular community watch thread as opposed to updating it? OG thread has only 3 pages, missing a ton of information, and even the community itself calls themselves something different. Or do I just post my update here and await for a mod to update a thread?

EDIT: here's the thread, it's missing a ton of information https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-gmod-sfm-splatoon-community.64512/ . The splatsource community is an interesting mess that I think 100% deserves to be archived here, but the thread is missing a lot of crucial cringe (such as the multiple incidents of retards faking their deaths, meltdowns over simple criticisms, etc.)

Bucephalus · Oct 25, 2024

The title of Donald Trump's thread could use some tweaking to be in line with other lolcow threads.

There's no period after the J in "Donald J Trump", which is grammatically incorrect.
Trump's social media handles aren't listed in the title, contrary to general convention.
- Only relevant ones to my knowledge are @realDonaldTrump (Truth Social), @realDonaldTrump (Xitter, Instagram, TikTok, etc.), and @DonaldJTrumpForPresident (YouTube) - don't know whether a distinction between the first two should be made or not, since the only difference is capitalization.

There are also some full-sized images in the OP that should be thumbnails instead.

A Cat in a Minefield · Jan 20, 2025

I think there should be a Wikipedia style system where OPs can continously be edited by multiple people. Maybe with a vote system on if the change is accepted or not. OPs are important and we can't expect someone to periodically rewrite them. This would be especially useful for fast moving / evolving ones or massive ones like Rekietas.

Is this a completely retarded idea?

I think this would be a more sustainable system.

Admiral Throbnelius · Feb 2, 2025

TheCuntler said:
I think there should be a Wikipedia style system where OPs can continously be edited by multiple people. Maybe with a vote system on if the change is accepted or not. OPs are important and we can't expect someone to periodically rewrite them. This would be especially useful for fast moving / evolving ones or massive ones like Rekietas.

Is this a completely retarded idea?

I think this would be a more sustainable system.

I like this idea. However, there's one major issue I see, which is if it's open to everybody, there's bound to be people who shit up the OPs with garbage edits or deliberate vandalism, and even with a vote system, that would just result in the system getting swamped.

I personally think that maybe a better way to do this would be that you can allow certain users to edit the OP (you'd invite them similar to PMs) so it's people that are trusted to edit OPs. It would certainly make collaborating on OPs a little easier as rather than relying on the original OP to edit everything in, people contributing to it can just edit in their info.

That's just my idea, I don't know how feasible it is though.

A Cat in a Minefield · Feb 2, 2025

Admiral Throbnelius said:
I like this idea. However, there's one major issue I see, which is if it's open to everybody, there's bound to be people who shit up the OPs with garbage edits or deliberate vandalism, and even with a vote system, that would just result in the system getting swamped.

I personally think that maybe a better way to do this would be that you can allow certain users to edit the OP (you'd invite them similar to PMs) so it's people that are trusted to edit OPs. It would certainly make collaborating on OPs a little easier as rather than relying on the original OP to edit everything in, people contributing to it can just edit in their info.

That's just my idea, I don't know how feasible it is though.

I really like the idea! That would be fantastic but I am not sure how well that can be implemented. You'd have to reserve timeslots where only one person at once can edit it. Something like that. Or you could do first come, first serve, where the OP is locked from editing by others if someone else is working on it, with a time limit.

I was mainly talking about OP's that have already been posted, like the Rekieta one I mentioned. I don't know if your proposed way could work like that. Are only the ones working on the OP initially allowed to edit it? What if it was only one person? What if they got banned or just lost interest?

Something like similar to how git-repos work would be nice, with mods that would greenlight the merge. You could create a merge-request, which pings the mods responsible for the board and they accept the request if they like it. It would create some extra work, but with adding some mods I don't think that it would be such a hassle. Alternatively, well known posters in the thread could get that power. They receive a ping and see the changes that were made and can vote for yes or no. if 60 or 70% of all votes are yes, the changes get added.

Admiral Throbnelius · Feb 2, 2025

TheCuntler said:
I was mainly talking about OP's that have already been posted, like the Rekieta one I mentioned. I don't know if your proposed way could work like that. Are only the ones working on the OP initially allowed to edit it? What if it was only one person? What if they got banned or just lost interest?

To elaborate a bit, I was thinking it would be a system where you can invite someone to be an OP editor anytime, whether that's before you publish it in PG or when it's been out for a year. Your point about banned users is a good one, I would think in this system a mod can make someone the new OP owner or invite people to edit the OP.

A Cat in a Minefield · Feb 2, 2025

Admiral Throbnelius said:
To elaborate a bit, I was thinking it would be a system where you can invite someone to be an OP editor anytime, whether that's before you publish it in PG or when it's been out for a year. Your point about banned users is a good one, I would think in this system a mod can make someone the new OP owner or invite people to edit the OP.

Yeah, that would make sense. You would transfer the ownership.
Thoughts on our proposals @Null ?

Molestiny · Mar 18, 2025

As we all know, the Destiny thread is long overdue for a first post update, so I took the initiative and made an outline for renewed first post. The purpose of this post is not to make me the one who makes the final post (although if noone steps up I might do it, but it will probably take me months to finish).

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/

Destiny first post outline

Introduction

Destiny (Quick summary of the chronological history)
DGG
Orbiters (Most relevant ones i.e, Dan Saltman, NotSoErudite, Darius, Vaush*, Hasan*)

Chronological history

Early Destiny history/Nebraska

1988 - Destiny pre-online history, His grandmother killing his pets, Potential abuse at the age of 10, His best friend comitting suicide, going to a jesuit school.
2009 - JustinTV/Carpet cleaning/Getting fired from casino job
2011 - Made 8-year-old show him his penis (not sure about the year of this)
2011 – Planned to Murder a Teenager Over DDoS Attack
2011 - Decided not to abort his child because of moral consistency
2012 – Sharing bikini photos of a 15-Year-Old
2012 - Sexual Assault of Mia Rose
2012 - Leaking porn of Bluetea

Transition into politics/Moving to LA

2017 - Amos Yee debates/Ethical CP/Warski/Tonka
2017 - Abandoning his son (unsure if he moved to LA in 2017 or 2018 )
2017 - Jontron debate (i personally do not give a shit about this, but a lot of people here do)
2018 - Drug abuse starts (afaik based on the reckful stream where he took shrooms)
2019 – Anavoir "stalking" starts
2019 - Melina relationship starts by stealing his fans girlfriend
2019 - Hasan fallout / The Nigger word drama/Lefty arc starts
2020 – Bob7 Drama

Miami

2021 - Kyle Rittenhouse/Twitch Departnering/Vaush Fallout
2022 - Keffals and twitch ban/#DropKiwifarms/Tranny sports debates
2022 - Mrgirl and Lav arc starts
2022 - Nick Fuentes friendship starts
2022 - Lauren Southern Affair
2023 - Destiny's rise in the conservative/redpill sphere starts
2023 - Divorce from Melina
2023 - Israeli shill arc
2024 - Trump Assassination Attempt / Election Meltdown /Progressive Victory
2025 - Revenge porn lawsuit/The Fall of Destiny

The purpose of the year markers is just to mark where each event/arc starts.

* Introduce that Hasan and Vaush spawned from Destiny's community, Hasan to a lesser extent, and then proceed to link to their respective threads.

Additionally there are a ton of retarded side characters in Destiny's orbit that merit at the very least a paragraph or two such as: NotSoErudite, Dan Saltman, Darius, Booksmarts, Chaeiry, Stardust, 4THOT and many more that I cannot mention on the top of my head.

My idea is to introduce the orbiters as they arrive in the timeline. I would include the most important ones that are current in the introduction such as NotSoErudite and Dan Saltman.

There are also many funny side stories about Destiny that can also be included but doesnt warrant their own arcs: Various crashouts on twitter (Ludwig/QTCinderella AI porn), low testosterone, perpetually failing to build muscle, buying 1000 styrofoam cups, shilling NFT's, being an expert audio engineer, and much more. Im a bit unsure about where to write these in the first post.

This is going to take a lot of time to compile and I would love to get the regular posters input on the initial outline above and if they feel that there are any headlines that aren't very important and should be deleted or merged into another headline or any additions.

Also, it would help if any of you guys would point me to some of your own posts that are already in the thread that you feel contains relevant info for each of the headlines i've outlined. My DM's are open.

@Code Cave @StrangerMe @Pepsi Vs Coke. Fight! (please come back!) @Cynical-Carnivore-88 @Datman @Latrell Sprewell @Irregardless @Pippa is a spic whore @Nothing Worth @loldggL @dick tha master

All of the stuff I've outlined above is things I'm already pretty familiar with and have knowledge of. My main issue is that a lot of it is based on memory and sourcing some of the stuff from the pre-online era and JustinTV era can be difficult to find. Also looking through all the archive channels to source some of the clips such as DGG Vault is quite time-consuming.

Thank you in advance.

Updating Old, Terrible First Posts - Rewriting the first post of very old threads.

I married a seabear

Bad civilization.

I've been studying drugs for years.

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Just having fun on the Internet

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Here to ruin sandwiches and nothing less

Somnoterrorist

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a horse.

Gracefully avoiding death!

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Destiny first post outline ​

Introduction​

Chronological history​

Early Destiny history/Nebraska​

Miami​

Destiny first post outline

Introduction

Chronological history

Early Destiny history/Nebraska

Miami