Aaron Imholte / Steel Toe Morning/Evening Show / "The Toe Boys" / r/steeltoeboringshow - Disgraced Minnesotan radio host turned racist Internet shock jock. Cuckold chef de Spaghetti-os, "2-2" boxing "coach". Has a legion of a-logs. Lost his wife to a coke addict he played "Strip Twister" with. Fined $50 for sharing nudes of Kayla Rekieta.

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Gobermental Supervisor said:
April pretty much wished her death live on air, Aaron was simply included because she was his new wife.
That is why his TRO recently expired and April's is still going for another year.
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Actually it was something along the lines of them fantasizing about killing her while fucking her they were both talking about which triggered the restraining order.
 
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Alas his boxing thing may be over but he can fall back on the vast wrestling experience he gained with Nick, and become an Olympic wrestler. Unlike the Greeks of old, today Olympic wrestlers are clothed though, Aaron, something to keep in mind. Also they use a lot less olive oil than you're used to.
 
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AltisticRight said:
If he threatens to box people, he belongs in the tough guys subforum. Look at this guy, he probably can't win a fight against a pool noodle.
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Tough guy is all over the place though, just from the expanded waistline universe we got Fat Rick S Thomas, who can be beaten by a slight incline, Daddy Cum Cannon who can be warded off by dentistry and butter knives, to Jackie motherfucking Singh who could obliterate an entire carrier group with her nudes and gargantuan hands.
 
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AltisticRight said:
If he threatens to box people, he belongs in the tough guys subforum. Look at this guy, he probably can't win a fight against a pool noodle.
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I would love to see him box against Nick though, both in spandex trunks that perfectly contour their shriveled cuck testicles.
5 min round time, barefist, two go in, one goes out. Winner gets to keep Kayla.
 
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Actually it was something along the lines of them fantasizing about killing her while fucking her they were both talking about which triggered the restraining order.
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Is this really the kind of shit that his a-logs just pass along to one another like a game of telephone without simply looking at the record? Even Ashley's petition's summary never went that far and it's plain enough from the clip that Aaron read a superchat in which the chatter herself joked that Aaron should kill Ashley, Aaron rightly reacted with a "what the fuck," had the sense to delete that fucked-up superchat now absent from chat replay, and immediately tried to change the subject. Then April changed the subject back to the superchat again with a crass joke about how April would reward him with a cheat pass if he does what the chatter suggested, Aaron made fun of how April sounded like she'd enjoy watching what the chatter suggested, April added an even more crass joke about flicking her bean to the sight of what the chatter suggested, Aaron made the boneheaded mistake of laughing at April's joke, and Aaron then again changed the subject like he'd tried to in the first place:


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Anyone can agree that the classier move would have been to treat the mother of his children with respect by telling April to shut the fuck up about that superchat and move on, but what are we supposed to expect from a shock jock show where all manner of edgy sexual humor was always on-brand? Why aren't these "just jokes" like the edgiest of Melton's "just jokes"?
 
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Folgers Can said:
Is this really the kind of shit that his a-logs just pass along to one another like a game of telephone
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It is especially disgusting that these supposed "good aLogs" that got bored of masturbating over their "Nick goes to prison fantasy" are unquestioningly repeating stuff Melton and his crew are bringing into circulation.

And they are shitting all over the Nick thread with that shit now.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Anyone can agree that the classier move would have been to treat the mother of his children with respect by telling April to shut the fuck up about that superchat and move on, but what are we supposed to expect from a shock jock show where all manner of edgy sexual humor was always on-brand? Why aren't these "just jokes" like the edgiest of Melton's "just jokes"?
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They are all just jokes

Only difference is that Aaron was in a hostile situation with the mother of his children to the point she felt she had to get the law involved
 
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AltisticRight said:
I'm going to rework the subtitle a bit. Posting this to have a backup.
@Balldo's Gate let me know how you like it.
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I like it but my only suggestion is to remove "allegedly slurped Rekieta's semen" because the source for that is only Nick Rekieta's word and because since Rekieta has been so insanely obsessed for months with telling everyone about that that adding it to the subtitle seems wrong.

It's all Nick talks about anymore for some reason.

Maybe mention something like "accused revenge pornographer" or "played strip Twister with Rekieta" or "reads KF before watching cuck porn" instead since all of that is either proven or something Aaron admits?

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Anyone can agree that the classier move would have been to treat the mother of his children with respect by telling April to shut the fuck up about that superchat and move on, but what are we supposed to expect from a shock jock show where all manner of edgy sexual humor was always on-brand? Why aren't these "just jokes" like the edgiest of Melton's "just jokes"?
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I think most people would accept Aaron and April and his fans went over the line which is why Ashley was able to successfully obtain an HRO. The question I have is the reason behind the fact that neither Ashley nor Aaron attempted the same course of action with Melton.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
I like it but my only suggestion is to remove "allegedly slurped Rekieta's semen" because the source for that is only Nick Rekieta's word and because since Rekieta has been so insanely obsessed for months with telling everyone about that that adding it to the subtitle seems wrong.
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Oh yeah, that's a good point. Fantasy satisfaction of Aaron slurping up Rekieta's futile blanks has been thus, DENIED.
Out of text space, this shall do.
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
which is why Ashley was able to successfully obtain an HRO
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We don't even know that to be the case from the face of the document:

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Based on that and other customized differences between Aaron's order and April's order pointed out earlier, it's clear enough that the reason why the final HRO was issued was because Aaron appeared with counsel prepared to contest it and some non-zero perceived risk that he might prevail prompted Ashley and her counsel to negotiate a mutual settlement agreeing to the HRO's bare issuance subject to myriad stipulations. His entering into that voluntary agreement to simply keep his yap shut about her on his show essentially cost him nothing, A) so long as it wouldn't interfere with child custody (which it didn't due to various stipulations carved out in the final draft for that purpose), and B) so long as it would explicitly make no findings about the merits of Ashley's allegations one way or another (which it didn't), so that they wouldn't have any prior adjudication to incorporate by reference into any future legal cases or, say, any boxing licensure process for example.

Perhaps if Aaron had known at the time that the case was publicly accessible, he might have contested it to the bitter end in hopes of vindication and might have even prevailed on "just jokes" grounds, First Amendment grounds, and/or blaming-April grounds that would have cost him nothing at the time of the April 19th contested hearing when he and April were already splitting up, but as it sits the mutual agreement effectively robs us and USA Boxing of any way to know whether Ashley's case as stated would have succeeded on its own merits.

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The question I have is the reason behind the fact that neither Ashley nor Aaron attempted the same course of action with Melton.
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IIRC the last Aaron claimed on that front was that Ashley and her lawyer laid some groundwork in that direction that got so far along as her lawyer contacting Aaron for a detailed statement that he characterized as something less than a deposition but more than a phone call, which sounded like an interview for purposes of preparing an affidavit for him to sign. Assuming for the sake of argument that he was telling the truth about that, there could be several reasons why things never progressed from that stage to anything public:

1. Ashley's lawyer could have foreshadowed a petition with a cease and desist letter that elicited Melton's toothless assurances to stop talking about the kids or perhaps even negotiation of a more enforceable NDA with scope limited to talking about the kids with any sexual connotation. It would take timestamped quotes of him continuing those comments very recently to disprove this theory.

2. Ashley could have been overly optimistic in having her lawyer do so much preparatory work only for the lawyer to later do his homework and advise her that a Minnesota court wouldn't have sufficient jurisdiction over Melton in this instance, and perhaps also that she would be less likely to prevail in a Nevada court with whatever their standard for granting an HRO is, and/or needing to start from scratch with the expense of Nevada-licensed counsel was more than she could stomach.

3. It could be that Ashley and her lawyer at first didn't fully understand what they were getting into when it comes to Melton having a reputation for being surprisingly litigious, with examples including (but not limited to) a case where a petitioner in Melton's own jurisdiction complained of Melton's various harassment that arguably impacted him more directly than the attenuated connection Ashley has to work with, and even that petitioner wasn't eligible for an HRO when Melton fought it in a Nevada court and won with the very sort of "just jokes" and "muh freeze peach" defense that Aaron should have fought and won his own case with:

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Upon getting to know Melton more from a prior history like the circus in that video coupled with whatever curt fuck-you letter Melton or his lawyer would have sent in response to any cease and desist letter Ashley's lawyer may well have already tried, Ashley would have been right to nope the fuck out out after reassessing all the unanticipated hassle and expense involved for so little to gain. None of that would be inconsistent with Aaron having told the truth that Ashley was seriously pursuing it at first, and he'll probably never bring it up again because admitting that Melton successfully backed Ashley off would somehow be perceived by fans and a-logs alike as another L for the Toe.
 
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Folgers Can said:
His entering into that voluntary agreement to simply keep his yap shut about her on his show essentially cost him nothing,
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Being unable to talk about Ashley cost Aaron about $1.72 in superberries by my estimates, approximately 23% of Steel Toe Morning Show's monthly earnings going by publicly available data. It was an absolutely devastating loss for the Toe. Some Dabbleverse scholars believe it was this lost of income that prompted Aaron and April to seek out noted Lolcow of the Year award Winner Nicholas Rikeita to leech off of.
 
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Folgers Can said:
Perhaps if Aaron had known at the time that the case was publicly accessible, he might have contested it to the bitter end in hopes of vindication and might have even prevailed on "just jokes" grounds
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I would argue that Aaron was perfectly aware of how wrong those statements by April were and he clearly tried to switch the topic multiple times without starting a fight with her on air.

April just did not deign to STFU and walked all over him. I wonder if she was on cocaine during that show?
 
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