Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Butter Waffle]

Nigger its bread, the recipe is flour salt water yeast

My man, Germany has thousands of breads and baked goods.

 

[Gamepads]

Almost, Amy unironically was great at baking, Gordon even complimented her on it at some point. It was the regular food they were shit at.

The ferretfaggot is below even crazy amy, let that sink in.

Was she? Pretty sure she was buying cakes from outside and trying to pass it as her own.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I can only imagine how hilarious of a fuck up that bakery would be. He'd talk up his baking skills all day only to have to try and gaslight customers into thinking it's extra seared bread to lock in the flavor.

"What am I supposed to do? The over has a timer on it."

Look, maybe a ratatouille by a rat can still be clean and delicious but there is NO WAY I'm eating a bread baked by a roach

 

[McSneaks]

As someone with a deep voice, who has always been told "you should be on radio" or "I literally can't hear you cause of the tone" type shit, it ain't fun. It ain't hot. Women want a deep voice? Yeah, somewhat, as opposed to a squeaky faggot. To actively pursue and modify your own voice for this type of thing is such an immediate red flag of immense immaturity. What would a teenage boy think is manly? Going bald, being tall, big dick and deep voice? How many of those things are desired past the age of teenhood?

I once again call back to Syykuno: "Brooo his voice changed! It's not forced!", 5 years later he stops the act and nobody gives a shit.

Uh....at least 3/4? And the 4th one no one considers "manly" at any age? Ask literally any 25, 35, 45 year old if they'd rather have a big dick or a small dick, be tall or be short. That's a bit of a weird post. You won't even have women agreeing with that lol you think there's a bunch of 45 year old women on dating apps looking for stocky short dudes with micropenises?


"No man past the age of 17 wants to be rich, buff, tall, and have a big dick"
-Some tranny coping super hard on reddit


Not that any amount of vocal work will help some faggot named Thor with googly eyes and a weird smell smash pussy for a living

 

[ScurvyRat]

Look, maybe a ratatouille by a rat can still be clean and delicious but there is NO WAY I'm eating a bread baked by a roach

Not appreciating all this anti-rat rhetoric.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Not appreciating all this anti-rat rhetoric.

You have scurvy.

 

[SlyVMan]

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[Zeftax]

vile place reminds of the dark place in lion king "dont go to the shadow place"

Almost random.txt material

 

[Aidan]

Insane behavior dude.

The evidence is presented for anyone to decide, the only reason it's "bad" is because usually it's the lolcow saying or doing something worth pointing and laughing at. Like a clip showing someone lecture everyone else about pulling the wrong mob, then finding out you're the one who pulled it and flipping the script into "I did everything correct." instantly.

He doesn't realize Mald isn't an actual hacker and none of the badges have to do with hacking. At the Defcon with Prime, Luke, and Theo, it sounds like Mald didn't do any notable programming to solve any of the puzzles. Even Mald, in a rare moment of awareness, has said he's not good at malware analysis right before pretending to be good at malware analysis.
Again, Mald is the guy who got tunnel vision on thinking a Tunnelbear VPN IP was a hacker's jump box and talked down to chat when he was explicitly told it was a VPN endpoint.

 

[PHUCKERPRIME]

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Sounds like the seeds of doubt are being planted.

Come, little roachlings! Come and READ!

 

[Gravemind]

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"Twisted narrative".

Like you guys aren't wholesale devouring the knots from Mald.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

Heh, you just don't understand, but I can't blame you. After all, unlike Jason you don't have 20 years of experience in bread dev.
Behold! Jason's super secret special recipe for cheesy bread! Only to be found in the form of a VTuber collaboration!

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Being honest, the recipe seems okay, and cheese sauce as part of a bread dough is a cool idea which I may even try. The fact his recipe is in cups and ounces instead of grams does sour the super-baker vibe he's trying for, though. If he had an ounce of humility I might even compliment the creativity. The most impressive thing in this video by far is the VTuber's setup.

I remember in the original 6 hour VOD Jason mentions that he's allergic to hops even though this recipe he supposedly makes all the time has beer in it. Not sure what that's about, and I don't think the two facts were ever connected.
Did I hate-watch 6 hours of Jason cooking content? Sped up and in the background, but yes.

God this is insufferable. He tells the Vtuber to put butter in the pan and they follow directions. Later he claims he told her to salt, pepper, and lemon and is trying to gaslight while this whole shit is on camera (nice of the editor to bring back the clip in slow mo). Then the next thing he insults the bread shape but he forgot to tell her to take the lid off the bread pan so the loaf can expand and tries to make it her fault. Fuck I can't watch more.

I need to watch chef Jean Pierre make bread on youtube to cleanse myself now

 

[Forklift Certified]

The duality of a man...

...Only 2 minutes apart

Dear discord personnel, I like to suggest if someone accusing x to be a liar ask for the recipe of his claim and ask him about his reasoning why he believe its true next time, and use your grey matter to decide his presented argument have a leg to stand instead defaulting to auto dismissal... like an actual conversation...

 

[MercuryMan]

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Ah yes, the super hacker Jason with a lack of coding progress in a simple scripting language for 8 years. Definitely an elite dev who worked for the government.
If only they could read an OP in completion.

Then they complain about lolcows being made fun of, suggesting their lives are ruined by KF and not of their own degenerate actions. No wonder they idolize Jason so blindly.

 

[hand holding faggot]

Sounds like the seeds of doubt are being planted.

Honestly, to think highly of Jason you need to be willfully ignorant to the fact he's not a real game developer. It's not even speculation, all the facts are there presented on a silver plate: 121 max players 6 years ago, in EA since 2017 and Jason rarely works on it, while promoting himself as a successful creator, even though his magnum opus is unwanted and unfinished. And all of this is public and well-documented beyond KF. If this can't create a sense of disgust or at least raise a question in a little roachling's mind, I don't know what can.

 

[Retink Retunk]

He could sell bread to DSP's sandwich shop.

Do a charcuterie board with Fatrick.

And it all comes full circle back to the bathroom gnome known as Keemstar who can use this as his next lolcow themed business, a restaurant staffed by cows known as the Cow Cantina.

Look, maybe a ratatouille by a rat can still be clean and delicious but there is NO WAY I'm eating a bread baked by a roach

Look, the bread only contains trace amounts of ferret fur, you can hardly tell that one out of three bites has it.

 

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Myke

 

[el gordo]

Not really,

i saw the max a few time go above 20k but you are right, on avarage hes not

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Being honest, the recipe seems okay, and cheese sauce as part of a bread dough is a cool idea which I may even try. The

I am remembering the guy on twitter who makes Vtuber breads now. Don't think its related to either of them but he made one that looked like a behelit face that was leaking cheese and it stuck in my head.
I can barely watch 1 minute of this...
Wait, did this nigger just say PACKETS of yeast?
Okay, he doesn't even do his own yeast I Refuse to believe he does any actual baking and is just reading her a recipe he got off the internet.

Being honest, the recipe seems okay, and cheese sauce as part of a bread dough is a cool idea which I may even try.

That was the most depressing cheese loaf I have ever seen.
For reference this is what a jalapeno cheese loaf I found on google looks like:

You can get this at like any small local bakery.

My man, Germany has thousands of breads and baked goods.

After seeing his recipe. I stand by my statement.

 

[GeldKampf]

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I decided to do some digging on this Myke guy. Spoilering because he's a gooner and my escapades are really unnecessary.

Spoiler: Autism

First I looked at his username, which is mykeca. I thought it was fairly unique, so I ran it through whatsmyname.app along with his other username, CabalDrake. I found nothing interesting until I found his ImageFap account...

Which, as you see, is in Canada and gives us a DOB of 9/29/1982. How do we know the "ca" in "mykeca" stands for Canada?

Because he tells us right here. He was talking about getting a StarForge prebuilt because Mald was/is sponsored by them.

But that's not where the story ends. This guy uploaded dick photos to ImageFap. Out of respect for Null and due to my own lack of interest of saving dick pics, I'll just put the thumbnail on catbox so you get the idea, obviously NSFW. Interestingly enough, the only channel he followed on Pornhub 3 years ago was an interracial couple.

He then posted this lovely selfie in #streamchat with his cat.

Next I'd like to post some gems I found from his chat history on Mald's server.


Kinda creepy

Mald getting 60k viewers in an instant is totally legit, stalkerchild.




He then came out in full, unrepentant defense of Thor DMCAing that one indie game dev.




He talks about our amazing website.


The last funny thing I found while skimming


Twitch | Archive
Duolingo
NSFW Pornhub | Archive
NSFW ImageFap | can't archive, ImageFap is blocked from Archive.is

TLDR: Another absolute gooner playing white knight for Mald. Seems to be a pattern, no?